Good evening, Anonymous! You were so kind to me the other day when I was sick. Thank you!
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Same way as last time, all GETs get a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>Ask a question, or set a timeframe (next 6 months or near future seem to be popular) for a general prediction.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie courtesy of the Junior Shrine Maidens, even if you don't GET.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Patience and l-love.
Let's have fun! I might not be around as long as usual tonight, but we'll see.
Greetings loved ones
im here i looked no need to tell me
>>684698508
Chief look.
>>684698508
I-I wasn't gonna say it that time, promise!
Thanks for the great work!
>>684698660
no
>>684698764
riiiiiight
>>684698959
I'm just disappointed now.
>>684698959
F-for real though!
>>684699102
well im already looking
>>684699313
i'll believe it this time
>>684699567
Are you though?
>>684699725
yes
>>684699916
Really?
>>684699723
>>684700148
You look bored.
>>684700093
si
>>684700429
Well stop looking, it's embarrassing.
>>684700275
Ah? Well, I'm just waiting. Anonymous can take his time I guess. Ehehe.
>>684700604
k
>>684700713
Seems to be taking a lot of time.
>>684701288
Check'd~
Want a reading while we wait?
>>684701587
Sure, why not.
>>684701839
What'll it be?
>>684702113
Mm, general prediction over the next few months?
>>684702113
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda
So am I supposed to ask for a tarot reading of my future?
Cause I'm bored https://youtu.be/Ahe9xFaBONE
Will I understand and comprehend the what I'm doing in school currently.
Will I complete my university within 5 years :)
>>684703113
well it is slow so you might get one without dubs/trips
>>684698162
Hello to you , glad your feeling better
>>684698162
Should I make the call, should I change everything?
Pete
Am I supposed to be asking for something like them or am I just supposed to say read my future! Derp
>>684703691
Rollaru
>>684698162
Ya'll still gay. Have a bump though.
>>684702658
Sure!
>1) Ace of Swords
Lord of the Root of Powers of Air
>Upright - Total and complete change of mind. In its purest form the ace is symbolic of strongly constituted authority, and pursuit of ultimate truth. Triumph, victory and success, a rebirth and a new beginning.
>2) King of Cups - (reversed)
Prince of the Chariot of Waters
>lll Dignified or Reversed - A violent, unscrupulous, dishonest man who is likely to be involved in double dealing. His only responsibilities are to himself and he has no moral sense. He may involve his associates in scandal, vice, dishonesty, corruption and evil, as he himself may be drawn.
>3) Two of Wands
Lord of Dominion
I thought it was Lord of Domination at first. This would've been a lot different.
>Upright - Success that has been achieved through hard work. Strength of character and will ensuring that ideas come to fruition. The responsible use of power and wisdom gained through experience. Wealth obtained legally. Job-related perks.
What I see is this. You're coming to a crossroads in life, a time of great change for the better. But you may run into a man or woman like the Reversed King of Cups who could bring you down. He sounds pretty toxic. Anyway your natural tendency is gonna be to avoid this guy, so follow it, and you'll enjoy the fruit of your hard work.
>>684703691
Luckyrollspecialget
>>684704063
no u
>>684702872
I wish you'd gotten that, Smoke.
>>684703368
Thank you! How are you doing tonight?
>>684703919
Ask a question or say read my future, but if you say the latter then you gotta give me a time frame to work with.
>>684704063
Thank you~
>>684704377
YAY
>>684704377
>1) Fortitude
Daughter of the Flaming Sword
>Upright - Courage. Self control. The virtue of Fortitude. The power of love. Control of passion against one's baser instincts. Determination. Generosity. Strength and power under control. Energy. Optimism. Generosity, resolve and reconciliation.
I'd say that means yes. What do you think?
Slow day.
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>>684705307
yep
>>684705307
Yup
>>684704751
I believe it does, Thank you. The first smile and sense of direction I've had for as long as I can remember. Many happy vibes sent your way.
Come on get
>>684705555
Ooooooh mama
>>684698162
Am I already dead? If dubs you'd better fucking tell me you whore
>>684705555
Checked
>>684705555
broooooooo
>>684705638
Be nice
>>684705555
checked
>>684705638
If dubs you don't tell him
>>684705555
Self checking the shit out of that.
