To the traitor and bastard Jon Snow,
You allowed thousands of Wildlings to pass the Wall. You have betrayed your own kind. You have betrayed the North. Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see.
Your brother Rickon is in my dungeon. His direwolf's skin is on my floor. Come and see.
I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers. Keep her from me, and I will ride north and slaughter every Wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see.
Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
>>684783338
Get some
John Snow
>>684783600
/thread
xxXEdgelordXxx (son of ruse)
>>684783600
>>684784234
So you mean every thread?
>>684783338
i like to look down your wife's dress. do something about it, pussy.
>>684784234
Literally every thread on /b/
>>684784234
RIP /B/ - the random
>>684784359
Never even noticed this. Thank you based anon.
>>684784447
Ironically, every thread but this one.
>>684783338
he gon' die.
>>684783338
The only one I have ever rooted for in GoT is Ramsay. Team Bolton all the way.
>>684783338
jon snow is obama
>>684785632
Yes, Ramsay is the best
>>684783600
Jon Snow*
>>684783338
Isn't he dead?
>>684783338
I have a feeling this guy's death wont be pretty.
>>684785614
He'll die in some clichéd sword fight with Jon Snow at the end of the season. He'll probably kill Rickon first, though.
>>684785632
>>684785857
So you like... sadists that antagonize everone until they get brutally murdered? Hmm, I see...
>thinking jon snow is going to kill bolton.....
>not realising that GRRM likes to kill off beloved characters...
pretty obvious jon is getting killed again and ramsey will be ruler of the north and get to throatfuck sansa again..dont expect the expected...expect the unexpected ...GRRM is a true bastard like that
>>684786297
Ramsay from the books and Ramsay from the show will probably die different deaths. The guys writing for the show are shit, so expect Ramsay's death to be the same as your typical villain in Xena: Warrior Princess.
>>684783338
THE ROOSE IS LOOSE!!
>>684783338
>>684784178
He should sit on the iron throne
>>684783600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnwF4yoWI
>>684786297
>implying that jon doesnt get to fuck daenerys
>song of ice and fire
ok
>>684784359
sauce?
>>684789478
ramsay did nothing wrong
>>684789560
Ummm Jon IS the song of Ice and Fire.
He's a targaryen and a stark,
To the traitor and bastard Jon Snow,
You allowed thousands of Wildlings to pass the Wall. You have betrayed your own kind. You have betrayed the North. Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see.
Your brother Rickon is in my dungeon. His direwolf's skin is on my floor. Come and see.
I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers. Keep her from me, and I will ride north and slaughter every Wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see.
Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
>>684789818
This should be copypasta.
>To the traitor and /b/astard m00t...
Can't wait for the season finale when Snow puts a sword through this guys urethra
>>684789723
unless it refers to Bran utilising his eventual godlike worg powers to control the dragons to torch the living fuck out of the white walkers as they've already indicated their weakness to dragon/dragonglass
>>684790391
Cant wait for the scene where Sansa Stark is gang raped by the Bolton army, after based Ramsey fucks up that weak bastard jon sneeu
>>684789478
that's probably how he sees it
>>684790314
To the traitor and bastard Moot,
You allowed thousands of normies to pass the Wall. You have betrayed your own kind. You have betrayed 4chan. /b/ is mine, bastard. Come and see.
Your brother Hiroshimoot is in my dungeon. His foreskin is on my floor. Come and see.
I want my /b/ back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Anime lovers. Keep her from me, and I will ride north and slaughter every weeaboo man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your Google. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see.
Anon, Lord of 4chan and Warden of /b/
>>684791393
>>684786297
Jon is a targ and Ramsey is just a bump in the road to the throne. Ramsey will probably end up getting killed by theon or Jon
>>684788015
Sadist fuck.
The samefaggotry runs deep in this thread.
>>684786297
You realize that Rickon is probably going to warg into all of Ramsay's dogs and kill him that way, right?
>>684793490
thats Bran u dumbass
>>684793490
That would be sweet
>>684793808
They all have the ability, shitdick. It's a Stark thing. Bran is getting in touch with it on a deeper level, but they can all worg. Rickon is pretty much a wildling now, I'm sure that broad taught him some shit too.
>>684792104
How in all the fucks would Jon ever be a targaryen? It makes not even a little sense for his hair to be black eyes to be black and for there to have been such a strong connection for Ned to Jon.
>>684794346
Leanna and Robert hit the skins then she ran off with rhaegar the prettyboy.
>>684794346
I'm wondering if they did some magic shit to hide Jon's Targaery-ness so that Robert would never know.
>>684794778
Or Targ traits are just recessive.
>>684794346
He's half stark. If you haven't picked up on all the hints that he's a Targaryen then idk what to tell you anon. He's targ.
