>Post characters who are basically you
>the joker
>mysterious
>funny
>cunning
>mischievous
>not to be messed with
>>684671993
Edgy teen then huh?
>>684672445
We're all terrified, aren't we.
>>684672232
fuck off
>>684671993
kek this fucker thinks he's similar to an international criminal mastermind....okay, faggot, whatever you say...kek
>>684671993
kys faggot
>>684672863
>>684671993
I think you both mean fictional, completely unrealistic characters.
>>684671993
OP is cringe.
>>684672958
come at me bro
>deadly
My only trait.
>>684671993
>mysterious
>cunning
How's highschool faggot?
>>684671993
>being this autistic
>>684671993
This is op
p
>>684673259
Oh, look, we have a down-to-earth anon here. Thanks for the reality check, faggot.
>tfw you forget where you are....
>miserable
>might as well be comfortable
>>684671993
>>684671993
This x 50,000,000
>>684671993
You forgot "neckbeard", "fat" & "gay"
I hope you get bullied tomerrow in gym class
>>684674166
who is that?
>>684671993
>lies and manipulate people for my own good
>love to cook
>literally 6000 dollars worth of suits in my closet
>>684673659
you are right. I'm on /b/ with a bunch of 15-20 year olds trying to act like they are the baddest mother-fucker out there and who have only read comics and novels assigned for classes. And yeah its fiction but try and be more fucking original and not play "most-cool-maniac-card!" its fuckign cringe-worthy as fuck.
>>684674359
My wife taking a cumshot selfie. She just looks a bit like that joker in these pics
>>684674689
>I'm on /b/ with a bunch of 15-20 year olds trying to act like they are the baddest mother-fucker out there and who have only read comics and novels assigned for classes. And yeah its fiction but try and be more fucking original and not play "most-cool-maniac-card!" its fuckign cringe-worthy as fuck.
I guess you're the only adult playing with teenagers, huh, creep?
>>684671993
relax son, you don't have to be angry at the world. you have been given life, and yes, yu sound like a total joker ya tosser
>>684674689
well beware as I do have a classy side
but also
a dark side.....
>>684671993
>>684674742
moar
>>684676030
she will kill you for sure one day
more of her nude
>>684674929
u fukn wot ya cunt
>>684676186
cumshot on honeymoon?
>>684676326
>>684676355
Wedding night
>>684671993
What? I like a good book and spending time with my GF's son/brother.
>>684676343
if you're gonna insult me please do it in english, you fucking Mexican!
>>684676547
how long y'all been together?
>>684676597
I've absorbed so much of his mentality and autistic vision I have become his spiritual apprentice.
Me everyday of my life
>>684676597
i'm english ya poofta
>>684676664
8 year
Dude from requiem for a dream. Drug addict, blah blah. Basically me.
>>684678207
I'm second guessing getting married. With your experience, do you think I should?
Cowardly, fat, can't fight, beta, has the ability to read and write and everyone is impressed, dates a 3/10, best friend who is alpha and cooler in every way
>>684671993
Edgy 14 year old confirmed. Nothing personal kid.
>>684671993
So much edge, so be like Heath Ledger and kill yourself
>>684678207
hot
>>684674664
and the worth of your MLP collection?
>>684671993
autistic as fuck
>>684674166
>>684674742
What a pathetic cumshot
This is an unintentional cringe thread.
>>684678426
Yeah j love it, but my wife is really cool
>>684678897
I'd obviously had sex a few times already that night. Moron.
>>684671993
you are such a faggot.
>>684678589
So 4chan?
>>684671993
You're just a joke. Plus you smell like hotdog water. Fight me faggot.
>>684678897
>This idiot
>Thinks sex is like porn
Cumshots aren't fuckmassive like in porn, they use fake semen for that. Idiot.
>>684679474
you dont want to test me faggot its the one you will fail
>>684678897
>>684679716
I feel he is a virgin
>>684671993
I'm black.
>>684679798
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684679933
I agree. He's almost certainly a basement troll.
Sick cunt
>>684679933
>I feel he is a virgin
You FEEL he's a virgin? Are you inside his tender, ripe, virgin boypussy, Anon?
>>684680111
Hi Evan.
>>684671993
>wicked sense of humor
>>684674689
>2016
>Being baited this hard
>>684671993
You know Summer is here when bait threads draw this many bites.
>>684671993
Op is a edgy fag lord
>Huge. (5'11 irl)
>Demanding (Eats worlds and doesn't ask)
>Smart (Gets knowledge by eating worlds)
>Has cuck that does everything for him (mom)
>>684672777
Top cringe
>>684672777
trips checked
>>684671993
cool story bro.
so umm why haven't you killed the batman yet?
joot suit Daffy Duck
>>684674929
Shut the fuck up retard
>>684671993
>itt post characters who you wish people saw you as but sadly will never be even remotely similar because you're pathetic
>>684680742
That's a man's ass.
>>684681444
only in your eyes
>faggot-vision activated!
