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>>684738024
did you know your leg is missing
>>684738190
In fact, I did.
>>684738024
How come?
>>684738297
no further questions, have a good night
Why you not have leg now
>>684738311
>>684738384
Car accident
>>684738024
Do you ever think about killing yourself? You know, because youre missing a leg and that.
>>684738024
How fast can you run?
>>684738024
timestamp or GTFO
>>684738024
do you make a new story for everyone that asks how you lost it?
post ass and tits
I'd ask you to solve a riddle but you'd probably be stumped
>>684738024
is it true about feeling a "ghost member", like if it is still there?
Do you ever hop around and pretend you a dinosaur
>>684738763
kek
>>684738763
coptering
>>684738587
I also want to know this
>>684738505
Not really. I enjoy being alive.
>>684738545
I can't
>>684738573
>>684738587
lol yeah, It's fun to mess with people.
>>684738808
Yes, very true. It fucking sucks.
>>684738844
I hop but never pretended to be a dinosaur lol.
>>684738844
DINOSAURS DONT HOP YOU MORON
>>684738505
not yet, life's pretty good otherwise.
>>684738545
0 mph
>>684738587
no, its pretty strait forward people usualy dont ask anymore after that.
>>684738808
yes all the time it itches and it is so annoying
>>684738844
no
>>684739464
would you post tits?
>>684738024
what about to have a mechanical leg?
>>684739464
can we see the stump? i feel like u have a crutch and are laying on that leg.
>>684739514
Why you do this?
>>684739650
Nah
>>684739658
I don't have one :(
>>684739514
>ITT being a fag edition.
you should honestly kill yourself for trying to highjack a fucking cripples thread, what's next, you're gonna piss on someones dog? fuck someones grandmother who's in a coma?
how soon till you get a functional prostetic do you still need shaping or is that done already?
>>684739464
how is it to shower?
>>684739464
sorry for doubting you OP
can we have a photo of your stump?
>>684739819
please answer this question with a photographic demonstration rather than text
>>684738024
why don't you have a mechanical leg? is it expensive? difficult or burochratic to buy? don't like?
>>684739807
I still need another surgery before i can be fitted.
>>684739819
I have to sit
>>684738024
Tits or GTFO sweet heart
shows the scars or it's fake
You should consider working in a haunted house during season. They put a cool prosthetic on my friends arm to make it look like it had been ripped off. She got so many scares with that. Shit was cash
>>684738448
what, specifically, happened in the car accident that resulted in the loss of your leg?
>>684739650
>w-w-w-would you p-p-post ti-tits??
>>684739785
>Nah
Fuck you nigger-stole-my-leg OP, tits and timestamp or GTFO.
>>684740255
special shower or just a lawn chair...
Do you by chance heard of Tony Delk?
have you ever thought of doing amputee porn?
>>684738024
I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition that causes nerve damage and muscle wasting in my lower legs. It also causes foot cramps and discomfort to the point where I haven't slept well in the last 7 years because of it. I've considered chopping my lower legs to end the cramps. Does your stump have cramps? Can you sleep at night?
>>684739793
1.you should honestly kill yourself if you get this worked up over it
2. you don't belong here
>ITT means In This Thread so what you said was a mound of summerfag horse shit
3. so a cripple's threads can't get hijacked? cause she's crippled? way to make her feel more like a broken useless human being you unshaven asshole
>>684740288
>>684739650
>>684738751
>>684738573
All you fucking newfags, these rules only apply to women who are using their gender for attention, this person is missing a fucking leg, that is what is drawing the attention, Fuck off back to school already, youre gonna be late to math.
>>684740647
I'm not asking for tits because I think she needs to obey the rules, I'm asking for tits because amputees are hot as fuck and I don't get this chance often
>>684740764
Very fair point. OP, do you know how sexy you are to a large demographic of men? Have you reaped the rewards?
>>684740136
A little bit of all of the above. Decent ones are extremely expensive. and insurance doesn't want to pay out much. As it is now my leg isnt fit for a socket so I'm better off on crutches.
>>684740420
Lawn chair lol. SHower chairs are way too expensive when a plastic $12 one from walmart does the same thing for me.
>>684740557
no
>>684740627
I get occasional cramping/tremors but usually it's phantom pain with no physical symptoms. It makes it very hard to sleep at night and gets worse the more tired I get which is a bit of a catch 22.
>>684740647
>muh white knight fedora logic
OP tits or hop the fuck outta here.
>>684740647
i dont wanna tits , i just wanna know it is was legit because ITS MISSING A FUCKING LEG. fucking retard
If someone pisses you off you can scar them by tearing your prosthetic off and beating them with it.
>>684740647
That is not how it works you fucking retard
>>684740945
>calls people out for being retards
>must be white knight
no kill yourself.
who's fault was the accident?
