What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
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What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
>>684698611
Haha this.
My God I forgot about this pic
>>684698611
I jerked to this as kid. This shit was epic. It was on maxim magazine if i recall
>>684698611
That exact picture.
Anything Alyssa Milano. Many nuts busted
Cruel Intentions
>>684700047
>Christina knows that guys are going to jerk off to these pictures
Duhhh
Lmfao I came SO much to this lol. Had the poster on the wall lolol. Good job op
![Cindy Crawford [Playboy Okt.1998][9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OyeeJUv.jpg "Cindy Crawford [Playboy Okt.1998][9].jpg")
My dad had pornhub viewkey=ph5671598c3f46f on DVR and I'd watch it every Saturday night while he was asleep.
>>684701289
VCR, dammit
tape was worn
My dad's porn videos and mags. His closet was full of everything a kid needs.
>>684701289
Well played anon have my butt, you deserve it. Your doing God's work here, don't stop.
I used to watch Species 2 when my parents were out, I'd pause it at the good parts.
The bra & panty section of late 80's jcpenny catalogs
>>684698611
haha I used this pic, I wish I could find the CD with my 2000's porn. I still remember the password of the zip file
>>684700536
Oh, god, XXX Raimi Miller FTW.
I could've filled a bath with the amount of loads I spilt over that chick. Gorgeous.
>>684702207
I did it too, but it was Sears catalogs.
>>684701900
I take your butt with utmost gratitude.
>>684698611
before pornhub was around i found some website called pornawe and id always watch tory lane or jenna haze or gina lynn and id bust in like 0.02 seconds. i was like 10
>>684698611
Junglebook and Kaa
>>684702343
yea come to think of it I may have been sears if not both.
>>684701917
My mom took me and my friend to see the first Species without knowing anything about it. I didn't know my 11 year old dick could get that hard.
http://oldtarts.com/
i was that meme of the kid running to google w dat at like 12
>>684698611
Growing up, my mother had a pretty serious drug problem, so we were without a lot of creature comforts, like cable, or a VCR, or really anything except a 12in color tv in the living room that received nothing but basic broadcast channels. When I first started fapping, I had to make due with what came in clearly. Basically nothing more than Christian Broadcasting Station. So this dried up old hag's VERY deep cleavage was about all I had to work with. I fapped a LOT to these dried up old fun bags... Anons... I give you Tammy Fae Baker!
>>684702469
Before Google was big, I was searching on Altavista for porn.
Or I'd try to guess urls for some reason, pussy.com, porn.com, sex.com, etc.
>>684702207
I want to know how much hot fucking went on with the photographer and models after those photoshoots.
>>684698611
This pic delivered, delivers and will continue to deliver for years to come.
>>684701289
Dam that's nice anon wish I'd thought of that
>>684702809
young sil grew up nicely
>>684702891
>pussy.com
I'd laugh, but I would search "lesbia" to try and bypass the internet filter my mom set up.
>>684702881
Holy Hair!
>>684702259
did she ever do hc?
genie bra commercial and female sex toy infomercial
nudist websites with girls that were around my age. its a wonder my parents never got a ride in the partyvan
>>684703320
Those fucking filters man. I remember I could go on websites that had the word computer cause "pute" is slut in French.
Eventually I discovered msconfig.
>>684703357
The mid to late 80's were a scary time /b/ro... A VERY scary time...
another one of my favorites from that photoshoot
>>684703437
Meh, kind of. It was shit, like all the Lightspeed hardcore stuff.
>>684702881
That's tough, anon. But back then I'm sure you didn't mind so long as you could fap to that cleavage.
>>684703747
Meh... Her and her ChoMo looking husband had like a 6 hour broadcast every day, and then some indian dude would come on, and proclaim his ability to faith heal. So, I guess you're right. It was literally all I had to work with. Right up until I realized the 16yr old cheerleader who lived in the bulding next door never closed her curtains. Then you couldn't drag me out of my room after 6pm if you had a fucking GUN to my head.
>>684701289
>My dad had pornhub
>pornhub
Jesus christ get out youth of young child.
one of the early lara croft spokesmodels. she also looks an awful lot like my cousin, so doubly bonerizing
Autumn Austin
>>684704323
No, he is saying his dad had that pornhub video on VHS a long time ago, not that his dad literally had pornhub.
