Can we get a feels thread? >Be me >24, never had a gf
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Can we get a feels thread?
>Be me
>24, never had a gf
>Have had sex but it was terrible
>Go to the pub a lot
>One night hot blonde comes up to me
>Saids to me "you look like a serial killer"
>Me laugh it off I guess
Me think nothing of it because no self esteem
>Sits down with me, tells me all about her life
>Thinking in the back of my head this can't be real
>She's perfect
>Night goes on
>More drinks
>Its cold and I noticed her sitting closer and closer to me
>feelgoodman.avi
>Ask her age
>30 and u?
>24
>Oh your so young
>crying inside
>Still quite friendly with each other
>Walk her home
>This happens almost ever week now
>fast forward 4 months
>Open up to about my mental state
>(really depressed and suicidal)
>Don't really know what she thinks of it
>Tell me she's going to Japan
>That was last week
>Don't go to the pub this week
>She calls me up
>Asks where I've been
>I can't really face her coz it hurts to know I'll never be with her
>Tomorrow is her last night here
>Arrange to meet up
>tempered to not show up because I should tell her how I feel but I'm too much of a coward to do so.
Do it or regret not doing it.
what the fuck, meet her. kiss her. let her think about youl. also if you got the balls, finger her then fuck her. + drink alot.
>>684796238
She's not that type of girl
And I think she just keeps me close so she doesn't get hit on by dero cunts
Just go be with her. It's her last time. How bad could it be?
It's shit too coz everyone up there thinks we're dating and she tells people I'm her brother
>>684796852
That's not good
>>684796605
Yer but it will be hard to put on a strong face when I see her
>>684797083
I know it's hard, but you'll regret not doing it.
I'll contribute to the thread why not
>be me
>last year went with family to a small vacation
>always texted this girl every night, we were pretty good friends and I really liked her a lot
>11:45 PM comes and we were texting, tell her I love her and how much she means to me
>mfw doesn't even say anything
>mfw now we don't ever talk
>mfw shit is too awkward and I'm
still kinda fucked up over it
>>684797650
That's shit bro but you will eventually get over it or if you see her again just brush it off as a joke
...
> be me
> 19 and good looking (says most people)
> lost cpunt of how many women slept with
> straight as an unbendable steel beam
> forced into gay relationship
> kept as slave
> :(
>>684795707
Go to Japan you faggot it's your life
>>684798511
hot
>people always tell me i look good
>i have a fucking beerbelly and im 10kgs overweight
>i think i wont ever get any game unless i pay for it
>i confessed to her a while ago and she rejected me becouse she dint want to hurt me becouse she liked cheating
Pretty sure that was a lie that she dint want to hurt me,
>>684799465
if she did want to hurt you she'd be in a relationship with you and cheat on you, retard
>>684796238
getting fingered in pub toilets generally stops at around age 17. cant imagine a 30 year old hot blonde would be up for it
>>684799306
Can't I've got no money
>>684799465
Listen bribing just go for it. You don't even have anything to lose because if she says no it doesn't matter. She's moving anyway so go for it
>>684795707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
If OP is still here (probably not), this >>684796173
>>684795707
Bump for feels stories and feels pics. Been lonely
>>684796596
Dude have some confidence no chick would make that much effort if shes not interested go for broke faggot tell her how u feel pr your going to regret it
>>684795707
That post is a lie, im sorry anon but really that is such dramatic bullshit. Shit like that doesn't happen except in Disney movies
>>684799817
Im not op im someone else
But i tried but she really dint want to
I tried before but she tought it was a joke
>be me, ukfag
>meet us girl on internet
>friends for a few months before we both admit we have feelings for each other
>both fall completely in love with each other
>literally nearly get fired because cant stop messaging at work
>online relationship for about a year and a half
>eventually i end it because i was convinced we were never actually going to meet irl
>depression starts
>keep thinking to get back with her but tell myself that as we will never meet there's no point
>dont speak for about 5 years
>decide to message her to see how she's doing
>mfw she's moved to england to be with someone else she met online about 2 years ago
>in love with cute petite co-worker
>always together
>work graveyard so we'd spend a lot of time together
>one day, see her talking to some guy
>she's pretty social so i shrug it off as nothing
>she starts spending more and more time with him
>start drinking because i feel like there's something going on between them
>this was a month ago
>after work, I'll go to the store, pick up a bottle of jack, down it, and try to sleep through this pain
She said she had feelings for me. She said she'd go where i go. I dont want to be an alcoholic. It fucken hurts and that's all i can do.
It fucken hurts.
I came up with a plan. Let me run it by you guys.
