Fiance found porn stash on my computer and demands that I let her go through it when I get home.
On my way home now...
22 decides what do
>>684903770
let her watch it
>>684903770
She hasn't gone through it already?
>>684903770
quit being a little bitch and tell her, if she doesn't like it she can return her ring to your computer desk, and walk away as you jerk off to your porn stash.
>>684904043
Left my computer logged in when I went to work, she noticed it while looking for movies but had her friend over soshe didnt go through it. It eventually locked her out
>>684903770
on your way home get a strong magnet and when you enter the house just kill that mother fucker
dump coffee all over you computer.
>>684904596
This has actually crossed my mind already
Don't be a faggot. Tell her no
>>684903770
Whats on it? Be honest
>not keeping your porn on an external hd buried underground
Fucking casuals
>>684903770
Show her all of the porn then clobber her with a brick or other hard object
hahahaha OP's girlfriend is fucking awesome.
She pulled off a Thanatos situation.
>OP lets her
>she finds disturbing loli
>dumps him
>OP says no
>he's keeping secrets
>dump him
>>684905123
Better use for the big magnet.
all those shemale porn bookmarks are going to get her so mad her clit is going to enlarge into a bonified penis.
gg op.
Tell her it's your private stash and you are embarrassed by it
If she really wanted to look at them, she would have waited until it was unlocked again, and known right where to look.
She already saw what was in there. She just wants to see it with you.
She's into it, go for it man.
Kill yourself after killing her
>>684904449
What kind of porn OP? Lol please dont say loli
Best case scenario: she's into that. Win!
Every other case scenario, show or no-show: relationship over. Bad End!
May as well fess up but make it on your terms: both of you must be naked and only after each of you have a couple shots.
Its actually not so bad. Better you find out now if you're totally sexually incompatible than once you're married.
>>684903770
What's the worst you've got on there? Traps? Furry? Pizza?
Unless you've got some /b/ tier autist shit to hide, having porno is pretty normal m8.
>>684905413
Pictures of locals
OP here.
I have an ugly fetish and i'm worried my fiancee will think she's ugly too ;-;
Just show her the porn and sensually rub her on her thighs and slowly make your way up to her pussy. Then you kill her and fuck whatever brains are left in her.
>>684905831
> filename
Get out newfag, no one names their photos "subway1.jpg"
>>684905729
Anyone she might know?
>>684905831
That is what you are hiding? You should actually fucking drink bleach pussy. Be an alpha and show her who is the man of the house.
>>684906079
Definitely
>>684905831
is there a 'subway2' ?
>>684903770
what kind of porn OP?
>>684905686
No traps,cheese pizza,or fur. But def som /b shit.
>>684906335
He already said that he has an ugly fetish
>>684906500
I honestly don't see the problem. Be man and own up to your degeneracy
start downloading stuff from /d/
If stash has rape, incest, beastiality, lolis, or something equally bad- tell her no, when she's gone Open the file. On the Tools menu, click Options, and then click Security. Do one of the following: Create a password to open. In the Password to open box, type a password, and then click OK. Or maybe just delete it.
If anything else- go ahead and show her. If she can't accept you having some fetishes then that shit needs to get out in the open before marraige. The girls I've dated have been ok with everything i've told them about, and I'm into some pretty hardcore stuff. Girls can be kinkier than they let on.
If it is filled with ponies- Go rethink your life man. Seriously.
hardcore gay
Drive off a cliff
Get into a car wreck on the way home. She'll forget about it long enough for you to do something about it.
>>684903770
have her nudes there, everything else should just change to hidden
>tfw your sister finds your porn stash and deletes everything that isn't incest related
>>684906500
Youre fine.
My gf found my wincest stash, and that night we did some good rollplaying.
>>684903770
kys faggot
>>684907265
>>684907112
That feel when i got:
>Ponies
>Loli
>Gore
>Loli-Gore
>Traps
>Rape
>Gangbangs
>Loli / trap comics
I don't smoke pot or drink or do pills and everyone I know thinks I'm super straight edge innocent hard working motherfucker.
What they don't know is that at 11 pm I put on a Pink shirt with holes to rub my nipples, shove in a black vibrating buttplug and jerk off to lolis and gangbang porn for 3 hours before bed.
Dude she already saw it, if you nuke it all or the computer suddenly breaks she's going to assume the worst...CP, bestiary, candids of her or whatever.
Nuke anything particularly disturbing or objectionable and let her dig through what's left.
>>684906218
Shit, that's no good. She'll probably assume they sent them to you and think you're cheating or ask if you're attracted to them, not want you around them. Whole big mess.
>>684907781
you are so fucked faggot, better not go home and just find a building to jump off of.
>>684908057
Thats not op, fucking retard
> tfw into beast
> ex-gf finds out
> she's into it too
Fucking hell I miss her
>>684908150
he should still khs
>>684908057
I'm not the OP
But nah I'm sure i'll live
Hey OP look on the bright side, you made a good thread today
I would tell her the truth, that there's nothing illegal in it, and that you're embarrassed by it and don't want to share.
Stick to your guns if she threatenes to leave.
If she leaves, show her the door, because your porn stash may have saved you from making a far bigger mistake
you guys need to see this shit
>>684908248
OP if youre still here just show her as long as its not illegal.
>If shes open minded, explain its just a fetish and everyone has weird fetishes,
>ask what her fetishes are
>proceed to fulfill fetishes and have sone good sex
>profit!??
>>684908352
Yeah the rampant degeneracy isnt worth the air.
>>684907422
UNLIKELY
>>684905831
>ugly fetish
HAHA OP you should fucking kill youself
>>684908262
I had that exact same thing happen to me. I miss her as well, she was into weirder shit than I am
If she knows it's there she saw enough to know what it is, if her friend was there the friend probably encouraged her to snoop. Most likely you're already in the doghouse and this is just an honesty test or she want your explanation as if she can't understand men with the interenet at their disposal need to be fed fresh tits daily. But yeah you're fucked
>>684908843
That's what I told her. Like I'd really leave all my porn exposed like that. The good stuff was on the encrypted drive.
delete system32
>>684903770
Accidentally put a drill through the hard drive.
Set your cat on fire, while she's busy doing putting out the fire take a magnet to your hard drive
>demands that I let her go through it.
>demands that I let her
>demands
Dump her.
Or maybe you'll keep remembering those two words for years and years.
Who the fuck save porn anyways.
Its 2016, are you kidding me?
>>684908622
Holy shit
>>684909388
The kind of people who save porn, have the kind of porn that you can NOT let your GF see.
fuck her ass while she looks thru it...
>>684909516
Good point.
Why do people have porn stashes? For me it seems like an easy way to get caught, just look up anythinf you wanna fap.
>>684909388
collectors
>>684905187
More likely she just wants to have something to make him feel guilty about, so she can use it to wrest more stuff out of him over and over for years to come.
>>684908622
oh my
>put porn in winrar archive
>rename archive with some random extension like .xjr or some shit
>hide archive in some random program folder.
>put password on file for extra security
>>684908622
Add rolls 22 which OP asked for in a separate thread to that already improbable chain. Go buy a lottery ticket
Time to set up a VPN from your phone so you can relocate your porn next time it happens
Coz this time around you're fucked son
>>684903770
at least you don't have to get married now
dodged a bullet there
Girlfriend saw my phone and I had a bunch of pics of her friends saved, just made some bullshit up about only saving them because I was mad and wanted her to see it. She took the b8 and got over it after we argued. She's pretty insecure
>>684909744
Yes so dont download it? Fap to something on the internet.