What would it be?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What would it be?
>>684701150
"If only the person who made this image knows fucking anything about grammar"
>>684701150
"Holy fucking shit."
>>684701150
th tha thi that's all folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ
>>684701150
you would be dead in less than a minute most likely, probably more like 15 seconds. so probably "fu-"
gud
"I don't think I brought enough snacks."
>>684701150
9gag
and memeful
>>684701150
That's one small step for a man, one giant meteor for mankind.
>>684701150
neat
>>684701150
"Motherfucker..."
Well, that sucks.
Welp, glad I stole that spacesuit and rocket...
>>684701689
Why do you say that? The earth suddenly not being there might fling the moon out of orbit, but unless you were sent toward the sun that likely wouldn't be an issue for days or weeks. Even then it wouldn't be an issue for a while. Life support available to you would dry up long before anything actually happened to kill you.
>>684701150
"Houston we have a.... oh wait"
>>684701150
How do you take this helmet off?
>>684701150
Man. This really sucks.
"They found my mixtapes"
>>684701150
oh shit waddup
>>684701150
"What are the fucking odds..."
Well, shit.
Take that Clair! You bitch!
"fuck yea no more debt"
>Puts in earbuds.
https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8
>>684701150
rekt
I'd fap in my suit. And note it. I would let anyone who found my remains know that the last act of humanity was to masturbate to the thought of a cartoon horse.
>>684702038
Yeah, because now instead of potentially dying in a matter of moments as the planet breaks apart you'll just run out of air/suffocate/starve.
>>684701150
"well that completely contradicts any knowledge i have of physics so i'm probably halucinating"
>>684701150
"Howitzer"
I wish my waifu could see this.
>>684701150
finaly niggers are gone
God damn it now I can't watch Game of Throne's anymore.
>>684702065
Being flung out of orbit isn't the issue. The Earth is 80 times larger than the Moon and the Earth exploding outwardly would basically pulverize the moon with its planetoid sized shrapnel.
>>684702065
The moon might be destabilized in it's orbit, but unless the earth was literally teleported away, the Earth's gravity would still have effect on the moon. If this would happen, the moon would most likely be thrown off balance but would be ejected from it's orbit.
>>684701150
My asshole itches
''hey Houston you have a problem''
Allah akbar
>>684701150
Dammit, left my porn collection over there
>>684702692
This desu
"finally no more niggers and jews maybe now humanity can advance "
>>684701150
"At least all the niggers died."
What a horrible shop job
>>684701150
Holy shit that looks like a buttplug....
>>684701150
well fuck
>>684702753
but it would still take forever for the stuff to get there
Well, I just saved my wallet from the upcoming steam sale
"MY MASTERPLAN WORKED!!"
>>684701150
"Kek, faggots"
Goddamn. God really hates 9gag.
>>684701150
"Well shit"
>>684701150
"oh fuck no"
>>684701150
Well... Fuck.
>>684701150
"At least the muslims and niggers are gone."
whelp the space station better be ok or im taking his helm off
>>684701150
"Well, shit, what now?"
take a photo ?
well, mars is not far now
>>684703464
You stupid faggot
Well shit.
>>684701150
Escaped just in time.
>>684701150
"OP's a faggot for posting 9fag memes"
"Check em"
An object of that size cant be going that fast, it would need to be ejected from a supernova and then need gravitational slingshot from a few large suns in order to get that much kinetic energy. Even that shit is impossible.
i never fucked whutney and now i never will
>>684701150
After who knows how many alien invasions
Nobody knows it was only I who was capable of such destruction
Get the fuck off of here with that facebook shit you fucking faggot
"gg wp"
>>684701150
it's only half blown off. it's still good! it's still good!
>>684702825
If debris ejects outwards at 20,000 mph (entirely possible), you'd have about 10 seconds, tops.
>>684704675
Its 9gag not facebook
>watermark
>>684704244
Why?