>>684794825
Would they be though?
Their traits seem like a big deal, and Jon looks way more Barratheon than Stark. It feels like they'd do something to make Jon appear to be Barratheon. Hiding the Stark traits wouldn't be a big deal.
>>684794346
Read up on R+L=J
>>684783338
Shut the fuck up Melon Fucker
Anybody else think Tyrion could be Targaryen as well? It would complete the three headed dragon.
>>684795625
I hope the third one is Euron, but probably not
>>684785973
I don't think he'll even get that. I think he'll just go out being a retard, possibly at the hands of his own allies. Without his dad around to keep him in check, he's fucked.
>>684795025
i've been thinking this for a long time!
any one with Barratheon blood has kings blood. maybe why the red woman (i suck with names) takes such an interest in him.
>>684793490
That would be pretty dope.
>>684795625
yep
Who else is gonna ride the dragons but Daenarys, Tyrion and Jon
Who cares? I just can't wait for the Hound!!!
>>684784359
shit needs to be slowed down
>>684795025
>>684794346
>2016 not knowing uncle ned took john and said it was own soon to protect him
>>684796354
what, you think the Red Lady will resurrect him too?
now that roose is death maybe ramsay will team up with the lannisters
>>684796724
Well everyone knows that, but he has to look Barratheon for a reason, whether by magic or whatever else.
The other options would be him born with Targ features or Stark features, and that would make no sense to hide the Stark features.
So why/how does he look more Barratheon than Targaeryen? I agree with R+L=J but I'm just wondering how he looks the way he does.
>>684797239
what R and L
>>684797208
Nah, I think Thoros of Myr does.
>>684797356
Rhaegar and Lyanna
>>684797239
Because he's a human and cast as an actor. Jesus Christ. He isn't Baratheon
>>684797239
>he looks Baratheon
What? He looks like a Stark you cuck
>>684783338
I hope Drogon the dragon bites this
fucker's head off and roasts the body
with his fire-breath.
>>684797367
Why would he tho?
>>684795280
holy fuck I totally forgot he was Simon
>>684797442
They cast these roles according to character description, you fucking mongoloid. Martin described Jon the way he did for a reason, and HBO cast someone that fit the given description. Do you not know how this shit works?
Is Jon Azor Ahai or what? Or is the show going to ignore that story line.
>>684794825
in fact they mostly married with each other. Probably to avoid their traits to disappear
>>684797239
why does he have to look barratheon?
the story is ned banged a random slut during the war? so hed only have to look stark
>>684797367
>>684796354
The Hound is not dead, he's chilling at the quiet isle with his new alias 'The Gravedigger'
>>684797767
If R+L=J, Jon is literally the Prince that was promised
>>684797688
Dude. He looks Stark.
Your autism is showing anon.
>>684797638
Don't know. But resurrection seems to be a running theme this season with all the red priests and such. I just think they just may recognize him since he fought Beric before and bring him back? Idk, just a hunch.
>>684797610
Why did you even say cuck here? What's even the reason for it? Can you not express yourself without a meme?
He fits the Barratheon description way more than the Stark.
>>684797834
Stop posting anon.
>>684797991
explain im actually curious
>>684797980
It makes 0 sense for him to look Baratheon, why do you even think that?
>>684797834
>>684797991
I dont mean the real story I mean the story that ned told everyone
>>684797980
>on 4chan
>complains about dank may mays
>>684797980
to elicit a reaction you cuck
hook, line, sinker
>>684798067
Google R+L=J.
There are too many hints dropped to list here. The latest was brans dream where the sword of the morning was guarding a tower with a woman having a baby.
>>684798128
Ned lied to protect Jon from being killed by Robert. Remember Robert wanted every Targaryen dead. Jon is Ned's sisters kid.
>>684783338
AUTISTIC 4CHANER,
GET OUT OF YOUR HOME BEFORE YOU BECOME A PERMANENT SHUT IN,COME SEE
GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, LOSE 300 POUNDS BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR LEGS,
COME SEE
>>684798114
He's the only Stark child with black hair and pretty much black eyes. All of the other children have red-auburn hair. There are other features described in the book that all paint Jon as the odd man out, and all are in line with the Barratheon appearance.
I'm not saying he HAS to look Barratheon, but he does. And if R+L=J, then why does he not have the typical Targ features or why does he not look more Stark?
If not Stark, he'd have to have the white hair. He either never has or it's been changed somehow.
