I'm sitting at home bored. Amuse me peasants
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm sitting at home bored. Amuse me peasants
>>684768187
I cant, im banned
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>>684768187
My brandy is getting warm. If you people don't entertain me I'll push the button
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED ENOUGH?
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>>684768895
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Are waifu claiming threads for ultra virginites?
>>684769132
Quit being such a nigger, nigger.
This thread sucks balls, you shitstains better post some funny shit
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>>684769132
Holy fucking shit this is hillarious. Somebody screencap that shit
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>>684771165
Well done my subjects, keep it up
hope you enjoy old world memes
When you have a concert at 5 but need to invade the Middle East at 6.
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>>684772116
Moar! Your king demands tribute!
>>684771330
newfag
spooked
>>684768664
Holy shit!
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>>684772795
Hey Joe old friend! Not to worry I'd never sic my hounds on you. They only like the taste of serfs
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>>684772963
Wow, that is actually amazing
>>684773168
Hah! got me for a second there
>>684773619
r8 me /b/
>>684773921
5/8
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>>684774060
Inner strength don't mean shit if you can't even lift the sword over your head
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>>684773921
>that head
>that forehead vein
>those retarded pouty lips
>>684774436
B-but how?!
>>684774612
Is that actually him? I don't have a good eye for faces
>>684768752
Just jacked this from another thread
