Are happy endings in massage parlors considered cheating? all i want is to blow a load from a hand job that's about it. Also who knows of any good spots in Orange County, California?
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>>684845025
bumpo
>>684845025
Rubmaps is your friend to find good parlors. I found that most of reviews on there are pretty accurate. If you don't have a subscription, you can only look at older reviews which give you a sense of how the place is like and what the girls offer.
And honestly I wouldn't conisder a HJ cheating. If you fuck the girl or get a bj then that's a different story.
>>68484502
lurking
>>684845025
Go to Westminster, not to hard to find any perversion you want in little Siagon
what kind of perversion are we talking about? interested.
>>684846623
any specific spots you've been to?
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>>684846936
im guessing just happy endings, what do you mean?? the post is pretty clear.
>>684846936
Shit you name it those Vietnamese freaks do shit bfags never heard of, just bring cash and behave accordingly or you'll be the lunch special at several different restaurants
>>684846623
I went to a place in little siagon
>>684846623
>>684846623
she pretty let me do anything to her, she was a white chick too which was weird 8/10. we fucked for like 10 minutes and she let me cum in her asshole
what are the chances of catching a disease from these spots?
>>684847714
>you name it
No, you name it. What do they do that makes them so special?
>>684847349
Just go to any of the shopping centers on westminster st between brookurst & magnolia,
Find a gang of gooks that think they're the coolest cats on the planet and ask.
Flash some cash and tell em what your looking for.
>>684848669
well depends on what you pay them, ive fucked girls in the ass multiple times. theyll finger you in the ass theyll even bring in multiple woman if you pay right
>>684848336
Wear 2 rubbers and don't put your tongue on anything wet
>>684845025
>>684845025
>>684845025
>>684845025
>>684845025
i brought a tentacle dildo to one spot in anaheim and watched the girl get her self off for like an hour
Does anyone know of any spots in Laguna??
>>684849133
Those vietnamese sure sound like they're worth the money.
>>684845025
bump, how do you go about asking for their services??
never done this before
Picture is NOT related since you want a handjob and the pic is a blowjob....geez
>>684849533
Lemme guess Lincoln near Brookurst
>>684849187
>>684848669
>>684848669
anything, these places are worth the $100+, girls know what they are doing, bust a nut before you go or you wont last 5 minutes
>>684850226
I'd check out reviews of the place on rubmaps or eccie first. The services range from totally legit, to giving you lotion to jerk yourself off while the masseuse avoids your nethers, to handjobs (Chinese parlors, mostly), and full service bjs and fucking (Korean joints). Reading reviews will help you find out what your options will be. If they offer the sexual services, the girls will usually bring you to that point all on their own, unless you are disgusting or they are spooked that you're a cop.
>>684851111
checkd and thanks are you from California, if so you got any favorites?
>>684849853
Laguna is too high priced, all their shit high class and imported
>>684851347
You're welcome, but sorry, Anon; I'm in Pennsylvania.
>>684851382
but i mean the higher the pay the better quality right?
I always wondered what would happen if I go. I'm a 19 year.old, 5'11, 170 lbs, fit, brown haired white guy and I'm probably an 8/10 on looks. I know these women are professional and are in it for the money but do you think I could be able to get a discount? I imagine most guys are in their 30s and fat whereas I'm young and have good looks and abs/muscles.
>>684852900
kill yourself you naive piece of shit. they will prolly charge your dumbass double
>>684852900
the only way to find out is to go into one, just walk in and pay, come in with like $40 - $60 cash. this is the bare minimum, leave that on the table in the room before she comes back and see how far that gets you, and from there either keep lowering the price or raising, depending on what you want. hey they might even do it for free.
>>684852900
>I know these women are professional and are in it for the money
Then why did you then proceed to say something exactly opposite to that claim.
>they are in it for the money
>get a discount
retard
>>684852900
dont be cheap or a douche, they will catch on to you and maybe think you are law enforcement
>>684852900
you just described a cop, try your best not to act like one either
>>684852900
You will NOT get a discount. “Discount” is not in their limited English vocabulary. I'm talking about parlors and spas here, and not indy girls working out of their apartments or hotel rooms. You might get better wiggle-room with an indy masseuse and get away with more on your charm.
Regarding the spa girls, however, they WILL compliment you up and down, they may actually enjoy getting drilled by you, and you may even make them cum, but they will still need their standard fee. If anything, you might get away with $10–$20 less than the standard, but no bigger deal than that.
And typically, the younger ones are more strict on the price than the older ladies.
>>684852709
With their kinda cash you don't go to gook slums
>>684853204
I was just asking jeez. I'm not saying I look anything like this, but I feel like if some dude went in to one of those places looking like Jeff Seid, they might not charge him as much based on looks alone.
>>684853271
Yeah I was expecting at least 60 but a $50-$60 dollar tip is out of my range. That's what I was asking.
>>684853625
>doesn't know the syntactical purpose of the word "but"
>>684853763
>>684853691
Do cops really get a young guy to go in and ask for a massage?
>>684853785
That's all I needed to know. It's mostly a YMMV thing anyway I guess.
>>684854328
If it helps, handjobs in the US are typically $40 from my experience. Full service is usually $100.
As stated in above posts, check out the reviews of places near you and see what the average tip is for the service you want, and see if it's in your budget. Just don't go in there expecting to get special treatment because of your looks. You're bound to be disappointed. They'll tease you and flirt and tell you to bring more cash next time.
>>684854328
>>684854328
yeah good point, they'd probably send in a middle aged looking white man with glasses, just drop $40 and you'll at least get a nice hand job out of it. feels like heaven
not skilled at all in finding these places, can anyone spot one for me in the Huntington beach area? i want to drop a quick $40
>>684854677
$100 + house fee you mean? Even then it's cheap. I saw one guy say he paid $200 extra tip for FS in my area.
>>684855087
Rubmaps dude.
>>684855178
>>684854677
So how much is house fee usually? i dont want to spend more than $60 for a handjob
>>684855178
Yep, that's what I meant; I was just referring to the tip.
