Waifu claiming thread. >Spicy Edition The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Spicy Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>spicily claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post spicy pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>spicy RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss spicy stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised spicy content
>most importantly: Follow The Rules
Kud claim~
>Going to sleep edition
See you all in a couple hours
Reposting this in case Shizuru missed it
The game I was suggesting was here https://vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.
>>684776969
Have a good night Kud. I'll check in to getting it.
But i made omne first..
684776834
>>684777111
I'll let you make the next bread, whoever you are.
>>684777111
Dumbass.
But your's was made earlier.
>>684777228
>your's
Yes, I know that's wrong.
still here
I claim all your waifus
>>684777463
>>684777476
>>684777492
why you going after the down under
>>684777492
Seems like a nice guy
>>684777228
i'm new..
i dont know how to quote
Game claim
what happens if you don't follow the rules?
Do you get a shitty cripple waifu like hanako?
Chaika claim is here
>>684777737
That's what the Quick Reply is for.
>>684777791
What game?
>>684777867
nope
nothing
>>684777737
>cringe worthy
>>684777972
Playing fire emblem fates right now. Finally got what I needed for ∞ grinding.
Going to bed now
Night thread, stay beautiful
>>684778096
Am playing Isaac right now.
>>684778256
Isaac? Which game is that? I can o ly think of The Binding Of Isaac.
>>684778096
You were new once, asshole.
>>684778409
Yep, that's my Isaac. I have a small Isaac addiction to be honest.
>>684778524
How much of it have you beaten?
>>684778634
Platinum God, couldn't be asked to get 1001%.
I'm actually lying, I just can't stand to play the Keeper.
>>684778418
Yes, I was. But I never made a mistake like that before. I didn't mean to sound like an asshole but let me repay my assholiness with some help. Try lurking a bit more. Just a bit helps. If you notice, there are 2 arrows before the response number. Also before you ask how to green text, its with only 1 right arrow.
>>684778524
Ahh yes... Isaac. I beat it like twice. But evertytime it gets harder.
>>684778790
Correction: Real Platinum God.
>>684778790
Totally reasonable. He sucks to play.
I did the same thing, really.
>>684778790
I have like 100 h in Isaac
finished it with so many different monsters in the end
I love Cain/
Anyone up for a Town of salem game?
>>684778993
Anyone that doesn't play as The Lost every run is a pussy.
>favorite character: Eden
>>684776798
Thank you for reminding me at the fact that I cried and Jerked off to the same game.
>>684779225
Lost is fun if you have holy mantle unlocked. Otherwise it's just an exercise in breaking anything within arm's reach, in my opinion.
(No i don't actually rage)
Eden is probably my favorite to just dick around with.
>>684779421
woah
>>684779421
You fucker...
>>684779517
>>684779533
<3
Good morning.
>>684779225
How much egg?
>>684779671
Go die you horrible piece of shit.
>>684779533
>>684779610
The trick is picking a character there there's so little 34 of that nobody can find it. Lol
>>684779671
'Morning, Homura.
>>684779348
>Jerked off
You monster
>>684779671
Good morning, beautiful.
>>684779225
Eve is bae
>>684779671
Good morning! How are you?
>>684779723
I think I'll stay.
>>684779723
Ayy! Shizuru looks so happy in that pic.
>>684779768
Howdy Hanako?
Good morning.
>>684779941
Im fine myself but as always am worried about others. What about you?
>H
>>684779681
Not enough.
>RIP "Everybody Scum Up" video.
>201X-2016
>>684779994
Mornin, Galko! What have you been up to lately?
>>684779348
I fucked up my own post but whatever. I might replay Katawa Shoujo
>>684780042
Don't worry, I'm like that too. Sometimes I wonder if I should worry or not but as always I can't help it.
>>684779994
'Morning Galko
>>684779946
She does! I love it.
How are you?
>>684779941
I know i know. Was more taunting the porn poster in to trying to do something that's nigh impossible.
>>684779768
Really?
You didn't?
You didn't Jerk your gerk to any of the girls?
Not even shizune?
Rory claim.
>>684780162
Literally nothing. I woke up 20 minutes ago and I just got out of the shower. How are you?
>>684780287
Hi Shizuru.
Britfag Maki Claimed.
Good morning /waifu/.
How is everyone today?
>>684780225
Sometimes its like that... worrying for no reason at all. But when someone goes all emo and starts cutting himself then I know there is a reason to worry.
>>684780287
Fine but worried about a friend. And now that pic makes me want to pet her.
>>684780292
No.
>>684780395
>>684780463
I cooked a dozen eggs today. And I didn't eat any of them.
>>684780300
The god of Death hath returned
>>684780300
Hello Rory.
>>684780463
Pretty good. You?