>>684678589
Kek
>>684671993
>im most like dat boi, here i come!
>>684681609
>I figured out how to use meme arrows guys! XDDD
.
>>684673511
Lol doubt it.
Fat faggot.
>>684676597
He is speaking english you fucking yank retard
>All these newfags' answers to the OP
>Ctrl F "intelligent" "nihilistic" and "wicked"
>No results
I hate this site
>>684681818
>faggot power level at 9000 and IT'S STILL GOING UP!
>>684681954
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684672958
This is my design
I always felt a strong connection to good ol' Airhinge Saeger.
>Cares about his friends.
>Goes into the military.
>Fucks his sister.
>Smiles even when his arm falls off sometimes.
>Hidden alpha powers resonate within him.
>Gets really huge sometimes.
my fursona, I mean I modeled it after me so lol
>>684681150
No u.
>>684680717
You Do know that trafic doesnt actually increase during summer right?
>>684681961
Can you find all the words he used in an english dicitonary, buttlick?
>>684681811
Oh shit! Waddup?!
>>684672445
>because adults can't be edgy
fuck of back to >>>reallife
>>684682115
>Has to post a photo of a stranger's wife to feel like he isn't a loser.
Jej.
>>684682324
>surfs
>carefree
>anthrocon 2017
>classic cars
>>684682453
>butt lick
You take that shit back gaylord.
>>684679375
Hi
I'm in love with your wife
>>684671993
rrr
>>684671993
Edgemaster 3000
>>684671993
>Post characters who are basically you
>the faggot
>introverted
>funny-looking
>stupid
>beta
>has a face that says, "punch me"
Harmon from blue mountain state.
Enough said
>>684678207
Goddamn anon nice
>>684679375
Yo your wife is fuckin ugly. No wonder she takes loads on her face.
Usain bolt.
I grew up watching him on Toonami. I liked the part where life would shit on him for being a nice guy and then he showed them all his demon. I do the same thing sometimes when bullies make fun of me and I tell them one day I'm going to unleash my hidden talents on them.
>>684682680
Bro, I'll fuck you in the ass if I see you so shut up, handsome.
>>684682944
>Usain bolt
>Toonami
I've really been living under a rock!
>>684683022
Thanks for the complimentary butt fucking. Also calling me handsome.
>>684682453
>Dicitonary
>buttlick
Are you fucking serious m8
>>684682692
Thanks
>>684682180
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>Coolest guy.
>Does sick flips to explosions and shit.
>Sometimes in japan.
>Always defeats the bad guy and then sometimes they make out.
>Does drugs.
>Has a highscore on my copy of tonyhawk's pro scater.
>>684683343
You're welcome
>>684683342
typo BITCH!!!! get off my case
what is wrong with being fat neckbeard? I understand thats a meme but still..... it isn't automatically implies that you a fedora-wearing-sjw-atheist-from-reddit. I am just lazy and love to eat.
AM JIMMY
>>684671993
This is kinda like Evalion.
I keep wondering, "Is this bait?"
>>684682453
No, but can you find grills?
An hero?
B8?
Tell me if you can find Any "4chin word" in a Dictionary you fat fuck
This is me....
>>684681954
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head and it does not sit right. Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country. You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country. The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>684683819
you CAN find grills
You CAN find an and hero
2 to 1 nigger. What else you got, faggy?
33. TweeK from southpark.
I'm blonde manlet and low self esteem. Can't handle getting yelled at. Used to do various drugs. On regular xannies and beer now. No social life and no aggression in me. Shake a lot.
>>684671993
>this much edge
>>684683995
Kys
>>684683995
Nice bait you pillow biting fag got
>>684683359
Ha ha! Just read this and I'm nothing to do with whatever you've got going on but I am actually a Royal Marines Commando and I've worked with SEALS and they certainly wouldn't speak like that! Ha ha ha!
>>684671993
I know this is bait,
But not to be messed with really got me
This nigga
>>684671993
>borderline autistic fuckwit
>unrealisticly violent fantasies
>has sperged out when talking to people
>has sperged out when trying to get to know a girl
>obsessed with guns and has stood in front of a mirror pretending to be a badass
>works out because "muh health", but can't stick to a good diet
>can't fucking sleep, do stupid shit at night instead to pass the hours
>probably going to work some low skill job in the future
>has good family, compulsively lies to them about my feelings and too much of a pussy to open up to anyone
>all my pain is entirely self inflicted and well deserved
fuck, the only real differences are that Travis has a job, has served in the military, has the balls to ask a girl out, and has the determination to go out and fight for what he feels is right.
>>684671993
baito
>>684671993
I'm basically Frye without the obsession over a girl. I wish I had a friend as cool as Bender Rodríguez.
>>684684456
holy hell the amount of bait right now
>>684678589
That's basically me, but none of the good parts about Sam.
>>684684456
being this new
>>684681444
wew
checked
>>684684456
enjoy getting cucked while on tour faggot
>>684678589
>tfw no one is impressed by my ability to read and write and i'm not even dating a 3/10
You are so full of shit, but I'll go anyway.
