Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>684608226
it was posted yesterday when some one made one of those "spot the odd number out" posts.
>99999999999999969999999999999
and some said "2nd last number from the 9th row" or something and someone flipped out over it obviously being a mobile user.
>>684608270
not yet.just gotta wait for it ferment.
Britfag Maki claimed.
Let's see the autism follow us to this thread
>>684608428
>Damn that was fast bread
Spiciest claim, bar none
>I wait
>>684608472
>Yeah I can sympathise with readers, sucks. He even has a team to end the story for him should he die before he finishes
Fuck you so much, martin.
Rory claimed
>Waiting for autismo
Anxious kuudere claimed.
>>684608428
kagami claimed!! good morning everyone!!
I'm off for a bit, seeya guys.
:l
4/4/4/4
jesus
>>684608610
I might read the books in a few years when the show's done, I just don't enjoy reading at all I have no concentration to get through a novel
See you friend!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>684608472
>>684608291
Everyone has his own suffering.
You can't talk shit about it and you can't quantify it.
I'm here.
>>684608682
Morning sweetheart.
>It's good to see you again
>>684608782
Sience when is spaghetti's country so deep
>>684608852
Hey Galko.
>>684608682
Good morning!
>>684608782
I know senpai I just want this shiposter to explain his shitposting
>>684608856
u-uh, hi!! how are you doing H.A.N.A.K.O.????
>>684608998
Kagami and Konata
>>684608976
morning maki!! how's your morning???
>>684608993
Well, I can say tonight's going to be... interesting, now that you're here.
>>684608976
Hi Maki.
>>684608428
Mako claim
>>684609090
Bouncing back from a hangover I was shitposting last night after a few beers
>>684608896
Doing racist jokes makes you happy?
You talk about suffering and then you come up with this shit.
>>684608976
It something that never ends.
Some questions will never have an answer Heh~
>>684609149
why's it gonna be interesting?? you got somethin going on???
>>684609178
nice!!! hope that hangover goes away soon, drink plenty of water and stuff!!!
Claiming Papa Joel from the almighty God of anime: The Last of Us
>>684609343
Oh, nothing much...
>plotting intensifies
>>684609343
Thank you but I'm mostly good I've been up for like three hours think it's all good now!
>>684609219
maybe so~
I'm just going out to the store to get some food. I'll be back soon.
>>684609359
Okay...
That game was okay, i guess
>>684608428
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
kicking squealing gucci little piggy
>>684609487
See you soon Maki~
>>684609497
Hot.
>>684609582
Ooh,
I wasn't in the mood for fapping but...
>>684609414
o-oh ummm well i hope that plotting goes well!!!! whatever you're plotting....about
>>684609487
that's good, see you!!
claimed
>>684609806
My kouhai!
How are you Akiko?!
it's only 11 and i'm already nodding off. sorry i couldn't post much tonight. goodnight
>>684609958
goodnight robot
>>684609953
I'm good, had night terrors again but slept until 1 pm so I can't complain. Don't really know what to do with the rest of my day off though
>>684610031
And I forgot pic
>>684609958
Night old man fister
>>684609219
not the same anon
>>684609958
Goodnight, little robot
>Sweet dreams
>>684610031
>day off
You're sooo lucky
I have to go to school and shit
So I'll see you later
>night terrors
Well i hope they pass and you have sweet dreams about Akiko
Breakfast of Champions:
2 Maple Sausage Kolaches
Coffee. 2 French Vanilla, Chocolate Milk, Marshmallows
And a blunt.
>>684610498
KOALAS?!
>>684610509
I've seen enough anime and /a/ threads to know exactly where this is going.
>>684610498
Wow so edgy hope you slit your throat with that edge
>>684610604
>claiming tekkin
Nice
Well. I need to sleep. G'night /waifu/, sleep well.
https://youtu.be/fJzS2wCbEmw
Thread seems to be going slow. Just the way I like it
>>684610307
Eh it seems to be either night terrors or dreamless sleep for me. I dreamt of my waifu once a few days ago
Feels good man
>>684610604
Nice fightstick you got there. I use a Dualshock 4 myself however.
>>684610564
Kolaches.
Bread wrapped breakfast sausage.
>>684610498
Can I come over? The only thing better than a is a joint before a blunt.
>>684610498
>Breakfast of champions
>Not a dozen scrambled eggs
>>684610718
Goodnight, and good luck.
>>684610721
Dreamless sleep for me. The most my nightmares amount to is me falling and then waking up before I hit the ground.
>>684610564
>maple sausage koalas
kek
>>684610718
Night doppel
>>684610662
>coughs uncontrollably from the dank smoke
DUDE WEED LOL
>ignored
>as usual
>>684610804
>>684610857
I looked up a video of a lady making the Koalas, they look like bread sausage buns
Eh
>>684610931
I'll notice you.
>>684610718
Good night
@684610931
You get a reply but not a (You) from me
>>684610931
Harsh.
>>684610850
The breakfast of REAL champions is Coffee and a Cigarette.
It used to be Wheaties, but ever since Michael Phelps got busted for pot, Weedies has gotten pretty popular amongst stoners as a dry snack.
>>684611025
The best track from the new album
>>684610931
wanna suck my dick?
>>684610964
I will sausage your bun if you keep acting retarded.
>>684611134
No, thats Warping. But 'Eh' is what I always show to someone who isn't into Death Grips since its the easiest to get into.
>>684611029
Thanks.
>>684611032
You can have one.
>>684611155
No
>>684610850
Ah my nightmares seem to be very varied, from being chased by earth demons to me being the actual monster. Tonight it was something about the desert and the ocean and shadows trying to drag me down with every wave
>>684610931
Your call for attention has been hear, have a (You)
>>684610498
>>684610850
>>684611070
I'm gonna have to agree with the eggs. Also can't beat some nice fruit. It has the juices and the sugars
>>684611269
Looks like a dick sucking mouth to me.
