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Ask me... Judy... anything...

And... I am a cop so... look... try to keep it P.C.

I know this is /b/.... but just... ya know what? Just... ask whatever... this has been a long time coming I guess... Let's get it over with, guys...
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I will fuck you and your brains out.

That being said, do you mind if I fuck you and your brains out?
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you into bdsm?
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>>684867213
Um.... well... I kindof... ahem... expected some of you to... respond... like that....

short answer... um... nooooooooo..... but I'm sure you're a nice... whatever you are... I just.... "fuck my brains out?" I just.... ew...

>>684867233
Well... the short answer would be a resounding 'no,' to that... but... I am a bunny... I mean... I won't pretend like I don't have interests... you know... of... that kind... But... not BDSM... I mean... if anything, I'd like to be the one that...

You know what, next question!...
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>>684867796
What is your favorite color?

Also, tits of GTFO.

But whats your favorite color?
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>>684867796
why don't you wear shoes that adequately cover your feet?
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>>684867796
will you hold me down and make me your sex slave? plz
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>>684867967
LOL I will say that one actually made me laugh...

First (and third) off, I like the color blue. Something about the way I looks on me... not just the uniform I wear but... even a lot of my wardrobe is blue...

Not sure what it is about that color... something primal but also peaceful about it...

And as for the... "tits," as you call them? Bunnies... well most mammals from my world... i mean... it is a different world as I've come to know... we don't have what you'd call, "tits..."

So I can't really honor that request...

I mean... I could honor that request but it would be kind of... I would imagine... not what you'd expect... yaknowwhatImean?

Kinda of funny... you creatures... you seem to obsess over mammary glands... not something I understand, of course.... but I understand what it means to be... "horny" (yes we have that word)

... so... I get it...
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>>684868823
Bunnies get horny?

INteresting....

I MUST RESEARCH THIS]

YOU WILL BE TEST SUBJECT 1

FOR SCIENCE

ALSO SEX

BUT MOSTLY SCIENCE
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>>684868370
Ah! Finally! A good question! I've seen the footware you creatures tend to favor in this world...

To answer your question... basically, we wear that which tends to be most practical for us.... for example.... bunnies... like me... if we intend to be in an... "athletic" situation... we will only cover the parts of our body that would inhibit our locomotion...

As for me... I try to wear that which covers that part of my feet that might hurt more to run on when it comes to rougher services...

But, honey... we have some pretty hands appendages... I need my toes and claws to grip the ground... yes even pavement... it helps more than you would think... so I keep my toes clear so that I can use them...

>>684868583
As for you... normally, noooo... but... I mean... when I'm horny enough... I mean... if you are what I'm looking for at the moment... truthfully... the answer would be... maybe...

So long as I don't feel like you're gonna murder me in my sleep (and make a bunch of extra work for my partner, Nick) then... maybe :o3
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>>684868823
will you marry me?
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>>684869434
Mostly science, huh? Well... I'll have to remember that line for the next time some shifty, nerdy fox-like ... "kritter" (yeah I learned that word too) tries to take a pass at me at the bar...

But yes... obviously.... we get horny...

really.... REAAAAAAALLLY horney...

It's a pain in my tail sometimes I tell you what...
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>>684869636
HAHAHAHAHAHA

no.... no offense I just... I mean... come on, this is /b/... I mean... do I really have to explain?...
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>>684870294
n-no.. I get it
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>>684866826
could you bend over a little?
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Your top 10 ISIS executions.
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>>684870294
Do tell me next time you're... um, horny.

Whats your favorite youtuber, if it isnt doubleswee please stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk
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>>684870294
Do tell me next time you're, um, horny....

Is your favorite Youtuber DoubleSwee? It better be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk
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>>684870595
Look, I mean... I came on here to answer questions and see... honestly I dunno exactly what I expected to see but...

Hey, if I can.... aw geez... If there was a crime against making someone feel bad, you'd be totally "under-arrest" fellah...

