Why does /b/ hate fedoras again?
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Why does /b/ hate fedoras again?
>>684747745
Bump. Lets here your legit "reasons" /b/
>>684747745
Fedoras are cool
Trilbys are for neckbeard fags
>>684748423
Idk. I dont think trilbys are too bad. I just dont prefer them because they dont go so well with my style
>>684747745
Because do you look like that guy?
No
Do you look like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
No
Do you even wear the proper outfit to go with a fedora?
No
So don't fucking wear a fedora you wannabe faggot.
Fedoras themselves aren't bad, it's the neckbeards that wear them. It's the same as with atheism, Doritos, children's cartoons, and the concept of being a gentleman. Neckbeards ruin the credibility of everything they touch.
>>684747745
It's not just /b/. Pretty much everyone sees fedoras as major loser territory.
Wearing a dress hat without a suit is retarded. Some people have made this into a lifestyle.
>>684749433
Well said.
I think fedoras are awesome. But I would never wear one, because I would look like a fucking tool. You don't put on a fedora to go to Target.
>>684748972
>>684749433
>>684749686
>>684749771
>implying
I dont know why there is this stigma about them. They can look good. I personally associate them with mobsters or other debonair folks.
>>684749686
It's a bit of a shame really. Men don't wear hats very much anymore. I'm not including baseball caps in that statement but years ago men weren't considered properly dressed unless they were wearing a hat.
Fedoras just aren't stylish. It's like wearing a tuxedo jacket with a t shirt. Fedoras are meant to be worn with a suit. But any place where you need to be in business attire, a fedora would be unprofessional. So they're obsolete. Wear one if you don't care about looking nice.
>>684750918
I wear both tbh
>>684751119
>fedoras arent stylish
What? They used to be the definition of classy. Idk why we cant bring it back. We bring back all kinds of stupid styles from the past. Why not bring back an actual good one?
>>684750674
Exactly, they can look good
But I haven't seen a fedora look good on a man less than 50 years old in years.
Just bearded faggots at Walmart wearing cheap ass fedoras that are actually trilbys.
>>684751428
because you're a disgusting and undesirable member of society and your kind can't ressurect social trends you fucking grease mutant
if you want fedoras back, let actually attractive and successful and intelligent people wear them
>>684751554
>>684751554
I think its because ugly people try to get their fashion on point more so than attractive people. They do it to make up for their lack of looks
>>684751812
Says you. I think I pull mine off nicely.
>>684751817
This guy would probably look decent if he would get rid of the facial hair
>>684751428
What hat you wore to work used to be dictated by your seniority at the company. Lower ranks wore a flat cap, mid-ranks saw you in a trilby and managers wore bowlers. They were considered part of the uniform and denoted professional status.
>>684752179
you think this because you are delusional and obsessed
looking from any perspective that does not mirror yours, your dress is alien and you remain out of style
also everyone knows immediately you're an attention seeker
>>684751817
Frank Sinatra when he was little could wear a fedora better than any of these faggots
>>684752754
If I am going to be honest I like flat caps too. Own a few.
>>684752924
How do fedoras seek attention? If anything they kind of obscure your face.
>>684753046
Well I'm sure we would all love to see a picture of you wearing one of these hats you pull off so well.
I'm sure you look just stunning
You gonna wear a beret next?
>>684753299
Well flat caps and berets are like the same, so yeah I own one
>>684753299
I was hoping for deerstalker.
>>684747745
It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.
>>684753188
because they're out of style and ugly as fuck to everyone but you and you wear them to be different while remaining socially conscious of the fact that everyone thinks they're retarded
it's like going to an NAACP meeting dressed in a white hood and robe and asking why all the niggers are pounding in your face, despite the fact that you actually are a KKK member and hate niggers. everything about you is offensive to everyone around you and you know it, but you wonder why they still tell you that your shits all retarded
kys
>>684753541
Hehe, the highly trained Green Flat Caps prepare to be dropped behind enemy lines.
>>684749771
I thought that was what hipsters did... Maybe hipsters and neckbeards should hang out.
>>684754145
Suree. Although I would say honestly a fedora is probably a sign of a decent person. You dont really see alot of hood rats or something wearing fedoras
>>684754221
How are fedoras ugly? They were the definition of cool back when. And why not bring it back? As I said before we bring back all kinds of styles. And I feel like this is a bad metaphor. How is my fedora offensive to anyone or preaching hate?
>>684754434
What are you trying to say?
>>684755031
>I would say honestly a fedora is probably a sign of a decent person
Wrong. Wearing a fedora is an indicator of someone with the need to stick out like a tard and declare themselves special. Good fashion is about consistency, blending into the crowd but looking good on your own.
