Dubs decide how I crash my senior assembly. Pic related.
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Dubs decide how I crash my senior assembly. Pic related.
Got on stage and take a shit.
Scream that you can't remember why you're alive and have a seizure
>>684784965
Re-roll
Allahu akbar
>>684785099
GG anon
Get on stage and scream
I cheated on all my exams
>>684784817
throw poop and scream
>>684785099
WINRAR
>>684785104
reroll
>>684785099
>>684785311
shit on stage while yelling allahu akbar
>>684785422
Omfg you just topped mine gg friend
>>684785422
The winrars of winrars
>>684785422
Aight. My friends gonna video. See you soon, lads.
>>684785586
oh sheeet
literally
>>684785586
better deliver
>>684785740
if he pulls it off
>best thread 2k16 (so far)
>>684785586
do u know how to post a webm?
>OP might actually deliver
KEEP IT ALIVE
bumping with greentext
Extra point if you look the girl straight in the eyes
He's slowly making his way to the front. Anon's friend here.
>>684786632
Oh shit waddup
Here come dat boi
>>684786632
hory shit, props 4 balls
>>684786632
Please be real
>>684786632
This better be for real, i could use a laugh
Go, make your way up to the place of memes and legends
Put me in the reddit screens if this goes live
GATHER ALL ANONS HERE
Oh baby oh baby do it op
>>684786632
mate your a fucking legend
Keep allliiive
please op
Confess your love for MLP then tell everyone your favorite pony and why you love said pony. Then end with, we are anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us.
still lots of time left for the assembly. School cop just came in. He's still gonna do it.
>>684787075
He's already doing a thing, shut up
>>684787068
>>684787068
a thorough kek my good sir
Shoot up the school after taking a shit and yelling allahu akbar
>>684787124
Show us crowd OP
>>684787124
School cop cant do shit except call your parents
Hurry up fam
>>684787157
Sure he is, you fall for b8 so easily? No timestamp even. You need to fuck off.
>>684787193
Sounds good
I have faith in you OP
I'm putting off revising for my A Level maths exam tomorrow for this shit, better be worth it
>inb4 op is trolling
OP please dont be a faggot you will be a god if you do this
>>684784817
shit your pants and do nothing about it
>>684784817
Just hurry up and stick something up your ass
>>684784817
Creep on hot grill teacher tell her u have caught learning disabilities
Bump
Op you deliver
Keep thread alive!
>>684787551
keepin the thread alive
>>684787626
>>684787551
>>684787438
Fucking newfags somebody already got dubs read the thread
bump
don't fuck up
keeping the thread alive
>>684787900
Winrar!
dont die on us thread
>>684787903
bump
>>684787844
Winner!
>>684787940
>>684787988
How dumb can you get
guys its not happening is it :(
>>684788080
oh shit waddup
>>684788096
dont give up pal
>>684788096
Welcome to 4chan
Alright guys, sorry it took so long to reply. Not sure where op is, principal grabbed him and drug him off stage, cop ran to help, everyone dying, I left. Walking down the hall quickly to crop and convert video. Bare with me faggots.
>>684788033
it hurts to know you exist....
also >WINRAR and >checkd
>>684788033
This will be dubs too
>>684788033
Hotdog! We have a Weiner!
Op better fucking deliver
>>684787351
Im putting off GCSEs, I'm with you fam
>>684787351
same bro
>>684788184
hahah gods work
>>684788184
>>684788184
please be real
>>684788186
Someone took the bait!!
keep thread alive
>>684788184
Was it any good?
>inb4 fake
>>684788184
>>684787900
>calling out newfags
>yet is too much of a newfag to know that every dub is game in a dubs thread
>>684788184
IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE COMING
>THIS IS RARE SOMEONE SCREEN
>>684788184
>HERE COME DAT SHITTING BOI
>>684785099
>>684784965
winrar!
Also, yell allahu snackbar
this is more exciting than watching a bunch of africans fight for a piece of bread
Ohh, come and fuck with the Trap Lord.
I love memes xD
Keep bumpin'
run faster ops friend
Hurry the fuck up
>inb4 troll webm
My penis is small
bump
>>684788755
>dubs
>checkd
>>684788755
Dubs don't lie.
Hurry the fuck up kids.
bumping with wallpaper
Fake as fuck idiots. Here's some tits to keep you company.