>>684703554
Life Force? (aka Space Vampires)
>>684704323
I'm pretty sure the anon in question simply found clip from an old video his dad had in the VCR on pornhub. But then again you type like mudslime goat fucker, so I don't really expect you to understand a language that doesn't require you hock up a fucking loogie every time you speak.
>>684704617
>>684704323
>>684704679
It was a Rick Roll retards.
>>684704589
>>684703554
who is this?
>>684704831
>Gets called out for being a retard
>I TROOLED YOU ALL LULZKEKE!!!!!
Yeah... youre not fooling anybody.
>>684698611
Montgomery Ward, Sears, or JC Penney catalogs. We didn't have internet back then and cable was still very new. The "box" was just an A/B switch.
Yeah, I'm old. I know.
>>684704977
mathilda may
I remember a leswbian video of like a pajama party with a brunette and a blonde teen. The blonde one was asking the other is she ever had feelings for her or wanted to kiss her. After that she wipes out a dildo and start fucking. At the end they get caught by their father or sth like that.
Made my dick diamonds in high school, does anyone else remembers it?
>>684701289
Three and a half minutes of pure ecstasy.
>>684704660
si
>>684698611
lol the pic in the op and nikki nova softcore until limewire came out, then I downloaded ideepthroat videos until internet became faster and then my depravity eventually knew no end until pics did nothing anymore and can only get off to real sex and hardcore porn and with porn the only thing that even gets me off is cumshots and shots of dick going into vagina reverse cowgirl while bouncing
Either the Adult section of newgrounds or freeones.com.
>>684706153
Oh lmao those beach volleyball games, or the one with the blonde that would like fuck Santa or some shit
>>684705696
Thought so. Those tits are EPIC. Unmistakable.
>>684705823
>ideepthroat
That shit was SO cash. Introduced me to the wonders that Kazaa and Limewire could provide. Also much like you, cumshots are my go-to porn these days.
>>684705696
Sddenly everybody on /b/ remembers
Lifeforce for some reason...
>>684698611
Trying to wake up at 3:00 AM to watch girls gone wild infomercials
This shit hole. Being a fucKing 4 year old on /b/ fucked me up in the head.
>>684706280
My nigga. I came countless times to that dumb blonde.
>>684702881
>room
Not Tammy Fay
>>684706402
the flat bed scanner and crt monitor. god
Whatever porn videos i could get off limewire without getting a virus.
>>684698611
Nude picture of my ex - she and I were 14 at the time... wish I could find it
>>684707317
So both of them?
>>684698611
>your go-to fapping material as a kid?
Sears & Roebuck catalog.
(bra and girdle section)
>>684706564
>/b/ came in 2003
>4 years old
huh.
>>684707057
I blasted so much jizz to her in Poison Ivy 3.
>>684707538
My nigga.
I'd get on PRODIGY and go to the singles chatrooms, spend an hour or two to get an older woman who was into me being underage. Then i'd convince them to let me call them (that took more effort), and end up having phone sex with them.
It was surprising how, while it still wasn't "easy", it wasn't nearly as hard as you'd think to get them "into it" as I would have thought. People are fucking perverts.
I never got in trouble for the phonesex and talking to older women thing, but did get screamed at by my dad for the prodigy bill (I think it cost quite a bit extra to chat in those rooms, but don't remember exactly).
I'm well aware the women were likely ugly and fat but I was 15 or 16.
>>684698611
Ol playboys. My brother left them to me
I jerked off to Danger Girl comics like it was my job.
>>684707594
>2003
Fail
>>684706564
Fucking 16 now
>>684707397
Yep. The one with the dog banging the chick, and the one with the quality so bad, the pixels were bigger than the nipples.
The :20 Minute Jerk-off....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIMgMqDznt0
>>684707092
This is now a Cassandra thread
>>684701289
I must be fucking retarded, because that link isn't working.
>>684707733
I'd get on PRODIGY and go to the singles chatrooms, spend an hour or two to get a younger boy who was into me being underage. Then i'd convince them to let me call them (that took more effort), and end up having phone sex with them.