I've met hood rats and I've met fedora fags, fedora fags are way more irritating.
>>684755031
You know I'm kinda getting the feeling that your a women, or a very delusional man.
>>684755694
How? Cause they can pull it off and you cant?
>>684756044
How would I come off as a women?
>>684755031
you filthy god damn socially incompetent monkey do you have any concept of contextual fashion
fedoras are ugly because they are dull and plain and overly somber whereas popular fashion is bright and vibrant and flashy
>>684756303
samefagging but i meant to say also
>pic related, its you in the near future if there is a god
>>684756159
No, it's because they think their tastes, be they in fashion or otherwise, make them better than anyone else.
These "hood rats" you talk about, I've met them. They're good people, they're confident about who they are, they don't need fedoras to give them an artificial leg up in the self esteem department.
>>684751428
>They used to be the definition of classy.
no they weren't
they were a common fashion item because
>they have a wide brim to keep the sun and rain off your face
>men were expected to wear a hat when outside
they were functional, not fashionable
and trilbies, what neckbeards now call fedoras, don't even fill the only function that still exists
>>684750674
>I personally associate them with mobsters or other debonair folks.
Well I personally associate you with being a faggot
>>684756159
Lol please post a pic of your debonair style, feel free to blur out face if it makes you comfortable
>>684756303
>wishing death upon someone
You are a real piece of human garbage. Plus I would be fine in that situation. I wouldnt panic like that person did and over correct.
>>684756610
>hoodrats are good people
Please. They take advantage of the weak. At least until they meet someone who puts them in their place. Thats not what confident people do. Also I dont wear my fedora because I need a confidence boost. I wear it because I like it. It'sa good looking hat.
>>684756651
Are you kidding me? Fedoras weren't considered fashonable? Pic related isnt fashionable?
>>684748176
People who look like that don't post bullshit about being friendzoned or mlp.
>>684757586
>They take advantage of the weak
It's not like you've actually met them.
>>684757645
I didnt
>>684757863
Yeah. And lucky for them I haven't. Becuase if I did, and they tried that shit with me, they would be going home in a hospital
>>684757586
>Are you kidding me? Fedoras weren't considered fashonable? Pic related isnt fashionable?
nice cherry picking
Sinatra could wear most anything and make it look good
he didn't wear fedoras bc they made him look good
he wore them because they filled a societal expectation
pics from the 40s-60s of normal people wearing fedoras show ugly motherfuckers keeping a hat on their head bc everyone is supposed to wear a hat
>>684758501
>and they tried that shit with me, they would be going home in a hospital
Like I said, fedora on your heart. Makes you make empty threats to groups of people you've never met on the internet anonymously.
>>684758560
>this guy doesnt look good
Try again motherfucker
>>684758838
What? Because I get aggro with people who show hostillity towards innocents. They deserve it. I treat people qho are kind woth kindness. I treat dickwads with vengeance
>>684758560
samefag
>Sinatra could wear most anything and make it look good
>he didn't wear fedoras bc they made him look good
and that is the biggest difference between true style and you
truly stylish people do not wear clothing because it makes everyone look good
they know that is bullshit, nothing makes anyone wearing it look good
stylish people wear things that enhance what naturally looks good about them
a face with chiseled features has attention brought to it with a wide brim
your scrawny neck and sunken in cheeks and eyes do not need the attention that a wide brim brings to it
same goes for a double chin and fat cheeks
>>684758850
that is a trilby, not a fedora
and that guy does not look good in it
he looks scrawny
he would be better off with no hat or a bowler
>>684758850
you hit the nail on the head though.
fedoras look pretty good with a straightedge look like that guy. it's when they're being worn by scruffy slobs in a blazer with a wraparound batman tee under it that it looks retarded.
>>684759178
>aggro
What? You in a hurry? Can't afford to spell words? Or are you just THAT cool?
>people who show hostillity towards innocents
See, this is how I could tell you hadn't met them. In general, they don't want to start shit unless they have a good reason. Or, if they really just that sort of punk ass bitch, they probably picked you out because you look like the sort of weakling you say they pick on.
>>684759265
I think the fedora does enhance my appearance. Also trilbys and fedoras are similar enough that they can be compared. Most people mix them up anyways.
>>684759309
Here is a picture with a giy with a beard who looks pretty decent in one
>>684759544
Fuck you. And honestly they do. Thats what makes them a hood rat. And if they did start something with me. Its because they dont know any better.
>>684750674
The point is that they don't look good on everyone. If you pay close attention, you'll notice that people make fun of fat autistic manchildren wearing them, not the hat itself.