New company at my workplace sets in the first day of june. I have nearly enough money to buy the car i want. Im thinking of quitting once i have the car. Get a new and better job. And workout a bit.
>>684801045
Probably a good plan, also stop drinking alone, it's beyond fucking pathetic. I've dealt with shit about 100,000 times worse than this faggotry, and never drank by myself in my life.
>>684795707
All of these are the same, holy shit
>I have low self esteem so I go outside once a month and the first woman to come up and talk to me so happens to be the one I fall in love with.
Nah. Its the same every time. You fall for the first one you meet because you're scared nobody else will.
Its pathetic. Stop with these stories for gods sake please. Its always the same. Your story isn't special.
>>684801189
I just prefer to drink alone. Its silent bliss. Maybe play some games. Once the morning is over I'll wake up at maybe 7 on my night off and play vidya with my friends. I'd be drinking of course. They ask me why.. But i can't tell them. Chances are they wouldn't understand.
In a shitty little town, far far away.
>be me
>16
>not a kissless virgin, got lucky once
>terrible experience, but I digress
>head over heals in this girl
>best pals with her brother
>constantly flirting
>fuck you, she was mature and not like other girls at her age..
>two years younger than me
>...
>it's a Friday night, we go dancing
>she comes over, tells me a tale of some redneck arse she is in love with.
>allmywut
....
>ragemode.org
>I tell her exactly what I think of him and why he is a fucking faggot
>she gets off my lap and walks
>angry rest of the evening
>
>weekend passes and I cool off
>Monday comes
>Rumours and gossip flying everywhere
>Something big happend
>Cba finding out, go to another friend of mine who's sitting by himself, smoking
>Comes up close
>This is not right
>He's white in his face, chain-smoking like a retard
>Upon asking he tells me that she hung herself on Sunday evening.
Tfw your life falls to pieces.
21 years ago and I am still hurting, something never goes away. Truth be told, it doesn't hurt like it did back then, but it was THE turning point.
>>684801414
Ugh. Please find some not-shit drugs to do if you need something for that. This isn't even ultimately down to personal preferences, the only reason you would do that is because you don't enough about superior drugs to know any better. A shortlist that you should being experimenting with immediately:
• LSD
• MDMA
• Cannabis sativa
• Cannabis indica
• Kava (Piper methysticum)
• Psilocybe cubensis
• Psilocybe semilanceata
• Psilocybe cyanescens
• REAL homegrown pipe tobacco (not the unconvincing excuses for proper tobacco sold in cigarette packs at stores)
>be me
>propose to gf of 7 years
>she says she can't
>relationship downhill
>she ends it shorty after
>go to hospital for routine checkup
>itsnotgoodnews.jpg
>see ex with new man and pregnant after 5 months
>tfw she ignores me
I was told I had 6 months to live after being diagnosed with terminal depression. I want to end my life on her doorstep but am to much of a coward to do it.
>>684801877
how to kill your brain 101
>>684801877
I like getting drunk, i don't want to ruin my life.. At least not to the point where it will impede future relationships.
>Be me
>Undesirable beta fag 1/10
>Somehow land a job at KFC over the summer
>Have to go in every day at 6am to deal with niggers wanting chicken
>Doyouevensleep.jpg
>I never had such a shitty experience with niggers before I came here
>Degenerates come in asking for KFC Bucket meal
>Niggerplease.exe
>I put drums, breasts, and legs into big bucket
>Notice the niggers get impatient from waiting
>Eventually they scream at the cashier about slow progress, poor girl
>Everyone overhears this, I decide to step up
>Lean real close, closer than I've ever been with a monkey
>Envious rage fills the nigger, he looks ready to pounce
>Various niggers hoot and howl as his backup
>Ease as close as I can get, bucket in hands, ready to deliver
>Nigger comes up to my ear: "Read the first letter of every sentence"
>>684801045
Grow the fuck up, start working out /fit, oh and grow a pair. Stop drinking and deal with it ffs. Feels? No. Mental immaturity.
>>684802117
Please explain how any of those are (A) harmful to your brain to begin with, and (B) moreso than alcohol.
Protip: you have never spent so much as five minutes researching of the pharmacology of any of these drugs, and do not know what you are talking about.
>>684802282
>Being a degenerate addict
>Being elitist about it
>>684802248
fuck
>>684802217
>Implying that alcoholism is "safer" than any of the empirically harmless (save the last) substances I've just mentioned.
>>684802266
Could also be true.
