let's start a good day with a good rekt thread, ladies
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let's start a good day with a good rekt thread, ladies
>>684644670
the guy that was throwing gasoline also got in fire, you can see him running in fire in the background and then at the end, people trying to help him
>>684645297
Nervegas?
>>684644454
How did that happen? Motorcycle accident?
Will they be able to save his right leg?
>>684644670
it's veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery old
>>684644941
Not all, only west you fauking yankee!
>>684646183
>I've been expecting you Mr. Bond
>>684646720
Should've stuck with riding a camel.
>>684646887
>>684646670
da fuq is that shit
>>684646928
rekt in more than one ways
>>684644454
i have those socks
>>684647108
This makes my dick so hard. I love how he just goes right back to writing out her ticket.
>>684645144
must have been some kinda nightclub fire?
>>684647758
God's wrath is strong on this one
>>684647758
lol, Perhaps there is indeed a god...
And Indeed, He is great!
>>684645016
BRAINS!
>>684648090
The dumb cunt does even put out her arms to stop her facesmash. This is why we will never have a female president.
>>684648757
*doesn't
>>684646584
fuck you i kek'd
>>684646928
allahu akabar
>>684648980
who is exploding here? im assuming its a suicide bomber or something was placed
>>684648418
Darwin
>>684645484
Electrocution
>>684645484
are you serious? they all got electrocuted
>>684649460
Doug. lololol
>>684645484
it touched the electrical wire
>>684645484
electricity.
>>684646916
women...
>>684647191
Old and fake. Nice try newfag
>>684649443
newfag detected
>>684648639
is that how "stoning" works?
>>684649702
Stop talking shit. It's a confirmed nervegas attack
>>684649969
I want tumblr to see this thread
kekek
>>684646584
kek !
>>684644454
Jesus
Story ?
>>684646916
holy fuck, the way that bitches head got wedged between the car and the steps, that was bruuutal
>>684650132
Did he die?
>>684650128
>so much triggering
>so much panic attacks
webm may or not be related
scooterkid
>>684650204
Emperor Akbar was in the habit of putting riddles and puzzles to his courtiers. He often asked questions which were strange and witty. It took much wisdom to answer these questions.
Once he asked a very strange question. The courtiers were dumb folded by his question.
Akbar glanced at his courtiers. As he looked, one by one the heads began to hang low in search of an answer. It was at this moment that Birbal entered the courtyard. Birbal who knew the nature of the emperor quickly grasped the situation and asked, "May I know the question so that I can try for an answer".
Akbar said, "How many crows are there in this city?"
Without even a moment's thought, Birbal replied "There are fifty thousand five hundred and eighty nine crows, my lord".
"How can you be so sure?" asked Akbar.
Birbal said, "Make you men count, My lord. If you find more crows it means some have come to visit their relatives here. If you find less number of crows it means some have gone to visit their relatives elsewhere".
Akbar was pleased very much by Birbal's wit.
MORAL : A witty answer will serve its purpose.
do tell if u like this story
>>684650080
what? is neve gas explosive? isnt it just a cloud of gas?
>>684646584
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
<- This webm is the most :
- Douche bag
- Closeted faggotry
I have ever seen.
I would be ashamed to get that cocktail to my table after that amount of gayness put in its preparation. These barmen are so ridiculous with all these precious manners.Oh fuck!
Only some niggers (with their supposed past of slavery and fetish for being served by a submissive white in "elegant" ways (this is hard to type this without pissing my pants of laughing)) or plain homosexuals would find this webm "cool"
tldr: I would burst in such an ironical laughter in front of such a scene that everyone would stop.
>>684650372
I love this one. Justice served.
>>684648104
haha kekd
>>684650132
worst thing in this thread
eurgh
I get a really weird feeling watching this
>>684648757
Women lack most of the survival mechanisms that men do because men are the ones always stopping them from killing themselves completing everyday tasks.
>>684648757
Women lack most of the survival mechanisms that men do because men are the ones always stopping them from killing themselves performing everyday tasks.
>>684649401
>>684649443
>>684649702
>>684649790
We say its electricity because the others that are not touching the sign are not effected.
>>684649969
your a fucking retard
>>684650586
Oh, you know how to CTRL+V and CTRL+C.
Nice job.
>>684649303
The lady who stood up in front of the desk.
>>684649242
zozzle
>>684648376
Pop goes the weasel
>>684650473
Wut ?
>>684651125
>watch her head
>>684644670
who gave them my mixtape ?
>>684650473
Good story friend
>>684650622
"Mmm. Tastes like rum."
>>684649460
Damn son, after seeing all these pics and vids of people getting fucked up; I came to realize that humans are durable asss fuckkkk
>>684644454
think thats the boston bombings
>>684651304
Tip top fucking Kek. I never noticed that.
>>684651035
it was concentrated nerve gas you fuckin moron
>>684650622
The obscenely wealthy have many ways they attempt to have superior culture and it always devolves into autism like this. They just want to be impractically different at a price. Literally autism.
