Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

all these perfect looking massive cocks on here all the time

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 170
Thread images: 27
File: WMWEkoq.jpg (136 KB, 1024x800) Image search: [Google]
WMWEkoq.jpg
136 KB, 1024x800
all these perfect looking massive cocks on here all the time depress the shit out of me

am i the only one here with an average cock who gets sad about seeing all these superior cocks?

smh
>>
7.25" cuckolder reporting in
>>
>>684654311
not even that small but compared to a lot of pics posted here it is

mine is only like 6.5 so it looks like a fucking joke (true measurement)
>>
>>684654068

>caring what women think
>once you fuck them doesnt matter had sex
>>
Just stop masturbating. It's proven to stunt penis growth - something that continues until late 20s.
>>
File: IMG6498.jpg (126 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]
IMG6498.jpg
126 KB, 600x800
>>684654558
well mine is too
>>
>>684654697
>implying you dont desire female validation
>implying it doesnt feel good when a female is impressed with your dick

get real
>>
>>684654741
>It's proven to stunt penis growth

what?
>>
>>684654741
source
>>
>>684654741
I'd love to see the research on that
>>
>>684655575
>>684655183

>has a small penis
>jerks off a lot
>concludes jerking of a lot has stunted his penis growth

that's all the "evidence" we can expect....
>>
>>684654741
Yeah this wrong. Your penis is a muscle, if anything it would grow from working it out.
>>
>>684655960
Your dick isn't lifting weights, dude. You're just massaging it.
>>
File: image.jpg (182 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
182 KB, 640x1136
>>684654068
My girl cums so hard on my dick daily. It's great.

Pic related
>>
>>684654068

unless they laugh at it & refuse to fuck who cares?
>>
I don't know about everyone else but i'd rather suck an average sized attractive dick than a big but gross looking one
>>
You may get lucky and find a girl who doesn't mind the average cock, just be rough when you fuck her and she's gonna cum. My dick is pretty average but i make sure my girl is satisfied and we've talked about it, its a win win
>>
>>684654877
>being this emasculated
>>
>>684654068
i have 5 inch/ 12,5cm. i mean i have grown to be a horrible man. i dont give a fuck about anything, i dont respect women at all. i have heard all the bad comments and all the laughs.
from highschool to the present. i have decided that i will live alone the rest of my life and it gives me peace.
''Men were not made equal'' - John F. Kennedy.
Although that guy got shot by his own people so i dont know if hes the loser.
im on my late twenties now and i can tell you, if ur bank account has more than six figures, ur penis size grows 5 inches more (point being, if u are a true provider it doesnt mean that much to a woman who wants to settle down.)

worst comment, which i heard when i was 19: are you in yet?
worst situation: my ex's friend screams that i have supersmall penis in the hallway of my earlier school. you know after that, i never smiled again.
>>
bruh, i'm well above statistical average and girls say my dick is small too. the ride never ends, man. i thought the "women love huge dicks" thing was mainly in porn, but about 5-6 women i've fucked said my dick was small during foreplay or sex.
if you're wondering, i am 7.5'' long without pressing in the bit of fat around the base, and 5.25'' in circumference in the middle of my dick.
>feelssofuckingbadman.mp4
>>
>>684654068
who ever made this diagram really made it hard to understand.
>>
>>75% points to smaller section of chart.
>>25% points to larger section of chart.

Try harder on your fake infographics next time.
>>
>>684654068
>study trying to determine if women will reject you based on penis size focuses on unmarried women
What's the point?
The married women stats would be far more important, as they have to make a decision about whether that penis is worth being the only one they ever had.

Also, would be really interesting to see this same study with women who have only had one sex partner.