>>684800891
she wouldve met him even if she was with you anon, she probably wouldve tried to leave you for him
>>684801045
you should tell her how you feel at least anon, that way if she says no it doesnt matter cause youre gonna quit anyway
also dont drink heaps alone, it ends up getting bad and becomes hard to kick
>>684801588
holy shit anon
>>684801892
you dodged a bullet by the sound of it, avoided her cheating on you or you catching her doing something
also
>terminal depression
wat
>>684802248
nice
>>684802337
None of those aside from tobacco are addictive. Again, you just don't really know anything about this. Anyone would appear elitist about something if someone with no knowledge of the subject expects that person to not ridicule their misguided opinion.
>be me
>live my life
>cri errytime
>>684801045
>>684801189
>>684801414
>>684801877
>>684802117
>>684802282
>>684802337
>>684802394
Fuck, it's a feels thread damn you.
>>684795707
What you have to do is show up before she gets on her flight, works in the movies
>>684802266
How would you suggest i deal with it? Tips/hints?
>>684802664
He needs to make sure there's that one guy who starts a slow clap when he gets his kiss.
>>684802266
>Mental immaturity.
Says the guy pretending to be hard on /b/
fuck off mate, you're just bottling up your own problems and pretending its a healthy and productive way to deal with it, but you're just as sad as all of us at the end of the day.
Its not weakness to stop pretending, its not cowardly to face your feelings, quite the opposite.
>>684802484
Yeah I know.
Worst part is, it started a series of suicides in my life. I have lost so many people, but that one was the first and worst.
>>684801588
Well, it was her decision to hang herself. Not your fault.
>be me, badass muhreen lance coco
>stationed in Hawaii
>slay a pretty good amount of pussy
>never wife them up bc they say I seem like a "player" who is "sketchy for dating"
>that underlying crippling loneliness
>can't open up about how I actually crave companionship because must maintain cool guy persona
>one night start chatting up this hostess at a nightclub
>solid 8/10
>we go out for drinks that night
>stay out with her all night but she won't give up the pucci
>wake up on the beach with her in my arms
>whatisthisfeeling.rpg
>she says she is really into me but thinks I just want the pucci
>convince her to give me a chance
>we decide to meet up again
>next week pick her up
>at the beach, making out and saying cute shit to each other
>yup she's the one
>suddenly she drops a bomb on me
>"anon I'm sorry to tell you I'm moving to Portland OR"
>"i didn't want to tell you because we were having such a good time last week"
>dreams crumbling apart before my very eyes
>if I wasn't leaving I'd totally be dating you though. I was wrong about you"
>life in shambles
>she is leaving in a week
>this is the last time I'll see her
>I never even got the pucci
Life is pain
>>684802484
I don't think that she would've met him. he looked similar to me, seemed to have a similar sense of humour to me, was from the same country, met under similar circumstances. it seemed to me like she chose someone who was very similar to me which leads me to believe she wasn't over me either.
>>684795707
Why didn't you tell her, you'll serial kill her Pussy?
>be me
>first year of highschool
>ive been super beta my previous school years
>time to change
>slowly learning how to be alpha
>my strategy works out
>hot 8/10 is really into me
>i like her as well
>im super edgy
>i keep rejecting her because of that
>she won't give up
>meet 7/10 beta girl
>i like her more cuz she's into anime just like me at the time
>i need to prove myself to her that im serious
>i tell the 8/10 i dont want to talk to her again
>begin some awkward relation with the 7/10
>i discover she is super boring
>no real discussion subject besides shitty anime
>proceed to dump her as well
>now all alone
>fast forward 2 years
>the 8/10 became one of the most craved girls in my school
>i still see her everyday and regret
>i still never had a gf
>still virgin
>tfw
>>684802337
You cannot be this stupid. Please be a joke.
>catch newly wedded wife in bed with 2 Nigerians on our honeymoon
Worst part is she was still wearing her wedding dress
>>684802840
Being this fresh. Oh son, this place is old. Not everyone in here are as sad and lonely as you would like them to be.
Ofc I have my own issues, everyone does. But, I have learned the hard way to deal with my shit. I know how to cope and to prevent disaster. Today I am a personal success, not a wealthy one, but I have reached every goal I set out to do 10 years ago.
>>684803328
>Oh son
Stopped reading there because everything that follows is automatically bullshit.
>>684802894
I know. But when you are just 16 and death is something completely new to you.. All kinds of shit starts to spin. It spiralled my life off track for nearly 12 years.
>>684799362
Virgin faggot
>>684803530
But you are here now. I guess not everything went off the tracks.
>>684803514
I rest my case.
>>684803639
True. But that's just plain dumb luck.
>>684801892
fuck her man. It must have seemed she really cared about you; but you're better off without her. I hope you can realize that one day anon.
