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Let's see how autistic /b/ actually is.
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thanks for the link faggot
Give us the link
>>684919307
kek, what do you expect, I'm retarded.
http://aqtest.net/
>most women score about 15, and most men score about 17
Men confirmed for being more autistic than women
> There is actually a level of MAXIMUM AUTISM
normie reporting in
>>684919492
it is more common in men, but when women are autistic, wewee, it's severe
I only got 6 retarded points... what can I redeem them for
>>684920494
You can redeem some spaghetti from your nan, faget.
My sides are in orbit right now
>>684920555
Push it to the limit
>>684920555
I haven't seen my trips
not bad
>>684920494
How are you still on 4chan?
The one game I want to get the high score in
>>684920938
Trying to level up I'm a noobly Lv 6 tard
i got 24. does not giving a shit what other people want make me autistic?
; ;
I did the one from wired (may have different scoring) and scored 33. 32 and up can be considered somewhat likely to have mild autism, which is the story of my life. I've been tested many times and different people have concluded different things, but all agreeing that I'm close to the line. I've become much more normal over the years but for a long time the assumption that I was autistic and therefore could not really be social with others ended up being a self fulfilling prophecy. Even introverted autists need social connection and will leave their shelters to seek it. http://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/
The site isn't loading for me did I pass?
>>684921195
Just search AQ test, I'm pretty sure the test is standardized. Or you are negatively autistic, which is damn amazing.
>>684921172
Hahahaha fuck you faggot
pretty basic and sometimes repetitive questions. Did pretty good but I can vary a good bit. sometimes I like to take these tests to make sure Im more so just awkward than an autist.
Guys...
I wonder what it takes to achieve maximum autism...
Kind of unexpected
>>684921172
Just checked, same scoring, you have autism.
this is b.s i totally lied for good tier answers
>>684922549
Woah is this thing tied with NBC? Or is that advertisement
I have achieved transcendence
Turns out I'm not autistic in the slightest. That still doesn't change the fact that I'm suicidal and dream about the sweet release of death each day.
I came from Reddit and this is the first thread I see. LOL!
>>684923317
Don't we all.
>>684922862
>autist
>dating website
oh boy
>>684922862
reddit?
eh, I guess
Funny cause I actually have mild ASD.
hmpfhm
>>684922862
This test is bullshit, I've answered everything right, yet my score is 48? Nah fuck that.
>>684919492
Women have a better BBB then men and at birth men will get all them vaccines str8 to the brain
I'm beginning to suspect that a good amount of people on /b/ are literally autistic. That explains a lot.
>>684924965
Can someone send me a different link? I don't trust the aqtest.bs
>>684923317
Really? Me too. I'm on the fence though between hanging or jumping off a building
>>684920158
Tits or gtfo
>>684925854
You're trying too hard, go to a different board please.
>>684923806
First time I see no one giving bait attention
>>684923952
Lolz
>>684926003
I just want to know if I have the correct answers. I'm not autistic, my actual score was 26.
lold at the collecting categories question. i have 400 pictures of cars categorized by make and model. its only now occurring to me how autistic that is.
>>684923806
REEEEEEEEEEE
autistfaglords
And (once again) I found out how much assburguer I am.
>>684926644
how do you folks manage to score so high wtf lol
:(
ok so am i autistic or not
>>684926720
too much 4chan
fuck all you potatos
>>684919307
got 33
you'll have to take my word for it because I don't know how to screenshot
Im either off the chart or below the chart
32/50 kek
I got a 41, dont know how to post results
>>684927172
you had to ask. so yes most certainly
fuck i was so close to a perfect score
>>684926720
I'm aspie, kek.
>>684927193
Actually I come here once in a while. I use more the ib of my country.
And it's way worse...
believing what you read on the internet
>kek
>>684927542
I have the same problem, Mozilla on mobile?
second question in and i know it's bullshit. "i prefer to do things the same way over and over again."
What the hell is this supposed to mean? When i wash the dishes i do it the same way every time because i know it's the most convenient way.
If you're talking about walking the dog, obviously i change it up.
Stupid questions are stupid.
