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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Give all your shares to Lastation
>Most important:L̶e̶w̶d̶s̶ Have fun!
>Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed
>>684796250
Mh..
I'm sure you know~
>>684796388
Being here doesn't mean that I'm not already doing that.
Britfag Maki claimed
Senpai bread! edition.
claimed
Best Type moon claimed
Germany claimed
Barry goodman best waifu (?
>>684796722
>
Waifu Queen
Good share.
https://youtu.be/kQAUlUVMkJw
yui claimed!
Best Honk Waifu
>>684797265
little cutey~
I'm going for my run now I'll be back soon~
>>684797369
I miss playing the xylophone :/
>>684797498
:3
>>684797597
See you later Maki~
I'm trying to revise the daily reminder. What do you guys think?
What can I change
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Daily masturbation is healthy.
Praise the sun
Akiko claimed
Back from another dreamless slumber
>click click
>>684798260
Hey Juri. What are you up to today
Nanala claimed
>>684798097
If you're not putting "peach is life, peach is love" in there, you're doing it wrong
>>684798260
Hey Juri
>>684798411
>checked
Claw
>>684798463
Good day Homu
>>684798447
that's 3d get out of here
>>684798597
It is a good day for me except for being a bit busy, what about you?
I'ma going to catch some sleep.
You all have a good day/night.
Byee
>>684798821
Sleep tight!
>H
>>684797498
what the fuck?
>>684798685
I overslept and just woke up, went to the store and bought like 20 rolls of tp and 5 moots of salmon. How does that sound to you?
>>684798821
>tfw I'm here to witness Shizuru breaking her lurk
Night
>>684798821
don't let the bugs bite
>konata
Syndra claimed
>>684798944
Wait what's tp? The salmon does sound great, one of my favourite fishes.
Clara Claimed
>>684798431
Greetings Marie. Just finishing a few reports I needed to write up, going to try and find the willpower to practice on SFV.
How've you been? Any good repeating digits recently?
>>684798597
Hello Akiko. How goes it, eat any good.. peaches?
>>684799006
Ice Annie is the cutest thing ;-; I don't like the hair but icy syndra looks nice too
>>684799137
i think he means toilet paper
Akiakane-claimed
>>684799374
Oh right... I got enough rolls to make a fortress here.
Oh would you look at that, someone really wants a kys
>>684798597
Hello there
>>684799450
Forgot pic
>>684799006
>tfw this skin is actually amazing but they won't make it because snow day syndra is already a thing
>>684799137
>what's tp
toiletpaper bruh
And yeah salmon is best fish. How do you eat it? I like it raw or steamed in the oven for a good 45 minutes. So tender it just falls apart like that
>>684799345
I ate a can yesterday night before I passed out, yes. Day has been somewhat unproductive since I only woke up and hour ago and it's 5 pm now
>>684799374
The hair. It's a frozen reference in case you didn't get it
>>684799583
You've been more active the last few days. How goes life?
>>684798097
Ooh. I think that these are all good additions, and not just because.
No Menmas in here?
>>684799708
We grill it mostly here.
>>684799708
I know, my nieces are obsessed with let it go (still) ;-; I just still think it looks bad but thats just cuz its someone elses hair
>>684799519
I like the tp with designs <3
I'm back.
Anyone know any good indie games?
>>684800108
Plug & Play
>>684799708
i dont have anything else to do so that migh explain that
its alright, mostly being lazy and not doing anything worthwhile
>>684799708
>It's only 11am here
>Tfw wanting to be 6 hours closer to your waifu
Ah, so you really do like peaches. Eh, there's nothing wrong with being incredibly lethargic once in awhile. I'm sure you'll find something to make this day eventful.
Good afternoon.
>>684800439
Hey there.
>>684798097
fag
>>684800108
necromancer the dance
the escapist
Ori and the forest
>>684800640
>tfw ur waifu is into bestiality
https://youtu.be/sJSR5-VOlRc
>>684799942
I think grilled salmon tends to be too dry. Better to freeze it and then put in the oven at 90 degrees for anhour for maximum tenderness
>>684799961
>my nieces are obsessed with let it go
It's been 3 year man. They're beyond saving, just put them out of their misery
>>684800359
Hey lazy days, good days. No need to be busy all the time. Are you NEET?
>>684800380
After my waifu, peaches are my favorite thing
I doubt I'll make today exciting. I was supposed to go to uni and code there, but I can do that right here too. I'll probably spend the day typing away behind my pc and posting here
>>684800439
And here's the get-stealing bitch
What's up D.Va?
Claimed
Lisa Trevor claimed
>>684800849
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!
SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!
LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.
THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.
AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK
TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)
>>684800857
Came back from an appointment and I'm honestly tired as hell and I feel hopeless
As always.
But whatever.
What's up?
>>684800640
Hey
>>684800857
Yea, i guess i am
>>684800857
One of my nieces was obsessed with FNAF for a bit, and the other watches Minecraft youtubers, times are changing (theyre like 7 and 8
>>684800849
uh oh
>>684800973
You do realise that he's the only one who actually likes that image, right?
He always reposts it on every fucking waifu thread, and it never morphs into a lucky star porn thread.
Lurk moar.
>>684800857
I like it like that, the inside is still tender but it gets a bit crunchy.
>>684801152
Konata ~
>>684801360
hey cutie :o
https://youtu.be/seczKkTTCCA
>>684800973
10/10 excellent bait
>>684800978
What kind of appointment? Doctor? Job interview? Date-o?
>>684801027
I've never had the luxury of being able to live the NEET life
>tfw poorfag
Must be nice being able to just ndo nothing and not worry about anything but I'm not sure if I could stand it for long
>>684801152
>FNAF
>minecraft youtubers
>7 or 8
So young and already lost
It's accelerating, I went through these phases a lot later
>>684801255
>checked
Well I guess it comes down to personal taste. I guess I could compare them since I have 5 moots of fish. You said you were busy today. With what exactly?
>>684801410
So quick ;^;
Ily
>>684801424
Therapist, school director and mom.
>>684801244
its a pasta
Lurk moar
>>684801424
Its nice having nothing to worry about
>>684801483
Only 36 seconds
>>684800973
This is a copypasta man. But why?
There is a pastebin (search tsukasa deer.gif pastebin) has it word for word in 2012, and it's for a "tsukasa deer" pic. Why tf is this a thing for one silly picture. Either that or you're some samefag who has no life but to repost this to the obligatory tsukasa pic in such threads.
What the fuck is wrong with you fags
>>684801483
How are you doing? I keep the page open while I browse other things
>>684801424
same, luckily i was a loser with no friends so i never publicly embarrassed myself
Kud claim
>Threw up breakfast edition
Got my 3 hour lecture today guys. May take a while to respond because of shitty Uni wifi but I'll be around ttying not to die of boredom
>>684801679
I have the pasta memorized by heart, and its not me
>>684801498
>therapist
Sorry about the bro
>school director and mom
What did you do and how fucked are you?
>>684801653
I can imagine, last weekend I was over at my mom's house. Not having to worry about not being able to buy food was pretty relaxing
>>684801695
>tfw wasn't a beta faggot in high school but still unpopular because poorfag
I always in the back of my mind knew it was not okay so I never bothered anyone with it. I did have a shirt with a creeper I used to sleep in. Thank god I passed that part of my life
>>684801717
Good morning
>threw up breakfast
What's happened Kud? Took it an inch too deep?
kagami claimed
>lunch edition
>>684801424
Random chores and getting ready for a random fag birthday.
>>684802183
I missed quite a lot of school cause I was depressed the whole year and they all met together to try and fix the situation. Prob going to an asylum pretty soon.
>>684802267
kek!!!!
gets me everytime....
>>684802206
Hey Kagami ^-^
>>684802183
My mom bought me a COD shirt and it's pretty comfy (just a plain old shirt) but I never wear it in public lol
>>684802530
hey konata!!!! how's it goin for ya???
>>684802183
>Dank memes
I don't really know what happened but I ate and then brushed my teeth and threw up. Not a great morning but the professor's wasted 15 minutes taking role call so far.
>>684802643
Good, I pulled yet another all nighter, what are you having for lunch?
>>684800108
Transistor.
>>684801953
but why?
>>684801244
>Lurk moar
Oh dear.
>>684800857
Sounds like a solid plan, would be nice if I could work my job from home.
>But then I'd never fucking leave the house other then to exercise or get food
>>684801717
Greetings, and feel better, maybe.
This professor
>Uses overhead projector
>Never looks to see if we can even see what part of the problem she's working on
>Has 1.5 hours worth of material and instead of covering it at a decent pace, stretches it into 3 hours by talking slowly and reading the damn things over and over again.
>Never works out a problem, pauses to ask "And what should I do for this step?" FOR EVERY STEP.
>>684803432
Hey Juri! Just had a really bad morning but I'm better now. Don't feel like I want to die anymore
>>684802782
nothing, i don't eat lunch, are you having anything???
is it the heat again???
>>684796599
>Black Heart
So that's what we're going to do today? We're going to fight????
Done with work.
