So this is a beg thread.
But there is good reasoning behind it.
So currently I am sitting in a shitty hotel room with negative $196 in my over drafted bank account and no food, no car, no friends or family.
So the story is this.
I was in a relationship with a girl I met in a treatment center (fucking stupid I know) and both me and her decided that when we got out, that we would stay in the state (we were both from out of state) and get a place together.
Now this girl was a recovering alcoholic. Like horrible.
Fast forward 2 months and things are so fucking tense between us two. We are struggling to pay rent because I am out of work because I had a stroke and am now paralyzed from the waist down. She relapses and literally ALL she does is drink. From sun up to sun down, she is drunk.
Now what I'm about to say may make me seem like a fag, but I'm dead serious.
She was the most fucking abusive person I have ever encountered in my life..and I was abused very heavily growing up. Not only was she physically abusive, but she was mentally and emotionally abusive too. She would taunt me, making fun of me being in a wheelchair, would call me names, would punch and scratch me, etc etc.
So her friends come in town and we decide to go out to brunch yesterday. We of course go somewhere with bottomless mimosas and my girlfriend gets blackout drunk.
So drunk that we get kicked out of the restraurant. So we decide to go to a bar.
Now we are on the sidewalk headed towards the bar, and I make a very light hearted and funny joke at her expense. She just fucking LOSES it.
She starts scratching, kicking, biting, punching and yelling at me. So much to the point that I end up out of my wheelchair on the concrete, getting kicked while people stand by and watch. I have 5 very large scratches on my face and a sweet black eye accompanied by bruised ribs.
So she gets taken to jail and is charged with domestic violence.
>>684717458
boo fucking hoo faggot
dont you get tax money if youre a cripple?
>>684717458
If you're paralyzed from the waist down, you're on permanent disability.
Rent a room in a house and wait to die.
Cont.
And she is on a 12 hour hold before she can even post bail.
So I'm tired of the constant fighting and stress and abuse so I decide to pack my duffle bag, get all of my belongings, and split.
I go to the bus station and get s ticket and leave at 6 this morning.
I used all the rest of my money (I actually overdrafts $196) so I could buy a bus ticket and got one night in a hotel room.
I have no food, very little clothes, very little belongings, and no money.
So I wanted to ask /b/ if there is anyone that is so kind that they could help me out with a pizza or anything at that.
Anything would help. I am stuck in a very fucking hard place and have nowhere to go and no family to be in contact with that could help me.
Thanks for taking the time to read this /b/ros
Total bullshit you have a stroke it affects either your left or right side not you top or bottom half of the body fuck off fag
>>684718054
You do, and I applied for disability. But the process takes anywhere from 6 months to 8 months. I'm a military vet also that applied for benefits but those can take upwards of 2 years to hear anything back.
>>684718378
I had a stroke in my T10 vertebrae. It causes paralyzation in your lower extremities.
>>684718434
Go to Social Services, they'll get you fed and housed.
Holy fuck you're dumb you have a stroke in your brain not in any of your vertebrate
>>684717458
Sorry OP
My mom had a stroke when I was 3
You're lucky that you can even type man
>>684717458
show me your dick
>>684718921
You do know that you can search "paralysis caused by stroke" and get PLENTY of articles about the subject..
Right...?
>>684719168
Yeah I'm definitely thankful that I am alive. I go to physical therapy and there is a guy there who had a stroke and if completely fucked him up. Wife left with his kids and everything.
>>684718214
fuck giving cash to strangers, but tell us what city. might let you crash on my couch for a day or two.
>>684719444
Yeah. My dad divorced her because of it.
So basically it's like losing both your parents.
>>684719485
I'm don't even want cash but I'm in NC
>>684719248
Here's how a stroke works it will either effect your left or right side of the brain if it affects the left side of the brain changes are you will have some sort or paralysis on the right side of the body if it affects the right side of the brain then there would be some sort of paralysis on the left side of the body
>>684719903
not near me, sorry anon. probably for the best since my place is up stairs.
>>684717458
If you are paralyzed from the waist down you automatically qualify for disability.