>>684928576
Yeah, I re-tried it on my computer and got a 4
>>684923952
ayy 20 bro
>>684922272
still using windows 8, autist confirmed
>>684926644
>>684926720
that score is wrong because only a maximum autist wouldn't even chose a similar font to try to troll.
I got 32 but I think I am a 28
>>684919307
Well thank god for this result, who doesnt enjoy social chit-chat?
>>684927542
>off or below
>implying below isn't also off
definitely above.
The last time I did this I got a 41 and it made me sad or confused, so I'm not going to try again
>>684929584
that's something most people would say ironically. but i get the feeling you mean it...
>>684919679
Kek
>>684929584
Me. I force myself to do it to improve my shitty social skills but I deeply hate it. I'm a 32
>>684929029
Proof
perfect normie here
>>684927542
so high you're off the richter scale
>>684929683
First I refer you to
>>684929956
Then to pic related
>>684927957
>perfect
>high score for quiz signifies mental disorder
>perfect?
37 O-PEE
>>684919489
Ho u do on mobile. tried ff, chrome, and android intent app. won't work since flash not suppoeted.
>>684919307
the real autism test is whether you are capable of identifying the normie answers.
real score 12, metagaming score: 2 (because i fucked up by reading too fast; not autistic enough to do this 3 times)
apparently the opposite of autistic is a one dimensional highly social animal with no deeply held interests, goals, or enjoyment of education whose only goal in life is entertainment. IE a vapid whore/jack stereotype from a Blist 80's movie.
>>684929807
No i actually love talking to people and the whole process of getting to know them. Having contacts make your life so much easier, with everything from being able to recommend people to a job or helping another person with their life in some way
>>684929955
Oh that must be hard for you then, i can't really relate since i 100% enjoy social interactions. But if you have to force yourself into a situation it's never gonna be pleasant.
My tip would be to try to find a good friend (or several) that you actually like 100% and try to talk about everything you think and feel, and you might enjoy it more.
Alot of people i've met with autism (my cousin for example) have a certain thing or two that they love with all of their heart and find no attraction talking about the "everyday stuff" like the weather and partying etc. Find someone else that have that some passion or just try to talk so somone you know who wont judge you or think you're wierd.
>>684929955
>>684931059
Also sorry for my poor english skills, not a native speaker haha
>>684919307
Normal boring fag here
23
I-i'm almost average guys.
Fuck, I'm a 28. What do?
32
16
>>684931059
then you must define social shit-chat other than me. to me, that is talking to people you already know but never actually want to really know about topics like the weather.
>>684930919
But isn't that basically true? Other than some issues with social situations, the "autistic" elements of my personality are by far the most interesting ones.
>>684931405
I somehow didn't realize print screen would include the other monitor,
>>684921094
apparently. They don't seem to take in account being able to judge people's emotions and responses yet the people you deal with being fucking stupid with nothing you care about to say.
I don't give a shit that getting btfo is "insulting" to some people. git gud scrubs.
Damn, pretty close to what I was expecting.
Got 11.
got dubs, 33 namely. What do?
I even have a girlfriend, but how I can autist?
Makes no sense at all lol!
>>684929955
Talk in the mirror and every time you fuck up slap yourself.
Only 1 guy here less autistic than me
feelsgoodman
>>684932052
screenshot btw!
>>684919307
Rollerino
Well, damn. Always thought I was an autist. Time to accept my place in the real world. Goodbye /b/.
>>684931059
Don't worry my English is worst lol.
I think that usually I can pass almost as a normie (never full normie tho) which is not necessarily bad. But most of the times I feel extremely boring.
I have my group of best friends where I can be natural there, having days where I barely say a word or listen to what they talk and others where I say weird funny things and banter everytime
>>684932229
lmfao
that screenshot alone tells me how much of an autist you are
do you even snipping tool faggot
>>684932293
Autismo alert.
>>684931512
that isn't conducive to being a consumer anon. And we can't have that.
>Only autists go to the museum anon, just spend $25 at the movies
this "autism test" seems to have a strong anti-intellectual bias.