Of another note, if your dick is big enough to really fill her up, it also dramatically reduces the chance she can deepthroat you, or that she'll be up for anal.
Of course if it's too small, then deepthroating isn't even an option.
>>
This is the worst chart i've ever seen
Shit's all over the place
>>
>>684654068
Girl i'm hanging out said I'm the largest she ever had. Also she never came throught penetration... Until I appear.
>>
Id prefer a bitch with a perfect fat ass and perfect double D tits but id settle for less so i guess that soundd more harsh then it is
>>
>>684656997
how old is she?
I have this theory that vaginal orgasms are easier as the girl gets older (or has had children) because the vaginal wall is thinner.
considering most women never (and possibly can't) orgasm vaginally, and that others don't with their first several partners, I suspect there's more to it than simply a dick size.
>>
File: yes-man1.jpg (204 KB, 1280x1024) Image search: [Google]
yes-man1.jpg
204 KB, 1280x1024
As an alright looking guy with a big dick this is fantastic news
>>
>>684656502
>im on my late twenties now and i can tell you, if ur bank account has more than six figures, ur penis size grows 5 inches more

i'm 28 and my net worth is about 250.000 euro (no bullshit, no brag)

it doesnt change the fact i have a small dick (6.5" long 4.75" around)

smh
>>
>>684656502

You attach so much of your self-worth to the size of your penis. It's not even that small, get the fuck over yourself you whiny bitch.
>>
File: image.png (556 KB, 1024x1292) Image search: [Google]
image.png
556 KB, 1024x1292
>>684654816
Looks as pretty big
>>
>>684654697
This

You're the fucking man
>>
>>684657489
>small dick
>6.5"
It's not "large" but it sure as hell ain't small. It's larger than the average in almost every single country on the planet.
women tend to overestimate the size of penises too, so they probably look at it and assume it's over 7.
>>
>>684657489
6.5 isn't very small but I suppose your girth is.
>>
>>684654068
Here's something to make you feel better

>be me
>good looking, tall, in shape
>almost 8 inches and thick
>prematurely ejaculate 9/10 times
>must drink alcohol/dxm to dull sensitivity.
>incredibly insecure about it.
>>
I once used just the head and got her to cum. It's 100 percent psychological. Don't buy the hype.
>>
>>684654068
well im happy with my 4 3/4 inches
>>
>>684657489
ia am a painter , with 16k i could paint a year without stress , but i have to work full time to survive and my time for painting shrinked /: since i got my diploma , girth matters more than lenght
>>
>>684657443
>I have a theory
>posts scientific fact
Read a goddamn book
>>
>>684657575
thank you :3
>>
File: image.jpg (58 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
58 KB, 640x960
>>684657489
This is either bait or you're stupid. That's an above average dick. With that kind of money no girl will be complaining unless she is a size queen. In that case move on to the next. You're falling for memes, and women will be Unsatisfied by a SMALL cock (4 inches or less) if they orgasm vaginally (most don't).

Quit falling for memes and get some self worth outside your cock which if you're telling the truth, is fine.
>>
I'm 24 years old and I'm 3.8 inches, is that small?
>>
>>684654068
Friend of mine, who is a girl. talked about her ex's dick once, said it was to long, the girth was average, but it was just to long it hurt when he went all the way in.
Her current BF is described as having more girth than length.
Guess everyone is different. But she did make sense.
>>
>>684657881
i look at it and it looks like 4 inches i cant believe it's 6.5

it looks like a joke

fucking shit life
>>
>>684658462
yes. that is quite small.
>>
>>684658578
>looks like 4 inches i cant believe it's 6.5
well you'd best believe it if you measured, or are you that insecure
>>
>>684657443
She's 21. Idk, it took a while. Only after the third encounter she came really hard, and even she was surprised. I guess there is some psychological factor too, like confidence build up or some shit like this. She is really small, 5', I have to be carefull because sometimes it hurts her. The way you use your tool is decisive for sure. Maybe her other partners just didn't know how to fuck. Lots of variables
>>
>>684658386
>Quit falling for memes
my whole life is sort of a meme

