im home alone /b/ i'll say anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
im home alone /b/
i'll say anything
>>684710426
Geary is autistic
Say "God I wish dad would molest me the way he used to"
Say you want to swallow your dad's cum
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>684710544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YXpsIiyUdi
"Nice community ban, my friend"
I need this for taunting some faggots
>>684710575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lSbwnY0MTn
>>684710587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ysUnyltMFp
>>684710590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSev1E87Pv
Scooter spadooter is my nigger nogger Asshole clogger
>>684710975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MxH1rtOhpv
>>684711528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWfQ0wCKcg
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty
Eichhörnchen
>>684711806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IVNlIvB2xL
scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Say"It didn't have to end this way...Carl...CAAAAAAARRRRLLL!"
>>684711919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19NtKgwmYyA
shriek out "niggers are scum"
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
>>684712005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGLpwGcLBW
>>684712052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LJPq6qCdLh
Andrew does a killer indian voice
>>684712223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dTxJdCcJVH
>>684712372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AzEe9miUE8
Sing the seinfield bassline
Say
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684712544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyguX1u7My
Alright your voice is perfect for my film, basically I still need someone for the other side of the phone! If you dont wanna do it, I get it man no worries butttt if you do...
David mate, its been months since I lent you that money, when are you going to pay me?
It’s just not good enough David, I gave you that money as a mate and you know I’m going on holiday soon.
>>684711306
sexy voice dude
Gotta. Go. Fast.
>>684712785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgUjANmsM7
>>684712791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KMIH6OhvWW
Rap the fast verse of Eminem Rap God
"They don't have to be half your age you disgusting fucking pig"
I have a tingle for an ingle"
>>684713085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ug6qmzWSdQ
>>684713110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15hHQ09v9d5
>>684713400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V9PZDlp6XM
"nstar is gay"
*yawn*
>>684713790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09uZpU4Ig0l
>>684713983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wf88zbkWkc
>>684714087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UGTJRtgmZe
>>684710426
The fourth dimension is memes
>>684714172
I fucking love you, thanks bro, saving my film
>>684714229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qxJaqkyl5p
>>684714551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DFvsg5vfqa
Sometimes you chuck the clouds, sometimes the clouds chuck you. One of the many struggles of being a vape god. *inhale* *exhale*
>>684714745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1typCjf5X2z
>>684714759
np m8
Dear diary
Today, OP was not a faggot.
Zane guon is a FUCKING FAGGOT, who CAME IN MISSYS HOLE
You have made my night. I hope you are gifted with a bright future by the Lord.
>>684715021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5JAW25yqk
Random crits are fair and balanced
>>684715233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s122MiQjTiGc
>>684715262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iEptmVg7l4
>mfw vocaroo can't even handle my blue yeti and all its might
>>684710426
say in the most feminine voice possible: "it's
alright - when I'm wearing a skirt I'm a girl!"
The niggers were monkeys on the old days
When they were just a shitty ass race
Now they have evolved and took our place
We shall now kill those fugly monkey ass face
>>684715715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CisL1eLZ6w
>>684715358
by trumps holy power i might
>>684715905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Gfny3J01v
>>684716018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hv51OFzu2Y
Ross you're such a massive faggot that I've gotten some massive faggot from 4chans /b/ board to tell you that you are indeed and undoubtedly a massive faggot.
Sol and Caitlin sitting in a tree P E N I S T V
Say "And THIS is your card...no shit, wait. This is your card...f-fuck!
What was your card, again?
>>684716526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WErEKBFjdi
>>684716598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXG3OTpru6
I'm a faggot who spent money on a blue fucking yeti and not a real microphone.
>>684716850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09GLtCQzGOB
>>684717047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eLbybzwzQJ
(In a really bad German Accent) "I like to wear de clothes of my people inside out to give me the good luck"
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I was a BAD BAD BOY. I deleted that folder...yeah you know...THAT ONE. I am prepared for the wrath of durkees arsenal of ass obliterating strap-ons. I hope I get to experience the equine one before I pass out from the ecstasy.
>>684717429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJf2qmuUg7
>>684717047 -> >>684717258
BTFO
T
F
O
Do your best batman impression
Please and thanks
Aidan Laurie is gay
>>684717706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16tCWeTyBT8
I did one for my self :) Check it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TFRtu1sZK
(Sound really distressed) I can't find my keys! Sandra, have you seen my keys? SANDRA? Where is that bitch...(you then catch her with a twelve foot black man) Oh God, Sandra...where did I go wrong....oh shit, there's my keys...
Not now, wife is close by. Can I talk a little dirty with Anna?
>>684717965
Are you fapping in the background? Da fuq?