>>684919307
i literally just spammed thr disagree button and got a 17
25, thought it would be higher tbh
Didn't think it would be that high
>>684932368
You know a lot of past geniuses had signs of autism
>>684932368
True. I'm sort of a weirdo who wants to live alone in the woods with a bunch of books anyway.
>>684931480
Oh ok, i actually think you can learn alot from people by chit-chatting. It always starts off by a single subject but can really fast spin-off into something really interesting.
>>684932319
Oh ok i see, what kind of things make you feel interesting whilst talking?
Okay, so you go on a day-to-day basis when it comes to talking-mood? I guess everyone has their ups and downs with their talkative mood. Somedays i just listen more than i talk but i would still say i enjoy it, even though the amount of words i say (and have the energy to say) actually makes me think harder of what my response to the person will be, fewer words but greater impact.
why am i here
>>684926125
if you can't identify the "correct answers" then you've proven the test works to weed out autistic faggots like you.
fuck looks like I gotta go
>>684933541
as soon as it becomes a conversation with some real substance to it, it's not chit-chat anymore.
I'm lazy to take a screenshot
26 above average
>>684934238
high test autism club for you
Thought I was worse than that.
28
>>684934156
yes that's true, but without the chit-chat people can get easily scared if you bring up a subject immedatily. Thats why i like the chit-chat it's a good way of getting to terms on coming subjects to talk about.
If you jump right into a subject they might just think you're wierd since you dont follow the standard way of talking.
The fact that op got every one of you to take an autism test says enough about your autism levels.
>>684920799
underrated post
Im below avrage
>>684933541
There isn't a specific thing. I enjoy talking about abstractions, the idea behind things. And I always look things to say that could lead the conversation to that. I make silly jokes all the time with this purpose
37
>>684934509
absolutely. no need to explain that. i just don't enjoy that process at all. as many people do, to go full circle.
>>684934776
Yeah but being abstract can terrify some people and just make you think you're wierd. Cool people dont, the ones who are open to talking about life and stuff. Some people can only talk about the things in the present like, work,weather, politics and stuff like that.
I would avoid those people if i were you.
You seem kinda cool man, where you from btw? I also enjoy talking about everything, especially things im not good at so that i learn new stuff
>>684919307
did i win?
it's ok i guess
>>684934919
Ok i see. For me it depends alot on who i'm talking to. Some people are just way too stiff upper lip to talk about nice things during the chit-chat and take comfort in the extremely cliché subjects like the weather and how work is going.
One time i had a guy at my job that i talked to almost EVERY day and still after 1 year he could only talk about the weather and work :(
>>684935215
aw man 1 point lower than mine. Victory is yours!
>>684929584
>>684935399
that usually means that they have no interest in getting to know you man... i like to try if i can skip the chit-chat if i actually want to talk to them. if they go well with it, they're worh the time and effort.
>>684935742
Yes i know, but the wierd thin is that he could come up to me and ask when i had a break and asked if i wanted to take a cup of coffee. But apparently he was like that with everyone, strange fellow, but kind.
Yeah i agree, i love skipping over the chit-chat phase and just go straight into a deep-wierd conversation.
Thats actually how i met my girlfriend (domestic partner even), we went on 1 date and after 5 minutes of the everyday stuff we got right into talking about anxiety, social structures, the different kinds of pressure young men and young women have, politics and stuff like that. We've been living together for a year now but it feels like it's been atleast 3-4 years just because we skipped the "dating"-phase
>>684935211
U cool too. I'm from Argentina. You??
Its true
>>684936091
yeah nice, that's how human interaction is supposed to be! good for you man. wish you both good luck.
>>684936127
Im from Sweden. Greetings from the other side of the world!
Im 22 by the way and i like the feeling of velcro on my fingers haha
>>684935215
you win a trip back to redd it
>>684936506
Thanks dude, i wish you a happy conversational wellbeing!
Take care
Looks like i'm not so retarded as they told me when i was young.
Honestly not surprised it's this high. Fairly surprised it isn't higher.
>>684936523
Yeah cheers! I need a good time of smelling my pillow before I can sleep.
