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Hello /b/ i'm about to put this pizza in the oven, dubs

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Hello /b/ i'm about to put this pizza in the oven, dubs decide which extra ingredients I add
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LOVE
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your face
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semen
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I'd say some dill, or parsley, or even spring onion.
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>>684796780
200 g onions
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shit
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>>684796780
cum
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>>684796842
I like this. Rolling for Love.

Optionally, Love in the form of semen.
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semen
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Cum
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>>684796780
The most expensive cat food you can find at the grocery store.
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>>684796897
reroll
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all the salt you can find
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Apple.

Cut up an entire apple, add it to the pizza, cook, eat.
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>>684796780
Semen and 400 g bread
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More cheese
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funny post
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>>684796970
Reroll
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>>684796947
roll
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>>684796780
Cum
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>>684796980
Rerolling for this.
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>>684796780
nails
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Tomato's, onions, grated potatoes
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Sugar, and spice, and everything nice!
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>>684796780
Bacon
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shit & jizz
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Rollin for cum
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>>684796780
if trips you scratch all the ingredients off the pizza
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cum
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>>684797055
Better deliver
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5KG of sugar
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>>684796980
Reroll, you're eating cat food, damn it!
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lighter fluid
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>>684796780
Cum and some blood
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>>684797055
Winrar
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>>684797099
winrar
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cum ofc or if u can fart on it
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>>684796780
Magic mushies
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>>684797055
WE HAVE A WINNER, GENTLEMEN!
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>>684797055
Winrar

> I choose cum
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>>684796780
cow rabies
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dogshit
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An entire cabbage
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>>684797055
Op here, dubs have spoken. Will cut nails, pretty short though
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>>684796780
Almonds
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>>684796780
dirt.
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>>684797226
Those best be activated fam
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Shampoo
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>>684797219
add semen
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Kankernederlander
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Decomposing flesh from your closest grave yard, have to put the ring of the but hole and some inside organ on it whater else you decide
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>>684796897
roll
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>>684797323
Bump
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>>684797219
Not the kind of nails I was talking about, friendo. Make em rusty.
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>>684796780
pubes. lots'o pubes.
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a bowl of eggs
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>>684796780
Razor blades
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>>684797373
Bump the bump
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Handful of pubes
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>>684797323
Roll
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>>684797219
add cum!
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>>684797323
Rollin
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>>684796780
>Steenoven
>Steinofen
Its like you guys are a parody of us.
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Adding these to the pizza, hope you can see it when its finished
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>>684797511
Winner
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>>684796780
Shit
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Take a shit, microwave for 10 minutes at max power pour it on the pizza
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mountain dew + doritos
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>>684797561
METAL NAILS, you shit-dicked retard.
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>>684796936
Rollin
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>>684797511
Can someone watch my pizza while I quickly fap?
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>>684797925
yea sure i don't have anything better to do tho
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Motor Oil
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Vergeet de hagelslag niet!
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75 posts and nobody has said "jews" yet.
Summer is a bit early this year indeed.
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>>684798671
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oven cleaner
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>>684797511
WINRAR
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16 lb of cheese
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>>684796780
Public hair
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>>684796780
Your filthy dick cheese
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250g butter
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>>684796780
Rolling for your own cum...
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>>684798671
>if i accuse others of being a summerfag nobody will know im a reddit fag

refer to
>>684798846
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>>684796780
Pubic hair
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>>684797082
Just do this for /b/
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niggers
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Dog cum
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Pussy hair
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Garlic
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>>684797511
deliver, OP
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>>684796780
This post is dubs. You scrape everything off the crust and eat the bread.
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>>684796780
jalpinos
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SPERM...not yours
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>>684797511
do it fagit
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>>684796780
your own shit
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bleach
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>>684801999
GAME OVER OP
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>>684801999
RIP
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>>684801999

trips = one shitty pizza
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>>684801999
ebin
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>>684801999
Rip
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>>684801999
Winrar

and don't forget to deliver OP
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blood
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>>684801999
>MFW
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>>684802172
this
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Waiting for OP to deliver.
>Inb4 OP is a faggot.
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kankermongool, presenteer je postcode flikker.
kan me niet verrotten wat je op die pizza pleurt.

wie wat waar?
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>>684804040
Achterlijke Nederlanders. Niet meegedaan in de Eerste Wereldoorlog en anaal verkracht in de Tweede en het onderscheid niet kennen tussen een Belgische en een Nederlandse pizza. Nederlanders zijn te dom om Frans te praten/Kijk zijkant doos = Belgische pizza. Flikker nou op met je vuile kroketetende, kaasstinkende obsessie voor het woord kanker.
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>>684804894
kanker belg
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>>684804894
vraag ik me toch af waar jullie in de voc tijd waren,
trouwends 1e wereld oorlog niet meegedaan omdat die gedoemd was te mislukken, 2e idd anaal verkracht. volgends mij waren jullie ook bezet?

ga je toch lekker frans praten.

kroketten zijn gewoon lekker geef maar toe, zelfde als dat ik toe geef dat belgen beter zijn in bier maken.

franse kazen stinken harder
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>>684796780


your own cum
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>>684804894
Zonder Nederland waren jullie niets geweest stomme kankeridioot, leer je volledige geschiedenis
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>>684804894
Zo boos
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>>684804894
>"virgin"
>has a wide slut pussy
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A light dusting of Mrs. Dash.
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>>684806005
>thinking that pussymeat actually has to do with Times fucked

fucking virgin
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>>684804040
>>684804894
>>684805081
>>684805630
>>684805746
Ik ben de enige nederlander die hier op 4chan mag zijn. de rest van jullie moeten maar terug naar reddit. echt debielen jullie
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>>684804894
doe es effe rustig man
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>>684804894
>donuts zijn uitgevonden door nederlanders,
>wifi is nederlands
>onderzeeboot
>flitspalen
>aandelen is door ons bedacht
>4 wiel aandrijving
>microscoop in 1595
>telescoop
>Elektrocardiogram (edg) waar je hartfilmpjes mee maakt
>cd's
>bluetooth

kan nog wel even doorgaan
nu ben jij aan de beurt met je KANKER pizza
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>>684796780
vegetables, you fat fuck
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>>684796780
that's some cheap pepperoni there boy
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>>684806264
>telescoop

je bedoelt Telegraaf
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shit and cum on top
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>>684796780
Your jizz.
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>>684806630
Kanker belg.
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>>684806630

google maar eventjes, uitgevonden ongeveer 400 jaar geleden somewhere in middelburg zeeland

en ja de telegraaf is ook van ons
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>>684796897
Roll
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