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Post incorrect hot dogs
>>684910730
you sick fuck
>>684910730
Somebody literally shit into a bun. What the fuck is wrong with vegans.
>>684910730
That's not vegan, turds come from animals.
>>684910958
>>684911072
>>684911933
Sorry I went too far
here's another
really not sure about this one
and here are the fingers
Не благодари.
>>684912670
u wot m8
>>684912594
>>684912510
These look silly, but I would still eat them. My ex's mom made a cake that looked like a litter box with shit and clumps of piss in it once. Cake was great, I ate it, my gf was a dumbass and threw a big fit about how gross it was because it looked so real.
/blogpost
>>684912887
I'm sorry to hear that
>>684912594
Looks like you got your load order wrong and some textures aren't loading
Someone took advantage of these poor defenseless hotdogs and mutilated them :(
>>684913145
There aint even no hot dogg in that picture son
>>684913321
The shells are there....
tentadogg
>>684913488
...It's called a bun.
>>684913488
>shells
triggered
>>684913488
deez are taco shells
>>684913618
"What is irony?", Alex.
a 2nd variation of hot dog pizza>>684912510
>>684913661
>>684913868
OK then, peels. You happy now?
>>684914022
what is 'being retarded'
correct mr snigger
>>684913488
>>684914022
>>684914166
If you look closely, you'll see it's not actually a hot dog but a child dressed up like a hot dog
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
Ok guiz its ben fun hotdogg posting with you all, momm says i hafe to get to bed now so bie
>>684914269
What is 'butthurt?' Alex.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
>>684914527
The twilight zone?
>>684914362
>>684914428
>>684914527
ok im already high i dont need this
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition
>>684914428
Those are just corndogs, anon.
>>684914527
How did they even fire it hard enough to pierce the ball?
>>684914663
Now you're thinking with portals.
>>684914663
I feel like this is gonna be the twilight zone
Man I used to watch that shit when I was a kid. Good stuff
>>684913550
this actually looks delicious
between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
>>684914767
>How did they even fire it hard enough
>fire it
>through the ball
>instead of drill a fuckin hole
This is the dimension of imagination.
>>684914901
Okay seriously what the fuck. The toxins from the plastic would melt through them.
>>684914944
>ruining comedy 101
This is
the hmmmmm zone
>>684915044
>>684915059
Boiling water doesn't affect latex, fam.
>>684915110
if you call that comedy im concerned
>>684915168
I've done this. It's not as bad as it sounds. Though ketchup is for fags, use tabasco sauce. or frank's red hot if you're a pussy.
>>684915212
It just looks... Wrong.
>>684915333
nice trips
>>684912996
Jew's in a blanket?
>>684915059
>condoms
>plastic
are you real?
>>684913868
>yes ill take 10 hard tacos
>No meat, cheese, beans, or anything else that comes on it,
>...
>that will be $8 please pull up
>>684910730
I'm terrified but I also want to know what the hell it's made out of.
>>684915429
Can't they burn on the side of the pan?
>>684908863
the dog is raw FUCKING RAW
Literally had this served to me what the fuck
>>684915733
>deli mustard
a filthy fucking casual, whoever it was
>>684913145
Did this nigger use a leaf from a houseplant to garnish??
>>684915667
Hot dogs all come pre cooked. Cold dogs are just rolled up balogna.
>>684915818
Brown mustard, relish, and mustard make objectively the best hotdog.
this thread is beautiful.
let it be known that today there was a good thread on /b/
what the fuck is this? a good thread on /b/?
>>684916045
>>684916159
>>684916259
You ruined it fags
Wish I knew how to save full thread. This one would be worth it.
>>684915677
Ah I get it. The hanging pans are facing different directions. Clever.
>>684915677
I see nigger lips in the washing machine.
>>684916640
HOLY SHIT, CANNOT UNSEENEDEDED.
>>684916640
thats either a laundry washer or dryer but why is it in the kitchen? No dishwasher? This picture is all kinds of fucked up
I am too high for this.
Obligatory
>>684915677
Dude has a washing machine in his kitchen?