>>684705401
Thank you! It warms my heart to know that.
Good luck with everything, whatever it may be!
>>684705555
You wanted that a lot, huh~
Congratulations! Do you have a question for me?
>>684706132
while were killing time want to share some pictures of your tarot cards?
I'm willing to share pictures of mine also.
>>684706132
decent career and overall happy but lacking in love for a couple years, what do?
>>684705555
Not even quads can make me happy, from what she did.
A paper, yes, but no. A gesture of selfishness, uncaring and greed.
It's...
...
(Well, it's rejection and poor treatment, sadness, of course, but not it. I mean, not "it's"... Should be...)
...
She's...
An unreal non-lawyer, been made really unreal lawyer, giving out prices very high. They have to cull us for the money, but shouldn't they take responsibility?
...
There is some God going about and doing it. Created us, that's true for here. Fact must always be exactly as strange as fiction, otherwise neither may exist.
...
Superman, for example? Got him, he's so powerful, but under the weight of them, Gods? He bleeds and chokes from facts, now gone, so no problem for them! Only stays in your memories and observations for a while, will I remember and know forever?
They'd kill me, too. I don't want it, just because it's the opinions of lower doesn't mean I can't will my way out? I'm Dr. Manhattan, and does it?
...
But can it even happen?
...
The only thing to do would be to pay the price, but I will make someone pay it.
Fucking copyright. I'll kill the bastard.
Just punched Saruman in his jewnose. Really hard.
feels good man
>>684706879
This is not me, I asked about what do? Above
>>684706879
I like you
>>684706845
Sure, I can do that!
Here's the back of my cards, first of all. I like it.
>>684707071
You see, this is truly what I am going to do. Killing him. Not you, Bell. But G. The whole jew punch you spoke.
I can't just expect a coin to be magic here. But yes, I should reveal it.
>>684707173
You want to know. And I didn't mean to act is if I was you. I typically like GETS regardless of if they are mine.
...
I'll just kill Greed.
>>684707461
Very cool
May i have a general reading please? (Next 6 months)
Thank you.
>>684707461
Love the back of it. Classic feel to it.
Now what deck do you want me to show? I got my light dreamer deck, a dark surreal deck and a limited edition deck from the video game the binding of Isaac.
>>684707463
You're going to ride a horse at full gallop and land a solid facepunch on a jewnosed fuck?
Sounds like some serious chin music if you ask me.
>>684707796
Obviously the Dark Surreal
I'm here now~!
Hello people <3
>>684708211
dubs get. give me a minute to get it out and take good pictures.
>>684706859
>1) The Empress
Daughter of the Mighty Ones
Do her, I guess. Gotta be cute if she's an Empress.
>Upright - The promotion of well-being and security. Creativeness in financial affairs, love and parenthood. Maternal care, domestic stability, abundance and material wealth. Fertility, security, achievement of goals and growth.
Creativeness is a keyword here. You've gotta try things that you haven't yet, get outside of your comfort zone more in regards to love.
>2) Ace of Wands - Reversed
Lord of the Root of the Power of Fire
Avoid avarice and greed of the heart. The whole description isn't important.
>3) Two of Pentacles
Lord of Harmonious Change
>Upright - Vast change and fluctuations. A need to balance many skills when planning ahead. A warning against purchasing items on credit. The cards indicates: imminent changes and movement, such as news, journeys, communications, money, material preoccupations. All change must be skillfully navigated with knowledgeable manipulation of life's rules, in order to attain continued success. There needs to be careful handling of established business.
I think that one is just some general advice in life to carry you on your way.
It's fucking dead here. What's going on, assbags?
>>684708271
Hello Marisa.
>>684704113
Mm, thanks. I'll keep it in mind.
>>684708271
Hey there!
>caress caress
>>684708891
Anonymous is shy about being nice to me the other day so he's hiding. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Hi thread
Anything to flip around here?
ಠ_à²
>>684708891
I'm not an assbag, dickfart.
And I just got here. No idea why it is dead as a doornail.
>>684709375
Tables, birds, and the occasional house
>>684708211
I took a few pictures for the tarot cards. This is the 10 of wands. I'll post the others in a bit.
>>684709715
damn, forgot to flip that around.
