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Name ONE funny female comedian
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>>684819515
Hillary Clinton
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Amy Schumer
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>>684819647
/thread
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>>684819515
Omega
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You're dad
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Wanda Sykes
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Nina Conti
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>>684819515
Kathleen Madigan
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justin bieber
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>>684819515

Ellen DeGeneres

BEFORE she came out of the closet.

>after that...ugh.
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Can someone recommend some good comedians like bill burr or dave chapel?
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Lucille Ball
Betty White
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>>684819515
gabrielle iglesias
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Leslie Jones
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>>684819737
Nice b8 m8
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Bill Burr
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>>684819981
Louis C. K.
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>>684819981
Dave chapel
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>>684819981
Bill burr or Dave Chappell
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>>684819515
Kind of ironic though that most of the comedy consists of hating her.
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>>684819737
''I GOT A VAGINA AND I FUCK'''
oh oh Amy you always crack me up
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>>684819981
Bill burr
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Doug Stanhope. You're welcome.
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I actually find Jenna Marbles funny
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>>684819981
Jim jeffries
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>>684819959
Totally agree, in the 90's she was awesome.
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>>684819515
Trick question. There aren't any.
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Dan coke
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>>684819981
Have you tried watching bill burr? He's pretty dope
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>>684819515
Pro tip: You can't
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>>684819515
Phyllis Diller
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>>684820140
I'd fuck that bitch like I wanted to raise offspring with her.
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>>684820197
Never watched, but she seems super ditzy.
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>>684819515
tina fey
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The pregnant asian chick on netflix was ... okay. Like its always that they start out with material and then are just like nah.... period period period vagina vagina.
Not that male comics dont bring up their dick alot, but dicks are funny as shit, a vagina is just a sad cave that sucks your money into it, and breaks down halfway through.
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>>684819515
Chelsea peretti is kind of funny, sometimes. That whore makes my dick stand up.
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>>684819981
Tom Segura. The most recent comedian I've seen that is genuinely funny. He had 2 specials on Netflix right now.
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>>684819981
Jim Jeffries. Bill hicks. Louie Ck.
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Marianna Cordoba
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>>684819981
Check out Dave Chapel bro
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>>684820308
It's always an on off thing with me. Some times I wanna fuck her but other times I just think she looks anorexic and gross.
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>>684819515
Carlos Womancia
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>>684819981
BIll burr, Dave Chapel, Louis Ck, Jim jeffries, Tom segara, Bill hicks
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>>684820157
The question is who does she fuck? She looks awful.
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>>684820308
So, you would ejaculate in her vagina? Ideally at the peak of her fertility?
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>>684819959
That HBO special was brilliant for clean observational comedy. Kinda Like saying you're amazing at chugging non alcoholic beer but still.
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>>684819515
Carol Burnett
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>>684820537
Lol fuckin Netflix warrior
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Sam Bee
Sarah Silverman
Jessica Williams
Iliza Schlesinger

Having said that, there pretty much aren't any legitimately funny stand-up comedians. It's mostly just sad attempts at shock value laughs and being loud / making weird noises. It's shit.
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>>684820322
Also, many male comics make fun of their dick and criticize it, while modern female comics act like their vagina is the best thing ever.
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>>684819515

Julia Louis Dreyfus, if she's reading material written by men.
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>>684819515
Your mother !
You're the biggest joke ever made !
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>>684820670
Was just about to post this. Thanks anon.
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>>684819515

Not a standup, but Tina Fey.

There are no funny female standups, that is true.
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>>684820322
That literally is the first vagina joke that ever made me laugh.

>a vagina is just a sad cave that sucks your money into it, and breaks down halfway through

Either you're a man and are just better at telling jokes or I'm a misogynist. Or both.
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>>684819981
Yourself
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>>684820740
OOOOOOW roasted!
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>>684820197
Don't know if she would be considered a comedian. She makes some funny videos, but i don't think she would succeed in standup.
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>>684819515
Iliza Scleninger
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>>684820264
This.
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>>684820740
Roasted
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>>684819515
Ariana Grande
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>>684820320
No
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>>684820740
Rekt
OP is literally kill
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>>684819515
OP
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>>684821039
I can't stand her voice. She sounds like a stroke victim.
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>>684820671
Doesn't mean he is wrong though.
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>>684821301
Kek
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>>684820740
>OP right now.
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>>684819981
Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, kim jong un
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>>684819515
Prptip: You can't.
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>>684821013
Her first Netflix special was good. Had some actually funny moments. But the second one she did was just bad. Also, does she have more photos like this?
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Love this bitch
chelsea peretti
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The talking cheese from that movie. Fuck you you faggot nigger chucklefuck I just want to cr
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>>684821640
This. These guys are just crowd killers.
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Margaret cho
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>>684819515
Jo Brand
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>>684822469
hue hue hue
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>>684821836
She has a lot of photos like this out there.
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>>684819737
That cow isn't funny, she only do jokes of fucking niggers and shit..
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Hello
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I have yet to meet a funny woman.
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Georgia Carolina
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Bernadette Peters
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>>684819515
Carrot Top
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