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Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
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I can't sleep
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Have this.

>>684601929
What's the bright side?

>>684601930
A little tired.
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You guys been good?

Cool.
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>>684601964
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here with the spiciest claim

>Still waiting
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still here
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>claiming yume
>>684602038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
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>>684601964
>>684601910
I'm the desu spammer.
I'm gonna use a lot of Karen images, and add desu to them.
I think the'd be best used to derail in trap threads. :3
I'll treat her kindly.
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>>684601786
You should add Kongou if you can.

>>684601781
Ancient Greeek, this time at least no one complained about the educational system and Panhellenics.
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Britfag Maki claimed

>>684602100
That sucks. Been busy?
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>>684602135
Waiting for what

>>684602215
Cool.
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>>684602100
The hell should I know? Find that out yourself

>>684602282
The Arrival
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>>684602196
I'm surprised that nobody ate the grass after they still enjoy what Hitler did.
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>>684602100
Thank you!

>>684602116
>>684602282
Nice.

>>684602215
Sweet, more Karen for me.
Godspeed, desu!
Just try to not start another fluffy abuse thing
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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>>684601916
Do you remember what I'm talking about?

>>684601929
Oh don't be so shy.
You couldn't be more healthy than you already are Uhu~
>I just acted like a little devil on her shoulder

>>684601930
>Not as much as you
I'm glad Maki, you're so nice <3
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>>684602448
No problem.

>>684602257
I just woke up.

>>684602395
He did use a pretty bad pic.
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Rikka
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hi
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>>684602231
Something that always bothers me about Tatsumaki is how her belly button is always visible through her clothes
it doesn't make sense
I know impossible_clothing is a tag but still

>>684602585
welcome back desu
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>>684602473
>~~~stop it
You too, senpai.

>>684602508
makes sense~ What's in store for you today?
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>>684602473
Alrighty then, what DID you do to Emi?

>>684602508
>A bad pic is still a pic waiting to be saved
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>>684602448
Best of Karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
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>>684602448
>Just try to not start another fluffy abuse thing
Stop giving me idea's
Luckily the Pic is related servant.
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>>684602412
But, anyway, do you consider Jesus a far-right or far-left type of guy? I would love to see him and Ion Antonescu shaking hands and planning to conquer the world while they are thinking about what Kafka would love to be, a bug or his boyfriend?
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>>684602672
Her dress is just perfect.
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>>684602721
I'm going to work very soon.

>>684602723
>I won't use it
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>>684602473
No but do it anyway
>>684602585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINopJp2R0U
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>>684602395
You know thats pretty vague.
Waiting for someone.. or?

>>684602816
Hey Chen.
How you been?
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>>684602853
What do you do?
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>>684602745
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>>684602648
hi
>>684602745
This made me cry
>>684602977
:O
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>>684602721
>but it's true~
Cutie.
>

>>684602723
I teased/tempted her for 1 hour till Ruby came back~

>>684602894
Kek
Okay then.
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Claimed

Good morning /waifu/
How is everyone?
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lovepun
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https://youtu.be/UYSzgzeWHzc
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>>684603046
Morning Akiko, I'm alright today.
You?
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>>684603046
Akibro my nigga
>>>/s4s/4421246
check it, someone dumped his karens for me
Got a lot of good ones, mostly gifs and fan art
How's your day so far?
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Fuck this stupid slutty attention-whoring bitch.

Oh, and she's also my waifu.
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>>684602945
I'm a cashier.

>>684603046
Yo.

>>684603202
Nice.
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Fuck. I need slep
Close your eyelids if you can and revel in the dreamy land
Popcorn candy lemonade
I hate my life
Vomiting glass shards and shitting nails
Ejaculating molten metal from my pierced dongus
Rice balls and empty halls
Ding dongs and waterfalls
Swim in hate and wade in lakes and masturbate
I need to sleep i need to eat
I need to reap i need to beat
Goddamn this goddamn that never happy never sat
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>>684603046
Hey Akiko
Quite ok but somewhat bored 24/7
How about you?
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>>684603043
>1 hour
>no result

You must not be very tempting then

>>684603046
Dying of boredom

>and cyanide

>>684603290
Right-e-o
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I must be leaving now
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>>684603383
bye bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
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>>684603043
>I know you are a cutie~

>>684603046
Hungover. How're you friend?

>>684603274
Sounds comfy. Pays the bills I guess~

>>684603383
bye bye!
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claiming
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>>684603471
I guess. I'm really paid to just stand there.