It was surprising how, while it still wasn't "easy", it wasn't nearly as hard as you'd think to get them "into it" as I would have thought. People are fucking perverts.
I never got in trouble for the phonesex and talking to younger boys thing, but did get screamed at by my wife for the prodigy bill (I think it cost quite a bit extra to chat in those rooms, but don't remember exactly).
I'm well aware the boys were likely ugly and fat but I was 63 or 64.
I launched the hand rocket to this shit so fucking hard weekday mornings before middle school.
>>684702881
You mean Trinity Broadcasting Network and Jan Crouch. Jesus.....
>>684701769
mah nigga! first porno i bought! went and downloaded it the other day for the nostalgia fap. hottest mensa chick ever!
>>684708026
You shouldn't have released that info, moralfags will be on your ass like niggers on fried chicken.....Good luck kek
>>684698611
hentai flash games and imagination
>>684708187
I fapped to Elvira - Mistress of the Dark so many times.
Shitty movie, incredible cleavage.
>>684702207
when I was staying at grandmas house, at home my dads mag stash.
>>684703952
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuiK1JxxOLt5gdzjBCdx2vA
>>684708273
nigga don't be upset i was talking to fine ass 300 lb 40 yr olds while you were jacking off to en vogue videos
>>684708442
my boy! Ganguro Girl was my first legitimate fap
>>684706864
Yesssss.
>>684706402
My nugget
>>684701804
I remember this. Who is this again?
>>684708303
the good old days...fuck, this was 20 years ago now.
I had this music video on VHS, i wore it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh_lB4xHqWw
>>684708707
Pamela Anderson sucking Tommy Lee
>>684698611
This my fucking nigger
Lets go old school....
>>684698611
Holy shit this, also a bunch of yovo fakes of jennifer anaston or however the fuck u spell it
This scene from this movie. I was 6.
this 80's cartoon bitch turned me on so much. I just imagined gettin in her suit and eating out that sweaty pussy
This is really who the character of Elvira was modeled after...
>i can see a titty
>>684702881
How's she doing now a days anon?
>>684701289
So hot anon. Jizzed in the first 30s.
>>684709297
i thought you said OLD school...
>>684709331
fuck yes.
>>684709059
Nah, this is Pam sucking dick.
>>684709331
We used to call them "Kirk's Women" because they were usually green or blue.
Oldfags get it
>>684709331
Someone should invent a scramble filter for streaming porn for nostalgia reasons
>>684708686
I hate this dumb bitch. Fucking goes to Africa to adopt a nigglet then to some shit teir country in Asian to adopt a gook. fuck her
>>684709267
really?
that scene scared the shit out of me, it still does.
>>684709331
>>684709297
>>684709178
>>684709436
Contemporaries?
>>684709331
Aw yiss. Das it mang.
Honestly? The Jessica Rabbit scene when she sings....
>>684698611
hahaha this a lot
>>684709504
you hate her because she adopted two babies from two different shitholes?
She does suck, but it's not like the two ugly crotch fruit your future fat wife grunts out are going to make you in any way superior
>>684701289
>ph5671598c3f46f
Many many trees died to make all the kleenex i used spanking to this in the day.
>>684709331
HNNNNNG!
>>684709060
bitch is so old, those glasses came back into style.
>>684709274
also She-ra, fapped a fuck load to her. Every once in a while the cartoon would show her ass and they'd actually draw her underwear and line in her ass. I waited for it, fap fap fap
>>684709895
at least ill have a wife, while you'll still be living with your mom and having her take you to the store when your 40 years old to buy you your fucking hot pockets and mountain dew, so you can stay up all night and fap to pictures of your cousins and aunts.
the opening of the orginal Carrie
>>684709849
That's nothin. There's a crotch shot of her, sans panties no less, when her and the old guy crash the cab.
Disney is always sneaking in some porn
>>684705132
oldfag too
>>684708434
Jenna Jameson was so hot in that movie, too. And it was Paul Giamatti's breakout role.
>>684710411
Spacek? She freaked me the fuck out.
>>684698611
First pages I literally stuck together.
>>684709331
Holy shit yes.
>If you flip back and forth beteen the stations, sometimes it gets clear for 1/10th of a second.
>Long enough for me.