...ugh... maybe I'm doing more harm than good being on this creepy website...
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>>684871022
I regret asking, I'm sorry
I regret being born
I'm miserable and I want to die!
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>>684871022
You know, speaking of this website.

How do you feel about all the porn of you? Happy? Ashamed? Angry?

Legit question
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FORM A SINGLE, SOLID SENTENCE YOU FUCKING MONG! STOP WITH THE ELIPSES!
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>>684870632
LOL look, buddy... I know there are plenty of images of me on your interwebs for you... I'm assuming... guys... to... "FAP" too... so... no more of that from this thread... at least not from me....

>>684870762
Not touchin that one, sweetheart!

>>684870860
Gave it a chance... watched it... thought to myself... "if these mammals can grow hair on their whole face but only choose to leave that little... well I looked it up... it's called a... "trash stashe?" is it? Why even bother...

If I had to be into a youtuber... that... is not.... it...
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>>684866826
I found your sextape you naughty bunny.
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>>684866826
What the fuck is with all the pauses in your typing? Are you secretly Christofer Walken?
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>>684871051
Who would you most support in a full-out race war divided into all combinations of race?
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>>684871235
Okay now you're just asking for attention... Part of me wants to hug you.... part of me wants to punch you... but I'm kinda... little... so... that's a compliment, honey!

>>684871355
Honestly.... as a bunny that wants to be taken seriously in my own world... I'm just... HORRIFIED....

But when I'm horny.... Jesum crackers... It's almost like... Um... how do I put this... I feel somewhat honored...

Like... yea I know we bunnies are always treated as small and childlike and have to work extra hard just to be taken seriously...

but... I mean... people reallllllllllly seem to like me... like... want me in their BED like me... at least in this world... it's almost... a turn on...

...In my world... it can be somewhat patronizing... and I guess it can be here, too... but... I guess.... it depends on the mood I'm in...

(DON'T ASK ME WHAT MOOD I'M IN... I won't respond truthfully)
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>>684871501
Thoughts on this?
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>>684872010
Replied to wrong post.
Fucking hell.
Speaking of Fucking, bunnies.
You won't last past spring.
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>>684872067
What mood are you not in/
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I must say i'm a huge fan of yours and i wanted to know. Do you think theres is something you could do to save our world? I mean maybe you saw whats happeing everywhere. SAVE US

Also fan pic of you i found really cute !
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Have you heard the new hit song from Africa?
Clashing of swords.
It's about how amazing Islam really is, and even caught on in some parts of /b/
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>>684871644
Yeah, nice try, hon.

>>684871810
HAHAHA well... I believe in honesty so... I guess... the pauses are... they are how I'm actually reacting... sorry if it irritates you but I mean... sheez...

>>684872010
I sort of... did that once... almost ruined my life... honestly, a lot of mammals are still suffering because of the... i'm just gonna say it... the SHIT i put them through...

Noone should be subject to a race war of any kind... We are all deserving of the right to be recognized for the true potential we offer...

So short answer... no... you asking that is like asking if I should step on the next mouse that calls me an asshole.... no... they have a right to their opinions...

>>684872036
I don't even know what this is... what is that guy in his pajamas??
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>>684872766
Checked
Also, how about a human race war, or even primates if you want to include Nigras.
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When Dognald Trump becomes president, he's gonna deport all of you stinkin' rabbits.

Your days are fucking numbered, Judy.
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>>684872197
Yeah I imagine that is how savage, unevolved mammals would act... neat how you added the dialogue to the story that probably never happened...

I wonder if I should create a similar story about chimpanzees...

>>684872296
.... fudge... you.... also, I'm in the mood for a Pepsi for some strange reason...

>>684872439
Yeah I saw some of the stuff you mammals are dealing with...

It's odd to me that you are all the SAME SPECIES and you still somehow can't get your shit together... I mean... killing one another over something some guy wrote in a book 6000 years ago!?

I can't save you from that and it breaks my heart....