>>684603383
Goodbye my nig.
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>>684603519
Hmm
Fake homu?
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>>684603351
I didn't want any result anyway.
Plus as I said, she was waiting for Ruby so even less chances that it could go as you expected.

>>684603471
>Awh~
>You're cute too heh
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Maybe sad maybe mad cant tell if i am bad
Knock knock trickle from the block
Crimson stream flows down the rock
Spiral down into my brain never to come out again
Now its early now its late wash my hands of my fate
Crossed fingers and curled toes furrowed brow and wrinkled nose
Cutesy eye and viscious smile angry fist and stinking bile
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>>684603188
>checked
Hey Noire
I had night terrors again. Something with the ocean and shadows dragging me in every wave. I slept until 1 pm though so that's nice

>>684603198
And of course there's this fgt again desu

>>684603274
What's up Galko?

>>684603311
Good day Yume
>bored 24/7
Aren't we all? I should be working on my game but I'm stuck at the coding and I just can't find my motivation to finish it

>>684603351
Try twirling a pan between your fingers continuously
>cyanide
Cyanide is happiness

>>684603383
Bye Moogs

>>684603471
Not hungover. I don't get hangovers for whatever weird reason. Guess it's my metabolism. Just drink plenty of water and it'll pass
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>>684602816
Some unique point of view we have here, don't we?
I seriously dunno, I just tought the whole day about an answer, but I just can't comprehend how would be possible to not love Mihail Bulgakov work?
I swear I saw him and the hope of many people drinking near my bed.
I guess Cristi wasn't so happy to know he's just a crazy guy.
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nuy claimed
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>>684603550
I'd take it. In need of a job desperately~

>>684603637
>~~

>>684603669
I don't usually get them either but was a hard session yesterday
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>>684603604
Yes, but im always watching.
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Stella Claim
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>>684603669
I'm about to leave.

>>684603729
It's not like it pays well.
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>>684603794
It's better than nothing though!
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Ringing stinging cats awake
Dinging flinging dogs begone
Rocking flocking birds beloved
Take me far from this dark plateau
Touch me make me feel alive
Bring me back and ill abide
Clinging on to every word
Ill stay with you my cute nerd
Little by little i grow back
Like a flower that got the whack
Feed me rain feed me shine the less ill whine
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>>684603644
>>684604046
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WAIFU CLAIM!
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>>684603637
>You and Maki sharing mushy conversations

So this is what lovebirds sound like

>>684603669
I had just finished cooking a dozen eggs that I'm not even going to eat.
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>>684603198
Have a desu dump, not 100% but a good chunk


Image dump

Great/arty desu
http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd

Meme type desu
http://imgur.com/a/I4JQB

Reaction type desu
http://imgur.com/a/F4MVe

Taunt type desu
http://imgur.com/a/AAo4R

Fuzzy desu, because.. That's why.
http://imgur.com/a/rAeMP
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>>684604132
SECOND WAIFU CLAIM!
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>>684604151
>I had just finished cooking a dozen eggs that I'm not even going to eat.
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>>684603669
Wew
I would cuddle you till you fall asleep and fight against the devil dreams~
>Imagination explodes

>>684603729
><3

>>684604151
Probably yes~
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>>684604172
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>>684604198
THIRD AND FORTH WAIFU CLAIM
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I'm going to work now, I'll probably be back soon.

>>684603852
I know.
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>>684603694
?
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>>684604151
>>684604235
Sorry for being so mushy~~

>>684604132
>>684604198
too many waifu ruin your laifu
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>>684604280
FUCKING SIXTH WAIFU CLAIM MOTHER FUCKER HOLY SHIT IM GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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Fear no more ill be your whore
Just take my hand and through the door
Listen closely now my love
Darkness comes way high above
Clouds and thunder rock the sky
But i have you and thats no lie
No more shaking no more crying
When im with you i feel like dying
Thats as good as it ever gets
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>>684604198
Custom Maid 3D 2?

>>684604172
Greatly appreciated!

>>684604293
Bye Galko

>>684603669
neat
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>>684604235
>>684604338
Must be nice...

>>684604213
Something the matter Karen?
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>>684604132
>>684604198
>>684604280
>>684604347
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>>684604347
FUCKING SEVENTH AND EIGHTH WAIFU FUCKING 8 FUCKING 8
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Claim
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>>684604331
?
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>>684604442
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>>684604425
YES FUCKING 9 FUCKING HARLEM COMPLETED!