>>684710655
yeh but the tiddies
>>684698611
I jacked it to womens clothing catalogs my mom would get in the mail
but besides that, I would sneak up, late at night, and go to the computer, and I would cover the modem in blankets so the dial-up noise wouldn't wake everyone up. And once I was connected to that sweet sweet web, I would search yahoo for "sexy cartoon pictures" or "cute anime girls"
I was around 11 or 12, I exclusively jacked it to that for a couple years, then I moved past hentai by 14 or 15, started jacking it to real porn. Then at 17 or so I was into advanced porn (specific fetishes and such, weird stuff, shameful stuff). Then at 18 I went to simple amateur stuff, it became more about imagining being with the girl in the video than the actual act being performed. That's when I started seeking girls sexually in the real world as well. Then I got laid a couple times. Now I'm single and jack it to really regular pretty tame porn, I'm 23.
Long story short; hentai is something you should have grown out of, like green day or ironic t-shirts.
shitlords.
>>684698611
was 12 and found a Barley legal magazine in a parking lot by my house.
>>684709331
mah nigga
Doom Generation.
>>684710957
She had (has?) a fucking fantastic rack.
>>684710112
Hell yeah
>>684706233
I watched this a lot when i was a kid! Bored myself to sleep so many times hoping for some hardcore scene
FUCK! I almost forgot about this one.
9-year-old me would steal my Dad's comics. Would stare at the pages and rub my peen for HOURS while Dad was at work...
>>684710845
>I jacked it to womens clothing catalogs my mom would get in the mail
Same. No one can ever tell me Victoria's Secret isn't a porn-distributor.
>>684710401
hahah that was funny.
But i am married, anon.
>>684701804
I found my dads gym bag in the closet too. filled to the top with playboy and penthouse. didnt even notice i stole 3 for a few months.
>>684706564
>Being a fucKing 4 year old on /b/ fucked me up in the head.
MODS MODS MODS
>>684710957
>>684711038
>>684711107
>>684711117
>>684702881
That's the saddest story I've ever heard
SummerSlam 1988, this VHS stayed on pause for quite a while
Chicken Salads Two
>>684711267
like jacking off to boys
>>684711285
Fucking Luger.
>>684711117
>>684706564
Fuck this place, been since 14
>>684710827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMEW6smmI2A
>>684711107
need more 80's chicks
>>684702809
man i shot so many loads to this damn movie. fuck
>>684711376
yeah fuck him
I blew loads literally every night to Christina for an entire summer.
>>684711425
>>684703597
mmmm thats hot as fuck
>>684711138
that never happens..
>>684711577
>>684711440
>my fucking nigga
>>684711366
Fuck yeah.
>>684708187
wow did not know she did this
>>684710957
1/2 the reason I watched Night Court
>>684711366
guilty
>>684711296
Uhhh
bikini contests were fucking amazing as a kid.
>>684709331
my cousen and i toched our penis with this
>>684711655
I stole the VHS from a mom and pop video rental store.
no regrets.
>>684700452
damn. she was perfect !
>>684711561
>>684711577
>>684711553
Nice anon - good taste
wanna roll in the hay?
>>684712090
>>684712090
>>684712148
Did she ever do nudes?
This set OP's posting as well as anything Brook Burke
>>684711854
I had it bad for her as a tween. Her voice just ooozed sex.
>>684707141
Mi negro
any australians here would understand.
just like how americans would search through those channels for a nip slip in >>684709331.
we would wait til the early hours in the morning for a weird european movie with slight nudity and then fap away.
>>684712349
them witch hands
>>684711984
Too muscular for my taste. Girls should be soft and rounded.
>>684712208
One From The Heart
>>684712293
this was the greatest thing i had ever seen when i was younger
>>684712349
hell yes
>>684712582
God bless you.
Kristine DeBell
>>684712246
Mine Nig
All these fucking youngfags, let's get really old school.
>>684701210
o shit waddup
>>684712349
jesus christ
she missed her calling as a porn star
>>684698611
Heidi Klum on Sports Illustrated
>>684711107
I thought that was david Bowie until I enlarged it
>>684712695
2 fur u
>>684711754
>>684711754
Better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8FlFHx7kA
>>684710492
Dave?
>>684712761
>>684712293
>>684712928
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