Ok, I could be talking out of my ass, regarding what's average everywhere. I've only had personal experience in cities along the eastern seaboard, from Charlotte to Pittsburgh. I'm in Pittsburgh now, and the Korean place I go to is a $60 house fee for an hour, and $100 for full service. That includes flirty table shower and sauna dry-off, and the girls there are sexy treat you like a king every damn time.
do they let you bust on their face or is it usually on your stomach?
>>684855383
Idk I'm just a "naive retard" but I typically saw $60-$70 on rubmaps. Dude just look this shit up yourself honestly.
>>684855758
I guess. Is it even worth $160? How does that compare to an escort or just going out clubbing and hoping to snatch some ass?
>>684855769
Facials are a bit of a unicorn in happy ending joints. US massage parlor girls are actually really careful about cleanliness. You might get them to take your load on their tits, but you can probably rule a facial out.
>>684855383
For the places that offer good services, about $40–$60 house fee for 30 minutes, and $60–90 for an hour. Considering your budget concerns, you'll actually want the full hour, or it will feel rushed and like a waste of cash to you.
>>684855271
>684855271
>>684855271
cant even look at reviews and shit, and im not paying for a premium membership. what is this bullshit
Op just get an escort as you will get pussy. Dam I am in california right now and am visiting. What good places in anaheim?
>>684856604
Look at the older ones. Like the ones all the way at the bottom, negro.
>>684856139
To me it is worth it. Especially this particular place. I go there for the full experience. If I just need to nut, then I can definitely find an escort for less.
It's fun to just get pampered and massaged. The little 5'1" lady I see walks on my back and everything for at least 30–40 minutes before I even get to the point where I mount her.
>>684856707
U & I massage
S State College blvd i think
>>684845811
This, also spahunters.com.
As for whether it's cheating... I would think probably yes. Unless your wife/girlfriend specifically says otherwise. But, as cheating goes, it's a lot better to go with a pro than with a (second) gf. Much less of a demand on your life.
lurker here, this is all new to me. is rubmaps a list of places known to give extra shit? or does it list all massage places?
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>>684857015
Thanks are the girls fine?
>>684849533
> tentacle dildo
Love it. Did the girl act a bit weirded out, or was she like, "OK, it must be Tuesday"?
>>684856707
You looking for quality or just wet meat?
>>684853785
This is exactly right.
Still, the prices are pretty cheap as long as you don't go too often.
If you really want some qualoty HJs, you gotta check out Jim's Handjob Corporation. Theyll go as far as to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
>>684857157
they should give you a lineup, that was the case for me about a year ago, and they are all 6/10.
>>684857334
the girl that did it was early 20s and seemed to enjoy it, gave me a flirty look when i whipped it out.
>>684845025
I think that the acid test is.....would your significant other consider it cheating?
>>684857749
Ha, that's just brilliant.
On another note, I usually try to get mamasan if available. I just like getting mothered, I guess.
I'm not sure if people go into the masseuse industry expecting this or not. I'm a massage therapist, but I work with kids so I don't have to deal with creepy guys.
>>684852900
No, and being younger than her and having a huge cock doesnt matter. If you dont pay for it shes gonna half ass it and watch the clock.
So grab her tits and ass as much as she'll let you.
If youre too nervous, just have a few to a lot of drinks beforehand.
>>684858197
>>684858197
I have thoughts on this as well, I've just been lurking but also am a massage therapist, fortunately i work at a high end spa that usually deals with housewife's and couples, so same boat here. Are you femanon?
>>684858197
Some places are legit, some places are dirty. If you don't want to give handjobs, you don't work at Ye Olde Handjobbe Shoppe. It's as simple as that.
>>684848669
Girls boys any age any fetish.
Humans are on the same level as livestock with these people
>>684858197
I had a fuck buddy , she is a massage therapist, but she loved when guys would jerk it in front of her. She would give me a massage then a happy ending. She got married and wont do sexy massage stuff anymore.
>Yes she hears happy ending jokes every day.
>>684858036
>>684858036
i cant do the whole middle aged woman with wrinkly features. even if they give grade A HJS
>>684858617
Nope, I'm a guy. Sorry to disappoint. I work with a pediatric clinic so I don't really have control of my appointments, my job isn't shifty besides that though.
>>684848669
Girls boys any age any fetish.
humans are on the same level as farm animals with these people
>>684845025
would your gf allow it? no so its cheating. but who cares
>>684859347
Different strokes for different folks, mate!
I loooove mamasans. My favorite part is when I get a hug at the end. That post-orgasmic cuddle is just great.
>>684859647
>>684859647
my gf doesnt allow it nor knows, i go twice every weekend,
>>684845025
>Are happy endings in massage parlors considered cheating?
Why don't you just ask your girlfriend for a handjob?
>>684859699
jesus fuck thats gross, its like expired cottage cheese
>>684845025
Lol.
Another lady has made you orgasm.
"Is wanking over webcam cheating?"
"Is seeing a prostitute cheating?"
"Is fucking your girl's sister cheating?"
You already knew the answer faggot, you were just asking for backup.
You're gonna do it anyway because deep down, you're a cheating cunt. There's your excuse, now ditch your girlfriend so she can get somebody who deserves her and go get your paid wank you fucking disgrace.
>>684845025
Austin?
>>684849133
how do you recognise the places that offer extras and how do you know what you're getting it? its not like there's a menu and i dont want to end up with just a massage
>>684859770
That sounds like an expensive hobby, mate. How long have you been doing that?
>>684859855
So many possible answers.
1. Maybe she doesn't want to give a handjob.
2. Maybe you want a handjob from a different woman.
3. Maybe you enjoy the thrill of the forbidden.
Etc, etc.
>>684858036
Thats awesome! Last time i went , i wondered if that ever happens. She was almost the same age as the "girl" but had the mom thing going.
>>684860131
Rubmaps is your menu, make a free account and look at old reviews.
>>684860155
Why would someone who enjoys the 'thrill of forbidden' be worried about it counting as cheating in the first place?
>>684859939
Holy cow, that's an angry post.
>>684860131
My rule of thumb , is if theyre open after dark and asian , theyre probably happy enders.