>>684717458
fucking retarded liar
Strokes don't affect lower extremities
Sounds like you got out of a treatment center and you're looking for someone to buy you some dope you lil crackhead
if you're truly parallelized then butt out a cigar on your leg.
video tape it, will require timestamp and /b/ written on your leg too.
dont forget to post your paypal address.
>>684720340
>automatically
sure, you qualify. but you have to get specialists to write out a statement guaranteeing that you are actually paralysed and work your way through the red tape of an organisation that really doesn't want to give you money if they can avoid it.
Here we make people with permanent conditions go back to that doctor for a certificate every few years, just in case their legs grow back.
>>684720625
Sorry anon, I would but I don't smoke
I'm a vape fag
>>684721054
no monies for you. fuck off.
>>684721054
Any pic with a time stamp would help your cause...
>>684719248
Doctor Google says nothing about paralysis from the waist down not even when I searched the national institute for stokes
>>684720528
"Spinal cord infarction is a stroke either within the spinal cord or the arteries that supply it. It is caused by arteriosclerosis or a thickening or closing of the major arteries to the spinal cord."
National institutes of health
>>684719987
medfag here. Although you are in a sense correct about strokes, you do not understand the after effects caused by strokes. Paralysis is definitely possible.
>>684720625
this. set yourself on fire without cringing, with timestamp on leg. picture is fine.
If youre truly paralysed them post a video or pic (with time stamp) of you cutting a swastika into your leg
when did people start thinking they could get shit from /b/ for free?
DO SOMETHING AND EARN IT FAGGOT.
So how would we go through donating to you?
you ungrateful kunt whingeing when you have a wheelchair to boot around in and I have to use my farkin legs like a sucker. I wish she had of hit you harder and put a lot more sting in it you farkin pussy. Man up and grow a pair kunt
>>684722225
He got as far as ripping a picture off reddit and that was it. such a halfass beg.
>>684722225
I'm not wanting a donation, I was honestly just seeing if someone would buy me a pizza or something honestly.
I'll take a picture with a time stamp of me in my wheelchair naked with something up my ass to prove I'm being honest
>>684721571
I understand the after affects of a stroke well enough I know that they don't affect only the upper or lower portion of the body and that it is usually a side of the body
>>684722588
OP is faggit.
Will not delivar
>>684722588
Carve a swastika into your right leg with a time stamp you cuck
OP I want to help you. Can I deliver a pizza to your address?
>>684720053
Savage.
Address??
>>684717458
C'mon OP, could be worse.
You have a way out, a bank account, somewhere to sleep...
You literally would have better luck asking irl at a supermarket or some shit.
I've stayed in fl after treatment center romances TWICE like a retard in a much worse position and survived.
Why were you in treatment? DOC?
>>684720875
So? You're really paralyzed, right? If someone is going to give me money to wait, fill out paperwork, see a doctor, and occasionally fight on the phone with some poor shmuck, you bet your ass I'll do it.
>>684722588
naked in a wheelchair will suffice. possible donation incoming
>>684723321
Same.
>>684723321
>>>684722588
>naked in a wheelchair will suffice. possible donation incoming
>naked in wheel chair with pouty face
post her nudes?
>be me
>get girlfriend
>get beat up
>roll away
>>684723543
Crying is bonus.
Couldn't find a pen in the hotel room so here's my bus ticket from today
That's the best I could do
>>684723933
That's shit op you can do better
>>684723933
I really feel for you OP. Sorry man
reddit random acts of pizza subreddit
Is it ok if for the remainder of the thread if we call you wheels? Cause we sure as shot can't stand to call you legs see you later I gotta run
>>684717458
haha beat up by a girl
>>684722973
Address is 8405 Pineville-Matthews Rd
Charlotte, NC 28226
United States room 216
>>684724482
Yeah I have been called worse. Wheels is one of the better ones lol
>>684724597
Get ready your about to get swatted
>>684724482
Kek
Naked in a wheelchair
Hard to get a full body picture without a mirror
>>684718562
>paralyzation
MORROWIND THREAD YOU N'WAHS
Not sure who posted that address but it's not the hotel I'm at.