Loopty doopty whoopy soopty poopy poopy
Sing alabama nigger by johnny reb
>>684710426
"OMG IT'S FULL OF STARS"
>>684717733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uBNgH5MRBU
>>684717943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wGSehShktS
I'm not in danger Skyler, I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and that's what you think of me? No. I AM the one who knocks!
>>684718835
You seem like a pretty funny guy OP, I'm curious why you're in this hellhole
Yeah...you know at one point in time I respected you but I learned...I learned it the hard way the HARD HARD WAY. You just don't. YOU DO NOT AND I DO MEAN THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PAPER MACHE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU RIP THAT SHIT OFF. Also I'm pretty sure the flour had aids in it.
>>684718348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVWfqPl0nw
>>684718352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zKixn4bpOZ
>>684718456
i have battlefield 4 running in the back
>>684718520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7rO9hak8o
>>684718539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07USXst2BaO
>>684718831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f0stpVvHH2
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
asdfnakwjgnawlkgn
>>684719769
say "toy boat" ten times as quickly as you can
post your first attempt
>>684719296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q81yrCIvPy
>>684719474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roaCGXt7Ba
>>684719667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MeVW2WzRdB
>>684719769
I (>>684718831) was actually thinking of the below link, but I like your interpretation
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ohmygoditsfullofstars.swf
>>684716311
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Gfny3J01v
Dat perfect shmorky voice
>>684720071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WYYBe77T8w
>>684720255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p22F0PBtJH
>>684720259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGaMJn3A4A
>>684720540
never heard of that character
We've pretty much never talked. The few things I know about you are that you're smart, beautiful, and like gum. I would love to get to know you better, so I was wondering if you'd want to hang out some time and talk
PS know I have a tendency t be loud in english, and my "jokes" can be somewhat obnoxious. The reason I make so much is because It's worth it if I can make you guys laugh. Hopefully sometimes you do.
OP, You've made my night, or early morning should I say (4am) Hilarious guy
(That's not something to record, just a compliment)
Nigger me up the ass
*molester voice* time to oil up
Say "o shit, waddup?"
(Do this with a bane voice and you win my anonymous stranger of the year award.)
Hmm....yes that DOES remind me of that time. Hmmm yes I'm sure everybody involved remembers that time. I remember as if it was almost yesterday. Ethan with a flick of his wrists a show of a tip got a picture of...substitute teacher Mary Breth's nips.
>>684721316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WleRoGZvg9
>>684721369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FpnAMY7lX9
>>684721503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DDZrqhQhZz
>>684721801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSOwGvTCIy
>>684722066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pwh3fF1r7l
>>684722441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7GmRLoK91
>>684722590
My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring too, open mouthed and drooling slightly. "Keep still," he orders, and slowly he inserts his thumb inside me, rotating it around and around, stroking the front wall of my vagina. Holy fuck is this wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.
>>684723548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ej3CzXgpUX
>>684723946
hot
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
>>684724727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ootksJlm5V
"Me poopy panty. Mama need wipe my bumbum"
>>684710426
I'd let a ball of chi and anger build up inside the deepest recesses of my body mind and spirit - the kind of chi ball that could move the Earth. Then, I would turn into a bear, 8 feet tall, sack taught and leathery like a boyscouts canteen then I would hold her head under water while drinkin potions. When she comes up for air, I would put my mangy bear prick so far down her gullet that the Boyle's law forces her tear ducts to purse out from the air pressure. After fucking her face into a abysmal ham, I would drink more potions and scratch my back on her dinner. Then I would shit on her dinner and re-bake it to save for later. After this I would put my matted bear shaft into her ass so hard and deep that she constipates for weeks. I would bear fuck her so hard that her pussy would moisten from the sheer excitement of having never been taken so ravenously before. My bearskin cock-pouch would be slapping off her sopping patty like two eggs hitting a griddle. She would think all had come to pass and beg for me to fuck that hole, but instead I'd stick her dinner in there and make her it while I piss on her important documents. Then I would eat her, shit her out and use that shit as lube while I fuck her mothers corpse. Then I would buy a suit and become a well-spoken bear, and be given the chance to make it in America.
That's what the fuck I'd do. Cunt.
i can't wait for you to fuck my cute, feminine ass, mistress
>>684725246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dtDJ6yS7Um
this kapz kid is fucking hacking I swear.
>>684711696
This is my new ringtone.
Sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-Xf5EU8DA
Me horny ching chong nigger noodles!!!!
imma need that Francesco dick in muh pussy
>>684725326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JEpJnblgH6
>>684725459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wMWUyQVaMv
>>684725973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G7pm7rbdpc
>>684726317
i dont sing
>>684726380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VNKomk2I2
>>684726592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yBniuNbUPL
"Check these dank mee mees doc hanky mcspanky"
It was a regular day for Aidan, the sky was bright, the grass was green. But when he walked into the bathroom things took a turn. It was Georgia, Aidan's highschool crush sitting on the toilet, stall open pants down, panties exposed. Oh! Sorry! Aidan exclaimed. No problem, said Georgia. Haha your in the wrong bathroom. Aidan says, starting to feel his cock getting erect. Oh gosh, looks like im gonna need some punishment for my wrongdoing, Georgia said sensually as Aidan approached the stall. With no words Aidan stuck his cock in Georgia's gaping asshole, which while wasn't fully clean, was fully lubricated. And lets just say the rest was history.
Crashing dis plane... WITH NO SURVIVORSH!!!
>>684726897
I'm going to rape Kristen in front of you. She's going to choke on my cock and then I'm going to fuck her virgin ass while she screams. When I'm done assfucking Kristen, I'll make her swallow my cum while she gags on my dick.
>>684727713
>>684726897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05HC81vDECl
>>684727614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rhd2hDFatn
thomas is a fat nigger
Piss in my mouth and call me Colonel Gadafi boss
>>684727617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vti1WK8qm2
>>684727747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tAKRiqEyP3
>>684727761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DhYb6wwhSa
To its pink in the fleash and I ain't talkin bout vaginas if ya wanna sniff a line ah cocinah in the dinna and pop ah Molly of stupid shit reflect on using it and just use it again to make sure your not used to it.
>>684728140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z9TBvK9JN5
>>684728774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pMkK189Gud
>>684728946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F68tZus0w3
>>684729336
Lol pink guy lyrics Ahahaha I like your voice
>>684728801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0C14zen0N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y6Ux4kh4lZ
>>684729676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCWZQoRX3q
Killian is a cool dude and loves to eat ass
Say I love you ;_;
>>684730241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oSqaOQgFnD
>>684730422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IbiXb7vqlX
>>684730229
Better than nothing, I guess. Kinda disappointed but it's your thread OP, thanks for the lulz
>>684730425
Thank you bby
>>684730561
"anime is the same as cartoons triggered weeb faggot"
please based dad
Yeah
Did you think I was done with Kristen? I haven't even begun with her. Now that I've raped her ass, it's time for her pussy to be violated. First she needs to be lubed up and who better to lick her cunt than her own sister?
That's right, Diane is going to lick Kristen's pussy right in front of you. I'm going to blackmail her into it of course. As Kristen is begging her sister to not do it, I'll start throatfucking her to shut her up. She won't be able to say much when she's choking on my cock.
Diane has done her job and now it's time for Kristen's rape. Diane holds her legs apart as I jam my dick in her pussy. Kristen screams for me to stop so Diane decides to sit on her sister's face to keep her muffled.
Can you hear Diane cumming on her face? It's driving me to the edge and I'm cumming in Kristen. I'm cumming in her pussy right now. Now watch as Diane licks your cum out of Kristen and spits it back into her mouth.
>>684731387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ATAVrkdPH7
do you know how to do the guard voice from oblivion?
if you can you do the voice and say "STOP RIGHT THERE NIGGER COON SCUM"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0
for reference
But mr krabs, he was number one!
>>684732486
PLEASE DO this and "OH YEAH MR KRABS" and scream really loud into the mic for the ear rape effect
>>684731446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FvJ1PlezWj
>>684731512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SHH8nhKJ1I
>>684732103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqGIsK1owE
>>684732486
>>684732640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZDbllZQya
>>684733249
OP is not a faggot and delivers 10/10 thread.
>>684733891
9/11 for not doing mine
"fucktard?... excuse u shit breath i'm one of the ones defending u fucking dick licker"
op please this will make my friends life
>>684712488
That REEEEEE
"Fuckin' hideously ugly bald motherfucker. What kind of chicks does a cue ball like you attract?"
>>684734930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PSCPUKdp1K
>>684735076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p67wNMrLEm
>>684735050
gotta scare away those normies some how
Why did you leave me Gemma?
>>684736025
/thread
>>684736025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XI2akXwaKo
>>684736265
IM FUCKING DEAD, OP YOU ARE AMAZING
well guys my voice is killing me
hope you had fun
>>684710426
OP is not a faggot
>>684737117
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XI2akXwaKo
best OP of 2016. great job
OP why did you do this
>>684712791
but not this
>>684725326
asking for a friend
>>684737661
shit was tripping me up so badly
i have a problem where i'll mix up 2 letter words and put them where they aren't supposed to be
not to mention it was worded oddly
"Babyyyyyy y'all gonna get this bullet in the butt i wanna nut on yo mother don't you see meeeeeee. Hey babyy my name is op I jack myself off watching bill cosbyyyyyyyyy eating pudding pops popping my pussy twerk twerk. Twerk. Twerk. "
