Well /b/, what do you do?
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Well /b/, what do you do?
Take her out with the money.
>>684610925
Take the cash. Offer to help her look. Get her number. Win
keep it. my little guy wouldnt fit through them cheeks
>>684610925
Spend it on cheape hookers
give it back because it isn't mine
>>684610925
take the cash, ask her whats up and help her look. ask her if i can buy her a cup of coffee to cheer her up.
>pay with the money
>dump the stupid cunt at the side of the road while i tell her i just had her drink a cup of coffee with her own money, then just bask in the horror expression on her face as i drive off.
>>684611158
This
keep it of corse. Did u really expect people to give back 1k for a way too fat ass?
>>684610925
Awkwardly give back the money and then leave as soon as possible.
>>684610925
>See her shoulder tattoos
>Fucking joestars
>kill her and take the money
>score 1 for the D-miester
slap her ass ,then say "ohh shit waddup?"
>>684610925
Give the money back, because it's not mine and I'm not a thief.
Go home to my wife and kids and feel good about being a decent person.
>>684610925
Go buy myself a soda, maybe go catch a movie. Forget I heard anything
>>684611767
finding something out of chance =/= intent to steal one's property.
>>684610925
be white night an give her 1000$ plus 100$ as a reward for talking to me
>>684610925
Take the cash to a police station a good few hours away. Wait 3 months and claim it back
>>684611177
It will with those digits. It is a well known fact that dubs make your dick grow 10 inches.
>>684610925
keep walkin and get my life
>>684611497
tfw she saw you taking the money and just plays it hers
>>684611681
This
just get out and get high
>>684611681
kek
>>684611358
Cont.
>I drive away while tripping my fedora
>and UAE the rest of the money go attend an athiest meeting
>>684610925
>Been unemployed for nearly 3 months.
>Facing foreclosure on my home.
>Have no place to go.
Take dem monies and buy so goddamned food
>>684610925
think about dat ass and walk out
>>684611158
Ding ding ding
>>684610925
Smack her ass and leave.
>>684610925
I'd give it to her
I'd give it to whoever if I knew it was theirs because I'm not a cunt
I'd still try to fuck her tho
>>684613531
>she's a feminist
>pay for lawyer with money
sorry, I dont reply to hypothetical threads
$1000 can buy me 5 good hookers or 10 crappy ones, why waste it on only a potential thank you from one broad?
>>684614063
Well you just did.
>>684610925
Give her the money. It's her's.
My parents raised me properly, two of them. I have honour, sometimes it sucks, but it's the quality of your character that matters most in life.
>>684610925
Well she's black so on the very
unlikely chance it isn't stolen she has tattoos which shows she's mentally challenged. I'd keep the money
burn it
>>684611681
>>684614934
Nice reply, I am christian but I am also a sinner. I dont know what I would do.
>>684611351
yeah this, i'm not a thief and i don't need that karma
>>684615281
I just couldn't take it. I couldn't look myself in the mirror knowing I had.
I even correct Amazon errors.
>>684610925
Keep it. Her ex-husband would rather I ended up with his $1000 anyway
>>684610925
give it back get her number
if i was real good ask her out to lunch, her shout
more so cause its a hot chick with a grand cash wonder threat level of bf etc
>>684615432
Karma ... Cuck beta fag detected. Cant capitalize off another persons fuck up to benefit himself because he believes magical invisible demons will torment him for doing so.
If you stopped believing in fairies and superstitions you would live much easier.
>>684615980
lol
>>684612926
lmao
>>684616262
lol i've fucked plenty of people over and it always comes back, it always gets you anon, don't believe it if you don't want to, but when i do the right thing, really good things happen for me, sooner or later, it always comes around. and who is the fool who looks at existence and sees no magic?
>>684610925
>sugar mummy found
my cash now.
Do you know how many hookers I can get for 1000$?!
>>684616592
>>684616759
MODS!!! MODS!!!
im telling his fucking mother...
>>684611883
Finding something out of chance and almost immediately being made aware that the owner is right there and looking for it. Knowing its theirs and not returning it = theft.
