I found my old laptop with XP on it and it still works somehow. Dubs decide what I do.
Install bonzi buddy
>>684647961
Roll
>>684647839
kill yourself
>>684647961
roll
>>684647961
roll
>>684647961
Get the dubs. ROLL!
>>684647961
Rollin
>>684647961
Rilling
>>684649199
Nice dub, me.
>>684648386
Dubs get
>>684649199
Winrar
delete system32
>>684649275
Tanks, myself
>>684649199
>>684647839
Install every toolbar and click every banner ad
>>684649199
Doing it right now
Disable adblock and click on the shadiest ads.
Make Bonzi Buddy into a nazi.
Install a desktop stripper.
Get the most badass mouse pointer ever.
>>684647839
delete system32
Go to 9gag and set the first thing you see as a wallpaper.
>>684650324
noice!
>>684649906
You gotta pay the roll toll to get into that boy's hole.
Search free download games and see how many games it takes to get a virus
Install Ares Galaxy
>>684649906
Rolling
>>684647839
update to windows 10
>>684650688
check mate
>>684650688
Perfect
o shit
>>684647839
Smash with a hammer
>>684647839
I fired up my old computer and it has Windows XP on it. It won't allow me to download files, run Java, Shockwave etc.
How do I update the OS without having to pay for it?
I need my computer to apply for jobs and I'm too poor to buy hardware/software.
>>684647839
>I found my old laptop with XP on it and it still works somehow.
It's not "somehow." Of course it will still work fine. XP doesn't just stop working.
What to do:
>Update Java
>Update Flash
>Update Adobe Reader
>Check Windows Update, get Malicious Removal Tool
>Put Firefox 28 on it, add NoScript, Ad block Plus (find the Youtube Theater filter for it), and Flash Block)
>Install uTorrent 2.0.4 and get the ipfilter.dat file, encrypt connections, allow legacy unencrypted, disable DHT
>install OpenOffice 3 (while Oracle still had it) don't update it
>Audacity, older version of Media Coder, Virtual Dub 1.9.9
BTW: Windows Movie Maker in XP will do widescreen video editing and saving. There's an option for it.
Defrag, check volume for errors.
Use it and be happy.
install windows 7, install some heavy duty RATs, leave near a popular place, see what happens
>>684651082
stfu thats no fun
>>684650966
winrar
>Windows XP
>Suddenly stop working because 2016
How fucking retarded are you OP?
>>684651038
Burn a copy of a newer windows. Torrent it.
>>684651038
>I fired up my old computer and it has Windows XP on it. It won't allow me to download files, run Java, Shockwave etc.
You have Internet Exploder's options set wrong. Reset them and you will be able to do all that. Shockwave is outdated - it's Flash Player now.
>>684651038
>How do I update the OS without having to pay for it?
Windows Update. Just keep it XP anyway.
>>684650966
he got dubs.
do it op
dont be a fag
>>684651165
>stfu thats no fun
You shut up. It's loads of fun when you have a usable computer.
Install Windows 95
>>684650966
You ruined the thread.
Stick dick in CD drive
>>684651431
Pls get
>>684651431
This
>>684647839
Make Vapourwave music on it. Windows XP A E S T H E T I C
>>684651431
>Stick dick in CD drive
>>684651431
Lmfao this
>>684651431
Roll
>>684651376
lol he clearly doesn't care so may aswell do what he wants with it
cant get full nudes, you have to pay for it
>>684651431
Rollllio
>>684651431
Thisss
>>684651431
Roll
Pls dick in CD drive
>>684652500
WINRAR
>>684651038
Linux you tosser.
>>684651298
I use Google Chrome (I know it's shit but I'm used to it)
How do I run a Windows Update? I hear Windows XP isn't getting any more updates.
>>684652500
do it
install gentoo
>>684652500
Winrar!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684652910
rolling for this
>>684652910
gentoooo
Sorry guys, it doesnt have a cd drive, its an older version of this
>>684650324
"Someone made a virus free..."
Nice try faggot I'm telling on you.
Download some cool toolbars and install some badass mouse cursors, like a skull or a sword
this
>>684653211
WINRAR
>>684653211
Winrar
>>684653404
fm lvl?
>>684652634
↑TOP↑
>>684653250
Your tabs arent trigering, go away.
>>684653513
finally made it to 66, hard maxing out without aus servers
This
>>684653839
I was kidding. FUCKING GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
>browsing /b/
>>684650324
>blockland forums
shieet man, haven't been there or played blockland in forever. it's probably been like 3 years now. i tried to regain access to my account, but the whole thing never worked out.
>>684647839
install windows 10
>>684653740
You tumblr fgt, shut up.
Using IE now
Install the buddy.
Delete system32
>>684653935
rolling for this
Watch Barbie girl while installing 5 lowest rated add-ons for chrome+ Norton antivirus
>>684651431
lets get rolling
format C drive
>>684654228
>GREVEN
Nazi guy
Write this on console, :(){:|:&};:
>>684653935
that is pure cancer this is worse than tumblr and 9gag combined
this is the only good reason to keep the dead penalty
DO IT
>>684654511
>>684653935
rolling
>>684654742
Auto roll
>>684654511
Winrar
>>684647839
Dump porn folder
>>684653404
Mate all about the d long
>>684654742
>>684655999
YOU HAVE TO DO IT OP!
This is the worst chrome extension i could find
>>684655999
IT IS YOUR DESTINY
Film yourself throwing the laptop into the garbage and light it on fire please.
>>684654742
What?
>>684656261
Install this
http://www.cursors-4u.com/cursor/2005/05/08/spo16-12.html
>>684657246
lrn2google
>>684647839
install MSN messenger
>>684657246
Try it
>>684647839
give it to me
>>684657903
shit all happens
>>684657973
>>684647839
no give it to me! i need a shitty xp boot to force my friend into playing "my favorite monster"
rolling for install all the toolbars known to man
>>684657474
reroll
>>684655999
>>684653250
> how to unrape sister
dafuq...
>>684654228
try to download some locky software... go to porn sites, turn off antivirus
>>684656261
Open up the Pirate Bay without an ad blocker.
>>684660581
DO THIS I HAVE DUBS I SWEAR
Play the good ol' 3D pinball.
>>684660719
...This, please.
>>684660581
>>684660719
>>684660915
I want this. I will keep trying.
>>684651377
winrar
>>684651082
I love the fact that this anon actually cared about OP
Nice one anon, wish ya a good day