Because I work long hours and when I do have time off I spend it sleeping or at the gym.
>MFW Even driving a sports car doesn't get me laid or taken serious
>>684562627
im not a happy person
Because I don't want one
Because it's harder to get hurt when you're already alone
because the only femalesI am sexually attracted to are between the ages of 10-15 and I would never be able to have an lgf because I recognize how fucked up that is
because I married the one I did have
Daily reminder that a Honda is not a fucking sports car
>>684562627
Op drives a miata believes it's a sportscar, maybe if you wanted to attract the same sex
>>684563231
>>because the only femalesI am sexually attracted to are between the ages of 10-15
>>684563341
Nay I drive a 2016 Camaro SS
>>684563364
RIP mootlekins
I'm also only into adult men, underage boys disgust me
Because I'm a t-boy. Nobody wants my deranged ass.
>because you're a stupid fucking whore
>>684562627
because at the moment I have no motivation or patience to deal with it
>>684563475
That's your problem op, trade it for a stupid low entry BMW and you will have girls wanting to suck your dick.
>>684562627
Because we just broke up. Trying is too much effort especially when she's bitching about how you're not trying.
Mine died and I promised to never leave her.
>>684564087
if you really cared about her, you'd know that she'd be happy with you being happy and you'd move on
>>684562627
because mom said that i'm not ready for it yet
>>684562627
because the last one i had couldn't accept me, so why would >>684562627
you?
>>684564087
How did she die? Sorry for your loss anon
Because I really don't care if I have a girl or not. Im good on my own
>>684563930
>Stupid Low entry BMW
Nigger are you crazy? Beamers or "Beaners" are insanely expensive to maintain. I'd rather go with my easily maintainable and customizeable Chevy.
If I had to to get a true expensive fucking car I'd either go Cadiliac or Jaguar. And If I said fuck it and hang myself i'd buy a Lambo.
>>684564586
yeah, right
>>684564421
Overdose. I was there with her until her last breath, she was just really cold. I shouted her name and she would respond by breathing loudly, it was like she could hear me. But I knew she was gone when her lips lost all color.
Because you haven't taken the obvious leap from me being a wonderful guy to you going out on a date with me and being open to the possibility ility of being my girlfriend.
Also, because my wife would be jealous.
>>684564890
Aww, that's fucking sad. Overdose from what tho, smack? Have a hug anon
>>684564890
Jesse Pinkman is you?
>>684564598
People only say that when they can't change there own oil.
>>684562627
Because im in WEstern Washington right now for work and i HATE THIS PLACE
Seriously i dont want no bitch to be like "omg! i miss WA! i miss my family lets go back!"
Fuck this place. NUKE IT
>>684562996
This. Fffuuuccckkk modern relationships. I'll chill with my doge, thanks.
>>684562627
>sports car
Your Honda is not a sports car, you dipshit beta pleb. >_<
because i'm too ugly
>>684562627
im a beta faggot but in reality ill just say "good question, i dont know.."
>>684566925
Nigger, wut? WA is better than what ever fucking shit hole you crawled out of. Please go back. #dontmovehere
>>684562627
> You're such a wonderful guy, anon
No I'm fucking not. Well to be more accurate, it has historically shown that I am not.
I have some major self hate issues on top of a sick sense of glee from sabotaging my own shit. My last 5 relationships went sour either fast or violently. As implied, it was the fast fizzles that were lucky.
In my more serious relationships in the past, I choked one of them, forcefully held down another (both were reacrions to a fear of them leaving me), used my suicidal behaviour to coerce sex and atepping the relationship up, accused them of preventing me from doing shit when really I was preventing myself. Not to mention the actual suicide attempts.
There's something seriously fucked with me, but unless I'm in a committed relationship, no one sees how bad it gets.
> inb4 seek professional help
I was sectioned thrice in a week and lied my ass off to get out of being sent to an asylum. Every time I see a doctor to try and get my shit sorted out, I leave out crucial details, or even making up a problem I don't have so they'll stop asking.
>>684563333
Quads have spoken!
>>684567284
Typical cuck faggot.
I bet you vote bernie and are a fucking fag boy who thinks sucking dick, anal sex, trannies and other faggot shit you promote is normal.
Nobody SHOULD move here they need toi nuke this wannabe sweden faggot ville.
>>684567477
None of those things are true, except that Bernie is the only hope we have left. :D
Drumpf is a failure and an idiot, and Hellabelly is literally Satan. Yes. Literally.
>>684562627
im 21 and realizing relationships just dont work at this age
no problems getting laid or dating
but when it comes to something serious its too risky
plus the last couple years of dating/relationship kinda fucked me up
sometimes being a good dude isnt good
every girl remembers and misses the one that fucked them up
its not your fault if they leave but it sure feels like it
Turn your Russian down foo', that & make anmends with the cripple that you two did shit with
>>684562627
I'm in no shape to be in a relationship. Depression and lagging behind in my studies have made me a shut in. I'm at least working on getting out of this.
