>be me >be marine >Yell "STOLEN VALOR" to
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>be me
>be marine
>Yell "STOLEN VALOR" to intimidate civilians
>They usually shit their pants while I laugh.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Seriously my Marine status enables me to do whatever fuck I want and all civs can say back is "Thank you for your service." Because they know they couldn't take me if their life depended on it. It's hilarious
Pic unrelated.
I like the gif
sounds like your IQ wasn't high enough to enter college or get a job. Good thing you became a Marine! Thanks for your service, bud.
>>684892401
Kill yourself. You sound like the worst kind of dumb fucking jarhead there is.
>>684892668
My IQ was high enough to keep the mudslimes from destroying your school bud.
Thanks for your service.
>I got you a hat
>>684892401
stupid boot. Nobody fucking cares.
>>684892933
Meh I don't feel like killing myself though buddy.
probably some pog ass boot that wears nineline shirts and his camel back into town
that's...That's not the real gif is it?>>684892401
>>684892667
I don't belieb it!
>>684893078
>mudslime detected!
>>684893035
Hahaha
>>684892401
Marines are just cannon fodder. They're the most expendable branch. They're NEVER recruited fir high intellect. Fact.
>>684892401
thank you for your service
>>684892401
>be a marine
>yell stolen valor out loud like an autist
>have people think you have ptsd and are about to go postal
You sure gotemmm OP
>>684893271
You've got that wrong faggot. It's okay to be angry though.
>>684893326
I don't know dude, I just had it saved. It's probably that Dan Schneider or whatever the fuck his name is, uncensored footage.
>>684892401
I'll take shit that didn't happen for 400
>>684892401
Thank you for your service.
>>684893014
You are a fucking moron.
>>684893620
It's real, they redid the scene at one point though
>>684893620
ok then what are you faggot
>>684893620
I'm not complaining but why did he actually have them get naked in the first place? Hasn't he heard of a bra?
>>684892401
>be me
>be two-time military wash-out
>wish everyday could go back in time and stay in
>future looking grim
>cry self to sleep every night
>feels.rb
>>684893424
Don't care buddy. Fortunately I and a few of my friends made it out alive. Could care less about your opinion.
>>684893492
Thinking I'm about to go postal is almost as funny as when they're frozen scared.
>>684893035
Witty tbqh
>>684892401
Thanks for your service. I'm too fat to serve, so I'm majoring in computer science. Wish there was some way I could kill gooks for our country.
>>684893913
I don't know, buy knowing that pedo of Dan Schneider, ist probably a cut footage form the original,
Not really sure, but I want to believe
>>684894168
If you're young enough there's still time.
>>684893014
Maybe the schools, but not the marathons
>>684892401
Shut up marine, Navy owns your ass.
>>684894048
Could care less means you care at least a bit. You should be saying you "couldn't care less."
You really are stupid.
>>684895182
That wasn't a mudslime tho.
>>684894792
I'm 18, I weigh 350. I'm fucked.
>>684892401
No one is intimidated by the Marines. Fucking jokes of the government.
>>684895425
No I meant what I said. I slightly care but not enough to give a fuck.
>>684895659
Christ. Dude, spend the next year shredding weight. You could get on at 19
>>684895362
Question: Why are all you Navyfags such faggots to Marines? It's always the same story with you bastards haha.
>>684892401
Cool story OP can you tell it again?
>>684895737
If you say so buddy, not like I'd actually know intimidation when I see it.
>>684892401
How does it feel that your paychecks are signed by the head of the navy?
Thank you for being a high-speed projectile interceptor, Private Pyle!
>>684894048
like i said some pog as fuck faggot PFC
>>684893326
>>684893620
>>684893795
of course it's not real. don't be fucking retarded.
>>684893340
habeeb it!
>>684896224
I got no problem with the Navy bud. But I won't deny you have a lot of faggots in there.
>>684894048
You realize anybody of mild stature acting like a madman will scare the betas.
>>684893078
/thread
>>684896900
Yeah I mean they send a bunch of men in a submarine away in isolation for months, it's gonna get gay. I'm not in the army but I always thought that little factoid was funny.
What willed you to serve this broken country?
>>684897493
>what willed you
It was seemingly better than the path I was already heading on. Enjoyed it though for what it was.
>>684892401
You remind me of a fucking idiot I went to high school with. Same exact behavior and mentality of "Im am marine so I am god". Funny thing is, he joined the Marines too. Is your name Paul?
>>684893014
Evidently not high enough to know that you aren't dealing with internal affairs and that you're doing little to keep terrorism here at bay. :^)
>>684898305
Nah buddy. Not Paul, and wasn't this way in HS either.