>>684798349
I know that retard, my point in saying that was that John has no reason to be called or look like a barratheon like the other anon was suggesting
>>684798429
oh my fuck I know this
>>684798128
>Ned finds baby of Rhaegar and Lyanna at ToJ
>Robert B wants to kill all targs
>because he was cucked by the targaryens
>he wanted dat stark pussy
>Jon (the baby ned finds at ToJ), son of Rhaegar + Lyanna
>is a stark
>is a targ
>Robert B will totally kill him if anyone finds out
>Lyanna goes "No one must know, Promise me, Ned"
>paraphrasing here
>Ned, honourable douchenozzle he is
>brings back targ baby Jon as his bastard
>Whoopsiedaisy, I fell and my dick landed in some peasant woman during Roberts Rebellion, and I fathered a bastard
>Not Jon Targaryen
>Jon Snow
>No one bats an eye
>>684798535
because hes not pure targ brah
>>684784359
>>684798535
You have got to be trolling at this point.
>>684798535
He doesn't look like a baratheon though
>>684798665
How did Lyanna die was it due to childbirth?
>>684798751
>>684798665
ah man
I know.
>>684798786
THE FANS
>>684797934
>all the red priests
>>684798865
>>684783338
>real version
Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.
Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.
I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.
I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.
Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.
>>684798931
THIS UGLY BITCH SMALL FACE IS SO OVER RATED
>>684798976
AGAIN AUTISTIC FAT FUCK- THE FANS ALWAYS WIN
>>684799025
>>684799125
BITCH ONLY HANGS AROUND WITH HOT CHICKS
>>684799085
>>684798665
Dang dude that's crazy never would of thought hallelujah
>>684798535
Uh, because the other half of him is Baratheon you fucking Mongol?
>>684799198
>>684798928
>new one coming next episode
>>684799204
THE FANS.....THE ONES FAR AWAY AT LEAST
To the autists saying he doesn't look Stark because he doesn't have auburn/red hair take a fucking minute to think about it the Stark children were the sons and daughters of Caetlyn Tully and Ned. Sure Ned's hair isn't black but some of his family were such as Benjen, Jon is the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna we don't know what her hair colour was but it doesn't really matter, the Targ traits are probably recessive seeing as all the blonde Targs are children of incest between 2 Targs. He could look Baratheon but who cares you all know the best plot point would be for R + L = J.
>>684799252
I BET YOU SHE'S A CUNT AND HALF. EVEN THE GUY WHO PLAYS SNOW SAYS SHE'S A BITCH
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>>684783338
i LEGIT JUST SUCKED MY MI GORENG OFF MY KEYBORD FOR READING HALF O THIS SHIT.
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>>684799473
Shes fucking loving that
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This thread is becoming way too /b/ rip
>>684785632
Fuck being normal right
>>684799473
Sophie?!
>>684799702
this is now a trap thread
>>684791393
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>The real MVP
>>684798893
have you heard of R+L=J though? its about Jon's true parentage
>>684798848
Not confirmed, but very probable
>>684800284
alittle late to the troll parade
>>684784359
>>684799545
SO AVERAGE AND HOMILY.
>>684785632
WOW!! SO FUCKING EDGY.
UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH OF THE 15TH C MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A CHOIR BOY....GO FUCK OFF FAT FUCKING LOSER.
>>684800347
I was this anon: >>684798665
felt bad after reading this: >>684798893
>>684800364
topkek
>>684790391
>puts a sword through this guys urethra
Jesus, dude.
>>684800670
>>684790391
can't wait untill jon snow's pupper get gang raped by ramsay's puppers
>>684798928
lol. do you even watch the show?
You all realize that John had to marry Sansa and have bear an heir to become the rightful lord of the north.
GOT...incest at its best
>>684801521
what?
>>684801521
Actually sansa as the queen of the north can make john snow into john stark and pass him.crown
>>684800128
I'm rooting for Baelish, He'll win.
>>684801696
NO HE WON'T FUCK HEAD. IT'S BASED ON "BALANCE OF POWER" IN EUROPE THE MOST LEVEL HEADED AND DIPLOMATIC WINS- WHICH IS MOST LIKELY JON SNOW.
>>684801855
Jimmie will win.
Jimmie is like Petyr.
>>684801993
FUCK OFF FAT BOY.
>>684784234
That looks like a bunch of random shit.
>>684802069
I'm not fat.
>>684802194
45% BF IS FAT EVEN IN YOUR STATE
>>684802264
I don't live in a state.
>>684802264
hodor?
>>684802437
YOU ARE THE STATE PEOPLE LIVE ON
>>684802629
you too
>>684802629
Then Petyr will win in my state.
>>684802772
>Petyr
LITTLEFINGER=LITTLE DICK
SO YOU CAN RELATE TO HIM.
>>684785862
*Triggered*
>>684785632
same. the show is shit now, might as well root for the most badass motherfucker in the realm
>>684798962
so much more badass
>>684784359
episode?
>>684799198
>>684803745
WELL, THERE GOES MY THEORY