Especially summer, open after 8-9 oclock. For sure.
>>684860155
>>684860155
well i turned 18 recently, about 6 months ago. I started this whole thing about 2 months ago, I've racked up probably $3000 something in 2 months?
>>684848336
Very low, mama san keeps an eye on these ladies and routinely sends them back to south korea if any std's appear, thats to keep customers from complaining to the cops.
>>684845025
britabong here, anyone know how to find the good ones in the uk?
>>684860559
good tip, thanks dude
is this rubmaps shit actually legit? reading some old reviews and feel like it's too good to be true. are the hidden reviews about people walking out of there in cuffs?
i was very interesting in going to a place like this until randomly a post popped up on whisper saying the guy was at one and the cops raided the place...
i live in charlotte and its known to be a huge issue here..we have one of the worlds busiest airports so there are rub spots absolutely everywhere in the city.
>>684860843
probably go to back page and look up body rubs, they usually throw ads in for massage parlors
>>684845025
If they don't find out, nothing is considered cheating.
>>684859939
>ditch your girlfriend so she can get somebody who deserves her and go get your paid wank you fucking disgrace.
Not sure if a female poster or just beta level 9000
Either way tuck ya skirt bitch .. no bitch deserves nothing but dick
>>684859892
That's been whored out its whole life to strange men, who eat it and then regurgitate it right back into the container
>>684860995
well you have to look at it this way, getting a massage is not illegal. So if you go there intending on leaving with a happy ending just don't make it obvious if the law enforcement shows up. act like youve been waiting forever on the service and they will usually go on their way, ive had this happen to me and the masseuse ends up finishing me anyways
>>684845025
Yes, it is cheating
>>684860956
wondering the same thing, too cheap to go premium
>>684845025
another woman is going to jerk you off? are you going to tell your wife/gf about it? no? then its the definition of cheating retard.
The question is do you care.
>>684860995
If you can somehow find out the ones that just oped ( read: moved after being busted) they havent had any/as many complaints , less likely to be the next one raided.
Not sure how to do this without randomly noticing a new one.
>>684860574
You've had 30 massages in 60 days?
>>684861223
he said they put his picture in the johns section of the newspaper even tho he wasnt arrested
>>684861533
not all successful, and all i do is handjobs
>>684849133
>implying anal is something 'special' or even worth paying for at all
am i one of the few whites in westminster?
vocaroo com/i/s064ZLSI6dWl
Here's a random clip of me with a thin little 40-something Korean masseuse. I have recently been recording the audio of my visits for whatever degenerate reason. This audio clip is faint and underwhelming, but it's /b/ so why not just throw it out there.
We keep fairly quiet in this place, because only a curtains separate the rooms from the common area in the spa. The radio drowns out practically everything for that reason.
>>684862045
then what qualifies as 'special' to you, bondage?
>>684862435
what was going on in this clip?
nice audio by the way, she seems like shes enjoying herself bro
>>684862435
nice reconnaissance, got anymore
>>684861747
I've fucked one girl I've only been a repeat customer at two places. Haven't had a massage in a while but I have like a 90% success rate. Only ever been turned down twice, and have left happy maybe 15 times. So not quite 90. What's your success rate? I'm good looking with a big dick though, usually I don't even say anything I just get hard and they comment on it and grab it. One girl was blushing so hard she was turned on by my size, she made me feel special haha. The girl I fucked though was a legit 10/10, looked like a Korean porn star. I'm still confused if her tits were real or not, they were D's on a tiny frame but they felt so real. Do fake tits feel real these days?
>>684852900
bwah hahah
Yep. You're 19. and if you pull the "discount because I am so fucking pretty" shit with a whore she will either laugh at you,throw you out, or start adding on services for extra money to run your stupid ass wallet dry.
You get a discount after you start seeing a girl regularly.Hence the term "regular" in whorespeak.
Discounts . . .jesus christ honestly how the fuck did you survive this long?
>>684862435
nicee. she definitely enjoyed it
>>684862435
Thats hot, where was this at?
>>684862435
bumping for story on this exchange, also ever try and film these happy endings? you should invest in a spy camera
>>684862737
Thanks. I'm fucking her missionary here, and taking it easy, because she had been teasing me and sucking me off to the point where I was ready to nut upon penetrating her. The girls at this place are lots of fun, and they know how to get it out of you. I need to jerk off beforehand on future trips.
>>684862863
Thanks. I have one more from another girl at this place, but the audio is even worse, if you can imagine that. I'll see if I get grab anything good from it.
>>684860131
You can't really tell just by looking at the place. There are some clues, but they're not totally reliable. You can also check for yourself, but you have to be prepared for possible disappointment.
Basically:
1. Rubmaps
2. Spahunters
3. Backpage
>>684863061
Thanks, Anon.
>>684863086
Thanks, but I'm pleading the 5th on specific location. Pennsylvania.
>>684863401
I would love to do video but I also don't want to betray their trust. Weird, I know, but these chicks are really cool at this place. Maybe if I was hate-fucking them. For now, I'll stick with anonymous audio.
I'm getting another clip together from me and my favorite lady.
>>684863441
>>684863948
are these woman nice on the eyes, or are they like solid 5s and 6s
>>684864093
They aren't always hot, but these particular Korean ladies at the place I monger looked good. They go heavy on the eye makeup and fake lashes, of course. Who knows how homely they look when they aren't dolled up.
Like a few said above, if you are particular, ask for a lineup, or ask for someone you've heard good reviews of. Doesn't guarantee you'll get her, though.
I have really high standards, how high is the percentage of hot women at these places? I feel like if i got an older aged woman or a fucking ugly chick id just bail and want my money back.
>>684852900
>but do you think I could be able to get a discount?
>>684863948
>>684863948
lurking, nice stuff man
anyone know of any legit porn like this?
>>684862435
>>684863948
vocaroo com/i/s0K2HY4S6gmU
Here's the other decent clip one. Fucking a little 40-something back-walker here. She's my favorite there so far.
>>684852900
They're scared of young guys.