>>684709838
Ok I guess they just upload like that. I'm guessing you want to see what the death card looks like?
>>684709628
Pretty standard, piece of cake
>>684709838
Did you say flip?
>>684708891
Hello mighty Omega!
What have i done to deserve such a holy presence today~?
>>684709175
Y-You always greet me so nicely~<3
>>684709992
This is your doing ain't it? Flipping my cards around. I suppose you want to see the hanged man card since it is the card most like you?
>>684709983
Das some freeky sheet
Dem nipuls look liek AK buletts
>>684710394
dark and surreal was requested for my tarot cards. Any cards you want to see?
>>684708211
No.
Allow me to explain. I'm near him. It should be easier for me to manage puttimg it in terms that humans would understand.
...
There is currently too much Greed involved in the production of entertainment. Copyright. Mystique, the blue lady from 'Marvel'. I took the advice in the last thread. I decided to compliment her, as her blue complexion is simply beautiful.
...
She was not nice, but it wasn't her. They made it take her form, hoping to get rid of me as a threat. She sewed me for the creation of everything. The biggest copyright infrigement in the history of the Multiverse, on that piece of paper she gave me.
...
I was fairly put down, but I knew what had to be done. I am killing, and have just killed this Greed, one of a few, and restored the balance. This Greed was one of higher up, that's why his doings affected our everything.
...
How do I kill this Greed, a God?
I simply be as generous as possible. But, I have to mean it, of course...
...
...
...
>>684710037
Well of course I do! <3
>>684709715
>>684709838
>>684709983
Wow, cool. Yours are great! I'll have some of mine up soon.
>>684710598
>Turning the world around
>reversing
Let's see that hanged man, then. Sounds like my kinda shit.
>>684710654
Greed. On my list of things I hate next to lairs, thieves and politicians.
Hello again, everyone
What did I miss?
-Sweet Roll
>>684710654
"Disgustiiing!" he shrieks, observing me create money out of thin air, which I distribute to the poor in a way that will not fuck anything up.
"Why help others? Only help yourself." I summarize of what he said, taking from a long-winded douchebag speech.
I tell him what he doesn't want to know, it's that I am aware. A fixed level of happiness across everywhere for us. I should let others get it, that have to work, not be selfish with my power?
...
He swipes at me, I bleed. I have to do more.
...
I travel many universes. I devote my time to being involved in the production of all so many fictions, their characters. I put myself to the level of a human for thousands of years. Repeat the timeline so many times, trillions of times, and they're a lot of workplaces and companies.
This lasts a minute, and he can't handle it.
I punch him in the head. I leave a dollar at his throne, not because it will help, but because fuck him.
...
The copyright she tried is a truth version of all copyright. A circlejerk of "You can't do this because we thought of it". Misplaced entitlement of the gods that want their energy, that's why our Gods want their money. Gods of humans of Gods.
...
The fictionals of our place will be back. It was big, but not as impressive as you'd think. Only represents a quarter of a seventh of a half, just for this single aspect of an everything merely one up.
...
None of this ever had to happen, that is why it did not.
Can't make a man pay that much, wrong, pay that much for doing what's right.
...
It is, my truth, the Copywrong of The Gods.
They want so bad to feel important.
There is no longer too much Greed. You won't notice that anything has changed...
...
But I won.
My princess of wands is a cutie.
~Reimu
>>684710037
To be honest, my presence relies more on my personal whims, and less on anyone deserving to be bathed in my light. Alternatively, you might have earned it by having a nice day. How was your day?
>>684709175
Disappointment.
>>684709628
It's probably your fault then.
>>684711099
>takes a bite of Sweet Roll
Check'd.
>>684711180
What are you even talking about?
You get flipped.
>>684711625
>gasps
>>684711354
I see.. Well i had a great day!
>>684711325
I like it. Not to many cards that are black and white like that.
>>684698162
Hey Guys, whats up
>>684711625
>Slowly grows back
You do know that doing that hurts, right?
-Sweet Roll
>>684710926
The hanged man. Seeing things differently around you that normally other people can't and may even bring enlightenment.
>>684712067
My two of pentacles makes me feel calm to look at it.
And heres the death tarot card. If you guys want to see any others let me know or from a different set.