>>684872612
Yeah... the whole religion thing... I still don't get it.... I mean... my world has mammals of sooooo many different backgrounds and yet our differences are still MINUTE compared to yours....

makes me somewhat grateful we AREN'T all the same species....
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R8 my dick Judy. 8.5"
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>>684871644

Will all of you nasty... things... leave my wi*cough* partner alone? At least ask her questions like a civilized mammal would. I mean, come *on*!
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>>684873710
Whiteknight foxfag
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>>684873537
Uncle drew approves
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>>684873710
But her reaction is hilarious.
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>>684873001
NO NO NO NO NO... YOU "HUMANS" NEED TO STOP THIS... PLEEEASE.... for the love of crackers just... just stop... I mean... you're all the same FRIGGEN species!!

>>684873095
Ya know, something that makes me feel horrible about being here is... I get to go back.. I mean... my world is messy... mammals die... mammals manipulate each other... but looking back... it's a gazillian times better than what your kind have to put up with :(
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>>684873896
But your kind doesn't have to put up with LET IT GO
Unless Disney makes a crossover.
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Are you the fucker who ravaged my turnip crops?
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>>684866826
Ive heard that that little weasel on the corner was selling those bootlegs again. Have you ever seen any of them? I heard Wreck-it Rhino was not half bad.
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>>684873639
Okay I keep mixing these two threads up
This was meant for here
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>>684873603
geez... that's.... not... not bad... i mean... I got a ruler out to understand what i'm looking at but.... yeah... I'd give ya a 4/5.... but... wow.... um...

>>684873866
yeah... I know what a "fag" is... neat little tidbit for you... my neighbors... yeah... you get the drift... I'm totally cool with it though!
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>>684873896
lel you don't exist. you are a cartoon created for our amusement.

git real before you talk shit m8
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>>684874219
Upon seeing this, I retract my claim
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>>684873866

Uh... hello? Cop now? You're no owl, *that's* for sure.

>>684873889

Says you. After all, guess who gets to listen to her once you're done having your fun... that's right. Me.
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How many carrots can you fit in your ass
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>>684872706
It's a good song, and I bet you could fit a small speaker system in your ears.
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>>684874467
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>>684874664
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>>684873603
Mad he got cucked by a /b/tard
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>>684866826
Hey there Judy, greetings from Sugar Rush! Wanted to head over and invite you over for a hang out day at my castle ;D
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>>684872766
the gif is one punch man. An anime that parodies superhero comics/movies with the protagonist being bored to indifference because he kills people with one hit when all he wants is a decent fight.
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>>684875058
>mfw that faggot is still drawing that crap
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Have you and Nick done this yet?
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Who would win?
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>>684875370
Uhm
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>>684866826
I heard you really like Pepsi.
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>>684874095
Hahaha omfg look... I... saw that... "song" while I was getting ready to post and.... I just... What.. the....I mean... I get where it was coming from... but it is just... I imagine it would be like listening to a single Gazelle song over and over again for a year straight... it's just... as you call it... cancer... and we have cancer too... it is cancer... I haaaaaate it...

>>684874152
No sir, my mom and dad grown their own so I'd have no reason to eat your beloved turnips...

>>684874219
That little... sssss... sonofabiscuit is still up to his... thing... I mean... I try not to judge... he's not selling boli porn or anything... and yes... boli is bunny-loli porn... pretty sick shit if you ask me... busted a lemur peddaling the stuff out of his shack a few months back...

But he's... okay... I guess.... as far as weasels go... oh gosh that sounds ignorant... looks it's a fine, articulate fellah.... *shudder*

>>684874223
I won't dignify this with an answer... but here's an answer!... Have you ever seen a female polar bear cop? They will rip you in half just yelling at you...

Gender equality isn't really an issue in my culture, if you get my drift...
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>>684874991

Nah. It's just a pic after all. She doesn't get mad when she catches me looking at the Gazelle leaks. I just want you mammals to treat her with respect, ya know.

