Waifu claiming thread.
>Cooking Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: The Rules
>>684768917
If you can't take the heat...
>>684768917
>>684768278
Yuno you're always my ship.
>but i can still have a fleet.
>>684768864
shh
>>684768623
is there a problem with that?
still here
Megumin claimed and going to sleep~
Looks like it's cooking edition!
>Kud Claim
>>684769028
>>684768917
FUCKING BURN LMFAO
i didn't know you cook new bread in a pot
Miho claimed
Going to bed soon its 430am
>>684768864
NO NO PLS INTERVENE
>>684769031
I want off this ride!
>>684769049
Sleep well best mage!
Claim.
Here for a few
>claim
>>684768721
I don't know what all girls think of me, but the friends and colleagues I have do seem to like me enough. As for students, I personally enjoy having females more than male ones.
At least they know how to behave and generally help me in class.
I'm assuming all students hate me though, because I'm quite strict, even for Greek educational standards.
>>684768750
https://youtu.be/AwY4pzb0Pjs
>>684768852
Basically, I ate an entire cake that was WAY overdue.
>The extremely unnatural sweet taste was probably the second clue...
>>684769031
>>684769136
But Hotaru seems to be so happy with Yuno. I can't destroy that.
>No matter how much I want to
Milinda claim
>>684768760
Oh! Im soooo sorry I worried you... I had no idea you knew already. You should say hi more often if your really lurking that much... kek
Im gonna miss you too friend.
>won't let Shinoa ship me with anyone else
>Your damn right, your mine <3
>>684769325
NO
You can have her! SET ME FREE
>>684769049
Night, Megumi!
>>684769122
Night Miho
>>684769325
I have to ask, what compelled you to eat said cake?
>And why didn't you stop after a few bites?
clmd
>>684768626
Well i mean...
let's take a quick glance around before we start declaring we're "Alright" Lol
That said, i only had one year of High School. Then i took the stuffy classes that interested me at college which means all my classmates were super older than me. i think i picked up a few years or something during the time.
>>684768627
You're vastly more patient or something than i. I can't deal with teens in large groups any more.
Or the ones who refuse to speak a flavor of English i can decipher
>>684769325
Why would you even eat it!!
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
>>684769136
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BOYS
>>684769325
Yuno loves me
>but yuno wont admit it
>why only have one ship when i can have a fleet
>>684769299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7KWD2mT-uo
>>684769299
You know if you have any weebs in your classes?
>>684769624
Kys
>>684769543
We're all alright.
Wow, you skipped a lot more than I did though. And even when I got to college I just took two years of Gen Eds so that I could start on a major at 18.
>Still working on it all
>>684769727
Love is in the air~
>>684769710
Me.
>>684769543
Not necessarily English.
>>684769455
Yeah im going to bed now night.
>>684769403
>bully hug
Night everyone.
>>684769455
>>684769545
It was midnight. I was tired. I wanted a snack.
>I didn't realize until I felt the excessive need to hurl
>>684769624
Sorry Hotaru, this is where I cross the line. You should only have one ship, and you should stick to that ship - I don't think it's right to have multiple ones.
I'm honored, really, but you're with Yuno. I have no right.
>>684769643
Fake/10 unless you show me my cousin
>>684769643
oi, can i have my KYS now?
>>684769919
Kisses night <3
>>684769136
Sorry, I can't separate two puzzle pieces that fit each other.
>>684769031
>>684770010
Goodnight.
>sad
<3
>>684768917
claimed
>>684769122
Here's a preemptive goodnight, if I fall asleep first. I'll repay the pats someday.
>>684769403
If I said hi it wouldn't be lurking and I wouldn't be able to spy on everyone's conversations.
That came out wrong but I don't know how else to word it.
>>684769936
>hugs
Goodnight friend
>>684769977
You didn't realize the fucking flavor!?
WHAT THE FUCK!
>>684769919
Nice.
>>684769978
>>684769987
>>684769977
>one ship
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>>684770051
you can just add on to the puzzle, it'll be fun.
>thenwecanallbugyuno
>>684770141
Yeah I guess I understand. Wish we could talk more though... You want to see those tank pics?
>>684770260
As i said,a fake
>>684769977
Food poisoning is fun that way
>it's all good until it's not
>>684770260
Absolute legend
>>684769919
True. It's hard to call that English.
>>684769821
I had a few classes that i had to take, but generally i was free to do what i wanted.