>>684898584
But certainly high enough to have the balls to go and do something than sit home and fester on /b/
>>684896612
Hey stupid they added the bra in digitally after they realized they fucked up
>>684898815
>fester on /b/
Got most of us there. Is your name jose
>>684892401
Whatever you say jarhead.
You ever think that maybe actual adults are mature enough to avoid pointless fights with random strangers and that's whats been keeping you from getting your ass sent to the hospital?
>>684892401
enjoy it, you will shoot yourself with in a few years from PTSD
>>684895959
Mostly because marines are fucking useless and rejects from the other branches but want to act like their hot shit.
Short version: marines bring it on themselves.
>>684899155
Nah dude. Name starts with a B.
>>684899368
Eh who knows, no one has tried yet. I don't do this everyday or all the time, but when I do its glorious. They usually laugh along when they realize I was kidding them
>>684898943
yeah, that's more likely than some faggot shooping out the bra cause it totally makes sense to film an underage girl topless for a kids show.
kill yourself retard.
>>684899546
Jesus H, I remember a Navy faggot saying the same exact shit to me not too long ago. Your name start with A? Or is that line something you faggots drill into eachother?
>>684899456
I'm actually doing fine, buddy. Not killing myself, especially for some 120 pounder on /b/
>>684892401
Uh, i can yell shit too and make people feel awkward. what else is shakin bb?
picture of OP coming home
>>684893014
I bet you enjoy killing innocent Muslim children just because you were given "orders" your almost as terrible as the fucking pigs
>>684893014
yeah its pretty hard to pull a trigger
>>684900532
No its not awkwardness little fella.
>>684900546
I never killed any children.
>>684897493
>broken country
americuck detected
are you great yet?
>>684892401
As a soldier..fuck you. No soldier deserves respect unless they came from WW2 or Vietnam and were drafted.
>>684892401
are you ok with having your girlfriend or wife fucking other dudes when you're gone?
>>684900726
>little fella
im huge on the internet.
fight me, bitch.
lol
>>684892401
USAF here, reruits who fail our asvabs get sent over to the marine and army recruiter
>>684900534
and coming out
>>684899796
It really happened. I saw the episode.
>>684892401
>Because they know they couldn't take me if their life depended on it.
Bitch, I carry.
I could hypothetically "take" anyone.
I respect the troops because most of them deserve respect.
>>684900782
I never said I deserved it, just said that I always get it.
>>684900972
I would be a smartass but I like USAF, won't throw shade your way.
>>684900546
>innocent
>muslim
pick one
>>684893271
>Every Marine is a rifleman
>Never fired his weapon once after boot
>Gets chaptered out for failing a PT test after 12 months in Okinawa
>>684901282
Sure I carry too. But anyone who uses his side arm to shoot someone for blurting out something shouldn't have a gun in the first place.
>>684901944
unless they're black, liberal, or a muslim, right?
>>684902063
Nah one of buddies in the Marines was black, I'm not liberal or conservative, and I don't agree with muslims but I wouldn't kill one out of the blue.
Shocking right?
>>684901944
Naturally.
But that's a two way street; not shooting someone for being autistic does not imply my inferiority or their superiority, it implies that I am a sane human being.
>>684899368
Ah, so here comes the "it was just a prank bro" I-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded defense of the boot shit OP.
Before you get your high and tight ruffled, tell us all your grade and MOS so we can further judge you as an unfit specimen.
And before you hit the rack, don't forget to haze yourself boot
>>684892401
No one cares.
>>684892401
nice b8
>>684892668
triggered college cuck detected
>>684892401
Is this is you op?
>>684902729
Hahaha I guess so bud.
>>684902736
Nah, I stick by what I said and what I do. Just said it's not something I do all the time. Don't think that even excuses my behavior remotely. Stay triggered faggot.
>>684893014
>bud
Britfag confirmed
>>684893014
the war is a lie. :)
Anyway faggots. I got shit to do, so I'm leaving now.
Good luck and "STOLEN VALOR!"
>>684892667
fake
>>684901125
I know that's what I said
You can see the bra
Thanks for agreeing
>>684900534
Kek
>>684893035
kek
>>684893014
>score 93 on asvab
>be marine
>be muslim
>>684892401
Some civilian can take you you just haven't found them yet, and if you run your mouth you're gonna get your ass beat. I just wish I knew you so I could say I told you so when it happens
>>684894048
ur a fucking pog, stfu
>>684897493
>not wanting to serve in the american military
yeah, why wouldn't you want to be a member of the most dominant force on the planet....