I wonder if his dishwasher is in the laundry room...
>>684912670
fake
>>684917336
Man-naise.
>>684915168
are those maggots????????
>>684917728
they're actually toenail clippings, i was there when the original was posted
everybody just thinks it's ramen though
this is one of the best threads ive seen in a while
>>684914944
My thoughts, exactly.
>>684917920
I'll take 'How much have you seen?' for 200, Alex.
>>684916640
LOL
>>684909764
Fucking kek
>>684915677
>didn't finish their fucking juice
What is wrong with kids these days?
>>684918212
he's right though, this is the best /b/ thread in a very long time
>>684908863
Every american hot dog is an incorrect hot dog.
Seriously, I can't understand that you can eat that shit. Was the thing about america that disappointed me the most. Do you even know what a sausage is supposed to taste like? And would heating the bread kill you?
>>684914663
Idk why but i am laughing uncontrollably
>>684918794
It's not a sausage, it's a hot dog. They are bologna in tube form.
>>684918794
Try a hot dog from a New York hot dog cart. Preferably find a vendor who speaks little English and looks like a hobo, the grubbier the better.
I was unimpressed on my visit there but some Slavic man sold me this weird triple-hotdog looking thing and it blew my fucking dick off it was so good.
>>684918988
>Hot dog not being a sausage
Wat.
Hot dog definition:
"a small cooked sausage that is mild in flavor and is usually served in a long roll (called a hot dog bun)"
I feel bad for you anon, if you have never had a proper hot dog. You've been lied to my friend.
>>684913321
thats a cold dog
get it?
a cold dog
this is made of hotdog
>>684908863
/watch?v=ialTlWbALmk
>>684919642
Honestly I just never looked up the definition of hot dog.
I also guess I assumed sausages needed an outer skin or whatever to keep them together. hot dogs don't have that.
>>684919247
But I actually did that. Precisely in new york, and I tried again in washington, just to be certain I wasn't simply unlucky the first time.
Each time it was a role of some substance other than meat, in a cold, tasteless "bread", with bland ketchup and mustard on it.
Now I am not simply hating on america here, as I liked a lot of other fastfood, but I cannot fathom how you would ever eat one of those hot dogs when you have an alternative.
>>684918794
We have sausages.
>>684919875
>2014+2
>Not looking up definition of hot dog on a daily basis
>>684919875
sausages have some meat (cooked muscle) where hotdogs basically have no meat.
>>684919943
I don't know man, you got bad luck or something.
The hotdog-esque thing I ate was fairly spicy though the bread was the generic white hotdog bun shit.
Of course, I've suffered through boiled hotdogs so maybe any hotdog would've tasted good.
>>684920064
Sounds disgusting. Where I'm from there's always between 60 and 80 percent meat in hot dogs.
This thread is now a battle of who has the best hot dogs.
Pic very much related. Denmark.
>>684920064
>sausages have some meat (cooked muscle) where hotdogs basically have no meat.
So girl in your pic is more of a hotdog than of a sausage?
>>684920428
everyone prefers meat dogs but poorfags eat non-meat dogs....they are ok, best microwaved with mustard and lots of beer!
>>684920579
no she has little fat and is fit so mostly meat/muscle lol
Plus she is a HAWT milf
>>684920379
I think that's a red hot. Not a hot dog.
Contributing
>>684920798
She definitely isn't hot.
>>684920900
you just outed yourself, nice job fuggut
Ur dad is not proud
>>684920898
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>>684921027
She looks like a fallout 4 character.
>>684920898
I'd suggest everyone do this right now, but I can't see my penis to get it in the bun. And I'd need a boner. And half a bun.
>>684921689
thanks asshat, I just came and I was saving it for later!!
>>684920898
>post incorrect hot dogs
>posts next-generation hot dog
>>684914428
The 5th dimension is just what you experience when you time travel back
>>684914362
Oh I looked closely, very fucking closely.
>>684923032
or a hotdog with a wig and clothes with the expertise of 50x Hollywood magic?
I choose both
>>684915423
It's what the average German will look like in 30 years
>>684920898
put your dick away old man