You faggots can't keep your mouths shut. Next thing you know the place is flooded with teenage virgins who then blab about it on social media. Then the police shut it down.
They like older men who have money and tip well for good service. Not kids who try to jew them down for a discount.
>>684864487
It varies widely. At some places, the girls are like models. At others, they are very ordinary.
Personally, I am not too impressed with looks. Frequently, the best-looking girls are not very warm or professional. I love the aged mamasans, they check my slanty-eyed box and my milf box at the same time. But your mileage may vary.
>>684860574
thats a fucking joke right? please stop, isn't this kind of thing supposed to be a quick relief, not a fucking everyday hobby. you're spending more than a drug addict, fucking jerk yourself off to save money once in a while
>>684865547
I'm in my 30s but look younger. I've never experienced that kind of reaction from a provider.
I do think if you have a super cocky or ignorant attitude, that annoys them. Do your homework first.
>>684865773
once i got a taste of those soft small asian hands with lotion around my cock its hard thing to stop.
>>684860574
I hate to say it, but
>>684865773
this guy is right.
If you're 18, where are you even finding this money? You should be spending that much PER YEAR, tops.
>>684866057
Hnggggg, those tiny yellow fingers.
Although I'm not a big fan of the lotion.
>>684866098
>>684865773
my dad owns a large business so i get like a monthly allowance , it varies from 10k to 15k depending on how kept up i keep the house
>>684866390
Holy fuck.
In that case, feel free to get as many handjobs as you like.
But just checking, do you have any idea how much money that is? I didn't break above $50k until I was 30 and I have multiple degrees.
Been browsing the thread, I guess I'll share my experience
>last year, I get out of a long, toxic abusive relationship
>she did me dirty, as I did her dirty as well
>browsing on back page just DAYS after breakup bc I'm a dirty rotten mother fucker
>see ad for massage not too far from my house
>I pull out about $150 from ATM and head over full speed
>as confident as I was with my decision, I'm nervous as FUCK as I park and walk to the door
>enter and see nice little waiting room entrance and an adorable asian qt greet me telling me to come in
>still nervous as fuck, I tell her "I saw you were doing the $40 hour special" and she tells me "ok ok ok come in" like she already knew what was up
>I give her the $40 and she leads me through a little hallway with several doors to private rooms and she opens the last one and tells me to take off clothes and wait for masseuse
>still nervous as all fuck. I'm about to get rubbed down and rubbed out by a stranger
>I get naked, hide my wallet underneath my pants for easy access for when I'll have to pay more, then lay down face-first and put the towel on my ass
cont...
>>684866390
You should be flying to Amsterdam for legit brothels with that kind of money.
>>684866390
Now I know this is bait
>>684866599
he thinks that $3000 i dropped is put into stocks, i told him that i invested with 15k last month, so thats my limit as of now for handjobs. ill probably get over it after 6 months
>>684845025
Yes it is cheating in any scenario except one in which you ask ahead of time if that is OK with your partner.
>>684866057
get a gf, shit get an asian gf. you need these formative years to develop social skills, especially with girls. young attractive girls too hopefully, not squeezing the saggy tit of some 50yo chinese woman in some dank backroom. try and get free unlimited handys from someone you dont have to pay, it cannot be healthy to continue this habit
>>684866982
if you're young and rich at least fucking waste your money on some high quality hookers and some blow or something. not these steel wristed middle aged asian women.
>>684845025
You know whats cheating? If you tell your girlfriend youre fucking around with another woman, beta
>>684866730
continued
>I remember all the tips I read on these massage places, and start building a fucked up plan to get my dick stroked
>lady knocks lightly on door, then opens it just a bit, I tell her to come in
>it's a different ladty than the one at the counter, she asks me if this is the first time I've been here, which is a HUGE thing, so I've read when browsing the web for tips
>any time they ask you if you've been there before, always say yes
>not only will you be more likely to get some action, but it's gonna make them feel less nervous and take some edge off
>plus, they won't hesitate to go right for your cock
>so, the lady walks in, confirms that I want an hour, and turns on the cheesy oriental music on a little radio
>I'm usually really tense, so I tell her to start massaging me hard and not worry about hurting me
>her little soft hands are no match for my muscles and back pain.
>Or my dick
>she continues on my back for about 25 minutes or so, then tells me to turn around
>"Oh boy, here we go"
>in my head, I'm still going nuts a nervous fuck
cont...
>>684866946
Lol.
>>684866982
Basically.
>>684867059
Eh, somewhat overrated. If I had hooker money in my 20s, I would totally have bought hookers with it.
>>684866851
That's an idea, too.
>>684845811
That is a good site to use, make sure to take cash only because if you use a card they might think you're not going to want one.
As far as cheating I don't think so. I believe it's part of the massage they're giving you.
>>684867867
awaiting with bated breath
>>684867867
Man, I remember my first massage. (It was a bit awkward because the girl kept speaking to me in Chinese--I couldn't convince her that I'm not Chinese.)
i want to watch some legit porn on this shit, anyone have links? everything i find is production quality
>>684868602
Look up keywords like "hidden" "parlor" "massage".
What do i say when i first walk in? can someone list out the whole process. 20 yo male here nervous as fuck
>>684867867
continood
>I turn around, and the lady helps me with the towel
>she starts to massage my legs, starting with my calves
>she goes higher and her kneading grows more and more intense
>she starts to go in for the thighs / inner thighs and with each long stroke up and down my leg, she brushes the side of my sack / dick underneath my towel
>"oh yeah, this bitch knows exactly what she's doing" I think to myself as I start getting harder and harder
>I know she knows that I'm getting hard because the towel was lifted a good couple inches and she started to slow down
>she then does it, she softly strokes my dick then asks me, "you want?" with this adorable look on her face
>fuckin' jackpot
>with a stupid smile and a rock hard cock, I nod my head yes
>"How much?"
>"Fifty"
>"Mkay", so I get my naked ass up and grab my wallet then give her the money, she puts it away in her pocket, as she was wearing jeans with a little thin t shirt
cont...
>>684845025
dude if you need to ask, you already have your answer...
