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I wanna know if people on /b/ have cold weapons at home
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>>684521733
everyone does
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>>684521733
I like those. Is it yours?

My weapons are all room temperature at the moment. I haven't fired them in over a week.
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>>684522206
fuck
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>>684522316
Yep, it's mine
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yes
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>>684521733
I keep trying to think of a weapon that is a sure thing to work, will only be thought of as a defensive weapon, and would not easily be taken away from me and used on me (because the attacker could be more aggressive/strong, etc.
My 12 gauge is literally the perfect defensive weapon.
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>>684521733
Sword
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>>684522637
This is just fantastic. I'd still run from someone with that, but I'd be laughing the whole time. Or think they would fuck my dead body.
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>>684522381
Do you have the strength and aggressive instinct enough to use it? Are you the attacker, or are you just trying to defend yourself, or just interested in cold weapons for no particular reason?
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cold is for pussies, my weapons are super chill!
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>>684521733

There's a collection of bottles, ashtray and other hard objects that will work fine as improvised weapons. And I am sure there is a knife somewhere in the mess.
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>>684522900
Not necessarily for pussies, in fact you have to be stronger, more aggressive or skilled to successfully use a cold weapon, than a firearm.
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the best weapon is something that's not commonly considered a weapon
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>>684523367
LED or halogen?
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>>684523367
>>684523476
or xenon, HID?
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>>684523367
i have one that was used in the aftermath of 911
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>>684521733
I have a katana. Yes, really, but I was like fucking 16 when I bought it. I'm 35 now.
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>>684521733
A bokutō.
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>>684523476
LED.
But what's more important is that it's durable and heavy (50 oz)
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>>684522206
You could get arrested for having one of those in public in the UK.
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>>684523826
is it all rusty now or do you still find time to oil it every few months?
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>>684522856
Well, let's just say that my college ain't a safe place and I don't have to look for trouble
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>>684522637
How can one be so autistic
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>>684524282
It was made of the finest nippon steel and folded thousands of times, pleb. It doesn't fucking rust.
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>>684524048
how about one of these?
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>>684521733
Got brass knuckles that are only technically legal in the UK because it has a little latch on the back to use it as a belt buckle, that was supposedly a bear's claw.
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>>684524836
As long as the Koran is in plain view the police should know that they would face being suspended from duty for racism if they interfered.
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>>684524799
>implied you can fold more than five
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>>684524876
Noice
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>>684525158

>falling for a meme
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>>684525454
Must have skipped school that day pal.
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>>684524360
it's not hard
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>>684524300
>and I don't have to look for trouble
This is something most people that have never lived in "unsafe" areas don't understand. They naively believe that if you don't go looking for trouble, everything will be fine.

They do not realize that you don't have to go looking for trouble; trouble is more than happy to get up, shower, get dressed, grab a large cup of coffee and come looking for you.
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I got solid brass vintage ones no edgy cringe lord text on them
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My KA-BAR is always at my side at home...
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>>684525815
You didn't get it right ? I don't have to look for trouble, 'cause trouble will always come to me
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>>684525852
Agreed. These are real deal.

OP's are scummy flea market made in China junk!
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>>684525971
Do you take it with you to shit?
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>>684526126
If you say so.
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>>684526090
No, I got it. Was making a small point about the real world.
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pic related, will arrive shortly next week
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I used to have brace knuckles, but some mom-like girl took them from me when I was at her place and never returned them.
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>>684525971
i love me my gaybar
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>>684525852
>crim dnt sleep?
>Night Nurse?
>the ol' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1?
>Goldie drops?
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>>684526465
This looks like some weapons grade autism.
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>>684526465
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3 collectors hatchets worth about 400$
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>>684526465
Meme knife
Have fun going against the Geneva convention phaggot
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>>684526465
shiiit man, that's the knife I've being looking for months
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>>684526831
What's written on your kabar?
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>>684526807
Teenage Mutant aspie turtle or BBQ dad
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>>684527024
>ive got something to put in you
>I wanna take you to a kabar kabar
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ITT: The most useless, tacticool, cringe, autism shit ever

Except for the flashlight dude
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come at me fags
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>>684521733
that kind of knuckle brass is a retarded thing to have, like its easy enough to kill someone with a regular one - you have to be extra carefull with the dull one, using that sharp fucker on at the pic will give you many years in jail too easy
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Ya'll mothafuckas need more guns
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>>684527977
Kekz
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>>684525116
Damn son! Looks like your ready for a riot to break down your door!
I like the setup tho.

Is the saucer sheild Kevlar?
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YEAH NIGGA GOT THIS Co2 GUN NIGGA POP POP NIGGA
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>>684526853
You realize the Geneva Convention only applies to soldiers in war, not civilians, right?
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In case any of you fags actually seriously need a weapon...