>>684803640
You should have done that 2 posts ago you would have spewed less shit.
>>684795707
>>684801877
you're such a faggot. you could've listed it as
LSD
MDMA
Weed
Kava
Shrooms
(only faggots and old men smoke tobacco out of a pipe, i bet you wear a fedora)
without wasting time trying to sound like a fucking drugs nerd.
who tf would ever use that terminology?
queer af
>>684801268
The 4th girl actually
And I go out regularly
>>684800148
It's real m8
be me live with gpops
he got dog after gmams died
they became attached at the hip
cuteasfuckdog.jpg
name jelly bean
sister named dog
goes to canada every year to be with new waifu
still attached to dog
dog is tiny(runt) chases bears of their property
dog is in yard gpops inside house
waifu goes inside
just then a motherfuckin eagle swoops down
and grabs dog
screen doors slams(waifu enter house)
scares eagle drops dog
dead b4 hit ground
talons pierce vitals
fuck eagles
miss that dog
>>684803777
Such a waste. Underaged faggot confirmed.
>>684803717
I'd not bet on that. YOU took the opportunities that were given to you.
>>684804231
Nice damage control.
Im gonna go now. Drugs to do, people to see.
Give it some time you'll see you're right. Lying on the internet isn't good for anybody.
>>684802484
Nice to see a friendly face in here.
>>684804166
also check em
>>684803815
Kek to the 10th degree
Here's something different from the usual joosten pics I post
>>684805344
Why do you post Joosten so much?
Just like her?
>>684805658
I think shes really pretty, seeing her smile makes me smile and I like to think that someone in these threads smiles too
>>684804549
nice to see you too anon
>>684806061
So, whats new your life anon?
Good day?
Bad day?
>>684806537
woke up at around 5pm, didnt do anything as usual, had a nice pizza for dinner and now its 2am and im eating fresh maccas nuggets
havent had an episode at all today so its not too bad
>>684806780
>Not too bad
May every day become a little less bad as you go along anon.
Godspeed sir.
>Be me, 22, male, barely not a virgin
>I work and live at this campground in the middle of a major rock climbing area
>Lots of people come and go that I hang out with
>Meet some girl who came here to climb for a few days and ends up staying for a long time
>She's cool as fuck, we have a lot in common, and we get along really well and flirt a lot
>Several people have asked me if she was my girlfriend because of how we act around each other
>After a while, out of nowhere, I see her get close to another guy who works here. It crushed me.
>They start sleeping together
>I couldn't even talk to her for a few days
>Slowly get over it, talk to her more and have deeper conversations, and feel more connected with her more than anyone else ever, forgetting that she's in a relationship
>Feel like shit every I see them together, knowing there's nothing I can do and nothing means anything
>I already feel depressed for a number of other reasons, but this is pushing me over the edge. I can hardly eat or talk to anyone. I want to die.
>>684807331
>or talk to anyone
You can talk to us anon, we're not going anytime soon.
>get a hot, nerdy, insecure gf
>she falls in love with me quickly
>pop her cherry
>meet her parents
>lying with her listening to her telling a story about her bitch friends at some night-club
>realise i'm bored of her
>realise I want to break up with her
>can't because it would emotionally devastate her
>her parents love me too
>and I'm afraid if I lose her, I'll be all alone again
>>684807015
some days arent horrible anon, you learn to suppress the suicidal and depressive thoughts
its not easy but im living
>>684807331
this anon >>684807563 we are always here for you no matter what
>>684807563
I really just don't feel like doing anything or talking to anyone. I just don't give a shit about anything anymore. I don't think I'll ever have real happiness. My life is going downhill and I have nowhere to go. This girl is a huge reminder that everything good that comes my way will never stay with me.
>>684808167
You end this right now, otherwise you will one day wake up to an unhappy marriage and two children that hate you.
>>684796852
Fuck that. She's playing with your emotions whether she intends to or not
>>684803210
if this is true, that's fucked up. Sounds like a cuck porn vid though.
>>684801877
May I add to this list some DMT as well as MDMA'S little sister MDA
here is mine
>Be me
>have gf
>We fall in love for each other
>Things are normal
>Some fight, just like normal couples
>A weeks ago she is odd with me
>Ask her about what is going on
>She tells me she doesnt feel the same anymore
>She says she doesnt want to lose me but she still doesnt feel the same way as before
>As the beta-in love I am I stay with her
>Now she acts sometime like she really loves me and other times like she hates me
>I have the faith that if I keep going with this the relation will get better
>Almost three weeks since then
>Its hard and sometimes I feel like shit.
>Dont know what to do.