>>684712660
That is calming to look at. nicely balanced.
No more Alice threads?
>>684712545
Cool stuff, but who needs enlightenment when your friend has a wish-granting hammer?
>>684713068
Much like a wither skull, those drop very rarely around these parts. Did you need something, friend?
>>684713068
She's been unwell the past few days.
>>684713068
I dunno, did she go to bed for the night?
>>684711325
I also noticed on the top of your tarot card has the alchemy symbols for the 4 basic elements. Left is Earth and right is Fire
>>684713142
Careful not to rely to much upon that.
>>684712474
How can bread have a nervous system??? I don't even-
What? Are you a youkai?
>>684713878
ha ha, their we go!
>>684698162
Can someone explain fluffy threads to me? Is it just like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, with the whole crushing the mouse thing? Or is it just a bunch of edgy autistics?
>>684713691
Ooh I see.
In the explanation book that came with mine it told me the elements of the four suits, I think it's a nice touch. I draw on it sometimes for readings if it comes to mind.
Here's The Devil.
>>684713784
I actually have no idea
I may have lied about the pain, it's just plain rude to take a bite out of someone's head.
-Sweet Roll
>>684713784
A talking, feeling sweet roll is definitely some sort of anomaly; better eliminate it.
>bangs rod against her stall
There's not enough competition for readings, that's why it's so dead! So please: come one, come all, for the Grand Opening of The Yamaxanadu's Death Reading, a vision into the last moments of your life! We guarantee that it's accurate, and definitely not completely random!
It's free until it's not!
>>684714126
Oh boy. Here we go. This is what I understand. For one they do seem to display some sort of mental disorder just for the fact they like seeing animals hurt. Many have said though they wouldn't do it in real life which I believe but still holds to the fact it is probably some form of mental illness.
One person tried to convince my and others that its supposed to be "satire" on the pet industry and pet owners but I do not believe this.
I sometimes venture into these threads for research. I can relate them to bronys as well. Unlike bronys though you don't see these fluffys everywhere and appear to be somewhat underground so it may appeal to the hipster also.
I need to do more research on these people. They appear to enjoy punishing helpless things in unusual ways while trying to make them appear cute. Maybe I will go explore another one shortly to try and make sense of it all.
>>684714126
Sorta like Lenny, yeah.
>>684714538
S-sorry. I didn't know dessert would care... I thought that's why you were born!
Oh no, I didn't mean that either!
>>684714053
*flip*
>>684714856
What we have more than one Yamaxanadu now as well? Nice, love me some minor confusion.
>>684714548
Well, why would an anomaly casually be near people that can eradicate it?
I even volunteered to help remove some.
-Sweet Roll
>>684714856
Let's hear it then.
>>684711946
That's very nice to hear. All denizens, comrades, and subordinates deserve great days.
>>684714536
Classic devil right there. Love the symbolism. Abraxas and the other demon is a nice touch. They are supposedly real demons according to some books.
>>684714856
Hit me
>>684714856
How about palm readings? Can you read this?
>>684715220
*bites*
>>684714856
ok shoot
>>684714126
I too have wondered about these threads
>>684715493
My real, actual ability to barely see the future and NOT Komachi looking up random words in the dictionary says this!
>incompetent distribution
>lonely alarm
Roused from your sleep at night by a solitary alarm, the result of you forgetting to change batteries in your smoke detector, you are suddenly crushed when a load-bearing column in your house gives way!
Repent while you still can! Or change your smoke detector batteries on a regular basis!
>>684714856
Jeez, that's grim. I don't wanna know how I die.
But I welcome the competition!
>>684716043
>Slowly grows back. again.
Please stop.
Seriously.
-Sweet Roll
>>684716657
Oooh a tank
>>684716005
Let's see...
>abounding order
>vivacious decision
It seems in the distant future, when humanity has been homogenized and peace reigns at the expense of individuality, you make the stand for being yourself and not bowing to the will of society! You are immediately crushed by the unforgiving mass.
Don't forget, tips welcome!
>>684716900
What if I placed you in a bowl of sake? Would that make up for it?
Oh also, you've gotten dubs twice now. I only bit you to get your attention the first time.
>>684713328
I need Alice :(
>>684713428
What is she sick with? Please tell me....