>>684562627
>MFW Even driving a sports car doesn't get me laid or taken serious
Are you one of those people revs there car at the lights everytime or do you actually drive it.
>>684567777
How is it not your fault if they leave, Captain of the Quads? It's PRECISELY your fault.
>>684567923
No I'm that asshole that weeves in and out of traffic when everyone is going insanely slow and occasionally I'll cut some one off if they block me from merging.
>>684567712
i got to sleep i have a job at one of your favorite corporations you fucking never shut the hell up about up here.
I love bernie :D! but i also love all the consumerism shit too! it should be free xD
Suck my fucking dick. and know this you faggot this place should be annexed by muslim (already is) so the rest of USA can nuke Western washington off the face of the earth.
You faggots are on level with san francisco level of faggotry.
Eastern WA and OR are cool. Western PNW needs 30 nukes.
>>684567923
To respond to the pic, I floor the accelerator so he can become deafened by my v8 with open headers. :D
>you're a wonderful guy, anon
>me
>wonderful
haha trick question
>>684566925
WA is bomb, get out. Go back to your pleb state.
>>684568115
Nothing wrong with anger at traffic , nothing personal either just checking because there's alot of those types of people like in that pic I showed and girls hate that shit.
You have to think carefully what will they see when they look at you and then you'll find your answer.
>>684568251
No one ever said anything about anything being free. Clearly, you haven't a fucking clue what you're even talking about. You're one of those dumbasses who thinks Marxist Socialism is in any way what Bernie is all about. Dumb fucking niggerfaggot. Go back to Buttfuck, Alabama or what ever fucking trailer park you're from. Your salt and jealousy about our better quality of life and diverse culture really don't become you.
And you work at Walmart or some shit? There's why. Get a real job, you fucking loser. Christ. Why not try to better your future rather than sitting on your ass in a dead end, piece of shit, monotonous, going-nowhere job you hate? It's obviously not doing your mood any good.
>>684562627
Busting my ass to get a job atm.Not to mention I have that social anxiety disorder shit.It's not that girls scare me it's just that I don't really know what to say to them.
>>684567923
>revs at your girl
Lol wat
>>684568547
and take the niggers them
>>684567923
>not reving your car at other cars every stop light to show dominance.
beta fag detected
>>684569902
take the niggers with them
>>684569942
Actually it shows insecurity
>>684570075
>calling others insecure because they enjoy doing something
sure is insecure of you to do that
>>684570197
No I'm pritty sure they look like retards. They just come off as obnoxious wankers.
>>684562627
Who is this girl?
Because my family is holding me back. Would go onto detail but I know no one gives a fuck.
>>684567012
Are you me?
>>684570488
Your dad won't let you marry your sister ?
>>684562627
>Not many bitches actually offer companionship
>Most bitches are dense
>Women are money leeches
>Women are extremely situational and my future isn't going to be ruined because of some emotion
>Pussy is the only thing that matters, you don't need to be in a marriage audition for that
>I want to completely stabilize my business
>won't happen if I'm being leeched mentally and spiritually
Relationships are a fucking trap (constant sex with one individual increases the probability of childbirth with that person). You have one time to slip up and get the bitch pregnant. That one time can and will fuck your life up. Then you'll abandon your dreams (settle down) get a reg 9-5 (that's beneath your intellect) and take less risks in order to take care of the bitch. I rather bet my future on me rather than some marriage audition.
>>684562627
because women are inferior beings and not worthy of my cock
>>684563475
There's your problem. Everyone and their fucking mother has a Camaro. It's worse that the 2000 Dodge Chargers I see on a hourly basis.
>>684569596
What do?
Because I'm not into girls you gigantic faggot.
Vecause my wife would be jealous
>>684562627
I work 9pm until 7am i have only Sundays free i have no time to go out
>>684563475
Classic muscle gets u laid new muscle says ur gay
>>684562627
I have zero self confidence. Girls have told me I'm attractive, both ones I'm friends with and ones I don't know, but I don't have the balls to ever go talk to any of them, because I always assume that when someone tells me that, they're lying. I've gotten numbers of girls who are way out of my league, but I'm too beta to actually call them or even send a message. Hell, I signed up for online dating and got matched with some 9/10's but I can't get the nerve up to message them.
Any girl who spends any amount of time with me really likes me a lot, but the problem is getting to that point with them.
Plus I just broke up with a girl after 7 months of a Toxic hell relationship
>>684571203
Pretty sure muscle cars in general say small penis.
>>684567116
At least you're not an ugly; heartbroken, broke, forced bi cuck. All of which you would be because your fat/depression alludes to your lack of testosterone. You lack not only the confidence but you lack a naturally occurring biological chemical desired by women. They'd eat your sad ass alive. You're lucky
Had a long term (7 years) got engaged, had a kid, separated. Pay out the arse in child support. Kid is five now, above average IQ with a defiance disorder. Constantly getting suspended, no other schools will take him in the area, ex is too stubborn to move to more populated area with more schools but insists on calling me late night with all her troubles and/or hitting me up for more money.