I'm in Raleigh, NC
>>684718214
here, go to a 7 - 11 , ten minutes before 12 midnight, this is when they usually throw out the food they did not sell , or the donuts and ask them if you can have it , better then them throwing it away, you win, gl faggot
>>684724769
Key words there legs stand and run all things op can't use or do anymore I hope you learned your lesson you junkie cunt
>>684725124
wtf is going on in this thread
Bumping for Wheel's op.
>>684725614
I dunno, but I think OP's getting some pizza.
>>684725432
Not a junkie lol
Lost my sister to drug overdose and never touched the shit.
I was in dual diagnosis treatment facility, but personally was there for PTSD and Major Depression
Wheels I got an idea ask if you can get a discount on the ticket if you ride in the cargo area with your wheelchair then you would have money for dope or food or razor blades to kill yourself with
>>684717458
If in any way i could help i would dude. Good luck with life
>>684717458
Lol rekt get fucked faggot
this guy deserves something b. we can do something for the poor fuck...
>>684717458
OP, do you have paypal?
Keep this alive for Wheel's, do a flip faggot.
>>684727057
No unfortunately I don't I've never gotten around to setting one up because I never use it
>>684717458
Op what is the address of your hotel? The room number?
>>684727294
Then how you expect help?
>>684725124
this thread has been everything I could have wanted and more
10/10 good work
Why arnt you on disability?
>>684727523
It was the address posted earlier idk who said that it was in Raleigh. But that is the correct address that was posted
I got you, OP.
What's the name of the hotel and room number?
Also, what kind of pizza?
Fuck it, if this is fake, I'm out, what, a $20 pizza?
My good deed for the day
>>684727740
I have applied for it, it just takes anywhere from 6-8 months to start reviving it
>>684728098
Extended Stay America
216
>>684721054
>I'm a vape fag
What a shame, no money for u
>>684728098
Thank you so fucking much /b/ro
8405 Pineville-Matthews Rd
Charlotte, NC 28226
United States
Room 216
>>684728098
Godspeed based anon
>>684717458
>sounds exactly like my old self
just grow up and sort it out, easy enough for someone smart
>>684728292
What do you want on it?
>>684718007
Go vote for bernie sanders. Maybe he will give you some free shit and you can hang with the niggers in your state
>>684718378
This
Set up a gofundme or something fag wheels I'm in Canada and your making it difficult to feed your crippled ass. If I call and order you pizza with a credit card and my bank sees the charge they'll shut my accounts down for fraud because I had fraud already in September.
Your fingers aren't disabled, now get to gofundmeing.
Will you ever regain use of your legs?
is there a chapstick in your butt? can you feel it?
>>684728681
Just cheese is fine anon
>>684728098
Based.
Op, if i send you 20 dollars you wont give it away to your alcoholic girlfriend will you?
So tempting...
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/search/ppp?sort=date&query=m
>>684723933
Is that a sharpie in your pooper?
>>684721054
I'm vegan
>>684728681
black olives and pineapple
or peperroni and mushrroms
>>684717458
To quote Don Corleone to Johnny Fontaine when he (like you) was burbling about how hard he has it..
"You can Act like a Man!!!!"
Don't ask strangers for money, you fucking weak faggot! Go get a fucking JOB.
You have all the benefits that come with having a Cock (i.e. you get to fuck women, and not BE fucked), but also the Responsibility, which is to take care of your fucking self.
Jesus.
>>684729483
Kek
>>684729086
There is a procedure I can undergo in Greece that uses stem cell research and has a great turnout percentage for patients who regain use of their limbs again but the only problem is that it's super fucking pricy and I know a scientist who owns a good percentage of the hospital that does the procedure, but the unfortunate thing is I only know her through my ex. She nannied for her kids but ended up losing the job because of her drinking habits so it's still very up in the air if it would even happen. But as far as regaining use without undergoing a procedure, no I will not
>>684729240
Lol yes it's Chapstick and no I can't feel it
>>684717458
Get a fucking job faggot
>>684729768
>>684729497>>684729392
No I left her 3 states away.