>balding
>jacked as hell on roids
>small dick
>expensive car
>nice home
>overcompensating in everyway possible
>>
>tfw average length but really thin penis
The good news is that women aren't nearly as visually driven as men.
>>
>>684658578
Dude, you're probably just very insecure.
6.5 is enough to please.
>>
>>684657513
i grow to use my personal experience. i have had so bad experience with the use of my penis that i cant simply wipe the filth off of my mind. i dont understand, why dont i put so much self worth on it, i mean when u start to date a woman one of the 3 top important things are the size of the mans penis.
>>
>>684658755
it's a legit measurement but i have very high standards and a very average dick so that combination destroys my self esteem
>>
>>684658056
Pretty much this. Although maybe more like 90% psychological, the point is that for women a huge percentage of their experience is mental/emotional. As long as the erogenous zones are getting *some* action, then the rest is in her head.

>I'm 6"x4"
>given lots of orgasms

oh - protip: fuck smaller girls
>>
>>684658924
>Dude, you're probably just very insecure.

with good reason

women talk about big cocks all the time

this board is plastered with pics of enormous aesthetic cocks and women gasping at them
>>
File: image.gif (3 MB, 509x710) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
3 MB, 509x710
>>684658043
This: some people don't know how good they have it.

I am 6.5. Had a friend with a fucking massive fat ten inch cock. We would share women sometimes. He would always tell me he wished he was me because I can fuck 4+ times a night most nights and he was ALWAYS 1 and done. It didn't NOT make me wish I had a giant cock like his but it put in perspective that everyone has their own insecure shit.
>>
>>684659127
>this board is plastered with pics of enormous aesthetic cocks and women gasping at them

It's like going to the zoo to see the sights. Doesn't mean you want to take a goddamn zebra home so you can see it everyday - it might be cool, but it almost certainly isn't worth the trouble.
>>
File: 84.png (514 KB, 534x672) Image search: [Google]
84.png
514 KB, 534x672
>>684654558
mines only 7.25 inches

a lot of it is just being able to take a good picture
>>
>>684659423
i wish i just had a regular 8x6" cock which is the standard for good cock
>>
>>684659545
>45 â–¶
>File: 84.png (514 KB, 534x672)
>>>684654558 (You)
>mines only 7.25 inches
>a lot of it is just being able to take a good picture
it looks small and skinny and your legs look also skinny

how can you be happy with this life

fucking hell smh
>>
>>684654068
> 61% of all women rejected a small wiener
brutal
>>
File: image.gif (2 MB, 169x169) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
2 MB, 169x169
>>684659423
Also this sight is packed with all sorts of ideals, absolutes, and retarded ideas. Do you subscribe to each and every one or cherry pick the ones that make you feel the worst?
>>
in a perfect world all females were shemales
>>
>>684654877
Dude you sound like a total pussy

Dont even worry about how big your dick is your beta attutude already shows it
>>
A woman can judge a man by his dick size/girth, and everybody is okay with that, but when a man says that he prefers healthy girls over hamplanets, he's worse than Hitler.

Double standards mang.
>>
>>684654068
Ah man don't bother. You're great except you look to much at cocks. That's not a problem but it makes you kinda gay. Go out and fuck some girls!
>>
>>684659831
huh? i like my dick dude, i hardly ever gets complaints about it except from moralists who whine that i'm circumcised
>>
>>684659657
8x6 is like 2 std devs above average - any normal-sized female that wants to get hammered by that on a regular basis is out of her fucking mind. That shit will *hurt*. Seriously: much above 7" is a waste for most women.

More to the point: when the fuck have women - esp young women - ever EVER had a fucking clue about what they actually want vs what they think they want? Most of it's groupthink herd mentality to cover up their massive insecurities. Go redpill up and stop worrying what the fuck they think about a half-inch or so of dick size.
>>
>>684656508
Who the hell are you having sex with then? Ffs.
>>
File: image.png (135 KB, 1768x2099) Image search: [Google]
image.png
135 KB, 1768x2099
>>684659657
Ok buddy. Keep getting your life ideas from porn and moping and letting it stop you.