>>684803985
I had a similar teacher, no one ever answered her back like at all and we always had the most awkward silences in the class
>>684804077
you're alive again ^-^ nah its breakfast here but not eating, i just assumed u were tho cuz u said lunch lol, and i dont even know its just a cycle that repeats too much .-. and when i do sleep i usually get 1-4 (if im lucky 4)
Mid claim. Hi everyone! How are ya?
>>684804371
good, tired, hot. how are you shamwow?
>>684803985
what?
>>684803985
You replied to the wrong anon, no worries though. Pleased to hear your situation has stabilized. Ah, the college life.. I'm glad I'm done with that shit.
I'm really fucking hungry.
>>684804352
damn....im sorry to hear that, have is it the same on weekends too??
i never eat lunch :P
>>684804371
hello shinoa!!! how's it going???
>>684804352
Luckily someone or I answer her eventually, but it's just torture having to sit through 3 hours of this.
>>684804603
Thanks for cathcing it Juri! I'm not used to doing this on mobile, I'll try harder.
>>684804371
Was just thinking about drawing you Shinoa, this must be fate. Thanks for the reference pic.
>>684804624
Do what Kagami does, but the opposite :p
>>684804664
Same, gotta get ready for the summer beach bods :o
>>684804767
its a 3 hour class? yikes! longest i ever had a class was 90 minutes in 5th grade
wew lads I'm back.
I'm so fucking tired
>claiming yume
>>684804624
You are a big girl now, make some yourself.
>>684804869
ahahah!!! yeah....gotta show off my bones lol
>>684804941
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>sort of here
>>684804869
It's rough like that because it's a summer class. It's only 6 weeks at least. I'm just already over it after 2.5 classes.
>>684804940
Welcome back Maki
>>684805055
I missed you too
>>684804514
Woke up and came here to post and get the day started. Didn't get enough sleep?
>>684804664
Hello my purple haired friend! It's going great!! How are you?
>>684804767
Lol you're welcome kud. Can't wait to see it
>>684804940
Welcome back
>>684804941
Legs
>>684805164
just on break right now....what's got you feeling great??? did something happen?!?!
>>684805008
thank mr skeltal
>>684805142
thats good that its so short then, i try to take quick online classes to get as many easy credits as i can
>>684805164
I just have trouble sleeping, i stayed up all night times are tough
>>684805145
HSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
>>684805403
Online classes are the best, my university doesn't offer many online classes beyond the basics though.
>>684805164
I never said it'd be a good drawing, but it will be a drawing.
>So much hair detail
>>684805164
Hey smug
>>684805432
Hsss you too
I'm at work but I'm here for the time being, pretty slow right now. What's up with everyone today? Anything interesting going on?
>>684805142
>>684805164
Thanks guys, just came back from a run.
A bit slower than last week but
>got stopped in traffic more often
>ran an extra kilometer because the road I take was closed
>I fell off my motorbike about 8 weeks ago and my knee injury started flaring up again.
All in all pretty happy. But tired as fuck. I need a shower.
>>684805853
>>684804624
>>684804248
This feels like a blog thread
>>684805901
didn't greentext my name fugg
>>684805853
same routine, how are you?
>>684805718
they are, i took one where all i had to do was take true or false tests and literally the study guide with the answers was online :o got an A
>>684805975
its not?
Kyouko claimed.
>>684806275
hey qt3.14 <3
Megumin claimed~
>>684806376
another cute appears what the fuck~
>>684805901
holy guacamole thats a long run, wish i had the stamina, most ive ever done is a 5k
(also you ran a penis)
>>684806275
hey coco
>>684806376
hi megumin!!! how's your day going???
Back from school work.
How's everyone doing?
>>684806526
triple qt checkum
>>684804941
Legs
>>684806376
Explosions
>>684806526
>>684806629
Fuck thats some cute pics right there
>also great legs
>>684806605
I was expecting that Heh~
>>684805369
Wasn't awaken by doggos lol
>>684805403
Insomnia got you?
>>684805718
I don't care. Pics that shiro and dio drew on ms paint made me happy. You'll be fine
>>684805779
How's it going?
>>684805853
Continuing jojo. You renge?
>>684805901
You still doing good man
>>684806526
Doing good. How's homework?
>>684806132
Doing pretty well, got any plans for the day?
>>684806526
Living that wagecuck life, what about you?
>>684806605
Maki my dude, I'm so pumped. The new school idol update has given me a weirdly slow connection but the next five days will bump me up to 50 love gems with an UR Maki on the market.
>>684806811
damn doggers...i've always wanted one lol, what kind do you have???
>>684806500
o shit waddup?