We were living in Tennessee together and I left to come to North Carolina
>>684718214
A bank won't let you clear checks of you have a negative balance, faggot
>>684728292
you're Charlotte? I just moved to Raleigh. Anything else that gets delivered? i could rock you a sub for the morning if you want
>>684729780
I have a strange question for you.
My father is crip, he had a work place accident BEFORE I was born. He is now paralyzed from the waist down.
How was I conceived!???!!! What is the operation status of your twig and giggle berries?
AM I ADOPTED?
for the love of god please don't make me find out I'm adopted from anons, it'll be the ultimate plot twist.
Anonymous neckbeared cripple and faggot anon friends prove to me my parents chose to remain anon during my entire existence.
>>684730089
It wasn't a check...
You know you can overdraft your debit account right?
All you have to do is go to an ATM or a store and charge your card. The bank will charge you usually $35 per each transaction that overdrafts your account. Each individual's overdraft limit is different though based on reputation with the bank.
Wish I could help you out /b/ro. I've been in a similar situation (would've gotten out but she had blackmail on me...). You should look into filing a civil suit against her. Make sure you get pictures of your injuries.
Or if you want revenge, it would be really easy to slip something in her drink one time. Nobody would think twice about an abusive drunk passing out and never waking up.
>>684730197
I lived in Durham for a little when I was younger. How're you liking Raleigh so far? And sure anon thank you. I'm not picky. Whatever helps
>>684730000
Quads don't lie.
>>684729732
Sorry to hear anon, hard times are gonna be ahead for you, but good luck in the future, you can make it through this, I believe in you
>>684717458
Go to reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza, you are much more likely to get help there than here.
>>684730427
Wrong, faggot. Nice scam bullshit you got here and newfags falling for it.
>>684730338
No you aren't adopted anon. Some paraplegics posses the ability to gain an erection, while some others don't. I can get them, but I don't feel pleasure at all. But, it doesn't mean that you can't come I guess if you are horny as fuck
>>684730635
Youre a faggot nigger. I legit hope someone kills you in the coming days
>>684730747
Not wrong at all.
Ever heard of overdraft protection?
Google is a magical thing...
>>684717458
Make the world a better place and just kill yourself OP.
>>684730747
Are you 12? I overdraft with my bank probably once a month. There's no fee as long as they're reimbursed within the week. Seriously, just go ask your parents.
>>684717458
Have to give people a way to help you op, how do we donate
>>684717458
Where you at wheels maybe I can help I actually feel bad for you
>>684730911
Thank you. Now set up a gofundme so I can feed you or I'll beat you worse then your drunk princess.
>>684731250
I'm still right here man
Op has a chapstick up his ass and said no he can't feel it he claims to have paralysis from the waist down yet in his pic showing his legs and his cock is out there is no sign of the cathater he would need so he didn't piss his pants every few hours or so I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing
>>684725124
Why are you in a wheel chair?
I'm sure that you are an amazing person.
>>684731274
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS!!! DAMN!!!
>>684731274
awwww shit
>>684731406
Too much Dc House mate.
>>684731547
>>684731560
That's not cp...it's that stupid nudist shit.
>>684731406
My crippled father doesn't have one hanging out of him either. It's like striking oil, you lube it up and jam it in there and once it gets up into whatever passage of sphincter is holding it in, it starts flowing like the gates of urine hell.
>>684725124
Your legs don't look atrophied enough to prove you're paralyzed.
>>684717458
If you let me come to your hotel room and beat your lifeless legs with a frozen steak, then I'll give you $100....and yes it will be recorded
>>684730338
A relative of mine got shot through the head in Vietnam - from one side of his brain to the other, through both hemispheres.
He was paralyzed 1/2 side, but still got plenty of boners and had 6 kids (I asked him when I was 16 how he had so many kids, and he told me "just because I got shot, doesn't mean I can't fuck"). I like him, he's a cool guy.
