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Dubs decide what i do to my gjrlfriends stupid fucking rat that i despise.
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>>684672815
Cuts its legs and hands off
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Leave alone
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Cut in half, upload and post.
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Cuddle it nigger
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Put a sharpie in its pooper
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that is clearly a rabbit
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Cut the nose off
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tie a string around its neck and whip it around until its head comes off
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>>684672815
smash with foot
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>>684672815
Let it live!
>inb4 newfag
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Open the belly, let organs drop
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Leave the rat alone. It's a rat. It doesn't do shit. Kill yourself.
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>>684673252
roll
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>>684673389
m8
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>>684672815

Kiss it on the mouth and post pics faggot.
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Cut both ears off
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>>684672815

Thats a ginpin, OP you faggot not a hamster
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>>684672815
bite its balls of and shove it up your girls ass
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Cum in the cage
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>>684672815
Dunno, I'll pass
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make it your master
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>>684673532
Reroll
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Not a rat, let it live. Give it a hat.
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>>684673600
Winrar
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>>684673600
winrararararara
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Be like mr slave and insert in ass
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>>684672815
put your money in the cage and let it shred it up
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Give him a piece of food and leave him alone
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>>684672815
Feed it cake frosting.

Rats like cake frosting.
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>>684673600
this is why we dont have nice things anymore.
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Insert into ass
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make a hat and dinner for it
then tuck it into bed.
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>>684673600
dubs has spoken, give it a hat
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>>684672815
Is not a rat, is a hamster
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>>684673722
Kek
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>>684672815
DO 69 WITH IT.
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>>684673600
Dubs have spoken Op.
Paper hat or confirm yourself as fag!
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Let him teach you martial arts, become green and get an abnormal love for pizza. Also OP's a faggot.
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>>684672815
put it in frige with webcam inside and stream.
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>>684673744
Dubs speak again.
The gods call for a hat.
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>>684673896
You not mean a 96
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>>684673902
OP is already a faggot my new friend
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Try to fuck it
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>>684673744
winrarrrereerererARARARARARAW
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>>684672815
put it into the fridge
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>>684672815
Dating a chick with a rat? One of you has to have a mental illness
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>>684673600
Dubs spoken have. The hat given must be. Live the rat will.
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Try to make half-human, half-rat babies with it.
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>>684673722
Dubs confirm as well.
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Hats puts itzs on it
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>>684672815
It's your girlfriends so show respect and leave the rodent alone
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>>684674222
trips of truth
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>>684674322
DUBS CONFIRM
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>>684674222
Nicccccccccce tripsssssss
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Please cum on it.
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Cook the rat. Feed it to the girlfriend in a stew. Don't tell her what she ate until after she's eaten it.
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>>684674399
Da fuk
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Hats you fucking faggot
Do eet now!
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>>684674471
This anon asked nicely
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>>684674399
DUBS CONFRIM THE DUBS THAT CONFIRM THE TRIPS OF TRUTH!!!!
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Cook it and eat it
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>>684674222
You must put a hat on it now OP

Don't be a faggot
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>>684674513
OP REALLY REALLY HAS TO DO IT NOW
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>>684674534
It is over. Dubs and trips confirmed it. The rat shall not be harmed.
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>>684674588
confirmed by another dubs wtf?
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cook and serve to girlfriend
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>>684674588
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON QITH THESE DUBS OF CONFERMATION
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>>684674588
Haha no way
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The rat shall be spared and given a hat.

This is now a get thread.
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put a hat on the rat and then post a pic of it with on a mat
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Put a hat! Dubs and trips call it
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>>684674918
>>684674918
Check these bb
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Delivered.
It was the nearest thing by.
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>>684674588
OP you can't argue
allah wants you to put a hat on that fucking rodent
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>>684675107
nice hat
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>>684675107
GIVE HIM A CAPE
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>>684675107
That's not a hat, faggot. Kill yourself!
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>>684675107
kek
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>>684675220
CAPE and hat combo would be fucking dapper
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>>684675107
King snek is amused
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It looks like a Guinea pig not a rat
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>>684674588
This is obviously a very special marmot to have trips confirmed by dubs confirmed by dubs
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next round OP, give it cheese
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>>684675338
He dances like Patrick Bateman.
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>>684675220
This.
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>>684675453
Got any velveta? Feed him op
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>>684675107
Now give him a wizard cane
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Leave it be... It's a guinea pig, not a rat. I own one. It's a clever animal, also a living being. You shall not harm it, else you will become a faggot. Even faggoter one, opfag.
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Love him.
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>>684675220
Rolling
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round dos
make it a little cardboard house
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>>684675600
Oh shit winner
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Rats carry diseases. Kill it to save humanity.
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>>684673600
>>684673722
>>684673744
>>684674222
>>684674322
>>684674399
>>684674588
Literally everything pointed to hat.