Basically we are in a relationship just waiting for the end of her love to break up. This is cruel, I mean, just waiting and not doing something to make the relation good again. Its just cruel.
>>684808341
>I just dont give a shit about anything anymore
Find something to give a shit about, take up a hobby, learn a new language, write a poem.
>>684808167
Everything and everyone is boring at some point. However new fun and joy can be found with those each day.
Give it a little while longer to see if you really want to go through with it.
And you'll never be alone anon
>>684808942
I did give a shit about things. Rock climbing is the one thing I enjoyed doing and cared about, and now I'm losing interest in that. Like I said, everything is going downhill. I'm losing myself. I honestly just don't feel a reason to try to want to live anymore.
>>684809511
So go climb the wall.
Go uphill.
Get it...
>>684808933
Yo anon, my relationship with a girl for about 1.5 years ended the same way. It can be hard but take it as it comes. She is honest to her heart, it's a blessing to be in a relationship with someone like that. But anyways,
Love was never ours to keep. But take faith for for the rest of your lives your stories will have affected one another in a quiet way. And to truly love her goes farther than loving her for yourself, but loving her for her life apart from yours.
And maybe later u can meet someone else, it's your story do you m8
>>684808933
Break up, you pussy
Contributing
(Severe crying warning, proceed with caution.)
>be middle school me, 12
>have crush on decent looking girl from class
>chat her up, all good first week
>second week we start talking less
>realize I miss talking to her
>try chatting her up on Facebook
>"hey femaanon whatchu up to <3"
>no response
>realize that I must take more drastic measures
>goto CVS, buy 2 packs of the finest Lindor truffles for about 10 bucks
>feeling all confident,
>alphamodeon.jpg
Cont'?
>>684802282
>mdam
Have enough friends that destroyed there brain with this shit but sure anon
>lsd
As if too much doesn't turn you into a useless bag of shit.
Keep dreaming that drugs arnt bad.
>>684809679
thanks anon, kind of feel better tbh.
>>684809973
Cont
Please
>>684809973
Dont ask, just go on.
>>684809973
You already reached the maximum autism level, so please stop
>>684809659
I used to be a good climber, but I've been getting physically weaker. And then I try to do stuff that I used to be able to do easily, but struggle a lot, and that makes me feel like shit even more. It's a downward spiral I'm not getting out of anytime soon.
>>684809511
Living well is hard anon. I have no advice to offer, but maybe I can share what works for me.
Doing simple things like sitting down for five minutes and drinking a cup of tea is real nice.
Meditating helps me undock myself from my sensory addictions. Tracing my breath for 20 minutes won't help me suffer less but it will help me sort out why I do what I do.
Backpacking is a blessing. Mother Nature is not comfy and her ass kicking is a great perspective restorer. Alone is intense. Going with friends is valuable for me as well.
>>684809973
let me guess
>walk into class all confident
>present her the truffles
>"femanon, will you go out with me?"
>she looks embarrassed
>Everyone in class laughs
>I laugh it off as a joke
>no one believes me
>referred to as the 'truffle kid' for the rest of middle school and high school
>femanon gets railed by the entire football team
>gets fraped and one of the team members sends me a photo of her face covered in cum
>masturbate to the picture
was I close?
>>684810425
>Sitting down for give minutes and drinking a cup of tea
I just sat down, with a good ol' cuppa.
Worth the read
The tale of Eight Beers
>>684810572
A 12year old getting railed by the football team?
A harsh nickname sticking for middle + highschool due to you not being beta?
Must be murica.
anyone watching ECS EU right now? never watched a cs go stream but im really loving the commentators joking around
>>684810425
>>684810698
loving the fellow tea drinkers, havent had a good one in a while ahh man
>>684803640
You can almost smell the nice guy
>>684810425
Im currently living in tent in a national park. I'm pretty close to nature as is. It's really not helping. If anything it's been more stressful. I'm surrounded my friends too, but I don't want to talk to them. Even little things that helped me a lot, like drinking coffee in the morning, don't do anything for me now. Nothing is immediately available to me right now to help me. This is honestly the most hopeless I've ever felt.
>be me 18 y/o
> super cute girl is on my school, same age
> we go on a school trip
>start to play drinkinggames with friends of her and friends of mine
>talking to her
>feeling like she has a nice character
>9/10 body
>back at home we party alot
>starting to think that shes liking me
>we're sharing funny moments and experience
>fast forward, 5 months later
> we are partying my birthday, and she did put her phone on the table we're sitting at
>getting a heart message from her ex-bf
>turns out she got together with her ex
>2 months later they broke up again
>i'm super happy so i start again doing alot with her and getting to the point were we kiss or something
>randomly get a drunktext from her saying "you know i really really like you but just a friend, you know that?"
