Post a pic of your favorite bird
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Post a pic of your favorite bird
>>684797715
>>684798184
so cute
>>684797715
>>684798000
So your chicken did this to me?....
also checked.
favourite tough bird.
>>684799588
I think that's a duck, holmes. Also, checked.
>>684797715
What's an araven
There is something beautiful about how vultures fly
They barely clap their wings, they just soar
This particular Sparrow I found and raised, I released it about a week after this picture was taken.
The legendary secretary bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhsdgfI1bik
>>684798184
looks so cute.
pic related just looks badass
>>684800804
sexy
>>684799979
how can corvids be so cute
this is a crime against my sensibility
I am going to die from cuteness overload
>>684797715
https://youtu.be/qmXqnrMYTgc?t=33s
>>684800401
Kek here's my two favorite spooky birds
>>684800107
I agree
not fucking pigeons fuck those disgusting flying noisy rats. Seriously go extinct pls
>>684797715
these cunts
fav bird
>>684801858
that's not a birb silly goose
>>684801755
Jackdaws make good pets if you have a lot of time on your hands. My friend had one and it learned to say a couple of words.
>>684797715
Birds are not that important
>>684801755
>>684802473
I shot a about a dozen of these cunts over the last two weeks, keep trying to build nests in my sheds
>>684802473
How did he tame it ?
>>684802691
don't shoot corvids they're intelligent !
you big meanie !
Drillfinch
>>684802752
I only shoot the ones that cause a nuisance, the bastards even blocked my chimney! I poked two full wheelbarrow loads of sticks out of it with the chimney sweep
Willy Wagtails are fearless, here's one beating up an eagle
These guys. They just eat worms at the yard and chill, then just leave. When they make noise it's quiet enough not to bother me. Also when they're around the noisy little birds go away.
>>684802473
>>684802723
yup, had one as a pet once too, they fell out of the nest and their parents were dead, one died because it broke all it's bones, the other didn't.
you have to RAM the food into their throats, that's the only way they want to eat until they're about 3 months, from then on they'll begin to eat worms and shit. they get attached to you sinds you feed them, they sit on your shoulder and it's just great. got it to talk too, that is instead of saying CAW like normal jackdaws this fucker said KAREL KAREL (carl in dutch), it could also repeat some other words you said.
>>684803084
lmao
>>684803301
what kind of food ?
>>684803242
are they scared of you ?
>>684799435
The only correct answer.
>>684803711
>are they scared of you ?
well if I go to the yard they'll start looking at me, and if I get closer they fly away. But I don't bother them and they don't bother me.
>>684801100
r u that tranny?
>>684803711
can't really remember since it was a long time ago but I'm pretty sure the pet store had something specifically for raising birds, resembled this, only more liquid and not in balls but in a big tub
>>684804238
thanks
>>684803998
neato
>>684804431
don't kidnap them from their nests please, it's a lot of effort to care for these things and they shit all over the place. also jackdaws are smart and hold grudges, they'll attack you if you steal from their nests
>>684797715
>>684798939
>>684799826
>>684799979
>>684801755
corvid the best, fuck the rest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEaJCuXwiwE
>>684804814
also swallows, these cunts eat a billion insects per day. ever since they moved into my barn i haven't seen a single mosquito in a kilometer around
>>684804716
I'm not going to capture a baby bird, don't worry.
I'm going to try to raise a raven in the future, I had the luck of having a jay come into my garden and get attached to me after I fed him some of my cereals. He stayed for a month and Ioved him, and he disappeared. I'd just like to experience something similar again.
>>684797715
tell me more
>>684798000
Nice game
Birdie gangbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvHVZZpiBQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do Lyrebird. worth watching. Have no pic, sorry.
>>684803255
That bird has seen some shit.
mmmmmm
>>684810605
so good
Make way for the best buerrd
>>684801100
here's BIRD
>>684810605
here's kiwi
we can almost get the entire tranny crew together.
>>684811326
what type of dog is this?
>>684797715
>black cock
>>684811277
what are you talking about
>>684811747
there's some /lgbt/ avatarfags that use these exact images
>>684798184
ey what bord is this
>>684812524
kakapo
>>684812524
>>684812601
It's a dirty land parrot, here's a vid of it trying to fuck stephen fry
https://youtu.be/Opv8vZ6RvB0?t=109
>>684812032
what are those birds
>>684813113
a kakapo
>>684813732
more like a KEKapo
>>684813909
didn't you hear? kek and zozzle are out. the new meme is "top moist"
>>684797715
Free Bird!
Dogbirds
the DUCK
>>684815134
nice
Don't brag about your swag cannabis yolo life, and none will bother you. Then you don't need to get it out of your system.
>>684815436
wtf am i doing, sorry here's a bird
WHO?
>>684815697
Legs for sure.
Could the bird with arms even fly?
>>684804115
That bird has a prolapse for a head.
>>684802545
birds are VERY important
>>684815797
naw but it could carry a gun and roast that nigger
>>684815533
thanks dubs
>>684813625
Crows
>>684815134
>>684815374
I laughed at those posts for like one minute straight, fuck
>>684815697
legs for sure
>literal flying kicks
>>684815697
Bird with arms, of course, it can use weapons so the other will be it's bitch in less than 10 seconds.
>>684805231
Do it with a human. "Raise" a child like you would a bird, with complete dominance over them.
These mofos right here.
>>684816170
a human is too much legal hassle
I'm not looking for dominance you sick fuck
>>684801755
i hate them
they always steal the food i put out for the tits
>>684815976
Kek
>>684815976
The leg bird could just swoop in and kick the shit out of the arm bird. Or pick him up and drop him.
It would be like beating Bowser w/ Mario on Nintendo. Jump over him and attack from behind.
>>684816376
Unconditional love and complete reliance upon you. You sure? Everyone needs a little lovin some time or another.
Indigo Bunting. There's a lot around here and they're the most beautiful imo or owls haha
>>684815976
Top moist
>>684815976
Filthy Frank's roast sound clip always plays in my head when I read posts such as this.
>>684816756
An owl flew into my front door the other day. It was just the glass door so it must have seen a reflection. It left an owl print on the glass.
Thankfully it wasn't hurt, just stunned for a few minutes on the porch. It was really cool to get a chance to see it (from inside, I didn't bother it) up close. After about 5 minutes it shook itself off and flew away just fine. Beautiful bird.
>>684816914
please tell me, that this is just some chick.
>>684816914
Um... wrong fucking pic...
>>684817415
Their babies are the ugliest thing in existence but I love them
>>684817415
>>684817589
Did you ever dissect owl pellets in school? For some reason we did it like every week in 4th or 5th grade. Then tried to put the skeleton back together. Looking back, that was kinda fucked up.
>>684818554
I had to dissect dead rats