I'll keep fucking bitches. I'll keep fucking women with my 6.5 inches because I know I'm worth more than my dick.

More for me.
>>
>>684654068
so do something about it:

http://www.gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery
>>
>>684660449
Hey betafags: this guy gets it
>>
>>684660315
my arms are 17 inches lean (i train for years and use steroids and such) and this is like 3" above average

still they are small compared to many

average = SHIT
>>
>>684660351
american high school college-aged women
>>
>>684654068


THIS IS YOUNG FAT FUCK VIRGIN SHIT.

WHEN YOU HAVE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE WITH REAL LIFE WOMEN YOU WILL KNOW THEY WILL TAKE LOOKS OVER ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING . THEN THEY WANT MONEY. IF YOU DRIVE A FERRARI YOU CAN BE A LEPER AND PULL CHICKS YOU FAT FUCKS. ONCE I MADE THE DOUGH I GOT ANY CHICK I WANTED.UNTIL THEN I WAS JUST A TROLL WITH A BIG DICK WHO COULDN'T GET LAID. I HAD A BIG DICK SINCE I WAS 16 AND NO ONE WOMEN WOULD FUCK ME. I GOT RICH AND SHIT CHANGED. BIG DICK WAS A BONUS.
>>
You guys realize the average penis size is like 5.5" right?
>>
does bathmate work? i have one but rarely use it because i'm not convinced it works so hard to be motivated
>>
>>684660592
>average = SHIT
All you can say about average is that it's ..average. You have image insecurity issues - deal with those.

>b8 r8: 5 out of 8
>>
>>684660640
*high school and college aged women. i started fooling around with girls at 13, lost virginity at 16, but most of my sexual activity has been relatively recent.
>i swear i'm not a pedo
>>684660713
5.16''x4.7'' if the most recent meta analysis are correct
>>
File: image.jpg (305 KB, 750x500) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
305 KB, 750x500
I think half the posters here misclicked and meant to go to r9k
>>
>>684660640
They must have huge cunts though, cause those remarks are pathetic.
>>
>>684660713


EVEN THAT IS HIGH. THINK OF IT THIS WAY: 100% OF "PENIS STUDIES" ARE SELF REPORTED.

THE SELF REPORTING IS ACCURATE AS BENCH PRESS REPORTS.
>>
>>684660706
>IF YOU DRIVE A FERRARI YOU CAN BE A LEPER AND PULL CHICKS YOU FAT FUCKS.

are you saying you drive a ferrari or are you using your poverty as an excuse for not getting bitches?
>>
>>684660887
>those remarks are pathetic
how so?
>>
Mine is above average , my gf cant orgasm for over 30 mins of sex, i finish her off by hand in a minute or two.. dunno whats the issue
>>
>>684660958
>(yelling)
mad af bro - who stepped on your smooth crimmies?
>>
>>684656508
It's a way to control you bro, to make you feel insecure. If your dick was really that small they wouldn't have sex with you. Don't fall for their mind tricks
>>
howlongismyschlong com
People need to realize being big is actually not as drastic a difference as they think.
>>
>>684661000


I AM SAYING I DRIVE A FERRARI. I ALSO DRIVE THE NEW VETTE, A RANGE ROVER AND YOUR MOM.

MONEY IS GOD ON THIS MISERABLE SHITTY PLANET. SORRY FATSO, IT'S THE TRUTH.

HOW THE FUCK IS A BIG DICK SUPPOSED TO GET YOU LAID? WE DON'T WALK AROUND NAKED. I HAVE A VERY LARGE GERMAN DICK AND IT GOT ME ZERO FUCKS. ZERO!! YOU FUCKING MORON.
>>
>>684661034
Because your dick is fucking 8 inches. Most porn dicks arent even that big. Those bitches are delusional.
>>
File: image.jpg (300 KB, 1239x1241) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
300 KB, 1239x1241
>>684661094
It's because most women cum clitorally.