I regret everything!.... Lol
>>684770260
Lol
>>684769821
>>684770051
This is balls, WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE THREAD SUPPORTING THIS
>>684770260
you could've at least given a spike kys pleb
>>684770318
At least we'll have loads to talk about when you get back. Ill even throw you a welcome party if you know the exact day. And you're damn skippy!
>>684770260
hi spike
>>684770267
wouldnt having more than one ship make you have none
I'm not here
but I actually am always here
kill me
>>684770443
I tried to help you once.
You told me i was trying to trick you.
I remain unshipped, you got shipped right away.
Hah.
>>684770165
Yeah, really not one of my proudest moments.
>Well, I actually did, in a sense, but either I didn't mind or I didn't care.
>>684770267
Look, I really do like you, but you're already shipped. If you weren't, I'd be jumping on that boat in no time. But because you are, I won't take part.
I don't play that way.
>>684770513
>it would make me have a fleet
>hotaru
>>684770420
Αγγλικά είναι αυτά;
>>684770420
They had me on a tight leash. Every semester blocked out so that I finished all of the requirements for most state schools here. Lucky too, the school I went to stopped doing the program two years later.
What kind of stuff did you take, if I might ask.
>I took 3 semesters of Japanese because I've always been a degenerate.
>>684770443
We don't design the ships. We just make sure they keep sailing.
>>684770610
WHATS THE POINT, might as well embrace it..
>>684770508
I am supposed to be back on the 28th of June I think. I will check on that for you. A party sounds perfect! Let me get my phone quick and I will post them for ya
>>684770825
>embrace it
something you have yet to do
>>684770669
ONE OF THESE DAYS YUNO WILL LEAVE ME.
>if i let yuno leave me
Me and the hubby at the beach
>>684770968
>>684770968
qt/10
>>684770943
Fine, this is me embracing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWAdlkGmKrg
>>684770508
>>684770896
This here is my tank :)
>Milinda
>>684771142
>still not fully embracing it
>>684770825
>>684770943
Like I said puzzle pieces. No matter how different they look, they find a way to be together.
>>684770896
Hey I threw one for Sanae's 21st. So why not? I think I may be on vacation that week so it'll be easy anyway.
>>684771014
Megane!!
>>684770759
I know i know... (not that i know what you said)
I was trying to make a joke of some kind.
>>684770811
2 quarters of japanese
microecon, macroecon
a couple physics class
precalc-calc
a few english classes (required)
Uhhh...
Psyc, poli sci, a phys ed class...
This is strangely hard to remember them all.
![Aizawa4[censored].png](https://i.imgur.com/xdQdPlT.png "Aizawa4[censored].png")
Welp...that happened
>>684770968
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>>684771206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0l2r0IxkI
>>684771365
>STILL NOT FULLY EMBRACING IT
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME YUNO
>>684771248
And if not you just cut one piece until it does fit~
>>684771262
Well at least I'm not the only one who took Japanese. The rest of my stuff was the same too except for physics and psyc. I took two history courses and a required humanities thing.
Pretty similar overall though.
>>684771188
This is the breechblock. It's where I load the 120mm rounds. It's like a huge firing pin for tanks...
>apparently all my other pictures are too big to upload
>Milinda
>>684771496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYlG3aFBog
>>684771106
Yours is pretty good to
>>684771678
*too
>>684771503
Oh yeah that's something i forgot. I had
history, programming, a class on linux (easiest class of my god damn life) and a couple other tech-based classes.
i think i'm still missing a couple.
>>684771737
Only if you ask nicely.
>>684771503
i actually want this car...
g35s are good at drifting..
>>684771575
see that wasn't so hard
>>684771503
And there you have it.
I'm just a random anon lurking these threads because they're entertaining to read. But now going back to lurking for good.
>>684771826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fADXckosBs
>>684771568
You're a tank loader?
>>684771948
ohhh hush.
you like it.
>hotaru
>>684771875
I seriously don't think you're getting enough sleep.
>>684771188
>>684771568
Whoa! Impressive tank! Pretty dece indece. But why sideways landscape?
>>684771963
Yup. Fun shit.
>>684771762
That sounds like almost three years worth. You actually did get to take some interesting classes though. My two years were more of just a break from high school since I was in IB previously.
>>684771875
Nice to see you're still around!
>>684771826
You can have the car but you can't respray it or put a wrap on it.