>>684869029
keep going
>>684869029
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>>684868958
say something like this,
>me want sucky sucky, only pay 40 dola
>>684848236
disgusting
>>684868958
walk in and take a shit on the front counter, it means you want full service
>>684869029
Capping
can someone just post a quick tips and tricks, like a 1. - 20. guide
>>684865571
>>684865571
shes a hot milf, id go for that any day
>>684863051
>Hence the term "regular" in whorespeak.
Implying that's not a common term and is somehow related to the concept of a discount.
>>684869029
continood
>So, I'm in, I'm finally where I never thought I'd be; naked in a room getting my dick rubbed by a woman who can hardly speak the English language
>she grabs for the oil, puts a little bit more on her hands and on my pubic area, and she goes all in
>starts off slow, then it gets a little more intense
>I'm a pretty big guy (insert Bane joke here) and she tells me how big I am and how nice it is, how she likes it, etc...
>I won't lie, getting out of the recent relationship and all, I thought this was very nice and it made me a lil happy
>I'm on my back and shes on my side, so I start to touch and grab her ass a bit, going into the inside of her legs
>she tells me if I like it, if it's good, etc...
>keep grabbing and touching her, see if I'd get stopped and see how far I could get, so I go under her shirt and start to feel on her small tits a little
>she then starts to lightly moan and we get into this intense, passionate, synchronized dick - stroking-tit - grabbing, it was really something
>she then goes full kung fu grip on me when I start to go under her bra and feel her nipples
>I start squeezing her nipples a little and they vegan to get heard, then, finally, her grip was ready to defeat me
>I tell her I'm going to cum, and she puts her hand in front of my cock to block the shot
>I cum fucking buckets. One of thee most intense orgasms I've ever felt
>She cleans me up, gets a hot, moist towel and cleans the oil from all of my body, starting with my cock, and she gives me a little cup of water, then leaves to let me change
>I walk out of there and she tells me to have a nice day, and she was so damn adorable, I went in for a gentle hug, and she hugged me back
>I walk out the building, feeling like a million bucks.
>It was a good day
And the rest, my /b/ros, is history
Since then, I've been to that spot about 10 times and its been successful every time, even with the newbies that haven't been there a week.
AMA, I'd be happy to share some tips
>>684869029
taking sooo long
>>684871059
damn dude, what city you from?
>>684871059
Do you only go to that spot, if not whats your method on finding new spots on backpage?
>>684845025
I've probably fucked 15ish masseuses over the past 5 years or so
Female masseuses are the fucking best. They're down for anything and love big, hard cocks who want to live out their fantasies with them. Almost every one can deepthroat, loves it in the ass, and let me cum in them over and over.
Pic related, it's my cock and the reason these ladies are down to let me fill their holes with cum.
>>684871507
>and love big, hard cocks
you have a small one though, how do they react to that, i'm only asking because I'm at 5.5 inches.
>>684871507
fucking kek
>>684852900
This is now a cringe thread
>>684871507
what are you clocking in at 4 inches? thing looks massive
>>684871821
Well I doubt they'll laugh you out of the spa. They probably prefer relatively smaller.
Their pussies are products for their customers, they take cock all day, so they tend to be hesitant and may ask you to take it easy on them if you are above average.
>>684871821
tiny dick here, 4.5 inches. im chubby too so it almost goes up inside me when im flaccid. They really dont care, she didnt say anything about how big it was, but either about it being small. As long as you pay and dont smell bad theyll take care of you.
>>684845025
if some girl manually gives you an orgasm that isn't your girlfriend, then yes, you're obviously cheating
some girls even consider kissing cheating
>>684871290
The small city of Lakewood, California. The spot was in Norwalk, just a few minutes away
>>684871428
That's the spot for me. I never get ripped off, I'm already known, and the women are nice as they are good.
When it comes to finding new spots, always look for reviews, or lack-of. If it looks like a nice place where families go, in a really nice neighborhood or location and there is very little privacy, then it won't be worth going. Try not to go to cities you aren't familiar with. And if you do, look for reviews. Whether it be recent reviews on google, yelp, and of course rubmaps.
If the ads on backpage are posted a lot and aren't brand-new, just-opened locations, it means they're in the business.
>>684872270
i have this problem too where it looks like I'm uncircumcised, i have to peel the skin back like its a fucking 2 inch banana. most annoying shit ever
>>684872479
wow thats where i from, i definatley got to look around for this place, its gona be my first time
>>684872479
how much would a newcomer have to spend at this joint for a nice handjob
Guess ill share my first experience.
>Fat 20y/o virgin. Decide i wont become a 21 y/o virgin
>decide to go AMP route
>Find the seediest place i can for full service. Korean, Open till midnight, advertising all over backpage
>Show up nervous as fuck. Ring the doorbell and little 40 something asian woman comes out.
>She takes my hand without saying anything and drags me inside and shows me to a room
>As soon as were inside and the door is closed she pulls up her shirt and puts my hand on her bare chest
..Cont
>>684872642
tell me about it dude, Why couldnt i just be blessed with a big dick.
>>684872642
same boat, its cause your probably 10 - 20 pounds over weight. this used to not happen to me when i was lean.
>>684873120
keep going
>>684873046
Just bring about $50 more than you think you'll need. If you don;t have a clue how much you'll be spending, then bring about $150-200
>>684872479
califag here whats this place called, your story really inspired me to go get my first rubdown. i live in long beach
>>684873120
>Alright, very straightforward, not what i was expecting. Thought theyd put me through at lease some sort of test.
>She gives me the prices and tells me 40$ for half hour
>tell her i want everything, she seems excited and asks if i want table shower
>I agree and she hands me a towel and before i can even wrap it around myself she drags me through the hallway naked right past another masseuse and middle aged dude heading to a room,
>i try to cover up but fail and just walk by and pretend they arent there
>Once in the TS room i lay down and she soaps me up real good. running her hands everywhere and playing with my nuts and shit
>One thing that annoyed me is that she kept trying to make small talk, I cant understand 90% of what she says cause her accent is really bad
>I just say yeah every few minutes and she goes on and on
>Finally head back to room and she starts massaging my back for a minute before i flip over
..cont
>Finally
>>684874345
i hate that small talk shit too, its like shut up and beat me off
>>684874662
Aaand this is why you're paying for this shit
>>684874301
Ah, I'd reveal the name of this place, but I wouldn't do such a thing here. Just browse back page and follow tips from here >>684872479
LB has a lot of places, tho. Just browse BP, ma man.