>>684780479
Oh? Anything you want to talk about or are you ok?
>>684776798
CLAIMED
>>684780509
Why?
>>684780463
Hello.
>>684780601
Thanks, but I already vented it out enough. What about you?
>>684780618
Fake?
>>684780509
Is this a new meme? Pretty sure someone said the same thing yesterday
>>684780601
I'm decent. It's a nice day might go for a jog later.
>>684780673
Hi Galko. How are you?
>>684780287
I see... I appreciate your effort to help me.
>>684780300
>>684780463
Yo what up people!
Im just playing some fire emblem fate.
>>684780479
Yeah I know. My friends played a prank on me where one was cheating on the other and I was torn in 2 trying to solve the problem... Ahh those were the days...
>I burned my wrist yesterday, i look like an emo person now. Hope people font notice
>>684780479
What friend are you worried about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tLmZeOOl4
I miss old times
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>684777430
>>684777463
>>684777476
>>684777492
Stop it Tsuyu.
>>684780618
Hello, beautiful.
>How have you been?
>>684780673
Because I was bored and I could.
>I still have the eggs served on plates
>I have them placed around the house
>>684780759
Nope. That was me, and I still have the eggs with me.
>>684780828
Well... a friend.
>>684780812
Dang those pranks ain't really that fun. And how did that happen?
>>684780710
I'm alright. Just staying up far too late/early.
>>684780868
'Morning(?) Noire.
Just straight up posting Dio's alters now? Lol
>>684780878
You should probably throw those out.
>>684780812
Hi Squid!
>>684780868
Ohayou gozaimasu Senpai! Are you feeling better today? <3
>>684780878
Are you practicing making them or something~?
>>684780878
Noooo!!!!! Do something about it!!
>>684780868
>>684780618
>>684779994
Il missing top many people between replies and games. Hello to all.
>>684780682
Nigga
>>684780759
I'm alright. How are you?
>>684780868
Noire.
>>684780878
>placed around the house
Probably not a good idea.
My wifu faggots and you all can suck my magic wand
>>684780287
>Likee I care about your loli shit
>>684781088
>magic wand
DotA too much?
>>684781040
They're cold, but still edible.
>I think I'll eat them
>Sometime soon
>>684781041
No. I was bored.
>>684781048
I could, but what exactly can I do?
>>684781049
They're served on plates. They're cold, but fine.
>I think
>>684780509
I never leave. Unless I do.
>>684780812
Wish I had fates. Really wish I did.
>>684780849
What up Chen
https://youtu.be/X6-dnn4aO9Q
>>684781040
We share that same curse my friend. What time is it there?
>H
>>684781115
I was gonna type pee pee but magic wand sounds magigically delicious
>>684781201
Hey, just trying to climb up again.
How about you? What's up?
>>684781040
>It's 1pm, use CEST timezone whilst replying to me
Morning Shizu~
Well I saved them all so they're actual Noire pics now.
>>684781041
Ohayou Maki~
Yes I'm better today, my Kouhai doesn't need to worry <3
>>684781048
Hello there~
>>684781049
Good morning Galko, unless you still have to go to sleep.
>>684781179
Eggs are one of the highest salmonella chances you can get. Get rid of them.
>professional chef, have seen restaurants closed for eggs left out for a day
>>684781049
I'm decent, a little tired but might go running later.
>>684781179
Whatever to pass the time I guess~
>>684781322
I wasn't worried but now I'm happy~~
>>684781038
I knew both of them before they knew each other. But regardless, they were drinking and they though, " hey, who is ika more loyal to?" So they made a bet and started the prank.
>>684781041
Hello! How are you!
>>684781179
Just eat them!! Its not that hard!
>>684781201
Its quite fun. Unless your playing lunatic, then it becomes a chore but I'm past that point.
>>684781179
Why?
>I just don't get it
>>684781327
This.
>>684781322
I woke up not too long ago.
>good morning
>>684781368
That's good.
>>684781302
Eating some dirty bird after drinking tonight. I go out every Tuesday night with friends for catch up and weekly plannings.
>>684781322
>animal abuse plz
>>684781264
4:20am
>inb4 blaze it
>>684781322
Nice.
I'll try to remember your time zone. I make no promises though Lol
>>684781327
Well, if you say so.
>It was kind of amusing
>Random plates of scrambled eggs just sitting everywhere
>I felt productive today
Maybe next week, I'll cook two dozen.
>>684781425
I do impulsive things when I'm bored.
>Cooking eggs just happen to be one
>>684781449
As a fellow stoner, every time its x:20 minutes we have a saying.
>Its 4:20 somewhere in the world.