>>684772067
Why dont you fuck me, you bitch
>>684772253
becauseeeee~
thats lewd
MAYBE IF YOU'RE NICER TO ME U FUCK
>>684772106
I'm fine, I slept for like 3 hours last night.
>>684772240
Don't forget. You're here forever.
>>684772240
>cant respray or wrap
why would i ever do that ever
>>684772309
>>684771963
Oh hey Chunni. My friend sent me a pic of your waifu today. Do you want/have it? It's of her strapped to a helo.
>Mirai
>>684772218
Thanks. Apparently the filesize is too big unless I take pics like that... :/
Okay im off to bed. Only reason im up this late is for you Mirai <3
Goodnight everyone!
>>684772240
IB?
>>684772253
>>684772309
Don't fuck crazy.
It's bad for you.
>>684772407
yuno you were doing so good.
thats fine
>be as tsundere as you want
>I still know
>hotaru
>>684772364
Ah, that's good.
It's 5 AM, I'll sleep less than two actually.
Good luck at work.
How about we dont ship anything and pretend we're not sexually charged
Just a suggestion
>>684772462
Is my bitch, I do wat I want
>>684772478
>Tsundere
u wot m8
>>684772426
You can edit it in phone, but that's with a bit of effort. Goodnight, Mili. Now I can go back to sleep, as well haha.
imma go play skyrim. cya
>>684772501
I'm already done with work, but you have a good night.
>>684772237
Fucking awesome friend~
>>684772253
>>684772309
Get a room, you two~
>>684772364
>You're here forever
I thought it was a lie all those years ago...
>>684772367
To put your waifu on it, obviously
>>684772462
International Baccalaureate
Basically a hoity-toity program that supposedly tries to keep the same, high quality material taught to student's worldwide. Basically regular advanced classes but with more homework. I did more homework there than in any class in college I've had.
>>684772578
Bye XJ69
>>684772513
We'll take it under consideration
>>684772713
I was being IRONIC
>>684772544
If you don't like being called a tsundere, then stop acting like one then.
>Seriously you should have enough information to know what a tsundere acts like
>>684772513
We try
>>684772253
>>684772309
I need a camera for this...
>>684772923
Reactions like these makes it worth it
>>684772713
Sooooounds awful. Lol
Yeah the college classes went much faster, but they were also a lot simpler in the sense that they rarely gave busy work. For me at least.
Except my precalc professor. She sucked.
>>684773012
>implying you're not in it for me
>lying to yourself this hard
>>684772923
>>
>>684772999
>trips confirm
>>684772713
nah the wrap on there is good enough honestly.
>>684772999
Oh god those trips
>>684773124
n-no!
>Yuno
>>684773047
IB was all about busy work. They did teach us to write good essays though and that has helped a lot in college. My friends were jealous that I got to leave the program early though. Didn't get an IB diploma
>Then again neither did half of the kids in it
>>684773124
I look forward to transferring the title to you. Drift mightily and make my waifu go fast.
>>684773126
C'mon man, what's the harm in entertaining Hotaru?
>I seriously don't get why you rebuff her
>>684773300
Trip dubs, get rekt fags
>Kud
I need to finish fire emblem. For scarlets sake
>>684773349
She likes it when I act tsundere
Too much time spent in the maze will drive you mad, I feel so bad
Been there so long I can't remember who I am, or where I stand
But in the end I guess I just don't give a damn
Fuck it man,
>>684773126
if you dont entertain me someone else will.
>>684773349
>>684773569
NO I DON'T IT FRUSTRATES ME
>>684773300
I'll make your waifu go very very fast and slide.
>>684773569
you mean yandere?
>>684773569
How about a different approach? Say, a mushy, lovey-dovey kind of approach.
>I'm sure she'll love it
>>684773651
suck my dick
>>684773745
Hell no
>>684773647
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship
>>684773651
That's all I ever wanted for her~
>>684773651
love them for them
>>684773816
Oh c'mon, what's the big deal? Don't you want Hotaru to be happy? Just this once, please?
>Do it for her
>>684773300
Sounds pretty terrible. would it be worth doing?
>>684773651
>>684773816
>>684773977
I find all three of your's behaviors completely incomprehensible.
>>684773959
>love them for them
NO.
>>684773933
i can do that for your waifu <3
>>684773816
N.
>>684773977
YUNO IS SO MEAN TO ME
>>684773977
Only if I get to dress as Genji
>>684773933
6 million reasons to die.
