Guys my life fucking sucks rn but it's about to get even
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Guys my life fucking sucks rn but it's about to get even worse, can you guys cheer me up with a ylyl?
https://youtu.be/06mf-XRjCDM
Haha thanks guys,i really appreciate it
Kill yourself fucking faggot
I hope you get cancer
Just hang yourself
Please just shoot yourself in the fucking face
pls do it
JUST FUCKING DO IT. KILL YOURSELF
Would you rather kill yourself or commit suicide?
>>684905621
Better Quality. Also kill yourself
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
I want this thread to be a reminder to you of the time you decided it was a good idea to think /b would show you sympathy. I'm not letting this thread die
I hope you take after Kurt Cobain and fucking blast a shell in your fucking skull you fucking gook ass ass 12 year old piece of brown shit ass titties faggot gey gay gay egypt
At least make an attempt to kill yourself like this fucking kid, op. Jesus christ, what kind of a faggot are you?
>>684904823
better quality version
I really hope you kill yourself. Also if you're gonna post a thread, contriboot
Commit sudoku
Just gonna say the same thing in my replies from now on
Trips and OP kills himself on livestream
Are you cheered up yet. Guessing you're suicidal instead. Just kill yourself. You don't have to feel pain anymore. You can be in a state of eternal release and bliss.
Somebody made a thread? J-Just for me? xDDDDD y THANK OYU1!! ! ! !l::pA;;)):)))
>>684908332
Fucking kill yourself pear nugget banna copying faggot shut desu ass cancer orange lookinv cancer aids fuckinf aids ass ass gook ass cancer as fucking shit ass ass cancer. Also kill yourself op
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>>684908644
You were le funi meme xd all along. How could I have been so bananana man l'ananus. Presenting new funi maymays XD found this bad boy on nein gag heil hitler
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>>684908954
He is mr potato man. He is calm and collected and therefore harmless. What a nice well mannered young man. Huh, would you look at that
Inb4 kill yourself op
>>684909229
good luck man
i hope you can make it through without killing yourself
Im only 2 year old and i find thread funi dont know how tipe kill op selfyour
I said before and I'll say it again, kill yourself op
Kys op