FUCKING. HARLEM. COMPLETED! YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS 9 WAIFUS ALL FOR ME! YEEEEES!
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>>684604425
You missed a number js
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>>684604534
>harlem
is this a meme or
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>>684604534
>>684604425
>>684604347
>>684604280
>>684604198
>>684604132
thats 8 not 9
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>>684604442
tres bien.
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Hee haa hoo haa
Da dee do la de da
Dum dee diddle doo
You hate me but i love you
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>>684604604
what a sad story.
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>>684604338
I didn't complain about it~

>>684604389
But Hanako can have a ship too.
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>>684604534
who is 5?

>>684604389
You'll have someone to speak mushy to soon, I know it~

>>684604673
I know but it's embarassing~
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>>684604442
JerkchAn.
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i wub u anymoose
i wub u 2
mushy
wushy
gushy
smushy
kawai desu nee-saaaaaaan
Seriously, how fucking lost do you pathetic losers get in these threads? It's ridiculous how far removed you are from reality. Retched pukes.
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I need to go run

But I only want to sleep

The daily struggle
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Slice dice bake and ice
Ring ding bursting spleen
Apple dapple heart attack
Pop stop water drop
Blip zip can 'o dip
Cancer dancer silly prancer
Bleeding feeding time is fleeting
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
Penis
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>>684604858
And yet you're here. You sound pretty mad anon.
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>>684604673
I tried sailing off.

>Sunk 4 times

>>684604747
Yep, just playing the waiting game right now.

>>684604835
NOTICED
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>>684604863
I feel you.
But you need to go run.
I'll wait here for you.
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>>684604132
>>684604198
>>684604280
>>684604347
>>684604425
>>684604534
Boss / 10
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>>684604858
Isnt that the point of life? To diffuse your mind out of reality and into an artificial fantasy? Its what we have been doing since our intelligence sprouted from nothing. We have a disease and the only cure is distraction. Infraction. Radical actions.
Who wants to writhe in reality more than required? You? I dont think so. That's why you're on here in the first place. Thats why you do many things that you do.
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>>684604863
>The daily struggle
Mine is wanting to get high and not wanting to waste all my weed.
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>>684604953
Greetings H.A.N.A.K.O, a pleasure as always.
>Nice outfit
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>>684604949
Not mad at all. Astounded, really how you fools allow yourselves to be so consumed in a fantasy world.
Disgust. Confusion.
I suppose those are the only two I can really find relatable for what I'm feeling. Just...
How can you be so pathetic as to find such comforting solace in 4chans /b/ of all places to be such care bears? I'm so confused!
Clung to eachother like if you let go, all would be lost and that pit of despair would rise once more to swallow all that is good in life.
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>>684604747
O-oh...
Then I won't do it anymore~

>>684604953
Poor Hanako...
I'd love to cheer you up if I can~
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>>684605241
Alright kid damn we get it you vape
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>>684605296
That's.. not even
Were you trying to be funny or mocking in a sort of way?
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>>684605241
We can separate reality from fantasy. This doesn't harm us or any others. It's a past-time.
Now go finish your fedora collection.
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>>684605296
Alright neckbeard we get it, you fantasize over 2d women, because you're pathetically hideous. Get out of your basement and get a real "waifu" you confused degenerate faggot
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>>684605256
>I kinda like it tho~

>>684605296
>>684605449
KEK
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>>684605449
Hindering true social skills by acting as a care bear in a thread on a sites board notorious for cancer and massive faggotry.
Keep thinking you're not hurting yourself, kiddo. Would you ever show your mother what you do here?
inb4 you turn this around on me
No, I would not show my mother this.
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>>684605383
The internet gives people autism by infusing them with memes to replace a normal response thereby inducing an artifical autism that is contracted instead of passed down.
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>>684605197
Can someone confirm
I think I accidentally posted a haiku in that last one
Also I haven't smoked weed since I was 19, I just figured I needed to move on at some point
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>Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)

never forg- oh wait. he's back.

>jenny claim
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>>684605449
What's the proper typing of the ayyaya meme?
I think you can guess where I'm going with it :3

>
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>>684605705
>infusing them with memes
Is this a new cooking method I haven't heard about

>renge
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>>684605636
I cannot argue with this. My life began hitting the shitter with technologies rise and the more it was implemented in my daily life.
I despise it, yet embrace the demon like a calming cigarette..
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>>684605573
>>684605636
Samefag acting like its relevant. Don't you have a suicide to finish? Fuck >>>/out/ out of my /b/ kiddo.
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Rory claimed.