>see the text in the morning
>dont look at my phone 2 days
>answer "yes i know :D"
>>684811532
geeeeeeeeez this is killer man im sorry
>>684809973
continue anon?
>>684808933
Fix it. Do nice things for her, but don't take her shit. Relationships are all about balance. You can be nice and loving without being a door mat. If you really give a shit , and if you really want it to work, go earn it. Don't be a quitter, don't ever stop shooting for the absolute best, never ever fucking get complacent.
>>684810954
Nope - Stopped following csgo after I lost all my skins (easy come easy go).
Hell, I dont even play games anymore, they dont seem to fill the void for me.
Last year my steam account was never lower than 50hours in the past two weeks.
And now its sat at 0.
>>684801356
Don't know what this is doing here but that is some funny shit.
>>684795707
Strangle her and then peal her skin and use it as a scarf
>>684803121
Oh wow, this one genuinely affected me. That is poignant.
>your only highlight of a day is getting a single (You)
>>684808942
>Everything and everyone is boring at some point. However new fun and joy can be found with those each day.
>Give it a little while longer to see if you really want to go through with it.
>And you'll never be alone anon
True. I suggest you to do that
>>684812344
Nice dubs : ) Enjoy your (you)
>it's not because of your dubs, it's because I value you. I would have replied anyway.
>>684811205
I am the nicest monster you will ever meet.
>>684812344
pffft single get real mate, everyone give this faggot some (You)s
>>684812273
I know right. Very pungent.
Think you have any real choice?
Consider the following: Every single decision you've made in your life has brought you to this exact moment reading this exact sentence.
>>684798511
>forced
stab the fucker in the dick then fucking rape his family
>>684805344
Oh man, this is genuinely heart breaking.
>>684812703
dumb anon, thats EVERY /b/ thread except for fluffy abuse threads, get tha fuck outta heeerrree
>>684812932
You didn't stand first in the line, did you..
>>684812344
Here ya go, mate
>>684801045
stop drinking, start jogging. I was in your shoes 1 1/2 months ago, drank about 1 bottle of 700ml of whiskey / night for 2 weeks then i started to jog.
But do not be a pussy about it, jog until you feel you'll pass out if you do not stop. Turn that depression into hate and then deal with it from there.
>>684811891
ty, well i'm still loving her, but she thinks i'm just a really nice person
>be me
>20 and average looking, still pretty funny (that's what people said, not me)
>went to a party saturday
>met a quite nice girl
>Everyone told me she was crazy
>Turns out she's not really, just had quite a rough life
>We started talking
>She is really cool
>Woke up next day and goes back home
>Can't think about anything but her
>Starts talking to her
It's been since sunday we've been talking, and I don't know what to do.
>>684812344
I've had some (You)'s today.
Time to share the love.
May (You) have many more today, and on any post in the future.
Godspeed.
>25 Years old
>work at c.i.a.
>meet qt 3.14 in Afghanistan on mission
>mission to train sand niggers the way of the force
>fully train my sand people padawans
>one night I sneak into qt.s' sand stick igloo
>make passionate dry as sand ass seks
>leave next morning with no goodbye
>scorned sand nigger lover has his friends fly planes into trade center
>mfw
>>684801892
kek, pussy. Do it
or start working out and fuck her and her fag boyfriend.
>>684795707
do whatever you feel like god damn doing. you're a fuckin grown ass man. figure this shit out yourself
>>684812344
Hold it together, here's my (You)
>I mean it, really.
>>684811226
Fuck, that's a hard life. You should get some shelter and food for a while. A warm bed and a home cooked meal can keep you going for days afterwards. some people stay out there until they get real old, but I assume you've still got some years ahead of you. Find something to break out of that cycle man, construction job, youth hostel, WOLFing, meditation camp volunteer, whatever. It's that weariness that'll start eating you, but you can overcome. I believe in you.
I got a feels/win story
>be me
>in first grade
>be the biggest asshole in the class
>also be smartest
>get work done earlier than all kids so i get time on the computer
>don't focus on the computer and just look around
>notice teacher crying
>feel bad for her
>go over and hug her
>class sees
>class starts group hugging her
>mfw from then on i'm treated like the best kid in the class
Found out later that her husband was in the hospital and she was crying about that.