I need an adult
Apparently i'm a normie
>>684919307
halp
>>684935215
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684937376
I am an adult
>>684937376
Youre almost a maximum autist
>>684923824
yes anon
well
>>684931405
what mod is that
I got a 7
>>684923317
Calm down Elmo
>>684927735
take a screenshot retard.
>>684926939
same.
>>684927735
Well, that explains it.
>>684919307
>http://aqtest.net/
>Credits : Baron-Cohen
not even implying
>>684929250
win8 is way better than any OS dude
Pretty sure I'd have been Above Average just a few months ago.
GET A JOB, IT KILLS AUTISM!
Welp...
>>684940346
TITS or GTFO
>>684940915
Still a man, Anon.
Fuck yeah
10 muthafuckas
>>684942308
Forgot the pic like an autist
>>684942289
You tied with the second lowest. Still can't beat my 4 though.
>>684931618
The test is not about if you care, its about if you can tell.
>Not being able to determine the intentions of an autism test
>Confirmed for maximum autism
>>684942364
why is your number blue?
>>684943957
>i might actually have autism
dammit
>>684929956
>No aspie
>Parkinson's instead
Woo hoo, slightly autistic. Figures.
>>684919307
I got the same as OP.
I have Asperger's so sure, I guess this is fairly accurate
>>684930739
I think killing yourself might help
>>684943957
Jesus fucking Christ you took a screenshot of a screenshot in paint
This is some specialist autism right here
>>684924965
Autistic rage spotted
>>684945255
you are a woman
>>684945255
>FBI - Homepage
GTFO Whiteknight
oh dear
>>684922272
Look at your computer, of course your autistic
>>684922862
He is about to achieve his true form!
>>684919307
Too lazy to screen shot.
I took it a few times. Ranges from about 25-40, so it averages out to about 34.
>>684930739
don't worry about it i'm certain you'll pass with the highest score my friend
Fuck this.
>>684950350
If it's considered low does that mean you have ADHD?
>>684950602
Well maybye, but it's not my case
Not embarrassed
>>684951022
How fat are you?
expected a higher score
>>684951022
are you eating butter?
Also, why would you want to share your results on facebook?
12, low side of normal. Yay I guess
>>684919307
fuck you autist pricks
>>684952267
call people autistic
forget to include image
>>684952267
>>684952441
But then again an autist would have checked 20 times to make sure the picture was being uploaded.
Check my autism
>>684951429
Yes. whats wrong with that?
>>684951229
Does it matter?
welp
>>684930364
I bet you got an A on this
I got a 23, but thats because im so antisocial
i just cant deal with how stupid most other people are
>>684953771
>>684953265
>>684952441
>>684951312
haha i beat all of you
>>684954649
you shouldn't be proud about it u fucking autist
just kill yourself
Well I have asperger, and these questions simply show how much they dont have any fucking clue what autism is all about. Autism is not about hating social activities. If you have autism then the things which come hard coded in most people's brain are missing in you. It means that you have to learn to act properly. If you hate social activities it just means that you are a shitty person, and if you are not good in something then you hate that thing rather than trying to be better at it.aka. sour grapes. and you are running away from your problems rather than trying to solve it. But dont mind me. Just continue telling yourself that you are unable to change, because you have this mental illness, so you dont have to do anything about it. enjoy your life.
>>684954770
it isnt even summer officially yet wtf
>>684955036
stfu u autist faggot
50 question??? jesus you fucks are boring as shit
soo... i should leave.. right?
>>684919307
not really that conclusive i think
I was expecting at least 25.
>>684919307
You all should be very proud of yourselves. You people seem so normal. I couldn't tell that any of you are autistic.
>>684919307
Just by doing this test and actually wasting your time on something so useless, you've just answered if you're autistic or not. You're a bunch of retards.
Considering that i frequent /b/, this score is probably too low.
I win.
Where's my Mod status?
Im surprised its not higher
>>684954649
im gonna find you
test fails
Q2 states "I prefer to do things the same way over and over again"
Everybody prefers that. I shuffle a deck of cards the same way every time. I cut bread the same way every time. I use the lawnmower the same way every time
not autistic, just weird
I accept this
>>684957080
Aspie detected.
