Ylyl thred
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Ylyl thred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTUGB-xBAI
kek
>>684879579
Faggot just posting from the other ylyl fucking kill yourself
>>684879226
What's so funny?
>>684879691
Welcome to /b/
>>684880067
I think it's the diabetes ad right there and she's fat. Idk.
>>684879226
That's low even for /b/ standards
>>684879226
That wasn't ylyl that was a feel
>>684879226
bait
>>684879226
Hope your dad dies too Op
>>684879226
>ylyl
>posts that feel
Edgelord faggot
>>684880661
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>684880661
>>684880661
Well if her father killed himself because she's a nigger lover then its pretty funny
>>684880839
what the fuck is that shit?
>>684879226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
>>684879226
What the heck op, I came to laugh after having a bad day
>>684881183
Welcome to 4chan, summerfag.
>>684881332
pudding
>>684880273
Oh shit, i didnt even notice that. I only took the picture cause shes fat and her dads dead
>>684880839
Thank you! I worked hard on it, probably 3 hrs last night.
See you around m80!
>>684881332
dead thread
>>684881332
How did you know in new?
Also, how do you do the trifecta triangles? I want to be a senior-citizen fag
>>684880661
>>684879226
so its a thread about dead fathers? still lame
>>684882511
>knowing what a copypasta is
>getting called a big nose neckbeard with bad taste in jumpsuits because of it
>mfw
>>684882511
Not even a neck beard, just not a faggot like you. Im 6'2" and 250 ibs. Don't fuck worry me kid...
>>684882950
Nigger, ill have silent bob rape ur bummy hole m8, so shut fuck
>>684882950
no one asked you fag
>>684879226
Fuck you OP.
Okay, you guys are not contributing so I'm done. Mods, please close this thread.
(Op)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wjlUvk09E
>>684883213
Love ya too, faggot
don't worry op, i got it.
>>684883227
ai contrubut looks its dud nigur
>>684883227
Hey faggot, im op you sumabitch. Shut fuck
>>684881628
Done
Kek, op's mad because of pasta's.
>>684883272
well ok... fuckin lost
>>684883208
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684882950
Shut the fuck up. Even if you're not wrong about the 6'2 thing kek.
>>684883591
you dont have anything to say? just posting stale pasta?
>>684879226
>>684881183
Get the fuck out and never come back
>>684883749
>>684883875
>>684883637
>xd
>>684883922
Same guy, lost.
>>684883572
Im op, and i havent responded to the copy pastas, nor dobi care about them cause i shit post all the time, so shut fuck
>>684884040
>>684883814
Fuck u that was oc rt there nigga!
>>684884040
hmmmmmm, not sure
>>684884112
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684883227
OK I'll close the thread. I'm a mod so I can do that. Wait here while I go find the thread cancelling button.
>>684884268
did u 720 no scoep da eneme???
>>684884268
Shut fuck
Ill sex ur cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRLgY1u70s
>>684884189
oh noes
>>684884346
please no... we were contributing
Knock knock!
>>684884518
who dere
>>684884481
Too late nigga u done goofed
>>684880839
Who let this basketball American on the thread.
>>684879226
edgy teenage wanker
>>684884600
Dat boi
>>684884600
Daquan
>>684884600
those fucking dubs
>>684884703
dat boi who?
Where's that funny banana when u need him?
>>684884703
Oh shit waddup!
>>684879226
it's funny because she's fat right?
>>684884560
Classic
>>684884703
Oh shit whaddup
>>684884849
you get grand dad instead.
>>684884451
all those polygons
>>684879226
what time tonight we get 888888?
>>684884629
No no no no no Wrooong that scene is in HER DREAM. You fuckibg scumbag!!!!!!
>>684879226
Look at how fresh the ground is.
Grass coverign everything else.
Old faggot was probably hanging on to see his chubby little girl gradute.
He didn't make it.
You're a really terrible person OP.
You fuckers seem stressed.. here have some pussy
>>684884870
And her dads dead
>>684881730
That's the funny part
>>684882712
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>>684883976
Mega kek
>>684883922
Ship's doctor just stands there like a statue while member of the crew has obvious medical emergency
>even in space they hate niggers
>>684885000
>>684884600
I GOT DUBS AND TRIPS!!!
>>684884703
Oh shit what up?
>>684883358
>>684884865
If you're gonna post David Thorne at least post the 10 formal complaints you faggot
>>684880661
Subhumans laughing at a ogre
>>684882511
Looks like the jazz muppet Dr. Teeth
>>684882950
I'm 7'8" 540lbs 2% bodyfat
I'll fucking rekt you weak faggot,
Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Here comes dat boi!!!