>>684760191
That guy looks like a hipster douche
>>684760191
>Here is a picture with a giy with a beard who looks pretty decent in one
actually he looks better with the hat than he normally would because the bear and hat end up being too much up drawing attention away from his face
>>684760191
>Fuck you
Touched a nerve, didn't I?
>And honestly they do
How would you know? You've never met them because you're too much of a bitch.
You wanna teach them, go do it, tough guy.
>>684760630
That's because he is.
Yup.
>>684760962
tried to improve the quality
no success
>>684760576
Fair enough
>>684760630
Doesn't matter if he is a hipster. He still looks decent.
>>684760750
I have to reason to seek out violence. I was just saying if it happened to find me.
Gonna tell me he looks like shit next?
Please for the love of God keep this thread going. I haven't seen this type of neck beards in a long time.
>>684761222
>hurr durr neckbeards
Tell me he looks like shit faggot
>>684761201
>I was just saying if it happened to find me.
It'd be because you're a bitch.
And he looks good because he's Justin Timberlake. You're a fat balding middle-aged fedorafag bitch. The difference could save your life.
>>684761201
>Gonna tell me he looks like shit next?
Yes.
>>684761447
>not fat, balding, or middle aged
Could you be more wrong? I bet you wouldnt say that sort of shit to me if you saw me out in public
>>684761392
He looks like shit and you know it. Probably all the Dorito dust in your eyes.
>>684761779
>I bet you wouldnt say that sort of shit to me if you saw me out in public
Heh, I have fun.
Bitch.
>>684761201
But thats the point, he doesn't look decent, he looks like a bad hipster douche, not even the good trendy hipster, the "I have a bunch of grunge tattoos because I'm a hardcore non conformist" faggot hipster with autism because of how unself aware he is.
Hood rats don't give a fuck about standing out unless it makes them seem more tough other wise they don't give a fuck they'll wear a snap-back, a tank top, basketball shorts and a pair of and not give a fuck..
Hood rats won't fuck with you either if you don't look like some fucking dork on the wrong side of the tracks..
>>684761779
I would imagine that you're a skinny scraggly unwashed 16 year old kid autist who wears trench coats and fedoras to class and has no friends. Every high school has like 3
>>684747745
>>684748176
>>684757586
>>684761201
>>684761392
These men dont look good because of the fedoras but rather they make the fedoras look good since they are naturally attractive
>>684761668
>>684761906
You are full of shit
>>684761949
Yeah all memes aside id stomp your face in
>>684762136
Does your Uncle work for Nintendo?
>>684761779
Prove it
You know what fuck it
>>684756724
Here is your picture
>>684762136
>yeah, all memes aside I'd stomp your face in
Pulling the "internet tough guy" makes quite liters any argument invalid. Please just come to terms with the fact that you are most likely an awkward and unattractive fag.
>>684762246
Holy fuck I actually laughed out loud
>>684747745
>>684748176
Because they only work with a proper suit or at least a stylish, good-fitting outfit. If the rest of your outfit is shit, you're only making it worse with a dated hat.
>>684748423
>Homburger is true boss tier.
>>684762422
holy fuck I hope this is real
>>684751119
You can wear them as guest at a marriage and the like. Some people wear occasionally a suit outside the business world, you know.
>>684762422
Good lord if that is actually you and not some joker I'm going to laugh my ass off tonight
This was one of the best threads I've seen on /b in years
>>684762136
You are full of shit if you think some outdated hat on some dude wearing walmart clothes or a shitty baggy target suit doesn't look bad.
Even if they wore a good modern suit with it, they'd still look edgy, something about the hat just doesn't work with the recent decades, or people under 40. Even then it's outdated and odd.
>>684762422
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
>>684751428
>Idk why we cant bring it back.
You don't need to bring anything back. If there's an outfit you like and you put on a fedora and you think it matches, that's it. Who gives a shit if it's trendy or not?
>>684762246
What do you even mean? No he doesn't
>>684762303
Just posted a picture for you
>>684762508
Yeah nah. I dont think so. Get plenty of women.
>>684747745
cuz its a style thats really hard to archieve. so the pathetic boys who wants to look like a grown up gentlemen, look, like I said, pathetic.
Its like when they believe they are ninjas, ninjas are cool, they are badass, but fedoras boys, are not even close to be a real ninja.
>>684763002
Underage newfag bitch. Got it.
>>684763091
Not underage fag. Mid 20s
>>684751554
>Exactly, they can look good
>But I haven't seen a fedora look good on a man less than 50 years old in years.