Besides, you *really* don't want me seeing if Finnick has any contacts out there... do you?
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>>684875474
Hope this embarrasses the fuck out of Judy.
This whole thread is hilarious, she's taking every single b8.
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>>684875662
We literally hunt foxes for sport.
Come the fuck at me m7
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dumb.
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>>684875478
So you can't take 99 lives?
THE GUY IS A GOD
Anyways, Clashing of the swords is a better song. It's about acceptance of Islam.
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>>684875474
AND THERE IT IS... I was wondering when these famed "pepsi" porn fan-art pics were gonna start to make their appearence here...

Look... I like pepsi... it's delicious... but... I my tiny... well by your standards... my tiny funbits...
nooooooooooo thank you... just... ow...

>>684875463
... you friggen scat-fetishists just... you really bake my carrot... and NOT IN THE GOOD WAY... freaking gross!!

>>684875370
.... I am a bunny... and I'm a little ashamed to admit this but... I've thought about it...

Believe it or not, he's more... he's... tougher a sell that you would think.... I love him but... not enough to ask him to eat me out yet... but... the fact that someone drew this... what the HELL...

>>684875058
Yeah we get horny... esp me... but... I mean... we... I, rather... have more self-control than this... I mean COME ON....
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>>684876000

You sick, *sick* bastard! At least have the decency to hunt for food rather than sport. You give predators a bad (ok, worse) name!
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>>684875662
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You know you're the waifu of a lot of people, but do you like you're hasubandos??
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>>684876318
Uhm... Carrots? Hon? I think you forgot I'm here....
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>>684876318
When will this hyped mediocrity end my fellow über mensch of the nantucket faggot whore kick my cloud anus into God's natural satanic introspection from my manifesto?
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Do you love me?
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>>684876318
I like that new Pepsi ad you did.
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>>684876381
We're not predators, we're the APEX PREDATORS!
BOW DOWN YOU INFERIOR RED BITCH!
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>>684876381
Nah, it's not like the whole thing's going to waste.
If they're lucky, some foxes will get their head cut off and pumped full of chemicals, then mounted on the wall for decoration.

Until the hunter dies and his grandkids sell it on eBay for $11.

That's just the circle of life, buddy boi.
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>>684875662
Look... Nick...he didn't get cucked...

I saved his life... he saved mine (I think)

If he wants to spank it to Gazelle on his time off... it's none of my beezwax...

Geez, you guys are making me think things I REAAAAALLLY don't wanna be thinking right now....

>>684875874
I'd be embarassed if I wasn't prepared for much worse than this... this is TAME compare to what I expected, hon.... um... "troll harder" is the expression you mammals use here, right? So just... do that...
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>>684876812
IMPOSTER!
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How does it feel to be a bunny that talks human language
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>>684877145
Shit.
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are we just posting our waifus but with more rp?
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>>684877280
Nice try though, buddy. You should know you can't pull a hustle on a (former) hustler.
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Do you have a Fingerbox?
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Nick, why'd you leave me for her?!
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Why do people want to fuck you?
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>>684877574
Because you're gross and weird and everyone can see that. Welcome home.
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>>684876817
Okay, this genuninely disturbed me... I mean.. he's come around to my potential these days but... i mean... ugh...

>>684876812
This isn't Nick... I know... but yes... You know I do... you knew you were more than what others thought you to be and you proved it... You're amazing...

>>684876674
This is a picture I can stand behind!

>>684876632
Okay I'll play along... Hi Nick... I see you're here and yes.... you're a SLY, attractive fox...

Did ya get what you were looking for? *rib shot*

>>684876556
*sigh*... I can't be everyone's husband... "o"... but... I appreciate the sentiment....

>>684876387
I like Nicks' Pawpsicles better...

>>684876381
.... what is this I don't even...
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>>684877660
links?
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>>684877804
>>684877949
kek
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>>684877698
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>>684877679
HAHAHA yeah nick... why'd ya leave yer gay lover for da' police force... hahaha I'm gonna torture him with that one forever...

>>684877660
I just puked in my mouth... thanks....