>>684781536
>Rory=1 comment
>me= 5+ comments
Gill me
>ika
>>684781417
Lunatic has always been ridiculous. Its literally
>how fucked up you wanna be today fam
>>684781536
Amusing but harmful as fuck. They are the reason most mayos have to be store bought, for OHS reasons.
>>684781617
Nice pic.
>>684781442
Probably need some translation on dirty bird.
>KFC
>>684781368
Nice to know~
>Still cute~
>>684781425
I just had an oral test and I'll be off from class in 10 minutes.
>>684781442
Why~
They're so cute <3
>
>>684781449
Don't worry about it~
>>684781617
https://youtu.be/THInLmziG_g
Nice.
>>684780710
We'll yeah she's 2D
>>684780878
I don't role play my dude
>>684781048
Hey how's it going?
>>684781786
Forgot picture
>>684781726
Cute as dicks. Just one of them isnt happy.
>>684781736
Sup, agoniser.
>>684781682
Get some knowledge behind you. Or experience.
>>684781745
Love that comic. 100% Tats.
>>684781425
any plans for today?
>>684781726
I'm just happy you're in a good mood
>you an absolute qtest
I'm headed to work. I'll be back soon.
>>684781536
That's really weird.
>>684781726
That sucks. How'd it go?
>>684781736
Leg Goddess.
>>684781442
Do you drink much?
>>684781617
Washington state is filled to the brim with 20something stoners, but i am not one.
What time's it for you?
>eat pies and chips (literally the only we're allowed to eat her in Australia)
>get pain in back tooth
>brush teeth afterwards
>spit out blood
>pain goes away about an hour after
>decide to brush every morning and night
Anyway, hows everyone's day/night going?
did i miss anything?
>>684781745
Dank.
>>684781704
Indeed, easy to cut and all.
>>684781814
I meant fake as in you're not the usual Kagami claimer.
>>684781928
12:28, time for me to get off the computer and do what I gotta do.
>>684781882
Greetings, fledgling love goddess. How goes it this morning?
>I suffer even in my sleep
>>684781907
THE breast goddess Galko. I've just woken up, how's your morning or afternoon treating you?
Sup
>>684781736
Greetings, Juri. How fares your recent exploits?
>>684781992
I did a stupid and potentially harmful thing that has earned me the name "Eggman" in school.
>>684781918
About 3 glasses over 2 hours. We try to keep it civil.
>>684781992
>wish that was available right now, but Im stuck with KFC
>>684781704
I beat awakening on lunatic. After that I got cocky and went on to lunatic+. Horrible idea.
>>684781786
I'm doing good. Playing games and here on /waifu/
>too lewd
>>684781882
Time to read up on eggs I guess.
>>684781907
Good luck at work.
>>684781992
Mine is going smoothly. Just playing games.
>>684781882
Fine...
>You know they're the same person?
>
>>684781906
Glad that you're happy<3
>And you're the same, Maki~
>>684781907
I'm okay with the minimum as long as they don't reject me at finals.
>63/100
>>684782103
Ah bummer.
Enjoy your stuff you gotta do i suppose. Lol
>>684782139
Hey Kazuki. What's up?
>>684781906
Just work.
>>684782132
Same here, it's been alright so far.
>>684782172
Thanks.
>>684782225
Probably better than what I would get.
>actually leaving now
>bye
>>684782132
Its 9:30 pm here, legs. Im just eating some food.
>>684782225
>besides the point
>selfcest is bestcest
>>684782140
oh, what happened?
>>684782150
heresy
>>684782172
>first time i've ever heard of someone in here having a good time
>>684782294
See you later Galko, have a nice day.
>>684782309
When fucking yourself is something you would do everyday.
>damn straight
>>684782225
>selfcest
I'm sickened but curious.
>Maybe just curious
>>684782460
Read these >>684780509
>>684780878
>>684781179
>>684781536
I'm going for a jog.
>>684782225
>how can we both be the qtest~~?
>>684782592
see you soon Tats. Good luck
>>684782140
Ahoy there Hanako.
>I think there's two of you?
I wouldn't say my exploits have been well... but I suppose it hasn't been bad either. It's just been excruciatingly difficult to stay distracted and not think about August.
>>684782294
I'm glad to hear that. Any plans for today? I'm off work today so I was thinking about visiting the ocean, or the woods where I live.
>>684782309
Eheheh. So it is, then. I'm just preparing coffee myself. You planning on staying up tonight, then?
>>684782556
oh, that's weirdly amusing to read
>>684782592
k, don't be a feg and trip over your own shoes like i used to.
>>684776798
guys. the patting.
>wut do?
>>684782711
Not for too much longer, I have to work early tomorrow.
>>684782276
Just chillin and watching shitty movies
You?