>>684874833
got it thanks, are there any other websites besides rubmaps i can look at reviews? i dont really feel like paying a premium membership just to look at what people are saying
>>684875108
Try ECCIE. You won't get all the details w/o a premium account, but you can at least glean some valuable details from what you can see of the reviews.
>>684874345
bump
>>684874345
do they all do this? small talk
>>684874345
>The massage itself kinda relaxed me and i wasnt hard when she flipped me over and she could see that.
>For some reason she thinks this is a good time to tell me a story about her kids or something
>Yet again i cant understand shit and just lay there and say yeah.
>This goes on for like 5 straight minutes and im just sitting there flaccid as shit
>As soon as i think shes wrapping up she starts playing with my cock a little more and teasing a bit
>Then she stops again and keeps talking
>Alright ive had enough of this, decide to make a move
>very nervously grab her and pull her over closer and start sticking my hand down her pants to feel up her nice ass, she doesnt seem to mind and just keeps talking.
>Eventually try to pull up her shirt and she finally gets the hint and takes it off for me
>For a second realize how weird the situation is, I just have my hand down this 40 year old korean ladies pants while im laying there naked on a table as she tells me some long story about her family.
>I move her hands onto my junk and tell her to finish the story afterward cause i was just too horny and she was wasting my time
...one more
what are the risks of getting oral from these places? diseases and shit
>>684875590
Not all. Some are quiet and reserved, and some are better at the chitchat (read: witty, flirty, and decent at English) than others.
My real question is this, what are the odds of me walking into an amp, and paying and even tipping, just to find out its a straight massage place? has this happened to anyone?
>>684876046
Most places in the US won't blow you uncovered. The great thing is that these girls are amazing ad BJs, to the point that you can hardly notice when they slip the rubber on with their mouths.
>>684876432
im sure it happens a lot, thats why you have to do your research, but generally if you walk into one of those massage parlors with the blinds closed and the big OPEN sign you usually have an 80% chance of getting a handjob at least
>>684870434
It's very simple. Just do your homework on the web ahead of time, and be nice to the ladies when you get there. If the provider isn't feeling like the service, don't make a fuss; that's the kind of thing that attracts police attention. Just accept what you're offered, if they offer it, and tip appropriately.
>>684871059
Winrar. Especially the hug. A good hug is worth a lot.
>>684875590
No. Some do, some don't. Some customers enjoy that, some don't.
>>684875601
> she thinks this is a good time to tell me a story about her kids or something
OMG. My sides... XD
>>684876762
i don't wanna pay for the rubmaps subscription or anything, and i live in a medium sized town, so guess ill just have to go off their availble reviews
>>684876432
Yeah, it's happened to me. Sometimes they won't offer you extras if it's your first time to the shop, but you'll unlock the menu for subsequent visits.
But don't worry, if you don't get any extras, you won't have to waste your money on a big tip. You can tip like $10-$20 depending on how good the massage was.
>>684877153
yeah but i thought the whole deal was to place a big cash tip in their view right before the massage.
>she starts rubbing away and after a min brings her mouth into the picture.
>I make my way down her pants and start rubbing around. Im sure she could tell it was my first time cause i had no idea what i was doing and just kinda went for it
>I was a full blown virgin, nothing past kissing before so i was in heaven.
>After a couple second i shoot up on the table and remembered I didnt put a condom on,
>Oh shit i was so caught up in the moment, and my cocks been in her mouth already.
>Im about to freak out until i see a wrapper for it next to the chair and realize she slipped it on with her mouth and i was so caught up i didnt even notice .
>Thanks korean lady, i owe ya one.
>After a min i feel like i could bust at any minute so no more foreplay
>I stand up and she takes the hint and sits down on the table for some standing missionary
>She grabs my cock and lines me up
>Im fucking ready at this point and just jam it on in there but it worked out okay cause she was wet enough.
>Holy shit, im having the sex
>keep grabbing her tits and put a finger on her clit like I see in pornos
>after a min she starts moaning and whining and it turns me on
>Those high pitched asian squeals
>I bust after not even 3 minutes but just lean over and dont pull out for a min
>She says "Oh so fast! You feel betta now?"
>Oh yeahhhhhhhhh
>She says "So quick *laughs* you want go again?
>In the moment im just like fuck yeah, reach for my wallet and give her another 20 to push it up to an hour
>Shechanges the condom and blows me again for another 5 minutes till im ready to go.
>Start with some doggy but it didnt go to well cause i gots me a baby penis
>We switch over to cowgirl and she rides me hard as hell.
>this was about 2 years ago and ive had sex 3 times since then but never as hard as she was going
>I slow down to not cum so quickly and she thinks that i finished so she gets up
sorry just a lil more
>>684877375
They won't steal your money. Even if you leave a pile of money out, the provider won't touch it until you offer it to her.
Personally, I don't leave money lying around. Some people use it as a signal, but it isn't necessary.
>>684845025
Would masturbation be considered cheating and at the same time abortion?
>>684877583
So far so fun.
These ladies are really doing a public service.
>>684877725
Depends on how Catholic you are.
Alright Ill share my story
>be me
>be 42 year old virgin
>be wanting some good fuck fuck
>be going to the handjob store
>i go in
>other 42 year old asian lady is there
>i get nervous
>she asks "wha you wan?"
>i pull out my dick now
>i say "suck it, bitch"
>she goes ewww and pulls put a lightsaber
>a lightsaber comes out of my dick
>we go at it
>suddenly I shoot my load after she jerked me off with her light saber for about an hour
>suddenly she comes up from behind me
>suddenly she bends me over and pulls my pants down
>she attaches her mouth to my ass hole
>she sucks a log of shit as well as the atill digesting food that I ate from earlier out of my ass hole
And ill never forget it
>>684878526
Wait a minute... lightsabers aren't real.