>>684877610
.... LOL.... I mean... come on... could you possibly try any harder... "news-flash... female bunny likes penis..." FRIGGEN DUH.... Of course we do!! How in the heck do ya think we have so many bunnies running around!?
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>>684877574
Finnick, bro, hate to break it to you... but if you didn't realize... I don't bat for that team. We're pals, business partners, sure. Not like Carrots' neighbors though.

By the way, did you talk to your landlord about the soundproofing, Carrots?
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>>684877698
>This is a picture I can stand behind!
The picture says "DONT NOT FUGG THE BUNNY".
That's a double negative. ;)
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>>684877698
Oh, that is such high praise.
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How big is Nick's dingly-dangly-ding-dong?
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push the limits!
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>>684878214
>I just puked in my mouth

Mission accomplished. We did it, /b/tards!
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>>684877759
...d... does he like... take the short bus to school? I'm jussayin? (in retrospect, I didn't just type that... I'm just sendin it)

>>684877643
I... have... absolutely... no... idea...

>>684877574
Gotta poke fun at this one again...
I just.... I can't wait... "hey nick... do you still talk to your sweet fenny?" He's gonna hate me but it'll be tottally worth it.
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>>684877698
Actually, yes. Just have an interesting idea for your birthday now.

Crud... Chief Bonehead just called, got to head in for a deposition. Gonna be ok, Carrots?
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I wonder how many femanons ran into this situation.
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Why are you a fur fag?
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>>684875463
lmao caught me offguard
my sides!
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>>684878298
Judy Hopps has good political ideas.
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>>684878702

( i am actually unsure of my gender, honestly. )
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>>684879347
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What kind of penis do you like, human or animal genitalia?
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>>684878231
Um... Oh jeez... maybe this is Nick...

Look if this is you... just... stfu... I mean... really...

>>684878108
.... what?

>>684878250
.... you sly... predator... you guys are predators, right?... Guess I can't let me guard down for even a second... ugh...

>>684878311
... yeah I didn't know the world like I did when I said that... You're NOT an articulate fellah... you're just a shifty little fox... emphasis on the little... and the shifty... HAH... check-mate...

>>684878298
Coke is okay... it's just not Pepsi... so it can go fugg itself... :3

>>684878363
Officially... who knows... unofficially... let's just say it's not off the table... AND THAT'S A SMALL PECKER JOKE ATCHA, NICKELSON!
(that's right, I said it!)

>>684878418
I don't have "tits." But now I'm wishing I did for some strange reason...
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>>684878884
(sad airhorns)
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How often do people visit the tarantula wizard in your world?
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Hopps, Wilde! In my office, now!
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>>684879459
>>>684878108 (You)
>.... what?

>pic related >>684878108
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>>684866826
Alright op, I funk my gf less and less now a days, is she swing someone else?
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what if Nick was the sharing type?

>>684875463
oh Jesus I've never laughed so hard ROFL
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Whats the direct correlation with Judy and pepsi?
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>>684866826
I have a question. Is it really legal in states to pull over, bait, and shoot radar in an un marked car with a civilian license plate?
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>>684879853
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
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>>684879413
well... how do I put this... your... "people" have... interesting genitalia... It's... well... interesting... it's like... every one is like a flower... they are all different...

Nick, for example... gets "knotty"... You guys... you get "hard."

But I'm used to all kinds so... I guess I could say you're alright... In the right mood... I might try a "human" penis.... TRY... doesn't mean I'll like it... but maybe I would... who knows...

>>684878995
Not gay, myself... why you guys add "fur" to things I still don't understand... I mean I get you don't have "fur" like we do but.. still...

>>684878884
heartbreak hotel at finnik's house... look out! hahaha... oh man I hope he doesn't come after me with a bat next time Nick calls out for work...
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Do you think Nick would've tried to eat you given the chance?
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>>684879459
Yeah, it is, Carrots. I guess I'll

>>684879740
Oh cheese... told ya Boneh... er... Bogo called. Gotta run! Leaving one for everyone else.
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>>684880008
> I'm used to all kinds
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>>684879996
thanks anon
TOP KEK
hahaha
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An honest question, is this photo considered questionable? Do you think its wrong?