Inb5 shits on stage
>>684788800
Dubs of truth
Op where dafak u at
>>684788858
Dirty faggot man whore
>>684788846
Dirty faggot man whore!!
bumping with cute femanon who delivered half an hour ago
keeping thread alive please dont cuck us op
>>684788846
Dirty faggot man whore
This entire thread is so cringeworthy. So much samefaggotry.
>>684788858
>>684788846
you dirty faggot man whores. shut your whore mouths. no want wants to hear about your sins.
>>684788184
Friend 3 has the vid on his phone. Friend 2 here. Anon was taken into the office. No idea where 3 is. I stayed put but now our principal is talking about disrespect and how we need to not be retards.
Keeping thread alive with pic of op's favourite meal
>>684789047
holyyyyy shittt
>>684789047
Oh shit it real
>>684789047
its happening
>>684789047
Why does teacher look like a Don Draper reject from Mad Men?
>>684789047
It's jhapeening
Oh my god they just gave up on the assembly. Just stopped the whole thing. Gonna find friend 3
>>684789047
:/ Damn, I really was hoping OP would deliver this time.
>>684789377
hory sheit
holy shiet
>>684789377
This is so fucking gay. Not even ONE person looks like hey just witnessed someone shit on stage. Fake and gay.
>>684789047
Tell the chick with the plaits she has a very definite part
fuck
>>684789377
Find friend 3 you faggot
>>684789377
Hurry thread about to diee
>>684789377
0/10 b8
>>684789377
WINNER!!
>>684789377
You're doing god's work anons
>>684789377
God's Speed.
Now I'm getting excited
I guess the principal took OP before he could drop the bomb.
>>684789377
...This place looks very familiar.
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>684789377
dubs of truth
>>684789377
Looks like u are giving the faggot next to u a handie
>>684789556
Lolwut
Posting in this thread just so I can say i was in it.
OP SEND THE VIDEO PLEASE.
You faggots actually think this is real? kek.
>>684789377
hurry up m8
Bumpeti bump
>>684789547
Bomb was never dropped. He made it too obvious and looked like a retard charging the stage. He did yell ALLAHU Akbar though
>>684789556
shen is best
>>684789047
Friend 3 phone died. Friend 2 taken to office as well. Friend 4 here. Friend 3 still missing. Have it on my phone as well but how do you webm?
>>684784817
>>684789047
totally not taken from same angle with some zoom on the second.
>>684789624
for all the gore porn, hermaphrodite tentacle loli yiff, and isis beheadings, that picture is the scariest thing ive seen.
goooo, we believe
>>684789611
Anon got bored and stroked dick all gd if he delivers
OP, please for the love of god, deliver. I need this.
>>684789694
Send the webm. I dont care how. just post it PLEASE
Congrats OP, you just won the Biggest Bait of the Week Award. Now, just go kill yourself, please.
Just put it on youtube like a newfag
>>684789694
post on yt if you have too
This post is dubs, you stand up and scream "I fucked a 9 year old boy last night in the ass"
We all just one see you make a fool of yourself. Come on, OP.
>>684789694
How many goddammn friends are there?
come on op, we need shit
I was high here
Pls include me on screencap
Texting friend 3 and no reply. People don't know what to do. Think he was bombing the school because of the shouting. He's fucked.
>>684789694
Faaaake.
inb4 op actually delivers for once.
>>684789819
Kek
friend 5 here. All the other 4 friends have dissapeared.
>>684789694
people actually taking this bait. gl
>>684789928
>>684789928
post pic with thumb up
>>684789694
you had me going until now
Nice try OP, but no one on 4chan has more than 3 friends
>>684789953
I thought I'd never see that ever again.
>>684789999
noice checked
>>684789928
So basically, you've made this story up and it's the end of the assembly. So you act like everyones all shocked
Friend 5 here, sucking friend 6's dick.
;tldr OP is not delivering
Dubs don't lie
>>684789999
God fuckity fuck. Imy beginning to realize this is most likely bullshit
Friend 6 here, friend 5 is asking for the video
>>684789694
Friend 4 died. Friend 5 has video but he started shooting up the school. Friend 73 here. I think friend 22 has video on laptop. Friends 16-19 started a mini circle jerk and friends 54-67 joined in later. Friends 6-15 and 99-154 were not having the circle jerk, so they overthrew the school government. I'm with friend 38 trying to hold back the resistance. Will post vid when I find out how to convert.
bamp for footage
>>684789999
shit i got quads, one off quints
>>684789953
Dat baitt
>>684789953
Sauce pls
>>684790129
Check em
>>684789928
This is getting so fucking fake.
