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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>don't feed the trolls
>be a cute
>GL HF
I'm tired.
Tenryuu claimed
>>684657458
exam in 9 hours
Barely making progress on the studying. Just posting and eating fruits and watching funny gintama shit.
Anything new with you? I won't be able to reply in time for the next on cause I'll be covered in peach juice desu
>>684658458
Please die
Can anybody tell me the Mai's story?
Why is this guy hated by everyone here
Claim.
Newfriends begone please
Obligatory claim.
Kurumi Claimed
>>684658580
Fuck off
Kyouko claimed.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>684658542
>
>>684658549
Touch the cow
Do it now
>>684658546
No thanks.
>>684658729
I love you.
panda waifu
>>684658746
>>684658777
Slut
>>684658777
>nice tricips
Don't you get it? You're pathetic.
Britfag Maki Claimed.
Game of Thrones edition.
How are we all?
>>684658746
ORIGINAL TENRYUU
>>684658777
>>684658865
OHAYOU
>>684658910
Kill yourself
>>684658542
Shit, you should get to studying, buddy. Want ya to pass on that stuff.
Peaches are great, messy though.
Nah, not really. Just relaxing while eating some rice, that's about it. Thanks for asking.
>>684658696
Heyo.
>>684658861
I fucking love Ken Ashcorp
>>684658910
>pic related
>>684658687
i seriously dont know please elaborate
>Fubuki claim
>osu edition
>>684659067
You're a fucking cunt that's what
>>684658995
Life's too good to end.
>>684658928
Watching more soccer, good playoff game on right now in your neck of the woods
>>684659141
Kill yourself
Best type moon claimed
>>684658746
>>684659046
>same
>>684658777
I love you too
>
>>684659114
KEK
>>684659162
Who's playing friend? This must be Championship football there's no BPL games
CAN ANYOANE please tell me why you hate mai
>>684658580
The further a society drifts from the truth the more they will hate those who speak it.
>>684658230
>>684659320
Take a look around you.
>>684659326
So what happend? I dunt get it
I am become death.
Yeah but who is mai
claimed
>>684659403
I'm just a curious anon you mongol
>>684659450
Please die.
>>684659316
Yeah its the playoffs for the last promotion spot. Brighton and Sheffield Wednesday. Wednesday up 3-1 on aggregate but it's had a good edge to it in this match
>>684659114
>mhw I'm wearing an Ohio sweat shirt
>>684659520
A shitposter just like the rest of them.
Really, it's self-explanatory.
>>684659520
Hero and scapegoat.
>>684659520
I don t know never seen him but everyone hates him for a reason
>>684659114
Ohio always makes me happy ty atabro
>>684659665
420 erryday
>>684659520
Some faggot.
>>684659724
Fuck off Mai
>>684659665
Not my fault you're a cunt.
Hey /waifu/
I'm absolutely not drunk
Not at all.
Seems like there are still nice persons in this world.
>>684659666
>mfw you're satan
Hello
>>684659937
The frog wa snice to you ya cunt
>>684659013
I want to study but I also want to not study
How fix? What do?
>>684659906
But are you drunk though
>>684659666
Hello again Satan.
>>684659937
>Seems like there are still nice persons in this world.
Thankfully.
>>684659520
A poster who liked to mess with the thread, now of course every single issue is blamed on him for fun.
>>684659906
fuck off dude, stop fishing for attention, even i dont do it when im drunk
>>684659906
and i'm avsolutely not high at all.
how are you my sober friend
>>684659086
[Clicking noise intensifies]
>>684659906
Then you should do something against it
>>684659666
Mai was the hero we needed but elitists like you got your way and now /waifu/ is going to die.
>>684660113
So it was an asshole like tomoko or what?
>>684659870
I dindu nuffin.
>>684659798
Nice.
>>684660243
>/waifu/ is going to die.
Waifu is already dead.
>>684659906
>A fellow drinker
Well met D.Va, what you sipping on friend?
>>684659632
Wednesday are such a low-league side in my eyes, thinking of them in the prem is strange
>>684660243
>>684659724
What do you mean by hero?