On a personal standpoint, there should be no shame in each other's bodies but society thinks other wise. I see nothing wrong with it, but others would see it as a form of pedophilia, because kids.
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>>684880426
It's still going on because Pepsi's contest isn't over. Join us, the raid continues until the contest is over. Spam the hashtag whenever you can with Judy-Pepsi stuff or text tweets.
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If nick is a little man, and you'd try human dick...
I don't believe it.
The 4/5 dick r8 faggot seduced her!
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>>684880426
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>>684879823
Oh geez, okay look. He's... "alright..."
I gotta say, it's not terrible... wait... am I hurting his cause more than I'm helping right now?

>>684879780
.... why you would ask a rabbit from another reality something like this, I dunno... buuuuuut my advice would be... detective work, of course...

>>684879827
Well... I can tell you this... he would ACT like he doesn't care but... I can read him better than most could read a fox... I feel like he WOULD care... he's not a cuck...as you would say... at least I don't see him being that way...

>>684879853
I like to drink it. End of story. I do not shove cans into my... well... yeah it tastes good... You're welcome. Say thank you.

>>684879740
Aw COME ON! You know by now those were night-howlers... stop being such an enormous...

>>684879618
Those THANKFULLY never evolved in my world... THANKFULLY...
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>>684880764
whats the hashtag anon
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Did Nick do 9/11?
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>>684880904
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash


#UncleDrewAKA
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>>684866826

Kill yourself. You're roleplaying a cartoon rabbit on the internet. Literally just fucking kill yourself.
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Do you know Adubakosoro, and if so would you let him to fuck you right in the pussy?
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Cause we are the fur in black,
fuuuuuuur in blaaack,
Zoo-to-pi-a's defend-er's!
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>>684881094
Fuck off you blue waffle cunt muncher, you were not forced into here.
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>>684881094
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>>684880065

Hopps and Wilde, this may seem a bit personal, but it is of upmost concern! You two, as far I can tell, have the hots for eachother, and it's impeding your work! Will I have to separate you two or can you stop romancing about on duty?
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>>684880841
And therrrrres the retarded rabbit again...

>>684880819
I had to look up what those symbols meant and... I gotta say... you're sick...

>>684880791
Oh SHUSH... I mean... ugh, I hate you... Yea I'd be blushing if I didn't have fur covering my face... but just... SHUSH...

>>684880764
:( please stop...

>>684880558
Okay... gave this one some serious thought... okay so if... IF... they were OUR kids (adoptive, obviously) then... who cares, that's cuteeeee... (don't call me cute) but... someone else's kidsss... that's kindaaaa... ya knowwww...

>>684880426
SEEN it... puked a little... laughed a little... puked summore... what can I say... it's clever in the most tasteless way imagineable...

>>684880065
.... now that actually sounds a lot like Nick... making fun of my run-on sentences... the innuendos... Immah sneak a bag of fleas into your locker this week, Nick... I don't even care if this IS you...

>>684880056
Okay that.... I deserve that... made me even tear up a little...

He didn't deserve that... the only reason i even stayed on the force is because he stayed with me... friend or not... he's... more than i deserve after that...
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>>684881715

I was forced onto a planet with you fucking autistic degenerates though. Swear to christ I'm torching the next furry convention I find.

You people honestly don't see how fucking pathetic you are right now? It's a god damn cartoon rabbit and you're fucking talking to some 400 pound pale ass pasty basement dweller pretending to be the cartoon rabbit.
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Gotta love gid's face, not sure if jealous or upset over the pie.
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>>684877660
Sauce?
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>You know Zootopia would make a great Disney channel TV show right?
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Omg someone just literally abadoned life for this? ITS TIME TO STOP
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>>684881982
Please do torch a furry convention.
They're cringey as shit and give us a bad name.