>>684731406
Dumb fuck, permanent catheters are more likely to cause infection.
Pic related - my catheters that I use 5-8 times a day.
>>684731755
I can agree. Broke my leg in January. I was only off it for 3 months but it was smaller than OPs by the end.
>>684731987
HOLY SHIT STOP IT!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Beg thread?
Can I get someone's minecraft account?
>>684722439
what fucking accent is that??
>kunt
>kunt
>whingeing
>boot around
>farkin legs
>like a sucker
>put a lot more sting in it
>kunt
where the fuck are you from? honestly curious you talk like an alien redneck
>>684731755
I have only been in a wheelchair since November 30th of this past year. I was attending PT 5x a week in Tennessee and am hoping to continue here in NC. I just need to find a place.
You'd be surprised how quickly that you lose flexibility and muscle mass when you're in a chair. It turns all jello like and flappy.
>>684731987
DO you really expect me to go there.
>>684732165
Also nigger you're dumb
>>684731871
Someone give op a pizza, the dude has delivered 10 times over now. And someone get rid of these faggot kids on /b
>>684732235
Irish.
>>684731871
Stick one in your dick.
>>684731869
I presumed I wasn't adopted because I come from a small town and I would of been made fun of for it growing up because every kids parents would of known.
But it's not a conversation you chose to have with your crippled father ( hey dad how's your cock work anyways?) or your mother (hey mom does dads cock work as good as his legs do?)
But I'm 27, so finding out I was adopted now, from anons, would of been pretty funny and fucked up.
Especially from the pizza wheelie kings homeless and hungry thread.
>>684732666
Holy shit, nigger, dem trips.
>>684732304
So why don't your legs look floppy and jello like you little liar?
>>684732410
well, learn how to speak american you fucking nigger
or oi i'll really bugger up yer chaps m8
>>684732666
Mods...?
>>684732666
mahds
at least post a different picture
>>684732666
FUCKING CHECK'D
>>684733000
He is a mod
>>684718214
been there op.. go to local welfare office, tell them you're homeless. you will get cash assistance and food stamps right away. that will give you some way to survive until you get social security disability. they will get you a free apartment through section 8 / HUD housing.. your full rent will be paid.. you will have everything taken care of, and full medical benefits. swallow your pride and apply for all the help you can get.. once you get on your feet and stable / secure then you can think about if you want to make changes or try and find employment somehow again. and fuck bitches, they ain't nothing but tricks and hoes.
op got cucked
>>684732555
This. Cath your dick and take a pic. No normal person could do this unless they couldnt feel it
>>684732848
Your legs don't just fucking disappear dumbass.
My legs and whole body realistically are substantially smaller than from when I was walking.
I had my stroke and weighed about 175-180lbs and now I'm down to 150
>>684733159
Its a meme
>>684724870
You get 3 hots and a cot in jail... Might not be so bad!
>>684725124
Nice donger
>>684730588
kk sending you jimmy johns after this aram probably. I like raleigh. It reminds me of my childhood - a bit hick for me.
I moved from chapel hill so i know all about Durham. Fuckin dookie lol
OP I sent you 2 pizzas, some chicken wings and 2x 2l cokes enjoy my dude
>>684733308
I will deliver. I actually am needing to cath.
Still find it funny that after all this time, after all these pictures, your worried about me catheterizing myself? Like what person just has a full box of catheters with them in a hotel.
Kek
>>684719444
>>684730000
>>684732555
>>684732666
>>684733000
Niiiice
>>684733802
Nigga send pictures of the pizzas and food when they come
inb4 a shit load of delivery drivers show up at his house and no orders have been prepaid
>>684733594
Thank you bro. Lol my sister went to chapel hill. Do the hippies still take over Franklin St?
>>684730427
He is right... I can overdraft my card paying bills online....
>>684733802
How long are you staying there OP? Amazon might have a sale on clothes and shit (Underwear, socks, etc)
>>684731166
Has to be in repaid by 11pm eastern time the same day the overcharge was made.