MFW when I self educated in the 5th grade through books and ore internet but half you betas can't be bothered to research
>>
>>684661094
Most likely answer? Mental/emotional hangups on her end. Second most likely answer? Bad technique. Most girls in my experience had a particular position that they will cum buckets with - cowgirl, on back legs up, etc - experiment with her until you find something that lights her up, then get real good at that shit. And make notes on what works as well as what almost works ...you know, for your next partner down the road
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-02-02-22-05-04.png (2 MB, 1440x2560) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-02-02-22-05-04.png
2 MB, 1440x2560
>>684654068
Don't feel bad.
Being asexual is ok
>>
I'm 7", average girth, but with a pretty substantial arch/bend in my dick. Every girl I've slept with was able to get off < 2minutes, once comfortable, being on top. Any other position doesn't do the trick. As far as I'm aware, girth is more important. But I think the bend in my dick is beneficial as it's hitting a specific spot, where if it was perfectly straight. It would be applying near as much pressure.
>>
>>684661568
If you want to, go for it. But don't let the feminist cucklords force you to choose a path that you don't want. Fuck them and their insecurity-driven bullshit. Go out and become who you want to be - and then in all likelihood they will throw themselves at your confidence.

The more you don't need them the more they will want you. Secret to life, faglets. Write it down and post it on your little corkboard by your bed where your mom pins up your Science Fair ribbons.
>>
LOL AT ALL YOUFAT FUCKS SAYING YOU HAVE 8".POST A PIC WITH A RULER MEASURED PROPERLY. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HIT 6.5"
>>
>>684662261
homo detected
>>
>>684654068
i used to think mine was kind of small but women kept talking about how great it was. finally sat down with one and measure it, 7.5 inches.

so maybe it's not as small as you think looking down on it from your angle
>>
>>684662358


TRUTH HURTS HUH LITTLE GUY??
>>
>>684654741

NoFap pls go.
>>
File: 3438607.jpg (61 KB, 800x530) Image search: [Google]
3438607.jpg
61 KB, 800x530
Anyone have trouble with measuring? Every time I get to my peak, the second I get the ruler and try to measure I almost instantly start losing my boner, and it's difficult to measure against the pelvic bone because there's a slight upward curve. Any easier ways to measure or is the bone press the best one?
>>
>>684662480


SURE IT IS JEW FATSO. POST A PIC W/ RULER.

I HAVE LEGIT 8.2"AND EVERY SKANK I BEEN WITH COMPLAINS.
>>
>>684654068
you should watch the south park episode on penis size : They created various standards so they can say they are above average, they finally solve it saying that everyone is above average
>>
>>684662683
>small dicked loser detected

let's see your 8.2 faggot, then we'll talk
>>
>>684662584
Bone press is the standard, IIRC
>>
6-7 inches, but more importantly I'm always hard.
>>
>>684654816
Nobody wants to look at your dick you fucking faggot. gb2/lgbt/ you fudge packing prancing homo man.
>>
File: eightpointtwo.jpg (144 KB, 484x960) Image search: [Google]
eightpointtwo.jpg
144 KB, 484x960
>>684662882


HERE YOU GO RETARD:
>>
>>684663641
not even 7
>>
>>684663641
i believe you'd wear those panties fag but i don't see a timestamp. fail
>>
>>684663758


IT'S 7"+ FLACCID YOU DUMB FAT FUCK.
>>
>>684663641
you're pretty hot tbh
>>
>>684663861
prove it or gtfo tinydick
>>
>>684663861
Mate, that's not 7". Take a picture with a ruler and a timestamp.
>>
>>684663993


NAH, I AM UGLY IN THE FACE THOUGH. BIG JEW NOSE AND ACNE SCARRED
>>
File: image.gif (2 MB, 240x240) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
2 MB, 240x240
>>
>>684654068
Why does everyone want a super huge dick? I'm 6.5 and I've ran into girls that couldn't take all of it I can only image the trouble that some guys get when they are 7.5" or bigger.
>>
File: T23.jpg (38 KB, 313x600) Image search: [Google]
T23.jpg
38 KB, 313x600
>>684664297


HOW THE FUCK WILL I TIME STAMP AN IPHONE FAGGOT?