How do I stop being this pathetic?
my gf broke up with me a year ago and Im really far to one day get over her, Im just waiting that somebody post nudes of her here to see her again
>>684808167
Same here anon
>feel shit for being with her because bored/not done being single
>feel shit for not breaking up with her
>feel shit for making her like me and then wanting to break up with her so soon
>>684813994
god damn anon I'm in a similar way, have a nude of a gril
>>684814405
wow holy shit, fuck man
>>684814470
thanks I guess, Its just really hard, I cant imagine myself without her after all the years together and now I have this apathy for everything thats killing me
>>684813771
I'm living like this by choice. The place I am at basically is a hostel, but on a campground.
>>684814629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us9FZWvRv4I
>>684812344
enjoy /b/ro
>>684814629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us9FZWvRv4I
Stuck in the void
You left me here
Trying to avoid the atmosphere.
Caught in the crowds
Your voice is so loud
But then it seems to disappear.
I bought the last thing that I fucking need
Another bottle to wash away this awful dream
Reminding me that I will never get to be with you
What am I suppose to do?
Waking up in bed and I am still alone
Spending countless hours staring at my phone.
I bought the last thing that I fucking need.
Stuck in the void
You left me here
Trying to avoid the atmosphere.
Caught in the crowds
Your voice is so loud
But then it seems to disappear.
I bought the last thing that I fucking need
Another bottle to wash away this awful dream
Reminding me that I will never get to be with you
What am I suppose to do?
Dude just go up there tell her how you feel and when she rejects you don't accept it and continue wondering what you could have done differently for the rest of your life until another girl says hello to you. rinse repeat.
>>684815047
this thing broke me
thank you anon
>>684795707
Listen here OP. Better to shit yourself than to die of constipation. Oh you're depressed? Anon here, I tried strangling myself last night. At least you can get some, if not establish a relationship. Go do it.
>>684812344
I hear you.
>>684798511
What the actual fuck. Elaborate.
>>684802978
You can always rape her, /b/roski
Feels.
>>684803121
They misplaced the dash. Also, until the faggot that made the pic realises some random guy wrote that on his arm, his mom wrote the letter.
>>684816162
God I hate that kind of faggotry. Give rl stories any fucking day. Might as well pick up a book before reading those kind of stories.
>>684805049
>I know my name
>But i don't know who I am
Pretty sure you're a faggot then.
>>684815556
No problem anon, it helped me get over shit
>>684807331
>Barely not a virgin
What does that mean? You're a virgin or you're not virgin, you can't be both. Choose one.
>>684817067
Just go...
>>684808167
be honest with her, tell her how you feel. Say you want to stay with her and don't want to be alone, you're just losing interest in the relationship. Is there anything the two of you can do to rekindle it?
>>684796852
leave her you tard, stop that bitch controlling you, trust me. at this point she's just leading you and ain't interested about you.
>>684817357
...it means that you haven't had that much sex you numbnuts.
>>684817357
It means he only had sex once or almost didnt even make it
>>684817619
Samefag
>>684817357
I had sex once. It was casual and not part of a relationship. It was awesome, but it didn't mean anything and I didn't lose
I've missed these threads. Good to see one so soon after the previous one yesterday.
Sometimes feeling the feel is good, however weird it sounds.
>be 25
>In a relationship for 5 years.
>Engaged to be married.
>For the last three years of the relationship I've felt empty and alone.
>She's gotten fat, I've gotten fat.
>We're no longer physically attracted to each other.
>Haven't had sex in almost a year.
>She hates my pets (a dog and a cat)
>we have virtually nothing in common
>Spend most of my nights in my office playing vidya or watching YouTube while she goes to the bar with her friends.
>Only reason she doesn't cheat is because she's fat and nobody hits on her.
>Every day ask myself why the fuck were doing this to each other but neither of us has the guts to call it off...
>>684818806
break up, hit gym, etc
>>684818806
Also...
>Have dream of being a YouTuber (I know, it's a stupid dream)
>Don't have the motivation to actually make it a reality.
>When I was really into it and felt like I could do it she put me down, told me it was stupid, told me to get a real job.
>Spend countless hours sitting at my $2000 computer and staring at the mic and other equipment I bought all the while feeling like a failure.
>>684818806
... Not cheating. Dude, are you really that dumb? Fuck me.. Back in the day, I would fuck anything that was easy to pick up, and fat chicks are so easy you would not believe it. Wtf makes you so sure?
>almost 29
>virgin
>only relationships at all with females are online
>can't even speak to women in person unless I am not attracted to them
>not gay
Just kill me famalambodingdong.
I complain about this every time I get a chance, but I've never posted it here.
>be me, about a year ago
>have friend at work
>she's cute, socially awkward, homeschooled, etc.