Am I edgy enough?
>>684651793
you sick motherfucker
>>684649836
Sry didn't know the other one was fake. But this one is 100% real. Poor guy died of eternal bleeding on his way to the hospital :(
>>684651793
dude, you crossed the line, YOU MUSN'T CROSS THE FUCKING LINE
>>684651793
MODS.
>>684645087
Thank heavens he was wearing his hardhat!
>>684650643
Don't they have so kind of closed uniform for these situations? I don't think I could deal with that with open sleeves
>>684651793
savage
>>684649836
i saw taht shit on amazing race, faggot.
>>684645472
this needs a nice song playing in the background
>>684650622
get triggered, faggot.
>>684651035
No YOU'RE a fucking retard, you illiterate fuck
>>684650622
>>684651717
I really don't believe this is made for the obscenely wealthy.
Oh yes maybe some russian mobster or as in OP, some rich nigger, In any way, someone of a lesser culture.
I don't believe that the richest civilized white men admire such faggotry. They wouldn't make billions if they let themselves seduce by that ridiculous, utterly tacky, kind of show.
>>684651793
Dude.
>>684651411
Someone call Marky Mark
>>684650622
That drink better suck my cock and tell me I'm pretty if he's making me wait 15 minutes for it while he fiddles with his gay little toys.
>>684645144
KFN
Kentucky Fried Niggers
>>684652346
What is this from
>>684652699
yum
>>684652250
I can confirm 1812 overture works well with this video
>>684652699
What the fuck, mate?! Not cool.
>>684650622
I totally agree with you anon.
>>684651528
Nice reaction time as always on these women, the guy sitting on the wall with his back to the car actually gets out of the way, while one of the women runs further in front of the car and the other just leans a bit to the side
>>684652699
>>684646584
>>684651946
XDDD Top LEL It prolly took a crane to get him outta here the hospital driver was a le alcohole XDDD =DD
>>684652578
I love watching her tremble at the end
>>684653095
That's a pretty strong hose.
>>684645472
i could watch this for hours. wish it was longer
>>684645484
Mustard gas
>>684646720
They were late for a suicide bombing
>>684652699
Holy shit I fucking love them you motherfucker Im hungry now but cant get em anywhere fuck you nigger
>>684646584
jesus no need to lose your head abt it!
>>684653665
I love calamari too. It's my favorite way to eat squid besides eating it alive.
>>684645472
Almost everything in this video happened in Russia
>>684652546
Bear attack
>>684652254
Did his intestines get squeezed out through his neck?
>>684648611
Someone blowing a load on a cock
>>684653882
>>684650250
did she die?
>>684648778
That was a two for one combo
>>684653005
Slightly confused....
>>684644941
how long do I have to wait until something happen?
>>684654345
WW3
>>684651793
this is literally the 9gag cock gobler of 4chan. Using extreme simplistic means of sarcasm to portray his dick sucking mind to fellow posters, this asshole here does nothing but create cancer in this board. if you read this please kill yourself and never return to this board
>>684654456
story?
>>684654570
>>684654126
You did a funny!
>>684654456
what happened here? i doesnt see how any major ruptured blood vessel could drain by the mouth
>>684652520
DELETE THIS
>>684652254
He ded?
>>684654533
It's something thats been here since early 07', adhere to tradition son.
>>684654706
No. Never.
>>684654456
>eternal bleeding
>>684645484
nervegas leaks are very dangerous especially during the summer
>>684654694
Gastrointestinal bleed. Probably an alcoholic with ruptured esophageal varices or mother of all ruptured ulcers.
>>684650204
nerve gas god dam so obvious pleb
>>684651793
That post triggered my ptsd
>>684650403
Only in Israel.
get hit by a car
flip 1080
get mad cuz scooter is broken and need to pay shekels for new one
gore =/= rekt
>>684648418
Seems a little to young for that business.
>>684654456
nerve gas?
>>684654748
Yeah it's never a good sign when you need a shovel to collect someone.
>>684644454
MODS MODS MODS
>>684646916
I just discovered there is a save snapshot button in the Firefox webm player
>>684651556
There is a reason there are more injuries than casualties in war.
>>684648104
I seriously wonder how he got that eyepatch...
>>684655134
what are you going to do? report us?
>>684652699
Been a while since i have had some good calamari.
>>684654133
they wash the fag out of him
>>684654795
traditions doesnt mean anything used on a daily basis without any meaning
05'
>>684652864
>breaks from a jump
Hahaha! Where are your memes getting you now? Anti-manlets subhumans confirmed
>>684653438
What exactly is going on here?
>>684655395
I'm surprised that he doesn't have two
>>684650899
I got a Stengel feeling in my abdomen when I saw that
>>684655585
Steroids are bad for your bones...
>>684647290
What happens to him?
>>684646916
*Triplekill!*
>>684652254
lol just like a toothpaste
>>684653005
Why did he have a minipenis if he was supposed to have a vagina?
>>684655791
coma maybie?