YOU MIRIN'
>>
>>684664540


EXACTLY.99% OF WOMEN CAN'T TAKE ME AND I'M NOT THAT THICK. ONLY NIGGERS AND HOGS CAN TAKE ME BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEIR HUGE STOMACH BLUNTS THE THRUSTS.
>>
>>684660788
PLEASE RESPOND
>>
>>684657489
250.0 euros?

yeah youre poor as fuck lmao
>>
>>684664540
>I'm 6.5 and I've ran into girls that couldn't take all of it

lmao get a load of this guy

your dick is small as fuck
>>
>>684664577
post more pls
>>
>>684658983
You aren't a worthless piece of shit because of your penis size. You are a worthless piece of shit because you let your average penis size detract from your life.

Or you would be, if you weren't a troll attempting to make average men feel emasculated in some sort of weird online campaign.
>>
>>684664829
Eurofags use a decimal instead of a comma. He meant 250,000
>>
>>684664577

Hold a piece of paper. Nice bait, though. See ya later.
>>
>>684656508
If they say it is small, then say you are going to put it in their ass, most women will retract their statements. And if not you still get to hate fuck them in the ass for saying you have a small dick.
>>
>>684665216
yes, it's basically 250.000,00 EUR to be correct

but that retard was trolling
>>
>>684655960
Not a muscle...idiot.
>>
File: T3.jpg (91 KB, 423x640) Image search: [Google]
T3.jpg
91 KB, 423x640
>>684665294


FUCK YOU JELLY NIGGER:
>>
>>684665605
looks small

sorry
>>
File: 1447920357035.jpg (23 KB, 395x346) Image search: [Google]
1447920357035.jpg
23 KB, 395x346
What age did your guys cocks grow
I never noticed, mine always stayed in proportion with my body
>>
>>684665946


SURE IT DOES FAT FUCK.
>>
Im 4.5in with an okay circumference but just try to remember that its media not reality
>>
>>684664938
Don't know where you find women but ive ran into a couple that couldn't take 6.5 all the way when I was younger partying at UW now I'm married it took my wife a couple of weeks before doggy wasn't painful.
>>
>>684666030


14-16 WAS THE LARGEST SPURT.IT GREW UNTIL18 AND THEN STOPPED.
>>
>>684665605
Nice bait you dumb faggot. Either timestamp or gtfo.
>>
>>684665605
P-post more
>>684666030
Probably at 13-15 and grew twice its size. I'm still 18 so it still has a chance to grow until 21 maybe? 6 inches long and around btw.
>>
File: image.jpg (68 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
68 KB, 640x1136
>>684665605
Lol okay I was just trolling you guys. This is actually me. xD
>>
>>684666184
IF YOU WANT MORE ,JUST ASK. I AM BI. SO IF YOU'RE HOT (WHICH I DOUBT) WE CAN FUCK.
>>
>>684666676


ACTUALLY I BET THIS GUY REPRESENTS 99% OF YOU MOUNTAIN DEW SWIGGING LOSERS.
>>
>>684666775
All I said was you need to timestamp your shit you fucking mongoloid
>>
>>684666676
That's a feminine benis you got dair
>>
>>684666676
Figured.
>>
>>684667102
THATS WHY I WAS USING FAKE PICTURES AT FIRST :(
>>
>>684667102
LOOK AT HIS HIPS? HE'S GOT FEMALE FAT DISTRIBUTION SO MY GUESS IS HIS HORMONES ARE WHACKED DUE TO HIS SUGAR AND FAT INTAKE.
>>
File: dirtybird.jpg (39 KB, 970x511) Image search: [Google]
dirtybird.jpg
39 KB, 970x511
>>
>>684667466
*MY HIPS