>>684884703
:-/
>>684885519
Canoes tip
LMFAOROFL!
>>684880856
Akira?
>>684885519
People enjoy canoes
>>684883922
This is funny because white people so rarely eat fried chicken. Right? You never see a white person at KFC.
Why not mock niggers for being dumb thieves who are superstitious and always cheat on their knocked up girlfriends? Instead you mock them for eating chicken, which all races do. Especially whites.
>>684885634
kek
>>684885468
Yeah rt...i believe the 540 pounds tho!
U rekt me huh? Wat, like how your fatass rekt the toilet on fajita nt?
>>684885519
[__I$I__] one of them get's desperate for this, while one is a perfect human be- AHAHAHA I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!
>>684885752
Niggers are well known for their fried chicken addiction. Chill man
>>684885634
>>684885602
Brian?
>>684882950
you were waiting for a chance to write about yourself werent you?
>>684880982
Underrated Post
>>684886010
Sup nigga
>>684885801
Topkek
>>684884703
oh shit whaddup!
>>684883272
please dont be real
>>684885752
>>684886000
I trade some coin for them trips.
>>684881628
How the fuck did I lose to this. I'm giggling like a fool
>>684886076
Because im important and better than your scrawny ass!
I bet u got a skinny neckk, huh? Lookin like a cigarette neck. I could smoke that neck!
>>684885519
none, both burn nicely
>>684886219
LOST
>>684886363
that was my reaction when i found it lmao
>>684881079
lost
>>684886382
>smoke that neck
wtf
>>684886219
This is op. I fucking lost so hard
\thread
>>684880289
>Being this Reddit
>>684885183
Ladies, ladies! One at a time for our warrior friend here.
Let him first pick the one to which he will lose his virginity then each of you must perform whatever deviant sexual deed he wishes to bestow on you.
It is your right, nay your duty, to service our dubs and trips overlord!
He is the one that shines brightest in these dark and lonely days.
>>684885534
That reminds me of that pokemon one. Forget the bit but he reveals himself as a guy named Gary or something. Sorry I'm a bit drunk right now.
>>684886303
can't trade those trips you can have this though
>>684886157
Figured ud be shitposting here....
Threw a old milk jug full of rotting milk at the neighbor door.
>>684884209
go fuck yourself
>>684886219
kek
>>684886755
wut
Will dubs do?
>>684886667
oh fuck u cunt
>>684880072
newfag detected lol
>>684885752
I hope this is b8.
I seriously want to beat your skull with my fist.
>>684887051
lol im with you bro hes such a noob xd like duh
>>684887051
Slightly older newfag detected
>>684886219
Lel
>>684887042
>and that's how I knew, he was my man
>>684887042
It can't be! The Giga Nigga Pimp Spin followed by a perfect leg blow only to be performed by those who run from cops for a living!
>>684885549
>>684885549
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>684879226
That's actually really sad.
>>684886574
he's trying to be a nigger
>>684887422
>>684887399
Dubs for dayz
>>684881079
Lost
>>684880839
It's not even a good pasta why do people waste their time reposting stale pasta all the time? Is there just no originality left in you parasites?
>>684885947
Actually, south Americans prefer and eat more fried chicken per capita than blacks.
>>684887500
>>684887422
>>684887399
The dub train
>>684887500
Cool, ig.
>>684882950
get fucked loser
go be a gayboy elsewhere
>>684887042
I love that wrestling move.
>>684879579
literally wasted 40 seconds of my life. if you find this funny kys.
OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au4zNtJGaik
>>684884396
Kys
>>684883307
stop posting this fucking banana
>>684887383
Lost
>>684880661
Isn't that the same bitch from the "Sorry black guys, only white men can handle this"?
>>684886574
Wasnt that from an episode of king of the hill when hank and peggy and bobby quite smoking?
Don't you just hate when you are walking down the street and you get arrested because you accidentally slipped your dick in a kid.
>>684885752
I didn't even notice the guy was black.
>>684886276
holy shit that looks like some kind of authentic kfc promotional material. if its real thats off the charts fuckd up. and funny.
>>684880350
Or cringe
>>684879226
>>684886840
pretty random, too bad it's shit
>>684884703
Please kill yourself newfriend
>>684887927
Hahaha that was a funny joke! upvoted, man that gave me the toppest of keks :^> hope to see you around on the chan
-furiousdragonjt
>>684887732
Well aint u bright eyed and bushy tailed!
Wat the fuck u gonna do faggot? Me..im busy feeding the pythons...my arms that is! Maybe if u stopped stuffing your face with pei wei for 5 mins you would notice how flabby u are compared to my zeus like body.