>>684730588
Says store is closed.. worst fucking jimmy johns ive ever heard of... I'm having it sent at noon tomorrow for lunch. Be ready dude. Don't waste my fucking 10 bucks. I'll post a screenie in a few for proof
>>684733965
wow nigga really
Oh lawd.
>>684733965
Seriously, faggot. Fuck off.
>>684734185
It's easy when you're a bullshit scam artist liar
>>684733965
>>684734185
/thread
i have family who is paralyzed from the waste down and they need a piss bag and have a schedule when they shit. sorry op but everything isnt really adding up here
>>684734185
I cath myself. I also wear depends. So yes, I do shit on myself occasionally. I take Imodium though to make my bowel movements a little less frequent
>>684717458
problems I see here:
>dating someone going through rehab
>letting her be anywhere near alcohol
>making that mistake twice by bringing her along to a bar
>deciding to stay with a shitty person for so long
>>684734228
Yeah man the only thing bad about shit around here.
Thank you bro I will start a new thread tomorrow so keep your eye out.
Seriously thanks again man. I really appreciate your generosity
>>684734556
I guess you don't have many options when you're a cripple. OP why have a girl at all if your dick does'nt work?
>>684734556
Not so much of a problem as it was a stupid decision on my part.
When she relapsed, I wasn't with her.
I accepted that she was going to drink and in a sense, I was enabling her by not trying harder to intervene.
>>684734703
MODS please
>>684734703
Dude it's not even clever or funny. It's fucking CP, go kill yourself.
>>684717458
>we decide to go out to brunch yesterday.
So much gayer then admiring a girl abused you
>>684734494
Many paraplegics can actually train their bowels so they can poop on a set schedule. My neurologist suggested that I sit on the toilet every 2-3 hours and just sit and let nature run its course. After a few weeks, my shits were down to a schedule. I still wear depends because I get diarrhea really easily idk why but I do so I still wear depends for extra protection.
Hey OP, how do you overdraft an American Express? Your bus receipt only shows about 45 bucks charged...guess you like going large in those motels eh? Fucking democrat Fuck
>>684735371
>>684735286
Yea thats what i was saying. The guy knows when he is going to shit and gets on the toilet for a few hours.
>>684735371
Log in as a mod and prove it, faggot
>>684735371
fucking hell, go away
>>684733802
OP, I'm really glad anons are helping you out. I have nothing -- like literally closed my bank account and got change back -- would you take a pic with one of the delivery guys? That would be really cool and give me a little faith in /b/
>>684735198
i figures it was probably some trans guys the he calls a girl, only a stupid faggot would fall for that shit.
>>684735371
Can you get in irl trouble like, with the cops for this?
>>684735302
No, my bus ticket shows a total charge of $115 dumbass
You read 97 as 67 fuck tard
>>684735807
>Can you get in trouble for posting CP
>>684735807
For posting it I mean
>>684735302
Each overdraft = $35 charge.
Two overdrafts = $70.
70 + 45 = 115
So that means he got a room about 75 (which would have about 10 in tax). Assuming he's in a wheelchair, I doubt he's going to get very far from the bus station, so he probably ended up staying at the nearest motel.
Fuck these people claiming OP is scamming and fuck that CP guy.
>>684736085
Fuck off!
If you're a veteran, why don't you just go to the VA?
>>684736085
C'mon man...
>>684736121
I have no reason to scam anybody.
I literally have nothing to my name and was just reaching out to /b/ for a little help.
And as you said earlier, your debit is what made you go overdraft...where do I get an AmEx that allows overdrafts as a debit? Your reciept did say american express did it not? Answer that and stay fashionable.
>>684736085
dat pizza
cull the faggots from this glorious board
>>684734494
All these cripple experts weighing in on this like fucking idiots.
Father is para, he takes something to make him not shit for a week at a time, Saturday night before bed he drank some sort of prescription liquid. He had his own bathroom built specifically for this, because all day Sunday he would sit on the toilet and shit a weeks worth of food out.
>>684728681
Nothing but anchovies and pineapple. Lots of both. Cheese on only half, and black olives on the half that doesn't have cheese. Thanks /b/ro.