>>684656023
Goddamn what a fucking retard
>>684655671
Well...when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, he sometimes pierces needles through her skin, threads a rope through the needles and then rips them out before spraying her bleeding back with alcohol.
>>684656120
Good thing he wasn't wearing a seat belt
>>684645484
top kek
>>684650622
>tfw one of my favorite cocktails is prepped in an equally retarded way
>Never knew nor cared because I don't sit at the bar.
The question kids, is it tasty and going to get me drunk? Because that drink probably doesn't even cost $20 in down town LA.
>>684655671
Nerve gas
>>684648639
>that file name
>>684652254
Like a tube of toothpaste with the cap still on
>>684652254
geeez is he alright?
>>684654332
confirmed nerve gas explodes your head like this. I read it.
>I would burst in such an ironical laughter in front of such a scene that everyone would stop.
you probably wouldn't even afford that drink
>>684656492
electrocuted?
>>684655730
I love that the dude on the ground is smiling like "lol ya fuckin asshole u totally got me m8"
Do you have video, bull kill horse?
>>684656321
definition of true love
>>684656771
electric boogalooed
>>684648418
cool
>>684650133
kekd sligltly
>>684651946
wow American wrestling sure isn't fake
>>684656023
how they found out their son is gay
>>684645732
go away greg
>>684644804
he just gave up at the end there. like
>well...guess my head is on fire
>>684653882
RREEEEE, DELETE THIS!!!
EXTERMINATE ALL INFERIOR TURTLES!!! GIVING RISE TO REPTILES WAS A MISTAKE
>>684645087
actually kekd
>>684648090
right from smack down
>>684653005
Where can I find more?
>>684650586
there's the tubmlr fag
>>684651333
*cum
>>684657183
trap threads
>>684652254
geez...that's his heart at the end
>>684647577
>>684646720
"Someone give me a hand!"
>>684650586
>>684645144
>>684645299
>>684645822
>>684647577
>>684648266
>>684648366
>>684648611
>>684650133
>>684650499
>>684650622
>>684650777
>>684650833
>>684651333
Hai guise lol :) I'm new to Fourchan. com, are these the "dubs" that I see every1 posting for?
>>684657356
>heartless people
>>684657514
>>684648418
what's he shooting up?
>>684657389
lol
>>684645087
>why is the image distorted
Oh god that realisation
>>684657514
yes you found the dubs good work Anonymous (that is the username we get on fourchan)
>>684656120
Volvos save lives.
>>684648639
>tsk tsk
"360 Brick Scoped"
>fucking autist
>>684645472
You give love a bad name was playing while I watched this, it went pretty well.
>>684655134
>body gets wrecked
>not rekt
>>684657514
>>684648418
autoerotica asphyxiation
>>684657742
lol cool beans thx xD
I just got out for summer vacation lol and I want to make new friends on here lol
Are the other guiase as cool as u lol?
>>684657612
LOL what is desu lol lmbo
>>684656120
>woman thinking she is helping because she is grasping onto his arm while he jumps out
>>684648366
That guy is a champ
>>684644941
>Europe
>no Iceland, Russia, probably also no Belarus and Ukraine
what a retarded map
>>684658327
yes everyone here is super cool as long as you're not a nigger xDDDDD
>>684652346
How was your day?
>>684648980
>
ha. the damage is so fucking minimal i'd be surprised if more than one person died right there fucking stupid camel jockeys
thread is going to be dead as the crowd
>>684651946
>eternal bleeding
>>684645087
I don't know why but I've just laughed this xD
>>684652181
medifag here no sleeves are actually cleaner sometimes we get disposable sleeves but tbh they are even worse. just gotta scrub up real good after
>>684656492
invisible rope strikes again
>>684646183
>merely pretending
>>684658886
Fuckin idiot, it's INTERNAL not eternal stupid fucking retards.
INTERNAL.
In every thread someone is messing it up. INTERNAL.
>>684652578
how many times did she have to get molested to be into this
![e6751b308c7bc284f2f024f1814b462ebeb4e617bde22213805c02ea3b159156_1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/TZGr1LB.gif "e6751b308c7bc284f2f024f1814b462ebeb4e617bde22213805c02ea3b159156_1[1].gif")
>>684658304
>>684659385
>>684657351
Why would anyone stop in the middle of a high way?
>>684652503
but youll stand at a crowded bar waving 20 dollars in the air trying to get the guys attention for 10 minuets on a Saturday night for maybe three Budweiser
>>684645484
lol nice catch
>>684658359
Never knew how anti climatic that scene is.
>>684645297
the magic of electricity
>>684657890
Bon Jovi is still new in russia
>>684659703
Someone's never driven. Ever.
>>684660424
>>684660715
Is that an American thing?
>>684660771
that's what you get for faggoting about
>>684659385
what the fuck are you on, i was merely pointing out the fact that he said eternal. everyone knows it's fucking internal you moron
>>684644804
Wdf they are kids
>>684648104
men are so stupid, this is why we will never have a male president
>>684647269
A classic, anon
>>684653882
pepes last fart