I CRY EVERY NIGHT KNOWING I LOOK LIKE THIS SO I USE THIRD PERSON WHEN DESCRIBING MYSELF.
>>
File: 1463310902083.jpg (127 KB, 1280x1008) Image search: [Google]
1463310902083.jpg
127 KB, 1280x1008
i'm in the average range, 5.5 inches if I'm in shape. my libido and stamina is awesome at the age of 28 so I'm extremely grateful for that. had over 30 different sexual partners but currently staying celibate for the next 6 months to a year. want to meet someone special. anyways, i see some of you posting in this thread who are under 5 inches and i just feel for you man. that just really fucking sucks. get really good at eating pussy.
>>
>>684654816
I'd suck it.
>>
File: image.jpg (223 KB, 565x371) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
223 KB, 565x371
>>684667310
No worries guy I'm not judging! You look like if Simon Lebon was a bbw shemale. Plenty of people are into that!! I bet lots of pussy is in your future.
>>
>>684667838
*are awesome. fucking grammar
>>
>>684667807
AHHHH...THE FAT FUCK IS JEALOUS.
>>
>>684667900
THANKS MAN. SOMETIMES I SPLIT PEESONALITIES AND PRETEND I'M SOMEONE ELSE AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY OTHER COMMENTS. IT BOOSTS MY SELF CONFIDENCE.
>>
>>684668136


WOW FATTIE IS BUTT HURT BIG TIME..I LOVE IT..I SWIM DAILY TO MAKE YOU FAT UGLY FUCKS LOOK WORSE.
>>
>>684668464
AND BY SWIM DALY I MEAN I MEAN I SWIM IN GALLONS OF BACON GREASE.
>>
>>684654068
How "big" is 20 cm (something like 8") is considered?
>>
>>684668702
SORRY I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS. DON'T MIND MY CAPS LOCK AND ME TALKING TO MYSELF WITH 2 SEPERATE IDENTITIES
>>
File: be_kind.jpg (76 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
be_kind.jpg
76 KB, 640x480
>>
>>684654068
most girls don't want a dick that's too big because they can't physically take it all in and it hurts more than it feels good.
>>
>>684654068
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>
>>684654068
guys help
yesterday i shoved a pen in my dick and now it hurts like hell when i pee
will it heal?
>>
>>684663641
Yeah mines as big as yours and I call mine a 7
>>
>>684663641
Haha you're even sticking your hops out to accentuate the size, just like chicks do with ass n titties
>>
>>684660108
This. I only enjoy it if they enjoyed it
>>
>>684669594
...the good news is when you finally get that fish hook in her, she won't be able to struggle away. I think cats do this too. Congrats on your strange dick, cat-anon
>>
>>684669594
Can't you get that on surgery so it could be straight?
>>
File: 1462216047541.jpg (49 KB, 480x453) Image search: [Google]
1462216047541.jpg
49 KB, 480x453
>>684654068
who cares man. Its not like you need your dick for anything.
>>
I'm 5" and my girlfriend can barely take it, whenever someone tells me their dick is bigger than 6.5" I assume they're insecure liars. Unless she's taken a thousand dicks no girl can take one that big without it hitting her cervix hurting horribly, not to mention it makes giving head more difficult. Enjoy having subpar sex with your big dick, faggots.
>>
>>684654068
this image is completely bollocks for two main reasons:
>61% outright told their current partner they were too small even though women lie all the fucking time to their partners
>only 10% prefer their partner actually knowing how to fuck ("motion of the ocean") to having a big dick even though women know full well the vast majority get off on clitoral stimulation not penetrative
>>
File: image.jpg (801 KB, 2542x1907) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
801 KB, 2542x1907
Rate?
Thread replies: 170
Thread images: 27


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.