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Old thread was deleted, I'm not OP.

ITT we are the founders of a new country and make new laws for it.

All can make suggestions by starting post with "law:" but only dubs or higher can turn it into law.

Laws can be repealed but only dubs or higher can repeal dubs, trips or higher can repeal trips, quads or higher can repeal quads, etc.

Currents laws are below in thread
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>Current laws are
>1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
>2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includeds feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
>3) Our national is Darude Sandstorm
>4) All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
LAWS MENTIONED ABOVE have been secured by QUADS. These 4 are the bill of rights anything else is an amendment
5) national animal is now the benis bear ( Trips)
6) Shotgun is the official weapon and carseat
7) anons may only masturbate to photographs of Donald Trump
8) anon has a big dick
9) Everyone must pray to lord Gaben
10 ) Anyone who does watch anime is legally declared a fag and deported to mexic
11) We will have our own professional Team Fortress 2 gaming team, all sales of waffles are illegal and punishable of up to 60 years in jail, and we set up a space program.
> 12) all citizens must annually kill a child or puppy without wincing or crying ( Trips )
13) We throw portstos at the ugly sapiens neighboring our great country
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Law: every 4 years the government will provide the general populous their own loli to do whatever they want to with for no more than 72 hours
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>>684739468
Law: All games made by Sony are to be burned in a volcano
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>>684739468
Op is always a fucking faggot
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Absolutely nothing on television except for Minecraft vloggers.
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>>684739855
Passed
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>>684739301
law: there is no State
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>>684740313
I vote for this law.
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Absolutely no sexual intercorse.
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>>684740633
Passed
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Law: There are 4 government arms: Executive, Legislative, Judicial and Memicial
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Bathrooms are for whatever you identify yourself as.
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>>684740633
Vote to repeal
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>>684740313
Vote for pass
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>>684741057
Reroll
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Law: All music aside from Kpop is banned, and owning/listening to any other music is punishable by death. The national anthem is Up&Down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXZ6ydgZyo&index=23&list=PL5hlehWk9SjcWsfxAHw0BfGOiyL11SB68
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>>684741385
Your law is shot down by the third amendment.
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151 Poke-Bathrooms for all 151 Poke-genders
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Law: there is no medical service. The sick dies and the stronf lives we will evolve to superior humans.
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>>684739301
The age of consent is now lowered to 0.
>Every time a dubs, trips, quads, or quints is not checked by a fellow anons, those GETS are seized by the government
Any and all single gets will result in a small fine
>Saturday is now Caturday. Posting at least one Caturday thread per citizen is mandatory and if not posted, will result in execution.
>Anyone who is under the age of 18 and browses 4chan will be subject to a paddling
80% of all government funding will go towards the science of keeping Donald J. Trump alive for the next 10,000 years.
>This country is a Fascist country only. No one will have rights except for government officials who stay in power until death. All work is forced slave labor by peasants and plebs.
>The following terms will be b&
Le, dat boi, sumo pear, naked banana, xD

The only memes allowed in this country are those in YLYL theads. Any memes found outside are punishable by serious jail time.
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Law: WE CALL THE DEMONIC LORD OF THE UNKNOWN REALM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD SO WE CAN COOK SOME SAUSAGES ON THE FLAMES OF THE DESTROYED WORLD WE ONCE KNEW AND MAKE A BIG PARTY WITH DRUGS TO CELEBRATE OUR OWN FUCKING ONLY NATION TO BE THE BEST SHIT HUMANITY EVER HAD.
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>>684741595
Rolling to permanently destroy this bill
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Law: dat boi is the national meme
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>>684741821
I fucking vote for this shit! better than Bernie 2016!
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Law- No smog restrictions, no speed limits (autobahn style) no safety standards. Every man for himself FFA.
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>>684741575
Aw, shit didn't read it was part of the bill of rights. I just got here. =/
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>>684741988
Vote to repeal
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>>684741961
Reroll
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>>684742464
I repeal your repeal.
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>>684742464
Vote to repeal the repeal.
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Law-
Praying to Moon Man is the national religion. If you pray to anything else you get sentenced to a week in the neighboring island.
>Tumblr
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>>684742666
O SHIT WADDUP TRIPS
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>>684742666
Hello Satan my old friend
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Law: All singles are dubs
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>>684742921
Off by one, roll
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Law: no smog.
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>>684742666
Congratulations. Successfully repealed my non-appeal.
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>>684743119
Many keks
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Anyone who argues about if Taylor is hotter then Selena or vice versa should be killed.
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>>684743119
Kpop fag go away.
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>>684739301
law: posting off topic on 4chan will result in capital punishment
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Attempting to repeal 7. Fuck that life.
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Law: if you talk about socialism, you are exiled to common sense land
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>>684740358
so one volcano sacrifice every 8 years it looks like.
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Law: Everybody gets free weed
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>>684743451
I plan to roll for this until you are castrated.