That's because gentleman in the past have worked on making the entire outfit go together. Being a 20 yo neckbeard with ill-fitting attire... a fedora won't be your saving grace, sorry. Give the whole thing some work, dammit. Polish your appearance.
>inb4 poland flags
>>684762422
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>he looks like Twiddly Dee from Alice in Wonderland with autism
>>684763264
So you are a newfag and a bitch then?
>>684761201
>He still looks decent.
>>684761392
>Tell me he looks like shit faggot
Decent? Yes. Great? No.
>>684763264
NEWFAG
>>684763002
>get plenty of women
>>684762422
>your fucking face
I'm slightly skeptical of that
>>684763377
>>684763592
Not a new fag either. But thats what you have to resort to huh
>>684763352
Im not fucking autistic
Because it'll never be as cool as a cleric's hat.
>>684763992
>I'm not fucking autistic
Yes you are you wear a fedora with a hoodie, so you obviously are socially retarded and judging from the picture you live in a messy basement
>>684763992
>Not a new fag either
>New [SPACE] fag
>But thats what you have to resort to huh
Wow dude honestly go kill yourself or shoot up ISIS, whats up with these 2006 counters?
>HUR YOU HAD TO CALL ME A NEW FAG AND UGLY AND THAT NO ONE THINKS THE FEDORA IS A GOOD HAT ANYMORE, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
Seriously your newfag is showing so hard, even among all these /b/ tards, but hey go try your opinon out on /fa/ >>>/fa/
I'm sure they will like your hat choice, they are weird like that.
>>684763855
Okay keep doubting it then
>>684764356
How does that make one autistic? I just took the picture quickly because people were requesting it. Holy shit.
>>684762091
>Hood rats
Just say "niggers". I know that's what you mean, and YOU know that's what you mean, so just say it.
And niggers will fuck with people for the stupidest of reasons, and you know THAT damn well, too.
>>684763992
>>684764516
Yeah just repost this thread on >>>/fa/
>>>/fa/
They are way better than all these dumb /b/ard new fags, and are actually into classical hats.
>>684764611
HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA
>>684764516
>weird
>says the guy with a anime reaction picture
Kys
>>684764611
nudes of girl to prove you're fucking
>>684747745
Because 2016. If we're going to start wearing hats again, I'd prefer the 18th century tricorne.
>>684764611
Only autistic people with no taste would like old women's hats wearing a hoodie in a dirty basement.
>>684764886
>if it's a girl
>>684764858
Get the fuck off of my Mongolian cave drawing convention newfag.
>>684764886
She doesnt send nudes. At least not to guys who arent her bf
>>684764886
>old womans hat
Fuck off retard
Here is another girl I was having sex with if you want to doubt me.
>>684764611
>Bowlcut and glasses
You look like Frankenstein in disguise trying to hide among the normals
>>684765115
so im not going to point any fingers here. But only newfags call people newfags tbh
>>684765332
HAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY! She looks like shes just your favorite councilor at tard camp
>>684764611
There is something wrong with your face. What happened?
>>684765352
How are glasses bad? And its not a bowlcut
>>684765588
Yeahh. Not a retard. You on the other hand...
>>684765825
Oh lets see your perfect face then
>>684765332
Holy shit how did you grow in ugly, look at that skin, that acne, that lack of a chin, the grandma wireframe glasses, the wide open nervous mouth breathing, the walmart graphic tee.
OH DEAR GOD
>>684765494
I was baiting, but you took it so easly it's clear you are a /b/tard newfag who only has gone on /b/ and Reddit.
>>684766153
I'm not going to show my full face, but this my friend is taste, not this shit >>684762422
>>684766795
Holy shit. Is this a cringe thread? Nigger. This is just as bad as the OP.
>>684766795
>that pose
>those hats
>your frail frail skinny body
>the whole room
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>684767063
whoa whoa hey whats wrong with a nice haircut, miltary peacoat over a sweater and shirt combo?
>>684767396
What pose?
Those aren't my hats
That isn't my room, it's not even in a house.
And you are just mad you can't be this skinny-fit
>>684753188
>being this autistic
I like fedoras
>inb4 atheist
>>684762422
I really hope its bait. If not you should burn your disgusting fedoras and kill yourself. I see no other way around it.
>>684767955
Not him. Nothing is wrong with your outfit. But you look like a ridiculous try hard in this picture. If I am going to be honest your "pose" looks like it is missing a fedora. Furthermore, dont act like your physique is anything impressive. All this being said I am pretty sure you are baiting.
>>684769024
come on now we are on /b/ you really think it isn't impressive?
Alright yeah the pose is stupid, but we are on /b/ and poses well I'm not good with coming up with them, I'd do better but then I'd feel like it would be too dumb or something.