About $70 on amazon and Mike will tell you how to use it.

Boil the handle in hot water to make it rough like Mike says....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI
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>>684527393
Kek that fucking song
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>>684521733
knuckle irons are just cheap, if you are going to hit someone atleast do it with your own fist..
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>>684526831
>electric six quotes on your kabar
Kek
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>>684526807
The second knife from the top is meme-tier amazon product.
Care to tell about your experiences with it?
Pros, cons, etc?
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>>684526869
>I've being looking for months
Well you've come to the right place, retard. It's called the internet.
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>>684524360
Oh, thats because you haven't seen the furries on /k/
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>>684525116
sweet trailer bro
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>>684528165
nice presentation
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Yes
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>>684526465
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>>684528342
But OP is trying to WIN the fight, though.
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>>684528165
Noice, the only reason why id move to fatland would be to get a nice weapon.
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>>684526740
How so?
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>>684529073
Where are you now? I might agree to trade places.
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>>684528165
I've got an air pistol. Pew pew.

>if I shoot you in the face you are going to A&E straight after grafting my place
>shot myself in the leg a few year ago after I was roosed by an anon saying they will sting and ricochet off
>every single shot went under my skin
>had to dig them out with vodka and a steak knife
>forget about it and I'm due in court (years later)
>detector goes off, hand wand going off over my shin
>still have one lodged in there
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>>684521733

ITT: children too young to buy firearms
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>>684529162
Canada
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>>684526831
Just looked up close at the edge on yer ka-bar!
What ya been doing with it? Cutting up nail infested old pallets or something?
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i was waiting fr ppl to start showing off their guns so heres mine
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Check this shit out
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>>684529367
>367
>is it?
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>>684525116
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>>684528206

Nah, it's aluminum. Ballistic shields tend to be tower-shield style and are markedly thicker.

>>684528564

Conex box actually. Good guess though.
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This is making me wonder what happened to the black jack I got from my great grandmothers place after she died...
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>>684529558
nah .44
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I call her lucy
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>>684522206
absolute madman
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>>684528071
It's not sharp, it's just pointy
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>>684529670
I'd call her Barb
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>>684522206
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>>684529660
it was exactly like pic
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Handguns for the apocalypse. I is ready misser
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>>684529848
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>>684529620
haha, noice.
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>>684528308

Here is Mike's secret vid and a god one on taking out just about any fuck with a stick..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg14Kp1NgTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2yfWaoUG8E
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>>684526484
If you're too much of a pussy bitch to take them back then you have no business having those.
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My baby.
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>>684529196
What if I don't like guns ?
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>>684530117
>Secret club of YouTube
How do I get a card?
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>>684530203
Is that a laptop battery?
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Allahu akbats. I keep a bunch in cages for emergencies.
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>>684529943

>Handguns for the apocalypse

So what happens when you run out of ammo?
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Only ever fired it once, the way I see it is, if someone is breaking into my house they're dead quick, not sure how I could miss with this thing, loud as a motherfucker, though.
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>>684530456
Well it's still a chunk of metal... Bash them over the head?
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>>684530469
Yes, shotguns are loud as a motherfucker. Can confirm. What the fuck is that on the top though?
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>>684530398
It's a novelty usb. Looks funny plugged in because it's long as shit
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>>684530469

>not sure how I could miss with this thing

It's a shotgun, not a magical death beam. Unlike vidya games, shotgun shot only spreads about 1 inch per yard, so at around 10 feet you're only looking at a tennis ball-diameter spread at most. It's definitely easy to miss with a shotgun and only idiots think you don't need to aim with one.
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>>684526807
Those are all very cheap knives and by cheap I mean that they are obviously not of good quality. those type of things are really not worth the money
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>>684530469
Take it out and shoot it more faggot. In a hone invasion situation it's all about muscle memory. You don't have time to think. Or even wonder if you hammered a shell home. Seriously, get familiar with it. You can still miss, even with a shotty.
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>>684530794
This. It's not some Dragonball Z orb of destruction.
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>>684530469
What are the laws in your state on killing an intruder?
In the UK we have to be at the mercy of a psycho's decision at contact, you can't stop a threat before it becomes a huge one. But, if an intruder is not on the ground floor, you can kill em.
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>>684530762
Foldable stock
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>>684530762
stock
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>>684530469
That's not yours though
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>>684530745
whoever's gun that is they deserve a congratulation for ruining it by making it pink

this shit isnt as bad as the dude who put mlp stickers on that antique gun though
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>>684530762
>what the fuck is that at the top though

srsly?
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>>684526126
>pointed knuckles
>junk
Get punched with both and tell me which one is junk.
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>>684530745