I just woke up~ what about you~¿
>>684806490
The world is a magical place, qt~
What's up~¿
>>684806629
Akiko
>>684806751
how's highschool going
>>684806493
Heyo Konata, how are you doing?
>>684806362
Heyo BritMaki, good to see you, doing good?
>>684806956
how'd you sleep???
im on break right now i gotta go back in an hour
>>684806913
Gotta walk to the grocery store later, but I like walking so it's all good
>>684806811
yeah .-. I don't know why
>>684806913
>>684806934
you 2 look the same :o
>>684807186
good, just relaxing, heading shopping later, how are you?
>>684805901
You're doing great, especially if you're coming back off of injury. Remember not to overdo it, but sounds like you're doing good!
>>684806132
"Please do not use notes or your textbook during the exam"
O-ok? Why bother saying that? If you didn't want us to use it, have the exam in the computer lab.
>>684806811
Almost ready! Should have it next thread
>>684806746
I found almost 20 well made 3D pics.
>Obviously notice it's from custom maid 3D
>
>>684806811
Tiring, I have to study everything I did this whole year in less than 2 weeks.
Just because teachers decided to do an oral mock test for finals, and they warned me yesterday.
>Fucking great
>>684806913
Living the "My teachers have the greatest ideas in the world" life.
>Sarcasm included.
>>684807144
Like shit ^
Though it's the last year so I'm finally going out after finals.
>>684806493
I don't really have the stamina I just break limits like my nigga Goku. Except now I've got blisters on my blisters.
>and yes that is a dick what the fuck
>>684806751
great minds think alike senpai~
>>684806811
Thanks smuggers
>>684806913
Oh my god I know. I'm rolling for that shit so hard. And Bokura wa ima no naka de is finally on Hits, it's one of my favourite songs, up there with snow halation
>>684806956
just got in from a run >>684805901
Chiisana boukensha came on my playlist while I was out and I thought of you~
>>684807186
yeah just super tired after my run
>>684807271
thanks qt!
I'm going for that shower now
>>684807250
hitler and i?? lol
or shinoa??
>>684806811
Well I would like to drown my self in sorrow or a river/lake or general just die right off the bat
Besides that everything is ok
And over at your place?
>>684807313
If they are not to lewd they are ok
>be coding on grapple mechanic
>2 hours of solid coding
>finally almost got everything working
>computer freezes, get classic "...exe has stopped working"
>thank go I saved
>IT DIDN'T FUCKING SAVE IN TIME
>lost like a full hour of my debugging
>mrw
>>684807271
I wonder if there's kids that actually listen to that lol
>>684807356
I hate blisters, I started getting them when i learned percussion and when I started lifting weights. holding sticks hurts my hands ;-;
>>684807375
you and renge, ur both so cute and in PJs ^-^
>>684807705
stop.
nobody cares.
>>684804248
>>684804248
>>684804624
Not claiming best girl Fubuki
>>684807250
I'm doing good, just woke up so I'm just chilling at the moment.
>Kyouko
>>684807705
Thats painful, hopefully you can do it all again faster or even better.
>>684807240
Slept somewhat ok
I hope you have some wonderful briefs~
>>684807356
Too bad I can't run with music. I like to hear the sound of me suffering my way to 10 kms~
>awesome time btw~!
Ako claim
On break,
What up!?
>>684807356
Hehe~
Cute <3
>>684807629
Only 1 but it's cute though.
>>684808119
i had one this morning!!! it was great!!
>please end this suffering
>>684807809
thats good to hear, at least others are getting sleep ;-; lol :p
>>684808173
o shit waddup!
>>684807705
Sucks to be you
>>684808222
>checked
>cute
>lewd
choose one
>>684807750
Online classes wouldn't be any fun if you had to study. That being said, the first uni I went to had a 200-computer testing lab for online classes that were proctored. Shit sucked.
>>684806934
They're dachshund and chihuahua
>>684807250
Did you fuck up your sleep cycle?
>>684807271
Yes!
>>684807313
Finals be like
>>684807356
You're welcome. What's going on?
>>684807629
I'm more concerned about you homie. Forget about me
>>684808173
About to do regular people stuff
>>684808036
Yea I sort of memorised it but it's still shit having to type it all out again.
>>684808284
This pic is so overly dramatic for how casual the actual show is
>>684808386
Eh, another day in the life of a programmer with a potato pc
>>684808284
Safety briefs I hope~
>you have to fight! I believe in ya~>>684808284
>>684808424
that sounds boring, the fun of online classes is doing it at home away from school
>>684808460
my sleep cycle is fucking me