At home edition.

Damn today was long.
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>>684605784
>>684605636
Fuck, linked wrong post
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Ah, well. I need to go off and pretend I'm being productive to stave off the existentialism. Have fun, maybe and do try not to lose sight of what's beyond your screen.
Go outside.
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>>684605636
>The internet gives people autism
kek

>>684605701
No idea, I didn't see it. And yea its a bad dump of money and while I realize I should move on I still enjoy it. I don't smoke that much anyway and its certainly better than cigs.
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>>684605524
>Yeah I like it too~
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>>684605957
welcome back to hell
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>>684605573
>kiddo
ouch.
Not acting like a care bear, just having conversations with people. I can function perfectly well in society weather you want to believe me or not because when I'm not here I'm outside. I prefer to stay here because there are more people I can relate to considering I live in a kebab country. And yes, I don't mind showing my mother, I've shown other family members including my uncle who made pic related. Believe it or not, not everyone is as judgemental as you and some can actually consider others' point of view.
I'm up for discussing this further in good faith.

>>684605725
Her name is Aya but I think Karen says it like "Ayaya!"
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>>684605476
>seeing people having fun you don't understand.
>trying to ruin such fun
Kid, you're stepping on the wrong smug bastards toes.
Suiseiseki was doing that long before you got into high school kid and Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on Suiseiseki to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Suiseiseki will put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Suiseiseki will fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. Suiseiseki will turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is Suiseiseki hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. Once you recover from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Suiseiseki will run you over with Suiseiseki's fucking car out of no where and kill you. Suiseiseki justs want you to know how easily Suiseiseki could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Suiseiseki would rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Suiseiseki will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again Suiseiseki's self you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell desu.
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>>684606042
You know its like a drug anyway.
>>684606044
Karen goes 'Ayaya!'. Actually watched that episode last night.
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>>684605939
>/out/ of my /b/ kiddo
>/out/ of my /b/
>my /b/
>kiddo
>/out/
That was highly autistic and cringe
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>>684605939
>out of my /b/

Is this guy for real?
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>>684606191
the only drug i don't mind being addicted to
>>684606044
i think Aya also said it as Ayaya. might be part of the language i dunno. probably have to go back and watch it again.
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>>684605939
>out of my /b/
>
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>>684606151
kek
I wonder if you'll ever see how ridiculously autistic you are. I mean look at this!
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>>684606285
>that font
As an unrelated comment, kill you'reselve.
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>>684606285
>the text more childish than comic sans, whom name must not be mentioned.
>Haveing that and still calling others cringe.
You're a class act, I tell you what.
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>>684606191
Yeah it's Ayaya
Cause when Karen asks for her name she says "It's Aya" which in gook language sounds like Aya yo
So Karen repeats it wrong, it was really funny to me kek.

>>684606592
Love that picture so much
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>>684606592
>loses argument
>starts bitching about font

nice damage control there
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>>684605957
Welcome back. Good day?

>>684606024
>hehe~

>>684606785
no but really that font is disgusting
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>>684606558
>you'reselv
kek.
What about my font? Have you seen what's going on in this fucking thread?
Top cringe
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>>684606785
How about you reply to this? >>684606044
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>>684606785
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST SUISEISEKI DON'T SPEND SUISEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUISEISEKI IS GONNA DO? SUISEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. SUISEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT SUISEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND SUISEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM SUISEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? SUISEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. SUISEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. SUISEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. SUISEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND SUISEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
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>>684606785
Once upon a time there was a gay man. one day he decided to take a shit on a baby's head. but al of a sudden a cop saw him taking this massive shit. the cop immediately attempted to apprehend the man. the gay man turned to the cop and said "you're only arresting me for this because you can't think of any reasons that being gay is bad!".
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>>684606785
Right? These weeb autists are something else. I tell you...
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>>684606838
Horrible day. Too long and I fucked up real hard Saturday. Accidentally left a fridge off, fucked all the meat prep, pastas and cream.
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>>684606285
>>684606414
oh look, samefag anon is still being a retard. not sure whats worse, the animefags or you pathetic pieces of shit who come here thinking you're going to change anything or make a difference.

people like you need to be fucking killed
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>>684607044
oh dear. What do you do it's obviously something in the food industry?
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>>684606838
Your life is disgusting end it already
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>>684607044
>Accidentally left a fridge off, fucked all the meat prep, pastas and cream.
shieeeeet that sounds fucking horrible
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>>684607032
freeshrugs.jpg
I don't even who was that font poster.
I just saw an opportunity to diss for the right reason.