>>684740647
only newfags think the rules were ever a thing
also if they were, who are you to dictate how the rules are to be applied?
faggot
>>684738024
Ever stumpfuck your faggot bf?
Easily can be a fake
>>684738024
pokemon question: are you a boy or a girl? is it hard to find a boyfriend/girlfriend? my ex-girlfriend is deaf. she told me people always have prejudice with people with disabilities and it was hard for her to find a boyfriend like me, who doesn't have prejudice.
>>684740634
you fucking shave your asshole? what a raging fucking homo, get a load of this guy.
holy shit, why you so mad that I fucking called you out?
you should honestly kill yourself for not spotting the troll sooner. fucking newfriend.
>>684738024
How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's ring donut?
>>684741298
lol nice try fedora faggot white knight beta, she still won't suck your dick.
Tits OP or roll the fuck outta here.
>>684741309
Mine
>>684741387
No
>>684741546
Girl. Yes, it's harder. Guys have no problem trying to hook up, but want to keep it secret and don't like dating.
>>684742128
>Guys have no problem trying to hook up, but want to keep it secret and don't like dating.
I'm curious as to the context of this statement?
is it, the guys want to keep it a secrete and don't like dating in public?
or is it, guys have no problem as to using you as a fucktoy but don't want to actually date?
>>684740647
top fag
>>684741567
called me out on what?
the timestamp called me out
you were just being a fagg about bitching about it anyway.
and who's mad? i was simply, calmly informing you of your retardation and faggotry
i wasnt:>you fucking shave your asshole? what a raging fucking homo
so id say you're the one who's mad
Do you play Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?
The main character is missing a limb and the major supporting character is missing a leg and an arm. The theme of the game is drawing parallels between feeling lost comrades, feeling lost limbs, and equating these experiences to the classic revenge tale of Moby Dick (Ahab lost friends and a leg to the white whale), which ties in to the revenge motive in the game's story.
>>684742128
can we see your stump!?
>>684743185
checkout my new friend over here, trying to green text but failing at it, but has the audacity to call me the fag.
Btw, I am retarded. so jokes on you newfriend.
>>684742783
I've experienced both.
>>684743223
Nope. I don't
>>684743223
I couldn't afford it, because it cost and arm and a leg.
>>684743402
ur gay
>>684743404
that's guys in general though and I doubt its because you're missing your leg.. I mean if you where butt ugly downy lookin' taint for a face 1/11 girl. I would understand your troubles, as that's just one less thing you've got going for you. but pretty much anything above a 6/10 you are good enough. have you seen what some of the fuckers on /b/ consider 7/10? I mean, common now...
>>684743519
You played me... like a damn fiddle
>>684742128
but don't worry. many people don't care about keeping a secret. when I was with my deaf girlfriend, I was like "proud" to have her. my family and friends enjoyed trying to communicate with her. I think it's harder for you, because you are not so "cute" like a deaf girl captivating and smiling, being funny communicating. but that's it, you will find your half!
have you tried to find an amputee guy, like you?
Are you a nigger
>>684744068
>>684743859
on the plus side, just missing a leg isn't that big a deal. she wont be going dancing with you but other than that things are pretty normal, it's not like she has MS.
it's pretty handy to filter out the fucks before you waste too much time on them.
>>684745030
its okay, I can't dance for shit either, had 2 years of a group of professional dancers try to teach me, and I could never get it.
>anon its just like riding a horse/motorcycle, you just gotta remember the steps.
fuck no it aint...
/rantoff/
>>684745030
I don't like dancing, but I like movies. and it was impossible to watch movies, even subtitled, with a deaf girl. she didn't understand things because it's too fast for her to read and understand. and deaf people has sign langauge as primary language, not our language. for example: saying "I had lunch, it was very good" in sign language is "me past eat good very". these 5 words in sign language. and yes, they write exactly like this. so it's hard to have a text conversation with a deaf person. but they're very good talking. they are deaf, not mute, and they learn to say words, and you can understand them perfectly. and they can understaing music by vibrations in the head, with loud music. so, they can dance, but more for fun, not totally for enjoying the music. and I'm addicted for music and movies, so I couldn't enjoy them with my ex. most of the time we went to parks, beach or had sex. she likes sex a lot.
>>684746042
I work with a deaf woman, she and her partner manage pretty okay. But they only watching things that have been subtitled. so lots of dvd rentals, not seeing anything at the cinema.
Also did she make stereotypical deaf sex noises?
>>684746429
yes yes, normal "moan" (or "groan"). I'm translating with google translator, and the word it's giving me for that sound. so I don't know the exact word. we made some exercises for her voice. I told her to speak random syllables, and pointed what syllable she spoke: "fa", "be", "gu"... and she memorized the syllables. in some time she was saying any words in the dictionary. I cried when I saw the results. :')
>>684738024
Lets see those tits
>>684746429
and she was very very beautiful
>>684743404
Op show the stump