Law: Taeyeon is our Queen. Any dislike toward her and/or Kpop is punishable by castration.
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>>684744064
rollin
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>>684744064
I vote to declare kpop illegal
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>>684744390
Reroll
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>>684744064
rawlin
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>>684744575
GabeN is the official king and pope of the country and the country's name shall be "SteamJew6900"
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>>684742102
i was like, "you're stupid" until the bernie part. then i shrugged my shoulders and vote for a pass.
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>>684744984
Reroll
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law. every man is castrated or sentenced to death
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>>684740928
i vote
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>>684744064
vote
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>>684745131
Vote
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>>684742159
vote
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>>684744064
castrate the nonbelievers
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>>684743451
>>684745855
Say bye to your manhood, faggot.
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>>684745855
vote to repeal
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Law:if they ain't whites they got no rights
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>>684744064
>>684745855

Voting for Bill of Rights.
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>>684746671
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Law: All non thicc women are executed at the age of 30 and all non fit men less than 6' are executed at age of 30 to make thicc spicc master race
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vote to repeal Law 10
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>>684746972
reroll
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>>684746244
voting to reinstate slavery
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>>684746244
repeal
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Is this shit going to get an update, or are we just jerking each other off?
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Suggestion : Ban captchas
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>>684747439
You do it.
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law. every one should suck spics cock once a day, the punishment for not doing so is stoned to death
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Bobandy has to fuck off.
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>>684747757
reroll
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>>684748157
Fuck off Randy
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>>684748157
Fuck off
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Law: Boxxy is the de facto ruler of the state
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>>684747755
I'll do a single update due to dubs.

>Updated laws are
>1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
>2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includes feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
>3) Our national is Darude Sandstorm
>4) All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
>LAWS MENTIONED ABOVE have been secured by QUADS. These 4 are the bill of rights anything else is an amendment
>5) national animal is now the benis bear ( Trips)
>6) Shotgun is the official weapon and carseat
>7) anons may only masturbate to photographs of Donald Trump
>8) anon has a big dick
>9) Everyone must pray to lord Gaben
>10 ) Anyone who does watch anime is legally declared a fag and deported to mexico
>11) We will have our own professional Team Fortress 2 gaming team, all sales of waffles are illegal and punishable of up to 60 years in jail, and we set up a space program.
> 12) all citizens must annually kill a child or puppy without wincing or crying ( Trips )
>13) We throw portstos at the ugly sapiens neighboring our great country
>14) All games made by Sony are to be burned in a volcano.
>15) There is no State (whatever the fuck that means)
>16) Dat boi is the national meme.
>17) If they aren't whites, they got no rights.
>18) All non-thicc women are executed at the age of 30, and all non-fit men less than 6' are executed at age 30 to make thicc spicc master race.
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Law: Marijuana ingestion is not only legal, but mandatory. Daily.
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>>684749304
Reroll
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>>684748771
Vote Trigglypuff as Supreme Commander of Armed Forces.
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>>684749389
roll
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>>684750544
Passed.

>Updated laws are
>1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
>2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includes feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
>3) Our national is Darude Sandstorm
>4) All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
>LAWS MENTIONED ABOVE have been secured by QUADS. These 4 are the bill of rights anything else is an amendment
>5) national animal is now the benis bear ( Trips)
>6) Shotgun is the official weapon and carseat
>7) anons may only masturbate to photographs of Donald Trump
>8) anon has a big dick
>9) Everyone must pray to lord Gaben
>10 ) Anyone who does watch anime is legally declared a fag and deported to mexico
>11) We will have our own professional Team Fortress 2 gaming team, all sales of waffles are illegal and punishable of up to 60 years in jail, and we set up a space program.
> 12) all citizens must annually kill a child or puppy without wincing or crying ( Trips )
>13) We throw portstos at the ugly sapiens neighboring our great country
>14) All games made by Sony are to be burned in a volcano.
>15) There is no State (whatever the fuck that means)
>16) Dat boi is the national meme.
>17) If they aren't whites, they got no rights.
>18) All non-thicc women are executed at the age of 30, and all non-fit men less than 6' are executed at age 30 to make thicc spicc master race.
>19 Trigglypuff is Supreme Commander of Armed Forces
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repeal 7
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Law: OP is a faggot.
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>>684742666
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>>684739301
Law: NO AGE OF CONSENT.
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>>684753393
So are we creating Saudi Arabia now?
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>>684741592
I'd vote for this.
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>>684753484
kek
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>>684746755
are those words? is that a language?
Law: we kill this dumb nigger.
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Law: Ducks have the right of way at all intersections and if you hit one, it has the right to duck fuck you.
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>>684753936
rolling for this
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Law: All laws have been repealed. Whites are still the master race, and every head of household has their own Asian to reach into small spaces.
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>>684755776
so fucking close.
let's get a reroll at least for dubs.
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>>684740880
This is already a thing in my world. Also roll.
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Law: Everyone must wear green underwear.
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