>
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>>684606838
>Maki is so cute Hehe~

>>684607044
>Checked
Man that's such a waste.
Really sorry, plus I feel you.
Happened to me once.
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>>684607101
>animefags
Lmao you're one of them, nigger :-)
Schizophrenic austist cringe weeb is angry
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>>684607044
shit, i wouldn't handle myself for the day if i ever left a fridge off.
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>>684607213
What is dead may never die.
So take your (You) and fuck off
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>>684607213
we are all already dead. this is hell
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>>684607350
Iron from ice!
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>>684607296
Everything that eminates from your disgusting dorito dust covered sausage fingers is just pure unadulterated cringe.
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>>684607350
You're not suffering enough for this to be hell
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>>684607509
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added >>684606592 was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.
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>>684607161
I cook at a university cafe. Easy work for far more pay then I was getting at my previous place.
>>684607221
>>684607326
>>684607349
Not the worst thing I've done in a kitchen. On an unrelated note, have a video of Australian newscasters being amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-LSYno-HU
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Shiro Claimed seen as my favourate imouto has gone already
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>>684607456
my nigga

>>684607674
I'd say my existence is suffering but I'm not that edgy

>>684607752
That's pretty cool!
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>>684607719
what the fuck is this? do you really spend time writing this? you seem mad
whatever
you guys are cancer anyway
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>>684607449
Everyone has his own shit to deal with but that doesn't mean that everyone's life is pointless now.

>>684607752
I can imagine Heh~
Nice to know that they pay you more there.
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>>684607719
tl;dr weeblord slug-slime of the earth
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>>684607719
>If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
lol he did the same with mine, I think he's just ignoring anything that isn't someone getting angry.
>>684607946
yup
>>684607929
I've read the books and apparently the newer seasons are diverging from them, you know if this is true?
I've only watched till season 5 I think desu
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>>684607449
lmao what a faggot
this is not tumblr dude
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Can't touch this
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>>684607719
shit, someone really did save that
>>684607752
kek, i barely ever wake up early enough to watch today show. either that or I'm too busy.
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>>684608059
I've not read the books but they are making two diverging storylines, pretty much because Martin is too slow and old to keep up with the show's demand
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>>684608119
Is that a pasta? I bet Tatsukami saved it, he always does this kind of childish things.
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>>684608200
I've been waiting for book 6 for fucking years now

>>684608119
Is it a pasta?
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>>684607929
You have no clue what suffering is you pathetic shit stain
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>>684607719
I want to believe this is pasta but I feel it's not.
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>>684608119
Nigger, I wrote it to begin with.

I'm the desu guy that's been closing down ylyl threads for weeks.
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>>684608314
maybe do that for this shit thread aswell?
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>>684608119
Karl makes that show.
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>>684608226
Tats doesn't really seem like that to me.
It doesn't
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>>684608314
Aren't you a fedora tipping alpha badass internet overlord
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>>684607719
I actually post images
>Yotsuba
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>>684608428
>>684608428
>>684608428
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>>684608291
How do you know that anon? Enlighten me, o suffer'd one

>>684608270
Yeah I can sympathise with readers, sucks. He even has a team to end the story for him should he die before he finishes
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>>684608314
Then get to work faggot

>>684604070
>>684604300
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>>684608437
Haahahahahahahahaha wheres the font nazi faggot at?
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>>684608472
I never claimed such ridiculousness. You piece of shit. You dont know shit about anything you sheltered snail
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>>684608430
Why so serious?
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>>684608364
Do they spend their time calling others newfags? do they make 5 of the same thread?
do they repost the same shit day in and day out?
This is far from a cancerous thread, and only some teenager that hates anime because their cool friend say it sucks would thin that it is.
Note* you don't have to use an anime girl. you can claim whatever the fuck you want.

OC or reposts.
Hence why I desu, to drive home the fact.
Their is a official 4chan banner explaining this principle.
It's not a new concept, you provide something we like, we reward you in turn.
Post shit, and be spammed with image macros.

I'm yet to see these guys stoop to your level of faggotry. you should reconsider your reasons for coming here.
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