>>684660044
im not as you drunk think am i
>>684660182
Really sober, said no one ever
>>684660356
I was out with a friend and we just took beer, lot of beer.
>>684660337
You're a stupid slut
Oh man, what is with all this negativity? I'm not digging it.
>>684660027
Correct.
>>684659666
>TRIPPS
and look at that. It's satanic tripps. Ifc hand-kun got it
>>684660044
Set shorter study golas
>I will read X number of pages
>I will do this problem
>I'll study for X number of minutes
When you break it up, you don't get as burned out and your retention of the material will be better.
>>684660356
I feel the same way, but after what Leicester did this year, I feel like every team is just a few 100 million pounds away from winning it all.
>>684660056
What are you up to, beautiful?
>>684660243
If I were the elitist you claim me to be I would have done much more.
You're not using the term "hero" correctly. But we did have that coming, you're not wrong.
>>684660243
>Hand-kun
>Elitist
This is why we laught at you.
>>684660330
Tomoko just calls it like he sees it, and if you can't stand that you need to fuck off back to tumblr. Mai did shit like spam, delete threads and general annoying shit, maybe in an attempt to simulate Mai's gadfly behavior.
>>684660512
Fuck off
Stop trying so hard Mai.
>>684660454
Weren't you posting on /trash/ today aswell?
>>684660044
Shit, should just get studying out of the way, buddy. Or else you'll never get it done.
>>684660525
Heyo, Marie. How are you?
>>684660614
Kys
sachi claim
>>684660324
No
>>684660614
Fuck off Tornado.
>>684660500
Why is that?
>>684660512
Same here.
>>684660512
Two, possibly three, shit posters.
All probably previous waifu posters who have been ostracized or don't like what these threads are or have become and are doing fuck all to ruin them.
>>684660337
STAHP
you are feeding the trolls
>>684660454
Amen
>is it fucking bodysuit time?
>>684660512
IDFK but it is slightly annoying. We can ignore the world and just chat
>and post cute girls in body suits
>>684660614
Another head of hand-fags samefaging hydra.
We're making /waifu/ great again and you can't stop us.
Whoaaaag what's going on with /waifu/ now? Tomako did someshit? Isn't that the whiney little cunt I verbally sat down earlier today? We're better without him
>>684660454
Nice man, I've been taking it easy with Budweiser today to take the edge off. Glad you're having a good time!
>>684660530
I was going to say the same thing, but I'm not sure 5000/1 odds are coming in again next season
>>684660709
So funny and original.
Follow your own advice.
>>684660751
No.
>>684660575
how can he delete threads if they weren't made by him?
What's good Niggers
>>684660697
>Skype
Brb hacking into your computer.
>>684660616
I don't think so. I barely posted today
>>684660812
>Bodysuit time
>>684660860
Yeah it was nice going out with my best friend, even though he doesnt really have much time to hang out anymore
fucking newfriends dude, ruined the whole thread, now its just a whole bunch of cancer that i dont want to return to everyday anymore.
>>684660835
>We're making /waifu/ great again and you can't stop us.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's the best joke today
>>684660812
Okay.
>>684660946
Hello.
>>684660930
>how can he delete threads if they weren't made by him?
You're to smart, hand-shill will need to get rid of you.
>>684660805
Aren't you happy?
Do you really enjoy waifu?
>>684660930
But he did make the occasional thread.
>>684661075
You're back at a bad time Ginko, otherwise how are you?
>>684660930
He started them using different waifu, would wait and delete them.
I personally thought it was funny as hell. A great trolling technique, but I was the minority.
Milinda claim
>Drunk edition
>>684660946
What up OG bun
Rory claimed
Yeah this is stupid.
>>684661075
Hey Ginko.
>>684660860
Probably not. I was watching a "year in review" on Leicester with the coverage they have here with Robbie Earle saying that he wouldn't waste the 1£ to put a bet on Leicester. It's been a fun year.
>>684661056
fuck yes its bodysuit time!
>>684661129
what you up to?
>>684660533
Just watching the thread and listening to music at the moment. What about you? Chilling as usual?
>>684661075
Hello Ginko.
You surely post some of the nicest pics when you're on here, good to see you.