I think this guy is a cop.
>>684877583
>She hops down and after a second starts to pull the condom off, big lack of communication here
>She does it really slow while moving her hand up and down
>As soon as she pulls it off i blast a huge load all over her
>a little gets in her hair and on her shoulders and arm
>She looks grossed out, i dont think she was one of the girls who would let me cum on her
>She starts cleaning me off with a warm towel
>I grab it and tell her she can go clean up cause she looked like she was not happy about it being in her hair lol
>I clean off and get dressed
>She left the door open and another fucking dude walks by the and looks in to see me naked sitting on the table, so make that 2 awkward run ins with other guys there...
>She comes back in after a minute all cleaned up.
>She leaned in and started to whisper something in my ear and i still couldnt fucking understand.
>I say what like 5 times and cant figure out any of the shit shes saying so i just say yeah a couple times again then start walking towards the door.
>She takes the hint. hands me a water bottle and leads me out.
>Says some more slant shit i cant follow at the door before giving me a hug and seeing me out
So thats about it lol. Afterwards I got really paranoid about the condom breaking or stds or the police recording and regretted it, but after a couple days i forgot. I just went through a break up last week so thinking about going back again
>>684879241
Ha, all in all, sounds like a good visit.
And you got that post-orgasmic hug! Win.
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Can someone call this place and say your interested in coming in for a massage and what they offer, pls vacaroo it. I'm too bitch to call
Well, my first experience went something like this...
>be me
>be 14 years old and still a virgin
>be in love with andy sixx
>be very in love with andy sixx
>be wanting to do anything with andy sixx, for andy sixx
>me reading newspaper one day
>I see an ad for a "Full Body Massage" parlor by the name of "Sixx's"
>me goes :D
>I head on over to the massage parlor
>I has $200 in cash on me
>I open the door
>Jynxx is there behind the front desk
>Jynxx says "hey there, baby. How's about I take that LOAD (he put emphasis on that word) off your busy day for you
>me says no
>me asks "Do you have the andy sixx special?"
>Jynxx says "Oh, yeah well it's the last door on the left."
>I go
>On the way, I pass by a room with an open door where a dead body lies bloodied on the massage bed
>Me to myself: "where the fuck am I?"
Continued...
>>684879793
lol. They aren't going to admit to any juicy services over the phone. If you suggest it, they're likely to hang up on you.
>>684879793
If you are too chicken to pick up the phone, you really think you'll have the balls to press that buzzer and climb those stairs?
... Yeah, I didn't think so.
>>684879936
>suddenly, andy sixx comes out of that room and closes the door behind him
>Andy trying to act all cool and chill and laid back and that there is no dead body in the room he just came out of.
>Sorry about that...
>I say thats fine.
>He eyeballs me
>He says "What's cookin, good lookin?"
>I ask "did you serously just say that?"
>He denies it
>I insist he did
>He denies it
>I continue to insist
>He denies
>I say he did
>Finally he says, so do you want to come with me into the next room or something?
>I says hell yeah
>He takes me by the hand
>We walk into the next room
>I go in first, and it's just a simple room with a single lamp and a massage table
>>684880386
Quick nigga
Pretty good thread, all told.
Always makes me smile when these threads come up.
>>684845025
>Is it cheating?
Depends. Lets say your gf gets a massage, and the dude fingers her and rubs her clit till she cums. Did she cheat on you?
There's your answer OP.
>>684880386
>He closes the door behind me and locks the 200 locks on the door
>I get on the bed
>He takes my clothes off
>I shit on the bed
>He eats the shit on the bed and then kisses me passionately on the mouth
>He then shits in a sundae cup
>Us both going 2 girls 1 cup on his shit
>POLICE COME IN NOW
>Two officers with their guns drawn
>Andy asks very casually: "Do you want in on this?"
>One officer says with a tear dripping down his face: "I though you'd never ask"
>officer rips off his uniform
>His partner asks "Are you serious?"
>Officer says: "We all have desires that our wives simply cannot please."
>Partner says in a very grossed out voice: "What the fuck?"
>Partner can't believe what the fuck is going on
>Partner pulls out his tazer for the hell of it and shoots Andy Sixx in the dick
>Electric pulses jerk andy off and cause him to cum a giant fucking load all over my face
>I lick it off and don't save any for the officer
>Officer gets angry and punches me in the face
>Officer tackles me to the ground and holds his hand out in front of my mouth
>Officer commands me to spit andys cum into his hands
>I do
>Officer licks every last bit of cum off his hand that I spit but originally came from andy sixx... literally
>Jynxx from earlier walks in
>Jynxx says: "Hey guys, I'm just here to grab my... what the fuck???!!!"
>Jynxx is shocked
>Jynxx is now accepting of the situation
>Jynxx grows aroused by the chaos
>Jynxx gets horny
>Jynxx gets naked
>>684881182
Agreed. Happy mongering, all. Those sideways twats won't fuck themselves!
are there any key tell tale signs of these spots on yelp? are there any avid yelp users that review these spots and low key give out code words and shit
>>684881771
nope, check rubmaps and usasexguide
>>684881337
>Jynxx starts jerking off
>Suddenly Gene Simmons comes into the room naked and starts jerking off at all the commotion
>Suddenly Leonardo DiCaprio comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Matthew McConaughey comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Pittbull comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Eminem comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Seth Rogen comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Jack black comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Bigfoot comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Tommy Lee Jones comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Christian Bale (AKA the Dubs Guy) comes into the scene and starts checking
>Michael Cera comes into the scene and starts Jerking Off
>Paul Stanley comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>David Letterman comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Robin Thicke comes into the scene and starts Jerking off
>The starbucks lady comes into the scene and starts jerking off
>Jared Fogle from subway comes into the scene and starts jerking off from his prison cell
>Everybody comes a giant fucking load of cum all over andy sixx's face and that's the end of my first happy ending massage
>>684881771
Yelp isn't the place to go. Use Rubmaps or ECCIE.