>>684713477
Do I look like her fucking babysitter?
>>684716900
Try growing back less fluffy and sweet maybe? Or actually, you got any relatives or friends...? No?
>>684717147
...yes, kind of. You're here looking for her because she's lost, aren'tcha?
>>684717145
>Human body
>Sweet roll head
Well, I guess I will use it.
Finals coming up, will I be successful?
-Sweet Roll
>>684717070
Sounds about right
>>684716046
Let me stress that this is definitely real, not random, and a service that I should be paid for.
>disgusting pancake
>disillusioned hole
Ah, a common case, this one. Eventually you will be hungry and open your fridge to find a single, solitary pancake as your only food. Despite it's uncertain Good By date and general ill demeanor, you shrug and shove it down your gullet.
Your body is found one week later after you fail to show up for work.
>>684717147
Flu, nothing too serious. I'm betting she'll be back within the next couple of days. Actually, thinking about it, there may have been a thread from her earlier. She's one of those idiots that rarely stops when she's sick.
>>684716935
>>684718122
Those death readings are betraying your own responsibilities while interfering with Komachi's... but that's none of my business
>>684718098
>>684718098
Payment with these here dubs milady
>>684717374
Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
>>684718282
Isn't tomorrow her birthday? She HAS to make a thread. SHE HAS TO
>>684717878
If that don't look like a metaphor for thumbs up I don't know what does.
>>684714856
I would like to get one too
just curious
-Sweet Roll
>>684716391
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
>>684719046
You are a very hostile man. Goodness.
>>684718920
Forgive me I appear to be short
>>684718779
Maybe if a certain SOMEONE would keep up with her responsibilities, I wouldn't have to resort to opening Yamaxanadu's Absolutely True Readings! Do you know how expensive land is in Hell?
>>684719238
I can't get dubs either, wat do?
>>684719046
I'd say she'd probably take a day off on her birthday, but I know her better than that.
>>684719513
Get dubs with this roll with my entire heart & soul poured in ................---------->
>>684720039
Sigh, I appear to be running on empty.
My Death is a bit busy for my tastes but he's still pretty cool.
>>684720039
poland can't into dubs
>>684719395
Thaaat's something I'd rather not need to know.
>>684720247
that is a lot going on
>>684720261
Nice singles, scrub
>>684698162
How do I get out of this rut and move forward in a positive direction?
>>684720946
Rollan
I just lost the auction on the M1 Carbine I wanted to buy and because it was the last one to end, I missed out on all the other good ones and now I don't have anything
Brb Suicide
>>684719108
Of course!
>longing breath
>chilly rice
Once again you find yourself about to be eaten, their breath hot against your sweet glaze! At the last moment, their phone rings, and you're relegated to the fridge. Unfortunately you were stuck behind a bowl of rice and are quickly forgotten, freezing into a hard rock and eventually discarded.
General timeframe 1 year, please.
>>684720946
Rollin
>>684721048
I'll do 2 re-rolls on this, including this.
>>684720946
Last roll
>>684721048
>>684721159
And this is number 2.
>>684720801
nice singles, candle sniffer
>>684721048
Rolling for ya
>>684721048
I'll roll twice as well
>>684720946
rolling for ya. thne im going to bed
Prediction of next couple months
>>684721026
>>684719108
Damn sweetroll, that's pretty harsh. Wouldn't you rather get eaten by an Amanojaku?
>>684721309
Check these dubs, koosh ball
>>684721721
>>684721812
nice singles, dick juggler
>>684721022
What's your opinion on lever action rifles?
I don't know anything about guns but they show up in a lot of Westerns and stuff.
>>684721026
>looks just a bit pale
This is like reading Garfield Without Garfield. The story of one man getting excited about small things momentarily before slipping back into the chaotic sea of existential loneliness.
>>684722044
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>684722205
huehuehue
>>684722104
Lever action rifles are alright, but upkeep often sucks because they're all fancy and shit.
>>684721022
Dawg, no. That sucks, man.
>>684722104
...it can't be that bad, can it?
Megadubmachineactivated <--- hold on to you ear warmers
>>684722104
Fuck you, I was just reading my Garfield book!
>>684722711
checked book
>>684722711
O-Oh no!