Also neck yourself, faggot.
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>>684881958
JUDY WANTS THE BTARD D!! CONFIRMED!!
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>>684881982
wow... okay so... we may have a buncha human clawhousers in here but... givem' a break will ya? So what.. I mean... okay I get what you're driving at... but why the anger?

>>684881747
... WOAHHhh woahhh look, we are PARTNERS... we don't go galavanting about after our shifts are done... I swear it's strictly professional! Also, you've taken quite a few speciesist tones with me in the past...

I mean... "shut my little mouth?" Can we talk about THAT? Please... Sometimes I wonder why you needed a bunny and a FOX... yes... a FOX... to solve ALL your missing mammals cases for you... you're kindof... and I'm saying this constructively... a jerk...

>>684881379
omfg okay this thread is officially worth it...

>>684881186
pussy? ohhhh... okay... another of your MANY MAAAAANNNNY words for a lady's naughty bits...

No...

>>684881094
Can't say I don't blame you... The anger though... Not sure I see what the issue is, buddy...
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>>684880374
Slut detected
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>>684881982
You think I/we care what others think? We are only on this planet for so long so why should I care what others think of my likes and dislikes?

You don't like what I/we like? Tough cookie, if it bothers you that much then turn around and walk away, your not forced into liking what we like, nor is what we like force fed to you, their is a x on the top right hand corner of your screen, click it and your out, go play a game, go watch a movie, go outside, do what ever the hell you want, the same concept applies to us.
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>>684882747
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Hey, Judy. Did you see Pig Hero 6?
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>>684882747
yeah I'm getting kinda tired myself... might have to turn in soon... lotta work to take care of in the morning...

>>684882532
I'm not gonna ask what this "us" is but... I'm gonna assume it's like a fan club for people that aren't... well... I guess... you?

>>684882442
Don't worry, sweetheart, this may be my last post... you were a good sport though sitting through all of this with that giant bucket of cheese-puffs in your lap though... and I love ya for it!

>>684882107
Please, someone... wrangle that bunny... before he hurts himself...

>>684882061
.... okay I gotta... take care of... some... business... like.... yeah....
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I actually want to know your thoughts on Gazelle....is she in fact the greatest performer of our generation?
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>>684882058
Wat
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Faggot.
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No one lives forever.....


(Sorry for the tear jerker)
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>>684883211
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>>684879618
Do you have these at least?
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>>684882871
Relevant to the picture you attached, a shitty meme made by yours truly.

>>684883211
>telling us to kill ourselves
>filthy frank meme

Fucking kill yourself, sperg.

>>684883460
Us being furfags everywhere.

Hey it's Chief Bogo roleplay time!

>>684882871

Hopps, have you forgotten who you're talking to?Watch your tone, or it'll be back to parking duty. You did great on those mammal cases, but since then you and this fox have done jackrabbitshit!
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>>684883397

> l0l @ gif
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>>684883460
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP
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>>684883453
Okay, I'm going to bed but... DON'T CALL ME CUTE... it's demeaning...

>>684883382
Yeah... I kinda did... but... I guess the world isn't done with me yet, for some strange reason...

So... thank you for the fun, fellahs...

Here's one of those "cute" (whatever) howls you were so longing to hear...

ARRROOOOOOO :o3

Annyyyywayyyy goodnight all... sleep tight...
And don't let anons convince you to slap your weird human penises to pictures of me getting it on with inatimate objects... or Nick...

Or clawhouser... or Bogo... ya know what... just steer clear of anything that shows me doing anything with anyone or anything...

You guys are weird... GOODNIGHT!!
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>>684884052
This is now a Trump thread
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>>684884052
Oh Thank god, now this thread can die already
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ok so no bullshit, no shugar coating it, how do you feel about the pervs?
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>>684883566

> took long enough
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>>684884292
wtf is shugar?
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>>684884390
Me-shuggah
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I fugged the bunny
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>>684884810
Fat
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The worst part is I haven't even seen the movie
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>>684884952
Me too
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>>684884909
Judy Hopps has a hairy pussy, never shaves it
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