>>684926328
kek
>>684919307
>http://aqtest.net/
>>684919307
#13
"I would rather go to a library than a party"
really? preferring to read,or be alone is a sign of autism?
fuck that shit, i'm not finishing this test, I'll just say I'm full sperglord
>>684956609
>36
this explains everything in my life...
lel, ok
the thing about these tests is that humans are generally intelligent enough to lie on answers to get whatever result they want. it would make more sense to have the person closest to you take it for you, so you can't lie on the answers to make yourself seem like less of a complete autist.
>>684957080
It means do you like to think of new ways to preform a task you have done before.
If you don't attempt to innovate its means your a creature of routine and more likely to be a autist.
>>684919307
>http://aqtest.net/
>32
Pretty sure I have aspergers. I go out and do social shit because I'm in a band but i generally hate having to talk to people.
i have pdd-nos sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Got a 10, what does that mean?
Im speshul
>>684958888
slightly true, however
I like doing things in a solid flow of routine, but i always look for new ways to improve that, even if its not per book
if someone ruins my flow i get fucked in the head, unless its truly important like survival, i get all autistic about things like work, or social situations
>>684919307
I'm actually a lurker, curious how high I would get, guess I'm a lurking normie
>>684960001
Something's odd about that 14, anon. Are you hiding something?
13
Okay.
>mfw I got a 3
>mfw according to the thread I am literally the least autistic person on /b/
>mfw I must be a little autistic because I did the retarded test
sharing = caring
>>684922272
Kankernico
25 autism points
9
I have an aspie friend who I definitely saw traits he had on there though.
>>684919307
I have high functioning autism, and found this test very hard to complete because the questions were so vague. Which is, of course, a sign of autism. I wasn't sure how to answer a lot of them. Like this one in the picture? What does "notice" mean? Are they asking if I hear better than other people? No, I don't. Do other sounds bother me more than other people, like the sound of someone eating? Definitely.
... I can't answer these vague fucking questions, and no one else with aspergers would be able to confidently answer them either. If you did the entire test without stopping to wonder what a question meant, then you don't have autism.
I had 46 btw
>>684961726
kys
>>684961726
DING DING DING DING RETARD ALERT
>>684919307
Thanks, I like to have all my scientific facts verifed and published by Sasha Baron-Cohen
Tried to be as autistic as possible, only scored 42.
>>684961726
I don't understand like three of them, so I chose one of the two vague answers knowing they won't be of statistical significance that way.
>>684961096
en nog een spaanjool ook
would you look at this
You guys give autism people a lot of shit, but the truth is that (judging from the content on /b/) most of you would get along really, really well with someone with under-the-radar autism. The whole lack-of-empathy thing, and the cockiness -- they are not like Sheldon. You'd be surprised how awesome and hilarious they can be. They won't get piss when you forget their birthday, they take no qualms with shitting all over a girl just because she has a vagina (no special treatment), they will forget to get in touch with you for a few weeks and not notice, yet always be early to any get togethers. I got one aspergers bro and he's like my favorite person ever. Just whatever you do, don't get him started on talking about what he's obsessed with that month.
Of course, this is the normie-autism type that have all the quirks but no developmental delays.
normie reporting in
>>684919307
100% full functional autist.
>>684960532
I need to add that i have mild social anxiety and that none of those questions came close to my social anxiety troubles
>>684931648
>>684927957
>>684924965
>>684922272
>>684922862
why dont you make a band?
Average
feelsgoodman
Less than the average.
25 year old male here.
I'm even playing games and watching anime as I took the test.
Whatevs.
>>684964958
lel, they'd all be playing their favourite different song at the same time. I would buy the record
Already knew I was special, that why I take concerta every day!
>>684919307
>http://aqtest.net/
This is probably fake.
>>684919307
https://soundcloud.com/dj-rare
Fucking autists
Fuck you all
Phaggots
OP is an autist
>>684967288
Me and you, man
>>684933807
Obvious edit is obvious.
what do i do with this info?
Alright cool
i-it's only an online test, right? j-just for fun?
>>684919307
Alrighty
I don't even know what I expected tbh...
N O R M I E B O I S
there is a maximum level of autism kek