>>684736085
Where is this, like a kids beauty pagent orrrr
"Trap thread"
>200 replies
; Actual thread
>Pruned
Mods are fags, enjoy your homosexual sissy men you queers. No amount of surgery and implants will ever make a trap not gay.
I find it funny how you people bitch at transsexuals for wanting to be themselves but then make faggot crossdressing boybutt boypussy trap faggot threads. Fuck you
>>684736468
Fucking this. Who the fuck has an amex debit card?
>>684736085
This shit again?
Reported for the third time.
>>684736781
MODS
>>684736781
Reported, again.
>>684736547
Nice try, faglord.
>>684736781
MODS
>>684736781
Just report him guys, he is a mod and other mods will handle this
>>684736521
Yeah that sounds believable. What doctor would prescribe something to make you only shit once a week? That's fucking unhealthy as fuck.
>>684736781
>>684728717
>>684736670
What the fuck is going on
>>684732939
>speak american
>american
English, retard.
>>684736993
I don't seek the approval of anons for anything, let alone my crippled fathers shitting schedule.
>>684732939
>speak american
>>684717458
This is sad. Go back to /r9k/
>>684737229
But why are you such a liar?
>>684736675
It's an American Express Serve Card. It's a prepaid card that is linked to my actual debit account.
>>684737229
Word
>>684736521
When I had my knee reconstructed and was crazy doped up on percocets and a pain pump I didn't shit for about a week, even with stool softeners.
It was super hard to get on the toilet because I couldn't put any weight on my leg and it was totally immobilized (I just kinda went for it... pinched my balls). It was honestly the most painful shit I have ever taken. I was convinced my asshole was going to tear. It felt like I was shitting out a football.
I'm sure the lax he takes softens it up, I think it's like Ipecac for the other end... but it's probably one time he's glad he can't feel his butthole.
>>684737368
What's the point of that?
>>684737398
Someone get AnHiro to do his fucking job.
>>684732939
>speak american
'Murica
>>684737532
I had some money left on it from my tax return that's the only reason I had it. So whenever I got down to $0 it kicks to my debit account
>>684717458
You're better of then many reading this post and none of you will even realize that
Have you got your pizzas op?
>>684737880
NIGGA
>>684737880
you just keep posting the same image over and over?
>>684737712
Weird. Start another thread op when this one 404's
>>684737880
Goddammit...
>>684737880
Seriously dude, why do you keep posting this?
>>684737880
At least upload a new picture fagor
Do it no balls
>>684737880
moooooooooodss
>>684737880
lolz, keep it going ma nigga
>>684738132
stfu
>>684738034
Which won't be long...
>>684737969
checked
>>684738091
hes jealous of the attention op is getting
Yeah new thread OP
ur doing gods work
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Also can someone screenshot this thread it's RULL GOOD
>>684720053
fucken lol'd
Op is your pizza there yet?
>>684718214
you may want to do this on an advice forum OP, or even set up a gofundme page for some quick cash.
And if you have any family at all, extended or not, go to them, you need their help.
>>684738459
wtf kek
>>684737530
Originally when I was a kid he use to bulk buy dates, and eat mass amounts of them on Saturday to make him shit Sunday.
Now he just goes he chemical route, the stuff looks like extremely thick milk. He specifically warned and reminded me that no matter how drunk I got don't drink it by accident or a joke because it'll make my insides fall out my asshole.
One of the few pieces of advice I ever actually listened to from him.
He also alternates between pain medication when his tolerance is reached for a specific kind, I know he's been on percs, morphine, oxys, hydros. I presume a side effect of most of those is constipation and helps out with keeping him from shitting a week at a time.
OP here guys
Just wanted to give you an update.
I never received any pizzas but will keep you guys posted tomorrow.
Will start a new thread tomorrow morning when this 404s
I'm gonna go ahead and try to get some rest so I can wake up early and figure out my plan for tomorrow.
Night /b/ros
>>684738107
>requesting cp
enjoy your jail time.
Bamp