>>684616759
>>684616981
i don't understand, where are we exactly? couldn't you have just called me a fag?
>>684616262
>tips fedora
Run up to counter scream that there is a crazed nigger waving money headed to the exit.
>>684610925
Put the money in her ass pocket
>>684617121
Ignorantia juris non excusat!! Ignorantia juris non excusat!!
>>684617069
No its not. It's just a really weird coincidence ;)
Me: "Hello miss, it appears I have found your money. Don't worry though, I'm not like all the other guys, I'll happily give you it back without expecting anything in return."
Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Walk outside and wait for her to come out. Hold up the cash, and tell her she can have it back, but she has to let me take that nice round ass. And snap pics/vidya.
Too bad it'd probably never happen
>>684611887
>giving her an extra $100 just for talking
>being this beta
>spell 'knight' wrong
Ffs just kys cuck
>>684617585
>>spell 'knight' wrong
he meant it was a full moon newfag
>>684610925
Slap that bitch ass! I have 1000$. I don;t give a fuck.
>>684611767
You mean your wife and her kids.
>>684610925
Leave.
>>684617571
No, you mean you'd be a beta faggot who'd just run away with the money, and if you even tried to blackmail her she'd slap you, then her 6'10, 700 pound, 100% muscle, 0% bodyfat nigger bf named Tyrone would appear out of nowhere and deck you like a little bitch, then he'd take the $1,000, your wallet, phone and shoes. Then when he gets home he'd totally fuck her in the ass with his 10 inch black dick.
>>684610925
Give it legs and get a better looking hooker for $500 and spend rest on drugs.
>>684610925
keep money
sexy girls dont reward good deeds
>>684610925
"Sorry bitch but not even half this money could get my dick sucked by a girl just as slutty as you" Proceed to knock her teeth out, strutting out the bank like a boss with my pimp stick
>>684610925
Give it back to her cause i'm not a fucking loser thief.
>>684617704
Why would a full moon be that special regarding the lost cash and who even said that this happens during the evening? Besides a white 'knight' would fit the sentence, because he would be a 'good guy'
>>684610925
I'm giving her my loud battlecry:
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>684617956
Everyones a fucking thief nigger just aien't found your price yet
Take it to a police station with details on where and when I found it, plus information to contact me. If I find cash and someone says they lost some, I always ask them how much, because I don't trust people. Comes from working in a service related job before.
>>684610925
She'll just waste it on more tats or her unemployed SO. Usually I turn it in (never $1k yet) but maybe not for her.
>>684611681
My man.
>>684617975
Well clearly hes a katana wielding fedorahat1 so it might be some moon goddess occult grade type stuff.
>1plus 100$ as a reward for talking to me
>>684610925
Fuck her. Now it is was an elderly person I would return it. Her ass looks like she could loose some weight.
>>684617796
The voice of experience. Hot women feel almost as entitled as welfare queens.
>>684610925
Offer to take her to mcdonalds, try to get in her pants. If she shoots me down I'll pay for her bus ride home. If she fucks me, pay for her bus ride home.
>>684618104
Haha I used to work a self-checkout aisle, idiots always left their cash back. I stash it out of the register and gave it back IF they returned.
Either the store or I would get it.
>>684610925
Take it and leave the store
Keep it, would feel shit afterwards but that's life.
In the other hand, if my financial stuff were in order at the time, might have just given it back and asked for her number.
>>684610925
>pull down my pants
>put the money in my mouth
>slap her on the ass
>she turns around in complete bewilderment
>remove slobbery money from my mouth
>bend over in haste and shove the money directly into my ass
>come and get it.
>turbo combat roll away from the scene
>don't stop rollin till the front yard showin
>>684616592
What if you taking the cash was actually the bad magical karma that she earned herself?
Checkmate faggot
>>684619031
You'd get rejected and regret giving it back.
Trust me.
>>684610925
Adjust my fedora, walk over and say "Excuse me, Miss. I believe I've found your lost money. Here you are. No no, think nothing of it" while handing it over, tip my hat, and casually saunter away, knowing I have done a good deed.