>>684661071
Then leave? Really no point in keeping up with something you can't tolerate.
>>684660530
good point, at this point though I'm too tired and lazy.
Time to yolo
>>684660697
>warm feelings when picture
I wanna but my mind tells me there's more time later. Like in the morning or in a few more minutes
abuabsudbsubdaudbs
>>684661075
hi
>>684660337
>>684661056
My friends came to town on saturday. It was a terrible night for me but it was good to see them and they enjoyed themselves so
>>684658458
Bye
>>684661140
Best threads on /b/
>>684661071
newfriend? fuck off
Stop whining
>>684661130
What the fuck is this
>>684661202
Honestly I didn't mind that much either, but turning him into the universal scape goat was great fun.
/WAIFU/ IS NOT ABOUT WORSHIPING ELITIST CIRCLE JERKER'S ITS ABOUT WORSHIPING YOUR WAIFU
WERE GOING TO DEPORT THE ELITISTS AND MAKE /WAIFU/ GREAT AGAIN.
>>684660697
I'm good. What's new with you?
>>684661202
LMAO
nice
>>684661344
Bodysuits best suits
>>684661381
My best friend is a great violonist, thus he's always on a tour or so. Not much time to spend
>>684661282
Robbie Earle chats so much shit. He's one of the worst pundits on English TV.
Who do you follow in the BPL? /lifelong/ Liverpool fan here
>>684661414
>king shit of fuck mountain
>>684661414
boring circlejerk
>>684661202
Never happened
>>684661532
We haven't talked about our waifu since I forced a few questions earlier in the week.
And even then only a few people answered them.
Get on my level.
>>684661532
>make waifu great again
GL. Some sac of shit called Syndra already tried. You will probably do a better of a job than her though
>anonymous shitposting intensifies
>>684661344
Nothing. Probably going to take a nap soon.
>>684661402
>still here
>>684661380
>no more ohayos
>feelsbadman
>>684661726
Fuck off Mai
>>684661737
What's up man. Been a few days
>>684661733
You are right, mang.
You're the only one who cares for this ocean of piss.
>>684661737
But shit lies on the floor.
>>684661177
What's going on?
I'm pretty relaxed right now. You doing well yourself?
>>684661241
Heya, life treating you well?
>>684661361
300+ handpicked quality images. I enjoy collecting. Good to see you too!
>>684661380
Hey there. How do you do?
>>684661787
Syndra was the one who ruined it with 24/7 threads.
shitpost
>>684661532
BUILD THE FIREWALL
>>684661380
You'll feel better if you do it my way Karen, but I'm a serial procrastinator too so I can't blame you.
>>684661663
We talked yesterday about how happy I was Arsenal finished above Tottenshite. They've been my team because I was like 8 when I got into soccer and what do you know, Arsenal Invincibles.
>>684661793
I'm to tierd to use your avatar
>>684661670
Does this deserve one?
>>684661660
fuuuuuuuuuck yessss
>>684661733
i fucking love talking about Asuka!!!
>>684661795
Naps are evil!
>>684661932
top fuckin zozzle
From what you guys said, that guy had a good laugh and pissed you all off.
>>684661021
Please don't.
>sad hands
>>684661071
Hardly ever here anymore anyway, surprised you care.
>>684661562
Not much, man. Just relaxing in the Southern heat, that's about it. Up to much right now?
>>684661660
Awh that sucks. Is he anyone I might have heard of?
>>684661994
>Tottenham Bottlespurs
It seems a lot of the US like Arsenal, the rest and Mexico are Man U fans
The jews fear the Mai.
>>684661946
>What's going on?
The usual drama, Neo made a post posing as Tenryuu calling all the newfags cancerous, people actually took it seriously.
I'm alright but far from relaxed, I'm in the middle of finals season.
>>684661851
I know right, I've been crashing at my sister's place with no internet. I've been here and there.
>>684661932
Then bring your shit up to my level.
>>684661795
gotta step up your game
>>684661994
>serial procrastinator
my nigga, there's always time later after all.
I've studied a total of 30 minutes for my past four exams.
Aced them all, this one is the only problem. My mind won't accept that I actually need to study.