>>684784817
Run up to the stage yelling Allah Ackbar and urinate as you do so.
>>684790129
Dat kek
>>684790129
Lol
This is friend 9 here, I'm coming out of the closet
>>684790253
are you retarded?
>>684790298
friend 11 here. congrats!
>>684790253
reroll
>>684790298
Friend 35 here, kys faggot
Friend 5 here, reporting in. Friend 1 got forced to suck prinicpal's dick because OP is a fag. Friend 2 and 3 also forced to perform fellation, because they were samefagging. And friend 4 is sucking my dick.
>>684790316
They probably are
>>684790341
Friends 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 here, we also reroll
>>684790411
congrats on dubs
Friend 21.7 reporting, no casualties in the procedure, friend 1 and 2 are fine.
this is so autistic
>>684789999
OP and all his concords are fuckedy fucked
RIP social lives of anon & friends
>>684787951
>what if will smith was the pope?
Jaden would not exist, sounds pretty good tbh
>>684790022
We are all friends with eachother here on /b/
Noone on /b/ has less than 3 friends
>>684790445
false. friend -0 here, friend 3.14^2 died.
They brought the friend with the video in since he ran like an idiot. He's with anon. Call it fake if you want but I'm hoping he still has the vid. I've still got anons phone.
Friend 420 here, once I come down from this high, I'll convert the vid to Baptism.
Principal here, you faggots are i so much trouble when I get the internet police to this thread
>>684787351
Same anon
This Thread is Dead (TTID)
>>684790566
The anons are emerging
>>684790454
Is this autistic?
This is friend 911, I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Fuck you OP
Friend 3 here. I smoked some heavy doobies with the principle.
>>684790586
Im from the NSA. What cha gonna do Rick? Be a cuck for your wife again. We at the agency had a good laugh at that one.
Fuck op never delivers !!
>>684790586
Internet police here, where are the perps?
Friend 666 here. I just got done sacrificing friends 1 and 2 to satan. Now imma go smoke some meth.
post a thread tomorrow if this really happens.
Op never delivers. Know why? Its 4chan not reddit.
>>684790316
A little, but your Mom didn't mind.
Friend 17 here. I can confirm OP is a fag
Friend 3.14 here. By reading this thread I curse you and your family name with airborne cancer.
Some foto's from the back of some lecture and everybody loses their shit.
You are all fucking retarded.
I remember when /b/ used to be good
>>684791013
I want some airborne cancer.
>OP HERE
Friend 23-12x42=4 didn't make it out alive.
Friend 360 noscope here , i can confirm that op was a faggot squeaker
>>684791073
When was it ever good. It's always been utter shit. And that's why I love it.
>>684790684
yeah but not as much as this thread
>>684791013
Friend 3.14 can't do curses dipshit. 3.14 is more of a mage character with high intelligence.
Friend 911 here again, friends 1-4 confirmed gassed in principles office. Principle revealed as a neo-nazi.
Circle jerk friends asked to leave site and continued orgy in local cemetery in memory of friends 1-4.
Also this just in, School cop found Ahmed's clock in my bag and launched a full scale evacuation and bomb squad called.
Friend 3 here. The principal tied me to his desk is now brutally assfucking me. Don't bother looking for me.
Fried 6 million gews hear, this isn't the colloids you're booking four
>>684791151
What about this one? Is this more autistic?
Friend 6 snatched my cellular device before i could post anything. Then he contracted aids which resulted him getting aids
Friend 7.8/10 can confirm too much water
>>684791224
Wait.... You were gassed tho... OH NO, THE JEWS ARE GROWING AN IMMUNITY!!!
Bumping because 420yoloswag
Chandler here, Joey is still missing after being dragged off the stage by security for shouting something about hotdogs and ketchup. Phoebe was filming the whole thing but her phone was the wrong way round. We should of brought Ross in on this but he's at a dinosaur lecture or something. Hopefully Monica has footage, she's currently going round the whole place making sure all the seats are in the up position.
>>684791449
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>>684791218
Friend 5/7 here.
Can confirm assembly raid got a perfect score from judges, OP still missing but assumed signing record deal as a result of perfect score
Op wont deliver.
>>684791174
Someone draw out stats for all these cucks right now
>>684791538
Go my raven and tell the gods we need their help in this time of need.