It takes a couple of days to get to the moon. In OP's pick, the earth isn't exploding, it is being impaled. There would be almost no shrapnel effect because there isn't any extra outward force. the earth isn't made of TNT. Earth would probably break apart slowly over centuries if we go by OP's pic. Worst case scenario, you have 15 days before anything bad happens on the moon, and that assumes you pass through the debris cloud caused by the exit wound.
peace boys
>>684704799
at 20000 mph it would take about 10 hours to get to the moon dipshit.
>>684701150
>OMGWTFWHATISHAPPENINGHOLYFUCKINGSHITHOWDOI...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWHATAMIGOINGTODONOWFUKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>684701150
to infinity and beyond!
>>684705027
Ah you're right. My math is off. Now go fuck your mother.
Allahu Ackbar
>>684701150
Oh shit. The internet was there.
>>684704519
Congratioalations , you are stupid
>>684701150
did I turn off the iron this morning
Nothing personnel kids. *tips helmet*
"OP is a faggot"
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
That looks like my last cumshot.
>i bet jews are behind this
I would say "What the fuck is that thing that got destroyed, because it was way too fucking close or large to be earth....?"
>>684705254
>math is off
>difference of about 9 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds
Little more than just "off", faggot
>>684705432
Amazing!
Ooh rah
I would be happy since im isolated. I hate my life right now. Sure it will get better. But I feel like being by myself and floating through space. Slowly waiting for oxygen supply to run out so I can suffocate. At least I would die in peace and isolation. I hate my life.
"But I'm still a virgin..."
Why are you posting this here faggot.
now I can suck one piroca
>>684701150
"Shit, my porn collection!"
>>684701150
mohammed u crazy
>>684701150
I'd save my breath
>>684701150
Suck it, Nathan
Anyone else hungry? Oh....
"Bet the Mexicans won't be able to jump that"
I'd probably just pull my helmet off and kill myself right there.
>>684701150
" Good thing this isn't an actual landing but instead a set in Burbank. "
>>684701150
Well then more lolis to my collection
>>684705686
Is there a sequel where they both resort to hard core butt fucking when they realize neither of them wants to die virgins?
>>684701293
kek
"ayyy lmao"
>>684702382
Hello darkness my old friend
>>684701150
There goes the neighbourhood
>>684701150
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>684701150
Well shit.
"Madre mía!"
>>684701150
"Well that's not supposed to happen."
All those poiple. All those hamboigahs!
>>684701749
This
"Serves you right for asking for child support"
>>684701150
I guess that solves US foreign policy
>>684702382
spacebros till the food runs out.
>>684701150
mondays are shit
>>684701293
*knew
>>684701150
Well, fuck.
>>684702382
What the fuck happened to Earth?
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of faggots suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
>>684701150
>Guess that TMNT 2 Film by Michael Bay is coming along nicely
YABBA DABBA DOOOOO
>>684701150
https://youtu.be/Tl3euCXhpaQ
"Well shit"
"Well... I guess that's that."
I just pictured something like this.
"My girlfriend is dead? This is fucking great"
>>684701150
"Who the fuck put an amerilard flag on my backpack? Fucking burgerlords..."
>SHEEEIIIITTTTTT
"At least I´m jew"
>>684701150
"Git rekt, faggots"
I told them they should've voted for Sanders
thanks obama
"Oh..."
I wouldn't even swear. The "Oh" alone is suffice enough
>>684701150
Bout damned time God.
>>684701150
well, shit.
>>684701150
I just experienced a hallucination. I have work to do.
>>684701150
Literally every post in this thread is fucking retarded and you should all leave.
>>684702095
keked
Thanks Lori
did i leave the stove on?
>>684701293
knew*
Dat irony.
>>684702081
I don't save pictures that have it even if it made me laugh.
Luckily they usually don't.
>>684710177
As you say something retarded
Why don't you enlighten us by saying something non retarded after looking at that image.
>>684701293
WHAT DİD HE SPELL WRONG THO
>>684701150
"And nothing of value was lost."
"Hell, it's about time."
>>684701150
>>684708782
Putin blew it up.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg
>>684701150
>Fuck off space niggers we're full
I'd yell it to the other stars
>>684708341
>implying they didn't make a farm.