You know what I mean?
>>684662117
>filename
>gif
>post
everything made me laugh, no idea why
>>684661946
Exam in nine hours that I can't convince myself to study for.
How are you doing?
>>684661999
You seem to know a lot about these threads. More than an average lurker. Are you scared of not being avalable to post and be "friends" with everyone later?
>>684661733
I love talking about my waifu since nobody seems to know much about her
>Kud
Okay I guess I will leave then
>>684661946
Right now, yeah. I'm preparing to go to sleep in a bit.
Just wanna see how things turn out. This is better than CBS
How much do you weigh, /waifu/?
>>684661380
You should do it now anyway, buddy. You're just gonna keep blowing it off.
>>684662367
You'll not not be here later tho.
/waifu/ revolt NOW
Mai will lead us.
>>684662289
He's only 16 yet. Hes a wonderful player but not yet.
>>684662117
I dont know why people say asuka is trash though
shes a qt
>>684662421
not enough
>>684662117
Naps are alright.
>>684662347
I can't.
>>684662421
207 lbs.
>>684662487
Head of the hydra.
Open you're mind and I will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>684662421
57 kilos. So around 100-110 pounds.
Im a skelly.
>>684662421
One me
>>684662562
Can you repeat that, but in a not so broken way?
>>684662421
Shut up you manlet
>>684661795
Am i?
>>684662751
Change sucks but it happens anyway. Crying about it doesn't fix it.
>>684662421
6'3
I weight about 200 pounds.
I am kind of huge.
>>684662332
Damn dude. She lives in a rural area?
>>684662421
130ish
>>684662421
Last time I weighed myself I was 165.
Been eating pretty bad so I wouldn't be surprised if I'm up to 170 or 175.
>>684662289
Yeah, Arsenal is a pretty popular team in the States, but Man U is definitrly the most common kit you'll see people wearing.
>>684662347
I know that exact feeling Karen. I can do you one better. If I know I only need a certain grade in a class, I'll skip homework and shit until I have to work super hard just to pass. Can't explain it at all because I usually like logic and that makes no sense.
>>684662421
230
>INB4 MURIFAT
6'5" as well, I'm a big guy
>Kud
>>684662622
I'll keep my eyes open then~
>>684662421
about 150lb, although not weighed myself for a year or so
>>684658230
Here trolls have some troll kibble
>>684662421
63~kg at 5'11''
>>684662265
Not much. Though you could probably draw that conclusion seeing as I'm watching drama go down on a 4chan/b/ thread like a 14 year old girl
>>684660221
I'm using mx browns so it won't get that loud. But my mic doesn't give a shit. "^^
>>684662872
THE CLAWW
>>684662689
But you're not even trying
>>684662487
fine, you're right
one more thread though, then I'm off.
>>684662421
70-80 kilos
haven't measured in a while
>>684662767
>57 kilos
wuh
>>684663167
>I know that exact feeling Karen. I can do you one better. If I know I only need a certain grade in a class, I'll skip homework and shit until I have to work super hard just to pass. Can't explain it at all because I usually like logic and that makes no sense.
brother?
>>684662347
why thank you! hey i <3 you go study
>>684662622
fucking right? I really can't get enough. and she has the best personality like holy fuck i love her everything asdfjkl;
>>684663026
I'm literally the same.
>>684662330
Finals can be harsh, good luck. I'm sure you'll pull through, though.
>>684662347
Just disregard any thought and do it, don't bother with convincing or reasoning. I'll be severely disappointed if you're still here to respond.
>>684662415
I don't find much joy in it, but if you do then all the more power to you. Rest well.
>>684663094
She lives in a city, but there's just no internet at her place. Shit sucks man.
Leaving for bed, tired as fuck tho.
See you guys later and until then: Talk to each other like normal people. We're here for fun and quality, not to get on the level of Furry-, Trap- or YLYL-threads.
And always drink enough water.
>>684662421
6'2
196lb
Pure muscle.
>>684662421
114 pounds
If you want a conversion gtfo
>>684663270
Kek, just happy you're relaxing, buddy.
Also enjoying the drama.
>>684663325
Alright, buddy. Get that good studying in.