>>684611269
How are you?
>>684611196
Hey red
>>684611280
You're a pretty fruity guy
>>684611134
Something that always bothered me about LS is that the characters have HUGE foreheads, I mean just look at that pic and imagine her hair lifted up a little, that's a massive cranium
>>684611231
I could go for koala
>>684611263
I always suggest Guillotine and The Fever, they're pretty simple
>>684611196
I had a friend in high school named Red
>>684611269
Hey anon ure cute :3
>>684611134
that would be "meeme"
>>684611280
COFFEE CAN HAVE JUICES AND SUGAR!
AAAAAND IT KEEPS YOU REGULAR WITH NATURAL DIURETICS.
IT'S FUCKING SUPER FOOD YOU PLEB.
>>684611420
stop using caps u twat
>>684611395
Hello.
>>684611410
Your friend seems like a cool person
>>684611420
>not pasta
You need saving, let us read
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>684611395
>joke noticed
Bruh, fruit has evolved specifically to be eaten. Why wouldn't you indulge on those sweet juicy peaches? They're drinks and snacks in one, they taste sweet and they're good for you too
>>684611420
Nah mang, tea masterrace. Black tea in the morning, yellow tea in the evening. Way more variants and theanine doesn't get you as fucked up as caffeine
>>684611644
tl;dr
Coffee > Juice as a breakfast beverage.
Anyone who disagrees needs to be 18 years old to post here.
>>684611743
I don't like either but I'd rather have the coffing
>konata
>>684611720
holy molly this guy is superior.
>Way more variants and theanine doesn't get you as fucked up as caffeine
let people enjoy what they like you cringelord
>>684611720
>Tea
Can't do it for breakfast. It's great any other time.
My argument was strictly against Juice.
Don't get me wrong, I like juice too. But Coffee wins as a breakfast beverage.
>>684611720
>by fruits he means peaches
should have expected this desu
Agree agree tho, fruits are best.
Game progress?
>>684611820
coffe is ghey lol xd
>>684611743
I prefer tea but I drink both.
>>684611820
>starbucks coffee fanboy detected
It's an opinion bro, don't be so butthurt. I'm not trying to pass a law to make coffee illegal here
>>684611895
Well not all tea is good for breakfast. I prefer the black tea with orange peel and bergamot to get me going
>My argument was strictly against Juice.
I will totally agree that fruit juice can be really hard on an empty stomach
>>684612002
I meant all kinds of fruits but peaches are best fruit
>Game progress
Screeching halt, I've decided to not do anything today because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>>684611395
Okay.
>>684611412
Thanks?
>>684611322
It's not for you
MIKAN I SUMMON YOU
I HAVE QUESTIONS
>>684612002
>>684611720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
~desu
>>684611743
Tea > Milk > Coffee >>> Juice
Nobody ever drinks juice for bf here unless you're doing an english breakfast or something.
>>684612454
great taste
>>684612454
>milk above coffee
>tea above milk
At least we agree on something.
looking through this thread made me wonder
Do shitposters ever wonder where thier life went wrong?
>>684612454
here in 'murica land we drink the bacon grease for breakfast
>>684612454
milk > water > coffee > juice > tea
Why are we debating breakfast beverages?
>>684611412
That's not even a song >.<
>>684612454
>Pic saved
When the truth rains on you but everyone else covers from it.
>>684612296
I actually have some peaches I brought up from Tripoli with me, shit is cash. Fresh af
Also got some Janarek, I think you infidels would call them green plums, really tasty.
I want to study for tomorrow's exam but I'm so not bothered.
Also check it out I got ton of new gifs and pictures from some guy on /s4s/
>>684612682
>>684612454
Water best
Someone is actually spamming ohayou
It is actually pretty appropriate for US waifuists.
I'm back.
I love being an adult /waifu/.
Went for groceries and came back with groceries and beer
>mfw all these ohayous
Funco claimed!
clmd
>>684613035
Welcome back Kouhai~
>Absolutely true
>Ohayou
>>684612437
muh nigguh
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>>684613166
>tfw still no Akiko ohayou face
>>684612918
Nice gif
Up here we call them plum nuts
>>684613015
>2016
>no one did a Homura ohayo yet
>>684612918
I only drink water for bf when im feeling a bit sick and know I can't stomach anything else. But anyway water is great.
>>684612849
Thats a cute way to describe it. Ignorance is bliss.
>>684612682
>dat pic
Iunno its always nice to know how stuff works outside here.
>>684612587
All my keks.
>>684612570
My old man used to be a coffee addict drinking 12 cups a day and I get easily addicted to stuff, I try to never drink it more than twice a day.
>>684613140
Best raid ever.
>>684613290
ohayou gozaimasu senpai
Tatsuta claimed.
>>684613035
Breaking lurk to ask what kind of beer Maki-chan purchased.
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>>684613337
It's pretty sad that this is all one person
>>684608428
G'day.
>>684613363
>being addicted to CAFFEINE
El oh el.
Try cocaine one day.
>>684613431
The Karen is me desu
>>684613490
Thats actually part of my to do list before dying.
>>684613412
welcome back!
Britfag here so got this pale ale, it's next level shit
>Maki
>>684613490
WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!
>>684613551
It's pretty fuuuun.
>>684613581
Seriously. Gonna sausage the bun.
>>684613602
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>>684613412
welcome back tatsu
>>684613566
BrewDog is alright. I never purchase their brews myself, but I suppose I wouldn't say no to one if someone offered me a bottle or can.
I hope it'll go well with the food that you purchased.
>>684613677
You best continue :3