That said, if you see lots of reviews from women on Yelp, you can probably write that place off.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>684882176
>>684882082
sweet thanks
bumping for more tips and tricks,what if you only want a handjob and nothing else?
>>684883168
That's fine. Just make sure they offer extra services. If they do, they won't force you into more than you want.
>>684883168
when they see the tip on the table and they gesture to whatever say just handjob no oral
>>684883168
just be straight up try not to be shy you fuck, anyone know of any good places in the longbeach/lakewood area? good looking woman preferably
Any good place in Montreal or near?
>/b/ me a few weeks ago
>wife doesnt supply me with sex for over 2 months
>be horny as fuck
>go to a massage and get an hour massage
>seedy place with good reviews on rubmaps
>she is a hot 22 year old vietnamese
>nice slim body with 34C tits
>asks for a 1 hour massage
>pay mamasan $50 and i was led to my room to undress
>fast forward for 15 min of pathetic hand brushing on my back and tells me to flip over
>flip over with a rock hard dick that is 8 inches long
>she looks at it with awe and points to see what else she can provide
>i told her "bitch, boom boom now, sucky sucky for $100"
>she agrees and undress
>fuck her for 40 min straight and made her cum 3 times
>can feel her vaginal walls pulsating everytime she cums
>she was so wet and horny and told me to cum on her tits
>about to blow my load and was in doggy, i slapped her ass with the force of a thousand suns and it whipped her around
>cums on her face and tits with about a quart of man goo
>she cleans up and tells me to undress
>i got dress as quick as possible and paid her $20 in ones
>she thought it was a lot of money because of the stack of bills
>run out as quick as possible
>she noticed that i short changed her and started chasing after me when i was at the door, she was in the room
>i ran faster than a starving Nigerian in the Olympics
>she was semi-nude so she stopped after passing 3 offices
>turns around and can see her throwing her flipflops at me
>burn rubber in my civic
>never going back to that place
feelsgoodman.bat
>>684883168
HJ will usually cost you $40. If the girl is money hungry, or not into you, she will charge you $50 her to take off her cloths/ let you touch her/ let you suck on her tits.
But sometimes they girl will just charge you $40 for the hj and let you do all that.
There are some girls who will ask you for money straight away and some really cool girls who wont ask you for a tip at all! (don't be a dick though. tip them the standard $40)
It all depends where you go, the race and the age of the girl.
>>684884213
kek
>>684884213
you'll burn in hell for not paying her!
>>684855758
Where in the 'Burgh, brah? I'm going to go try this out myself.
>>684884258
so you get into the room and just hand them the $40? or leave it on a table somewhere.
>>684845025
OC kinda sucks, most of the places are legit or shut down, especially in Irvine.
>>684885132
>>684885132
name a few good spots in the surrounding area? maybe long beach, lakewood or anaheim? willing to travel to any of those cities just to get a good rubdown from at least a solid 7
>>684885132
From Huntington beach, any good spots you know of
>>684884569
I've never done neither. I always pay them $40 after the massage.
just make it clear to them what want. There will be a small white towel that you cover yourself with. When you lay down on the massage table, remove it or leave it half on your ass. Have your arms out when laying down. When she passes your arms, try to brush your hands on her legs. Soon she'll start to tease you and that's when you're good to go. A couple minutes after she flips you over for the chest massage, she'll tease more. If HJ are the only thing offered at the place, then she'll ask you something like "Massage here ok?" or something like that. Then SOMETIMES the girl will ask "How much?" Asking how much you will tip her. Always say $40. If she says something like "mmm $50?" Say, "All I have is $40" 10/10 from my experience, she will give you a HJ and will settle for the $40.
Anyone know of good spots around Detroit? Cant find any providers in the 20-35 range
>>684885643
thanks bro
PROTIPS:
>you can ask for a line up to see if there is one to see the girls
>you can always walk out, dont be a pussy, if they dont have the selection that you want
>if the women are ugly walk out
>if they dont have the women that you are attracted to, make up an excuse to walk out, say something like "do you have caucasians or latinas?" if they dont than walk out
>dont pay more than $40 for a handjob. if they ask for more and wont budge, get dress and leave, you have the power of the purse
>>684845025
dont cheat on your wife,if you do, fuck you
>>684885769
Dude - walk around Detroit with a $2 Bill hanging out of your shorts, and some crack ho' will suck yo' dick for it.
>>684885643
this is stupid advice and is forcing the hand. you brush your legs around her legs and she cuts your massage time. of course you paid for a massage so get a damn massage to make your moneys worth. brushing her legs 5 min into the massage, she will know that you want extra and make you flip over, boom, end of massage. stupid nigger.
>>684885969
sounds like you've been cheated on
>>684885972
kek
>>684885972
not looking for that kind of action but to each their own.
>>684885969
why?
>be me
>indonesia, bali
>go to massage parlor, seeking regular massage (really)
>asked "how many girls?"
>whatthefuck.com
>ask how much for each girl.
>$10 each girl for 1 hour
>nofuckingway.org
>tell them "four girls, two hours"
>four beautiful balinese girls come in, hair down to their asses, I shit thee not
>women strip naked, get me naked and bathe me first
>most awesome massage
>only two will fuck however, but other two agree to massage my balls while I fuck
>seriously considering moving to Bali full time just for the sex
>islamic assholes attack Ambon, then Bali shortly after that
>fuckthis.jpg
>move back to the States, but never forget Bali.
>>684886147
Again, it all depends where you go. That is why you use something like rubmaps to find out how the girl works. If you want a massage, and if the girl is truly a CMT, then she will tease and give you both an amazing massage. If you're there just the happy ending, then that's all on the dude. I always look for a girl who is both a CMT and gives good Happy endings. If had girls give me shit massages, but never had one cut the time. If she cuts the time then you're going to a shitty place with shady ass girls and you're a dumbass who can't keep track of time. If the girl give the HE early, she always continues the massage for the full duration from my experience.
http://biguz net/watch.php?id=150852&name=chinese-massage-parlor-hidden-camera-8
>>684887120
what is this, fuck is biguz