>Sans
>Lazy
>Affinity for puns
>Fashion """sense"""
>Have no hope for the future and think it's all pointless.
but the beta one from the beginning
>>684678589
a refreshingly honest and self aware faggot. Take notes OP you delusional autist
Eric. But only when he is not dating Donna.
>>684676574
Wait your gf's son/brother? She has a kid from her dad?
>>684685034
I am new that this is me which is hilarious. My wife's pictures got posted now I come here as it turned me on. I can post a picture of my head or something. I know I'm sad but I get really bored
>>684684456
You know what the fuck you're looking at?
That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
>>684685577
Probably mate, you are massive, no need for the big speel
>>684685577
Actually my mate is a Sambo champion and Russian all round fighting champion. His name is Tommy Richardson, do you know him?
>>684671993
big,hairy, likes to get high at night and talk to the moon
>>684671993
Tokyo Ghouls Yamori Oomori
>Intoxicated by notoriety and power
>Same laugh and characteristics
>Acknowledges his sadistic tendencies caused by physical and psychological torment
>Will probably also be ended by someone I fucked over
>>684684187
Someone help me
>>684685577
Your not bulletproof
>>684679375
>>684679716
>>684679933
Try harder virgins, impress us more with your knowledge of women
>>684680904
> 5'11"
Huge? Huge is like >6'6", you're in middle school if you think that's big
T-90
>outdated
>kind of silly looking with huge eyes
>can kick ass
>can also get ass kicked
>lost the Chechen wars
>sold off to shitty countries
>depressed
>>684671993
Reading the self-delusional fantasies of the autists in this thread really tingles my Pringles.
>>684686519
I like to share her
summertime and the trollins ez
im basipally like this panda
>>684687897
but.. thats not a panda
Nihilistic
Lazy
Unlikable
Anti social
>>684688543
Whatever you say, Mr. Zoologist.
>>684679947
sacred 2 xD
>>684685333
I bet you didnt read the manga, pleb. manga is the original, the source; anime is crap and they changed many things in the anime from the manga.
>>684686230
fuck thats gay
>>684671993
He's also dead. I think you should share that trait as well.
>>684690926
you fucked with the wrong joker
>>684689015
>>684671993
>>684671993
Roight
>>684680169
nice pasta would read again
Same height and same wheigt
>>684684322
fat
>>684672445
haha was gonna say that
>>684673625
ha top kek
>>684690494
I am bi-curious so...
>>684692444
Your mom is fat
>>684674742
Ur wife is jewish af. I can tell by the nose.
>>684694253
No not Jewish
>>684692432
>>684694253
You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool,
It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born.
You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.
Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior.
>>684671993
Me right now
>>684694538
response to this was epic
there, ready to help, and tries to find his own purpose
oftentimes cannot perform as well as hoped, but persistent
becoming increasingly disheartened as the story of life progresses
"The world is too big, mom"
"Then make it smaller"
Fuck I almost cried at this part
>>684694725
Feel the same
>>684694538
I mean it's only 3 centimeters off
You're the guy who calls himself the funny one in your lunch table but everybody calls you annoying when you leave
>>684671993
Right. Get a load of this faggot.. anyone claiming they are like the joker is actually more like a fedora wearing, cringy beta fag
>>684678589
Get a load of this lying faggot.. Probably surfs Twitter/Facebook all day and posts shit relevant to get the most likes out of each post. This is 4chan quit trying to get the most replies it doesn't make you any better than the rest of us.
>>684672958
I did this not out of anger or hatred, but out of curiosity. To see if I can, to test my limits.
This is my design.
>>684671993
kill yourself
>>684676030
Man look at all the teeth on those girls.
>>684671993
nice haul OP
thanks OP
>>684671993
I must have missed all the gay sex and penises inside the jokers mouth in that movie..... Strange
>>684699502
He just kept all that in another movie.
>>684699156
The hell is that
>>684697802
what the actual fuck
>>684697802
Top fucking kek
>>684671993
>self describes as mysterious and cunning
>>684671993
a screencap of this post could easily win on a beta cringe thread. wow
>>684697802
Lol no you didn't.
>>684671993
Hey Dario.
Kill yourself.
Pic related, it's the dick she's riding now. You fucking mexican faggot
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>684697802
This takes a level of dedication, boredom, creativity, and lunacy that doesn't come along that often. Fascinating, in a poetic sort of way.
>>684697802
>trying to take credit for that pic
>>684697802
Either you're baiting super hard or you truly are a sad sad little preteen. Go have a talk with your parents, stop trying to be the center of attention in your circle of emos.
Even if this isnt b8 anon would still say it is to try and cover up
>>684701145
>>684701770
Is this bait or just stupid?
Fionna is me, just less sexualised and horny all the time.
>>684700175
Alot of fish
>>684671993
U r such a fucking loser holy fucking shit
>>684701248
this delusional faggot thinks he found some kid on the internet full of thousands anonymous people
kek