This is a mistake you only make once.
>>684571253
>Any girl who spends any amount of time with me really likes me a lot, but the problem is getting to that point with them.
>Plus I just broke up with a girl after 7 months of a Toxic hell relationship
So you've had a 7 month relationship a bad one but still a relationship so how are you struggling to get to that point again ?
>>684571653
>forced bi
Tumblr
please leave.
>>684571329
Thats Tundras, Malibus, Raptors and anything truck related.
>>684562627
Hey b. If you just say you identify as fem does that mean u can use girls bathroom and smell their cum farts and filthy unwashed vaginas and dried tampons?
>>684569596
What do?
>>684562627
Because there is nothing in this world who worth attach yourself
>>684562627
Honestly?
>Low confidence/self esteem
>Got no cash
>Car? What's that?
>Live with my folks
>Have shit job
I'm sure there's other things I've missed but that about covers it.
>>684571754
Because before we dated, we worked together, she was forced to spend time with me on a daily basis. No other cute girls at work now besides a 16 y/o and another 19 y/o with a boyfriend.
>>684567012
>modern relationships
Care to explain?
There are girls out there that want the same thing from a relationship as you likely do.
Just a really good friend you have sex with, if that's not what you want, explain your perfect girl friend.
>>684571808
You think it's that hard to get a fag scared to be alone to suck a dick?
>>684569596
The definition is that socializing makes you nervous and scarred. Derp derp I have social anxiety but I'm not anxious when socializing. Sure...... so then you're just a retard with social skills of a ten year old?
>>684571705
Not really, I know my cousin got with a guy who had children with three different women and knocked her up in false promises of marrying her. When she got pregnant, he moved on and for a while, he paid child support. After he knocked up another girl, he ended up paying the next woman child support. They can only take so much out of a man's wallet, so might as well keep making such a "mistake" because you can pay someone else child support instead of her.
>>684563333
Checked
my mind is fragile enough as it is right now. caring for someone could push me too far.
>>684571953
Probably, if they give you shit then just say you identify as a woman and that you're being discriminated and oppressed.
Protip: Accuse them of being transphobic, then sit back and watch the fireworks.
>>684572738
It must be hard living in the suburbs with your parents paying for everything
>>684572894
i really fucking wish.
would be nice to have parents.
would be nice to have a house.
>>684562627
Because I haven't met the right trap yet. I dated one but she moved :(
>>684566925
Where at brah 509 for life. But for reals this place sucks
>>684562627
What makes you think you or any other chick is good enough for me?
>>684572573
Let me point this out,I meant to say like scared to the point to where im delusional and think a pillow is my waifu.I AM scared and nervous around them yes,but not to that point is what im saying.
>>684572796
Not that it's anything too exciting. Berkley coed dorms have done it for decades. I remember my first time. Was so exhilarating then it was just girls bitching about guys posing on the toilet seats. Kekek. That's w what will really happen
>>684573094
Where? I moved to Seattle a couple of years ago and love it.
>>684573529
meant for >>684566925
Cause I'm a loser that sits on his desk all day playing cs since 2003 eating cheetos
>>684572621
It would be better to not have to pay child support at all. It would be best to have nothing to do with the word "child".
>>684573569
Seattle awful the subs arnt so bad but I hate that city will never live there again
>>684573569
Also not a fan of pot
>>684573038
Well can't be too bad. You have the Internet. Some people don't even have phones or computers. Or hell even a MIND to even compose a complete sentence. You have a good working brain(decent enough to know it's fragile those with real fragile minds don't know), you have a working nervous system, you can fucking see the stars, breathe, feel, fuckin hear (if you can't so fuckin what nobody has anything good to say anyways), and you have the ability to pick yourself back the fuck up. You're just a complainer. As long as you're breathing and can think--you have a chance. But nah, you're ACTING weak when you aren't. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. Humans used to live with dinosaurs and shit and you're complaining about the concrete jungle. Your ancestor that got eaten by a sabertooth tiger is laughing at you. Living in paradise crying and shit
>>684573942
I don't smoke pot either. I did when I was younger. Would have been a kid in a candy store if I'd lived here then except the candy store would have been a weed store.
because the last bitch i trusted just decided to leave no reason why just left. so i dont trust women enough to put a label on it
>>684562627
Because I'm waiting for her to break up with her long-distance.
>>684574092
not complaining, just being self aware. you're acting as though im suicidal or regretting my existence. i just dont feel like putting energy into someone else at the moment. been having a bad couple years and need to work on myself.
>>684566925
Nah, it's bomb here as long as you don't talk to the libs (read: anyone)
>>684574705
I ain't saying you gotta have a relationship nigger. Im saying your struggles will never be shit in comparison to early humans. If they made it, so can you. Because your bad days are their best days nigger.
>>684574123
Astoundingly eloquently written.
>>684574951
thats cool, fag, but nobody said i was giving up. the topic of this thread brought my message and thats what it was directed at. stop trying to turn this into a feelsthread pep talk.