>Just Funny Chan,
http://lemmadot.ru/
Take the money. In the wise words of the warrior poet Dr. Dre, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
>>684619084
Are... Are you alright?
>>684610925
Give it back because I'm not a poorfag.
>>684610925
>what do you do?
buy the new gtx1080
>>684619084
This is why I love /b/
>>684617716
kekt and rekt
>>684619290
Not until I fish all those soggy twenties out of my ass.
>>684617585
Pretty sure it was a joke you fucking retard.
Jesus you fucking autists are stupid.
>>684620056
Well, would you like some help?
>>684620451
>>684610925
>Take the money because its a sure thing
>Leave
>Go back to my girlfriend I already have.
>Put money towards a date and the fund for getting a new gun or graphics card.
>>684615432
What if it's her bad karma she lost it and your good karma you found it? You don't know what's good or bad...
>>684610925
Keep the cash because I'm married bitch!
Keep it and spend it all.
>>684610925
mine
>>684610925
She's a nigger, so I obviously keep the money. I don't need herpes or AIDS.
>>684621872
Looks more like a wetback to me.
>>684622090
Tomato, tomahto. They're all niggers to me.
>>684622194
But in all reality you'd still fuck her. Unless you're a pedo fagot.
>>684622394
Hell no. She looks like diseased trash. I've seen hotter chicks ringing me up at the grocery store.
>>684613545
Faggot
Since she asked about the cash independently of me finding it, I can put aside any suspicion that she's trying to take advantage of me. I then say "that sucks, how much did you lose?". If she answers $1000, then that confirms the money is hers. I give it back to her.
>>684622509
She obviously takes care of her looks and doesn't have to fuck some greasy nerds to get laid. So probably your grocery store skanks are pumped full of more STD-s than this hoe
>>684622637
say she saw you pick it up first and ran this ruse to get it from you
>>684623067
No need to get rustled, my Latino friend. You can keep your trashy women. You should be happy.
>>684623169
Nigga I'm white and I don't even have minorities living around where I'm from. Like 99% white.
>>684623230
Riiight. But let's just assume you're telling the truth. That means you know nothing about these trashy skanks you desire. Of course, you're on /b/ so you're probably a virgin, anyway.
>>684610925
This isn't even a question.
I'm at the point in my life in which I would do some grimy ass shit for a g.
Passing up pussy is easy if you have self control and some slight fucking discipline.
I'm so frustratingly broke, I might even press the bitch for more cash and get in her face and take her purse.
This is also because I'm a nigger.
>>684610925
Fuck her it's mine now. Dumb cunt would just spend it on stupid shit anyways. I'm sure she'll make it back fast enough at the strip club
>>684623409
do you really think everyone here is a virgin nerd like you? nah bro. I'm sure like half of these cunts here are normies.
>>684610925
Considering that she's not white I'm 8x more likely to get an STD if I fuck her so I'll just take the money and go home
Pocket the money, then help her look for it. When she doesnt find it offer to buy her dinner. Then fuck her and take the cash. It isnt like she woukd fuckyou for returning it.
>>684623600
Considering that you're thirsty for some skanky wetback/nigger, it seems you're the one who doesn't get laid.
>>684610925
Nothing, you cant satisfy that without an 8x6 dick bruhs
>>684610925
>fat ugly tattoed bitch
>losing $1000 in cash, IN CASH!!!
Obviously she's some millionaires toy. She'll be fine.
>>684623861
Okay buddy. I aint got time to argue with some virgin nerd on 4chan
I take the money and don't care about this bitch
>>684624040
Right, you've got to go deal with all that pussy you're drowning in, bruh. Enjoy your future wizard status.
>>684610925
I'd keep it. Girls like that have a fuck load of admirers. She'll tell each of them what happened.
They all give her money. Way more than she lost
>>684610925
take the money, go to a hooker and spent the rest of that money with drinks and friends
>>684624026
>>phat ass =/= fat
>>virgin confirmed
>>684610925
I don't care what the person looks like that lost it, I'm going to give it back them them.
What do you take me for a nigger?
>>684610925
This has been a Nigger Test.
If you said you would keep the money for any reason I have some bad news for you.