>>684791671
Yes my glorious leader. I shall follow your command.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Delivered
>can't webm
>>684789928
is this school in missouri? looks familiar
This is the one OP I've believed in, please fucking post that video
>>684791753
You bastard
This thread is now drug addicted chicks thread .
>>684791744
The raven said the gods want us to wait for our savior. A man in gold clad will come to lead us.
>>684791848
I'm a drug addicted guy..does that count?
>>684791939
What are you addicted too?
>>684791929
>>684791929
>The saviour you seek goes by the name of trump
>>684792010
Lets zoom out a bit to get all of his glory
>>684788080
Oh shit waddup
>>684791994
Meth,painkillers, adderall, nicotine, and alcohol
>>684791994
Cock
>>684791939
Fuck no chicks only
>>684792081
Damn nigga. What's it like?
how does it feel being fucking trash
>>684792156
Feels good bro
video proof now
>>684792243
He's not gonna do it
mods time to prune this thread. too much cancer here. for the health of 4chan
Anyone who believes OP would actually get on stage and shit is a total fagen.
>>684792243
They're fucking trying nigger faggot
>>684792351
I'd of done it if I was still in school
>>684792068
With this gift we shall amass an army and exterminate the jews. No gas. No camps. We shall ride out and personally slay every last jew. Will you join us in this quest? Take up arms!!! Every man, women and child!!! TAKE UP ARMS TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!!!!
>>684792361
i'm confused are they trying to upload the video or is this just a fail trol
OP here
>mfw I baited this many (you)s out of you retards
>>684792416
Sure faggot. Take a shit on your floor and timestamp it right now then
>>684784817
Just burp as loud as you can
>>684792485
I hope this is b8
>>684784817
You deserve rape.
>>684792425
YES. I SHALL JOIN YOU. TO ARMS MEN. TO ARMS!
>>684792425
Follow the orders my brothers. Let's accomplish the most honorable task we've ever received.
>>684792513
Good one?
>>684792513
Burn in hell
>>684792513
Screenshot this and post it then, nigger >>684784817
How dafak this thread is still going
>>684792551
>>684792589
Then we shall start with their leader.
>>684791259
vomit on yourself and cry
God Dammit you piece of shit OPs delivar!!! your killin us here.
>>684792820
He's not gonna deliver faggot.
>>684792767
>>684792730
>>684792688
>>684792662
All it took was three pics from an old assembly, when did /b/tards get so damn retarded?
>>684792730
Waiting for vid or real OP to say it was fake
>>684792885
then you will die here, retard
>>684789052
ylyl get
>>684792865
I fucking know you filthy autistic. hopped in this thread late and now im not even mad... just dissapointed..
>>684792880
It's fun to believe sometimes you cynical turd
>>684793151
>cynical turd
autist detected
>>684793093
I was here from the start feels like shittt believing op was going to deliver
>>684793279
Same
>>684793279
I feel ya /b/ro. I read this whole thing and all there is shitty pictures of an assembly
>>684793353
Well then im gonna hop to a trap thread and fap abit cya /b/tards
bump for justice! Find OP for this crime.
>>684793467
I AGREE. FIND THE LITTLE BASTARD.
>>684793467
Op deliver or we raid ur moms ass
>>684793531
Good plan.
>>684793467
Is that even possible ?
OP is a fag and underage b&
Phone with video is confiscated. Heard rumors they will not let anon graduate. Have no idea what to do with his phone. No clue where either of them are.
>>684793622
Faggot
>>684793622
Pic with timstamp (with tits if any)
Or fake gtfo !!
>>684793622
so what happened exactly? i read through the thread but i cant seem to figure out what OP did.
>>684793876
He supposedly tried to take a shit on stage at his school assembly while yelling allahu ackbar
>>684793986
thank you! I assume since these kiddos are newfags they didnt go though with it. underage b&
>>684794100
No problem /b/ro. Everyone hates op now.
>>684793622
>ain't that convenient
>>684793622
>>684793622
why did they confiscate the phone, if it was a random friend in the audience filming it? They wouldnt have caught him if he's one kid in the audience with a phone out :L
Fake as fuck
This threads just gonna keep on going ain't it?
>>684794216
>>684794216
we should find his facebook and raid it! maybe then OP will learn to deliver next time.
>>684793622
Well isn't that convenient?
>>684794474
Hell fucking yes. Let's do that.