There are mystical forces at work here. I think this deserves an epic fucking hat instead of the lazy nigger shit that op tried to deliver with.
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>>684675569
Roll
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>>684675600
OP WINNER POST YU LIVING HIM
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>>684673103
>Cuts its legs and hands off
>hands off
>guinea pig
>hands
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>>684675107
Adorable.
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>>684672815
cut off your penis and feed it to the animal
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>>684675713
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Is still want that fucking cape
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Throw it against the wall. Pick it up. Throw it against the wall. Repeat until dead.
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cook him dinner
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Give him the snips treatment.
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Idiot that's a Guinea pig,and leave poor animal alone you fucking dipshit.Better cut off your fucking throat..
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>>684676137
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>>684675759
I fucking hate this skinny pig mongoloid looking rat.
Why are dubs confirming it as holy.


Ffs. Someone get dubs to shit on it.
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Heat pan on high. Throw rat on it. Watch it dance! You'll be laughing for hours!!!!
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>>684672815
sell it
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>>684672815
That's not a rat. That's a mongoose.
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>>684676383

Shit on it, OP
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Make it transgendered. Confuse its sexuality.
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>>684676137
Hi anon,
Drink bleach and lurk more
Tks
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Feed it to an ATM machine.
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>>684676903
Kek. Get a god damn job, Al.
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>>684676383
Drink bleach, it's your girlfriend's, after all.
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>>684676903
What are these anal to mouth machines you speak of?
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Wheres the cape?
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>>684677081
You've got a negative attitude.
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>>684677212
CAPE CAPE CAPE
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>>684677087
She loves it to fucking death.
And its ugly ass fuck, annoying at night, wakes her up early in the morningat like 5am.
Smells like shit.
Is not cute.
Is ugly as fuck.

How can i slowly decrease its life span by half of what its got left without leaving any suspision?
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>>684677404
Feed it tiny amounts of rat poison every day.
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>>684672815
microwave it mMm so tasty
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>>684677404
So it makes her have a healthy sleep schedule? Get a fucking life queer
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>>684677404
Just kill yourself, that should work.
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>>684675107
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>>684677699
Dubs op winrar
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>>684677618
She doesnt have to get up till 8. Wakes her up at 5 cause annoying as shit.

Hows that provoking a healthy skeep schedule. She goes to bed early as it is and i have to hear her complain about it.
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>>684677404
Put a piece of amerecium from a smoke detector under its bed
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>>684672815
Hey OP u almost forgot ur lunch. Here, eat up.
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>>684677404
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>>684678008
Radiation?
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>>684672815
Cut off penis.
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Feed it your cum it'll die fosure
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>>684678102
Yeah to shorten its life
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Rape it.
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>>684678008
Wow a legit one, amazing. Much better than posion because it won't look sickly till the very end.
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>>684677976
Cause its hungry and it cant go to the fucking kitchen by itself you retardfag
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>>684677699
It's the only way to be sure
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>>684678439
Get a new girlfriend, faggot.
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>>684678090
Agreed!
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>>684678533
DUBS OF CONFERMATION HAVE RETURNED
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Radicalize it. It will leave you and join ISIS.
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>>684678533
Dubs confirm op do it faggot
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OP, just release it to the wild
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Impale it with 100 toothpicks.
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>>684678533
kek god hates you op
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>>684673600
HAHA! Nice :)
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>>684679112
The god of memes kek has visited us in this thread
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Make fun of it constantly. Eventually, out of depression, it will kill itself.
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>>684678572
Not my response.
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>>684679112
There is no god
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>>684677404
guinea pigs don't last very long, be a man and deal with it
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>>684679304
No, you.
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Sit on it.
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>>684678079
Reminds me of OP.. Just as useless as a bag of dicks without handles.
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Nuke it.
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Crucify it.
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404 fast
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Give it to the homeless.
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Mail it to Japan. Let it have awesome sexual adventures with Japanese school girls!
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Put a little bit of cheese in the entrance of your butthole and let the rat nibble it out
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>>684680458
The rat or OP?
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>>684680794
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