>>684774095
THEN YOU ARE USELESS TO ME
/off to wash dishes
>>684774094
>your's
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684774171
>>684774095
Be patient, Hotaru. Yuno's a nice person at heart - she'll come around.
>>684774105
Uh... sure?
>>684774095
you must
>>684774276
>yunos pushing it
>hotaru
>>684774094
It's not worth it at all, that's why I wanted to leave it. I talked to the school counselor about it and I threatened to quit IB and go to regular classes because I was getting hardly any college credit for all of the work, and he said if I wanted college credit that I should just go to college.
I wouldn't recommend IB to anyone unless it becomes much improved, which it may have since it is a relatively new program.
>>684774152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZ8xI9YykY
>>684774270
Just fuckin with ya hun~
>Fucking will cut ya if you tell anyone
>>684774417
>Check it
>Bring it
>KILL IT
>Check
What did he mean by this.
https://youtu.be/FcIEqDNyG-4
>>684774474
Aww...
>You really do care
>>684774623
>TAKYON
>SHOT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER
>CHOKE ON THE SMOKE WE IN- AND EXHALE
>TILL THE WHOLE CHAMBER IS CLEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
>>684774474
>i think i deserve a little more than just that
>>684774896
Gotta love Haruka.
If i like her route in LB enough, might feel compelled to claim her.
I found her hilarious in the while i was playing.
>>684774896
I need to listen to EM again, too many good songs. But i'm listening to a cannibalholocaust album right now.
>Thru the Walls
>Beware
>Culture Shock
So fucking LIT.
https://youtu.be/R7G00ghgtZU
>>684775215
Haruka was my waifu until I played the Kud route. Even then I still have a hard time with it, I like both of them a lot, they both had great routes, they're both total QT's... It's a good problem to have but shit I really liked Haruka.
>>684775279
I still think EM is their best but I like TMS a lot too. They're all fantastic to be honest.
>That Angel Beats crossover
Bringing back some feels I had buried there
>>684775560
Well that bodes well. Seems we have similar tastes in girls lol
That said, i thought they were all pretty good. The only girl i wasn't overly interested in from the first couple hours was Komari.
Too sweet for my tastes. Quite cute though.
Can't really complain about her. In a different context she could easily have been someone i liked a lot more.
And yeah. Angel Beats. Arg. That ending though.
I hope the VN is good.
I think i've said that before.
Several times.
>>684775560
Their best is definitely NotM.
>That Angel Beats crossover
I still don't get why people like AB, but whatever floats your boat.
>4chan just ate my verified Captcha
I need to switch to legacy or something.
>>684775777
I lied.
I found Mio boring. Forgot about her.
>>684774767
N-No! Whatever gave you that silly idea??
>>684774921
Don't push it..
>>684775126
Jontron! Where the fuck have you been?
>>684775878
>don't push it..
b...but
please yuno
>>684775968
Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!
>>684776046
Easy there, Genji...
>>684775878
I never left
>>684775878
Oh, nevermind me. Have fun with Hotaru!
>And please, be gentle with her
>>684776189
웃 유 ▲ ¿
▼ ⌘ ¡
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℃ ℉ ° ϟ ¢ € £ ∞ ½
>>684776235
>don't leave
>>684776298
>>684776358
I wouldn't dare, sweetie.
>>684776184
But...but...
>>684776189
Whens your next video faggot?
>>684776235
Pls
>>684776396
wow t.
that s so cool.
>>684775777
I didn't like Komari's route at all, but I had sen only her portion of the anime so it had already been spoiled for me so it was really just a chore to unlock the true ending. Mio had a good ending but was just a bunch of blah until then. Plus she just wasn't a strong character.
What was the whole ending of Angel Beats? Like, what the hell was that computer room thing? Shit, just a lot of unanswered questions.
>>684775869
Angel Beats had some really memorable characters but the overall story itself was almost nonexistent.
>>684776454
dont be sad, why crying.
>>684776509
> ▲
>▲ ▲
>>684776513
Yep.
>>684776567
Tears of joy
>I'm happy for you
>>684776513
Eh? what do you mean specifically? It made sense to me at the time, can probably still rustle something together.
Also, what was that VN you wanted people to play? i can't recall what it was called
and i have way too much free time right now so i might play it.
>>684776496
Never!
>>684776702
Just forget I mentioned the ending of Angel Beats, I think I'll rewatch it later to jog my memory.
The game I was suggesting was here https://vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.
Claim for Yuki
Yuki a QT