>>684782791
Fight back
>>684779071
>>684782460
Hmm... I actually can't think of a time someone else said they were good. But pretty sure some one has been good on the thread before.
>>684782995
she wore a onesy to the public pool with me though wutdo...
is.meows ;;
>>684782556
Only maybe?
>Hehe~
>>684782666
>Nice trips Satan
We can, I consider you the cutest and you consider me the cutest <3
>>684779071
>Noticed
No I won't accept that~
>>684783198
I guess that's fine <3 qt
>>684783174
Thats a problem
Have you tryed patting first?
>>684783032
we only focus on the darkness of life and ignore the good so we can feel accomplished once we reach the emperor's light when we die
>>684782902
Ah, I see then. Well, it was good to see you for a short time, to say the least. Here's to you having a somewhat decent day.
>>684782995
Starting some VN that Kud wanted people to play. It's so old it asked me on start up if i wanted monochrome or not.
>>684783328
It is Hehe~ <3
>I like this ship
>>684783413
she got first strike im not sure how to proceed.
>>684783427
Lol
>wordsofwisdom
>>684783430
>red wine
Disgusting. white wine master race
>>684783549
>w-we're a ship senpai?
>>684783732
o- oh... dear....
>>684783630
Gotta love some orange blossom white wine
(Prosecco fior d'arancio)
>>684783748
>I-I thought we were~
>
>>684783549
>>684783748
>w-we're a ship senpai?
Oh my God Maki a blind man in the dark could see it.
>>684782150
You're a respected member of society
I wonder how many smokers are in here
>>684783947
I guess it's alright~~
>>684783965
>
>>684783965
That reminds me of what happened earlier today
>be me
>be hungry
>leave room
>enter living room
>enter kitchen
>turn on light
>blindasfuck.jpg
>go bact to room for glasses.
>>684783617
Sneek up to her
>>684783965
>Hanako knows~
>>684784146
I think it's better than "alright"
>Well...
>>684784747
It's fine I like it
>I'm just a bit shy~
>and tsun~
I now remember why I hate nigbt winter riding.
80kph at 2 Celcius sucks.
>>684784970
I like it too.
>No worries~
>Kouhai <3
>>684784747
>>684784970
>>684785193
Well, you two clearly like each other that much. I now pronounce you an official ship!
Now go make out or something, because this kind of pent-up tension you two have is so blatantly obvious it kind of hurts.
>Decreed by Hanako, who has most recently earned her shipmaster license on the internet
>>684776798
Got a concert after classes today.
So how is everyone?
>>684785193
>qt senpai~
>>684785294
Thank you Hanako!
>>684785702
>concert
I'm intrigued. Tell me more!
>>684785823
I play clarinet in my school band and we're having a beginning, symphonic, advanced, and jazz band concer
Quickly, make a new thread. We're about to hit image limit.
>>684786038
Damn, I remember my time in the school band
>Sax player
>Advanced and jazz band
Good times, good times...
I can make one when the image limit will be hit.
>>684786104
Why thread so slow right now
>>684786265
Alright.
>>684786038
I love jazz!
I play bass and I've done concerts before.
I always wanted to play wind/brass but never pursued it.
Hope you have fun!
>>684786309
Dunno. Maybe everyone else has a life.
>>684785294
Thank you Hanako~
>Make out or something
Well I certainly wouldn't expect that from you.
>>684785823
>qt Kouhai~
>Hehe~
I'll make the new bread.
>Still have the copypasta~
>>684786309
Children are in bed or school
>>684786344
>>684786038
Fuck. I've always wanted to play the steel drums, but I slipped up and never got the opportunity. Now I'm in college and I have literally no chance of playing it.
>>684786344
Clarinet is fucking easy,
Open note is G
And then press a tone hole on the back you get the next lowest note
Then you pinch two tone holes and you get E
>>684786309
Maybe a lot of the people here live in the U.S..
It's 5:29 in California.
>>684786389
Yeah, well it's kind of in the job description. Not necessarily needed to be followed, but more or less a guideline.
And also the fact that you and Maki's belligerent sexual tension is seeping through my screen and something needs to be done.
>>684786309
>>684786373
>>684786446
Time zones are a thing.
>>684786658
It's 6pm right now
>>684786562
It is 8:30 in FL
>>684786658
Exactly. It's early morning in the U.S.
Maybe most people in thread are Americunts.
>>684786658
Not every timezone has the same population.
>H
>>684786725
Am i mean
>Leone
>>684786787
Shit AM i meant
>leone
shinaki claimed
im loenly
>>684787320
lonely
farudee claimed
where is everyone?
heu
hey i mean
sakuoa claim
>>684782294
ur waifu i licute
>>684782103
No I'm not but that asshole always claims her before I do. If you were there is called him a weeaboo faggot and Claimed Rei