>>684883591
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684880839
>tips fedora
>>684888476
jokes on you, im retarded
>>684888565
U dont like the dat boi meme? Dont like humour in your life?
>>684888871
Please dont kill yourself
>>684888565
Well that's not nice. Why would you tell someone to kill themselves? Don't you know suicide is a big issue? Is it to impress your friends? I knew Johnny was a bad influence on you.
>>684885272
why don't you?
>>684889325
>>684885698
yup.
>>684886219
What in the name of Fuck's fucking fuck is this fuck?
>>684886079
Did that kid break his neck? That water couldn't have been that deep.
>>684887160
>>684885752
calm down guys
try not to take too much seriously on this website
it's just all in good humor
>>684889975
He's fine, no way that broke his neck. At the most he broke his shoulder.
>>684890147
Faggot motherfuckher I will murder you. I have the ability to find out who you are. You are dead in one week.
Your daily dose of Denny.
>>684890308
no it's okay just chill out
not everything is serious on this website
it's just a joke
>>684885634
but stronger
>>684890308
This thread will be gone long before then. So you won't be able to find him. Checkmate.
>>684889698
that thread.
>>684888317
Lost
>>684888387
>>684881079
Lost
>>684887209
Fuckin Buckwheat
>>684890308
Wat a fag...
>>684891393
I am going to punch you in the dick faggot.
>>684888833
Check'd
>>684890308
Just stop newfag. You are embarrassing yourself.
>>684891393
faggots gonna fag
>>684881628
Lost y would anyone do this
>>684891455
Just like u homos...always reachin for the cock
>>684885549
fuck off you fucking faggot, that shit fucking died
>>684891560
Lick my asshole. I bet you fuck squirrels in the ass.
>>684891455
Get a load of this guy!
>>684880661
Holy shit her face looks like my 50 year old aunt.
>>684891853
Oh boy! You must be a real tuffy!
>>684891720
The only time someone is reaching for your dick is when the doctor wants to remove that unsightly mole from your flat spot.
>>684880661
that looks like a person fucked a mouldy potato so much it became pregnant and gave birth
>>684891455
Maybe if you stood on a chair you could punch higher up.
>>684883272
The fuck does either of those mean
>>684892082
Dont get the joke...maybe try again?
>>684892082
Yep..just like when i was playn doctor wit yo daddy.
>>684882950
250 lbs is pretty fucking fat for being only 6' 2"
>>684885947
White people also eat a lot of fried chicken. If you want to mock no gofers, mock them for something substantial, like being immoral and dirty. Eating fried chicken is something everyone does.
>>684892242
You don’t get the joke because you are a defective retard.
>>684884870
it's funny because i hope op fucking dies
>>684883272
Lost
>>684881390
I need more racist orange pony
>>684892536
Not really. Im 5 8 and am 200. Lift a lot tho
>>684887160
Because your fried chicken memes are lame???
>>684881628
ayyyy lost
>>684892721
>Im 5 8
when will they learn
>>684885801
lost kek
>>684879226
laughing at her because her dad is dead? fuck you OP that is stupid. and you are a dick
>>684892614
Or is it because u got a dick so far up your ass u can't think straight to come up with something that actually makes sense?
>>684892928
>>684892968
You got dissed mate. I suggest you stop posting.
>>684886609
A+ keep 'em coming.
>>684892844
Literally avg height
>>684881390
Where'd the ponys freckles go?
>>684893330
U british...always giving up
a present from /v/
>>684890387
WTF.
>>684893330
Dissed? Fuck off newfag...
Not even same poster but u sound like an idiot
>>684890810
What is this?
>>684893886
Samefag
>>684883272
>Old man gangbang
>Prolapsing my colon
>My hole is open
This can't be real
>>684884865
if there's more, fucking post it lmao. i rarely laugh here, this got me.>>684885272
>>684884703
O shit waddup!
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>>684894084
Samefag
>>684893403
lmao
>>684885549
o shit waddup
>>684886079
chuckled slightly lol, was not expecting
>>684894638
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>>684894460
[spoiler]cunt[/spoiler]
>>684894700
5' 7" reporting in. Manlet is 5' 6" and below..just barely above
>>684894993
Nice try
>>684888753
please tell me nobody speaks like this
>>684885801
I did that with shampoo bottel
>>684887160
It's bait.
gave me a good zoz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6EkAZ82Ikk
If you live in Idaho watch yourself. I got this one straight outta the mystery box.
>>684895774
fuck that's gold anon, youtubetomp4 that shit, cheers
>>684884789
best part is the door still opens
>>684895905
Reported.
I know its a joke, but this sort of thing should be taken seriously.
>>684895905
208 reportin in