>she gets attached to me
>like a security blanket kinda thing
>would often get depressed or overwhelmed at work, but would just walk up to me and lean against me and be ok
>ask for her number, she thinks I'm kidding
>fast forward a couple months
>have a gf
>she starts acting jealous
>my friend starts working at the same place
>great friend, bad with dating
>they start talking
>tell my manager (who was also her sister in law) about how he is a jerk when it comes to dating
>she says she'd prefer if I dated her instead of my friend
>decide I can't leave it at that now, and go tell her
>she gives me her number
>texts her until four am
>she says she'd prefer to date me instead of friend
>fast forward three months of me being overly pritective
>in my defense, I told her several times to let me stop caring and leave their relationship alone, but she'd cry, think I was mad, etc.
>I see my friend texting another girl during school, his ex
>let her know
>I decide I'm going to catch him
>basically lose my shit thinking I'm gonna be a hero
>she decides I'm too attached
>stops talking to me
>two weeks later
>my friend breaks up with her because he's playing football
>says he wants to be single during football
>starts dating a cheerleader a few weeks later
>mfw I knew this would happen from the start
>mfw she still won't talk to me
>>684819174
She comes home at a reasonable hour and I've caught her crying on the phone to her friends that she's fat and nobody likes her. I've literally eaves dropped and heard her cry about how she can't find a guy to cheat with HA.
>be 29
>married almost 3 years, dated for like 5 before that
>start trying to have kids
>first month nothing
>second month a few days late
>get blood work wednesday, pregnant
>more blood work friday, not anymore
>third month nothing
>fourth month a week late, dont want to rush
>blood work friday, pregnant
>2 weeks go by good, regular blood work
>sudden blood everywhere, gone again
>my sister/her co-workers and friends keep getting pregnant on accident
>we can't even have baby we want ;(
>>684799771
What kind of prude are you that you can't enjoy a public bathroom sexual encounter at any age?
>>684812344
>a (You) that is not replying simply to prove you wrong, judge you, or to make fun of you
I haven't had one today.
I am very unhappy with my life.
I'm suposed to have taken the train 30 minutes ago.
I'm suposed to let people i don't care for know that i'm late.
I'm suposed to go to college tomorrow.
I think i'm giving up on everything.
>be me
>29
>can't talk to women
>never had a gf
>hate talking to people
>no friends as a result
>no skills
>no job
>kill me
>>684812703
This pretty much define /b/. Without any of these, we're left with a blank site. Faggot.
>>684795707
you're so fucking beta.
jsut say u wanna bang
faggot
>>684819406
this story makes no fuckin sense
why is everyone related to each other in some way
where is your gf in all this
what are you even having feels about
>>684820265
I love you anon
>>684822697
Thanks, that's the kindest thing i've heard this week
>>684795707
OP, if you can't have them, fuck 'em. Literally.
Okay b here is my beta story...
>>be me 27
>>hanging out with fem anon friend who is 24 short skinny blond 36a cup nice ass
>>she gets phone call from her cousin she needs a ride stuck in next city
>>" j
>>684803101
Anime will run your life
>>684797650
Maybe you shouldn't have said it over text lol
>>684823573
It stopped taking text....
>>"j can we go over to 'x' and pick up fem2?"
>> I say sure
>> she text her we're on our way
>> pick up fem2 and make a pit stop to buy pot
>> talking to fem2 telling me her life story
>>notes she's a sex addict, so I give her my number
>>chit chat goes on for 90 minutes we get hungry
>>McDonald's, eat in my SUV
>>fem2 wants to change clothes strips down in my passenger seat and changes
>>she's rubbing my lap while I drive so I pull out my pecker
>> tells me to pull my pants down, I do so.
>>talk of threesome comes up stop at gas station buy a pack of condoms
>>live in a wooded area so plenty of hiding spots
>> thank god for 4wd
>> fold down third row and second row seats lay out comforter and pillows
>> blondanon still smoking start with out her
>>69 with fem2,5'6 super skinny small a cup small but firm ass
>>blondanon finished smoking strips down fem2 riding me hard
>>blondanon straddling my face starts making out with fem2
>>they switch out every 10-15 minutes
2 1/2 hours of fucking and getting sucked
>> pull out to take condom off fem2 already did
>>bust all over fem2 from her snatch to her chin
I feel so beta because I said thanks I needed that.
Kill me b
Pic related fem2
>>684824125
Why?
>>684825424
Fem2 and my cock
>>684812344
Hey pal, hold on, you're loved.
Meditate, express love, you are alive and life is beautiful.
>>684810602
Uh. Okay.
>>684820265
You are beautiful
>>684825490
Annoying/ boring/ crazy women and a detachment from reality
>>684796596
you're fucking idiot if you think that "she's not that type of girl".
Every girl is that type of girl.