"got what you deserve, cucks"
id kill myself so i could collect my 7,000,000,000 virgins
"My life culminated in a bad creepypasta. I knew that I should have just gotten high instead of going to college."
>>684701150
There would be no words. I'd just be trying to figure out how to fap in a space suit.
Well, at least my firefox autocomplete search will be finally gone
>>684711477
http://beforeitsnews.com/space/2015/01/can-you-get-an-erection-in-space-2487824.html
>>684701150
I have the strangest boner right now
>>684701150
"Houston, you have a problem."
Then I would sit there with my shit eating grin and contemplate my situation.
>>684711898
Well that's fucking gay. Interesting little article though, thanks.
Kebab has been removed
"Guess I'm not getting paid."
>>684712556
Based anon brings some perspective to the conversation.
>>684712556
This
>>684701150
Uh oh Spaghettios!
"Wonder how many times i can masturbate until I run out of oxygen"
>>684701150
>>684702375
Kek
"Well my browser history is safe I guess."
>>684710605
İNGİLİZCEDE BÜYÜK İ HARFİ OLMAZ AMINA KODUĞUMUN CAHİLİ
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!"
>>684703464
Not if it was that big. Minutes, maybe even seconds. If the meteor was crashing through earth fast enough to go straight through it, you'd be dead in mere moments.
>>684705817
Actually true. Running out of o2 is euphoric, too much co2 is what causes discomfort. A space suit would scrub co2 long after o2 ran out. Comfy death.
"I feel so lonely, ohh so lonely."
>>684715400
Well, looks like we have a cockroach on our hands
MARTHA!!
>>684701150
"It worked! It fucking WORKED! They said I was nothing, but look at them now!"
I dont think id speak. I would go to the lander or whatever and suffocate myself
>>684716951
You don't need earth to blow up to kill yourself, anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>684701150
Oh shit, there are space mexicans!
"2/10, delete photoshop"
>>684701854
Underrated as fuck
rule 34 really did apply to everything
"Sucks to be them."
>>684701150
Fucking finally!
"meh"
>>684702496
this
>>684715897
No you wouldn't, all the force would be directing it out the exit wound, and maybe a little outward. Most or all of the debris would be blasted far away from the moon's current location. Pic related, black lines represent a cone, clearly facing away from the moon.
"I must preserve the purity of the white race"
>>684701150
"Oh shit, my weed!"
At least 9Gag doesn't exist anymore
>>684715897
seconds? are you retarded, shit is nearly 400.000 km away, assuming debris would move at 100.000 km per hour it would still take 4 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
wonder when i'll wake up
Fucking finally
>>684703464
Not if the impact is massive enough to send it flying quickly.
It'd be extremely unlikely if it wasn't.
>>684715897
You realize it takes fucking LIGHT more than a second to reach the moon. Then you any debris that even heads the direction of the moon is scattered and sparse, unlikely to hit you, because the moon is 30 earth-diameters away.
>>684715897
>>684719355
>>684718867
Sounds like a job for Randall Munroe
>>684702382
wow those feels
>>684701150
Wait, lemme take a selfie
>>684719824
Wow... those debris hit fast.
>>684701354
Winrar
>>684718501
>>684718867
can we all just accept these conclusions:
>the shopped picture would be nothing like an actual impact
>the impact would not pierce the earth like a bullet
>there would be no flaming exit wound
>whoever made the shop knows absolutely nothing about science
>and a legitimate impact's chance of killing you would depend on many variables we could subsequently argue about
>>684701150
Any female out here?
>>684702065
Either you'd move towards the sun and melt, or move away and freeze to death
>>684721488
There has to be some way to pierce a planet. I know it in my heart to be true.
>>684701150
It's the Kikes
>>684721842
god youre dumb
>>684721842
Both of which would take weeks or longer to actually effect you.
>>684701150
"It's about fucking time!"
>>684701293
that person was probably French it seems, and translated directly
Uh oh hot dog
>>684701150
At least all the niggers are dead.
>>684701150
"I think I sneezed a little too hard."
"Yo Harry, you remember when you asked what we were supposed to do up here?..."
>>684701854
nice one
"Must've been Dat Boi, oh shit whaddup!"