Yeah I guess that's true. But in a situation where they have a machete or a blade with reach aren't you kinda fucked?
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>>684531138
Or a boomerang
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>>684529228
Fatland? Fuck off Tim Horton
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>>684526831
>>684527393
That's amazing.
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>>684521733
I got a knife in my backpack always
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>>684531218
It's such an unexpected weapon
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>>684531317
>get attacked
>"shit bro hold up let me grab my knife out my backpack first"
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>>684531014
They manufacture those in pink specifically to market them towards women. It's totally different than the fucker who painted up that mauser, even though it was just a Mitchell's mauser. There's also the Lee Enfield that was fucked, the C96 Mauser that someone covered in chalk and put MLP stickers on, and the 1936 Luger that someone painted blue and white with a Jew star on top.
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>>684522206
I actually know somebody that had to get surgery because he severed a tendon with a butter knife. He was pretty pissed about the whole situation.
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I love my karambit.
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>>684530961
My state works with the castle law, we're able to shoot and kill anyone who is a threat on our property, police don't even question it here, because of this crime is some of the lowest in the USA, no one dares fuck around with anyone's house because people get gunned down in the blink of an eye


God Bless the USA.
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>>684531847
Someone plays too much counter strike
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You people need to stop buying shitty, chinese produced, meme knives. If you actually want a real combat knife, get an Ontario 498 (pic related, second from bottom) for like $40 on Amazon. Or any Ontario surplus bayonet. Stop buying shit, people.
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>>684531237

Did you just use Tim Horton as an insult for a Canadian? That's some weapons grade retardation right there.
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>>684531957
Which state? Castle doctrine is pretty common but I think it's questioned more in some states than in others.
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>>684531218

I have a feeling in the right hands a boomerang could seriously fuck you up.
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>>684526740

Agreed they look edgelord/10 but triangular knives have been banned in warfare because of the damage they can do. They make a shaped wound channel that is almost impossible to close up
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>>684530745
FN. very nice
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>>684526090
>You didn't get it right ?
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>>684530107
it's like a wall of style over substance. What's the serrated sword for? Cutting bread? And good luck stabbing anyone with the talon-claw knives.

It looks good in video games, but those things are totally ineffective. The sogs are fine, but none of them have been used. Have fun sitting at your computer desk, hoping a black person breaks into your house, and that he doesn't have a gun.
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what is cold weapons you mean cool?>>684521733
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>>684521733
that would hurt your palm
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>>684530745
Nice pink gun. Did it come with a dress and two tickets to "RENT"?
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>>684521733
this muricans...
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>>684532084
a knife is a knife mother fucker, what does it matter if its made in the usa or china?>
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>>684531685
... but how
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>>684530961
in my state (clapistani here) the moment you bust open my window you're fair game and probably as good as dead.
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>>684532084
Amen to this. Look at those. Those are genuine knives. And they've been used. They're not just laying around while some fatty thinks he can hide under a box and solid snake some niggers during a BLM riot.
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>>684532504
not as much it would hurt your stupid face
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>>684522637
you are such a queer sack of rancid shit, anon.
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>>684531685
He needs to get his head in the game and get butter at it.
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>>684532650
depends if you're using it as a knife or as a stabby mc bleeder
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>>684526807
This thread should be called "POST YOUR SHITTY CHINESE BITCH KNIVES"
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its legal to own a tank and an attack helicopter in the USA
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>>684532650
it matters if it'll bend and/or fall apart when you try to use it
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>>684532650

>chinese steel
>poor heat treatment

A knife is not just a knife. If you might use a knife for real, serious work, then get a good one. If you just want to buy shit and play pretend in your basement, knock yourself out.
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Y'all niggas don't even have a 50 cal?
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>>684522637
What a faggot
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>>684532708
He was trying to chip away ice from a frozen chicken by stabbing it with the butter knife. It ended up slipping off and he stabbed himself where his hand meets his thumb.
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>>684532987
damn now you made me want a helicopter
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>>684533024
>If you just want to buy shit and play pretend in your basement, knock yourself out.

that's what everything but concealable self defense knives are for

if you're doing shit outside, get a fucking hatchet
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>>684532168
Good ol' Maine, everyone here has a gun and normally shoots on sight if you're on their property.
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>>684533055
>>>/k/
now
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>>684526465
Bad Dragon has been going in some weird directions lately.
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>>684533259
This whole thread should be in /k/
What are you talking about?
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>>684533055
no need for it when my DMR in .308 does the job for the area i need to cover.

the moment i need to do anything anti-materiel VBIEDs and EFPs are better options
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>>684532341
That's exactly what I hope for though.
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>>684532283
Of course they're banned. Why would you want to kill someone in combat? And you're not allowed to twist knives in warfare either, because the guy might die because they can't fix the wound.

I knew this guy who was in the seals...when they join they're all given a kitten to take care of. On graduation day they have to go in a room and snap the cats neck or they don't get to be seals. sware to god man, i know a guy.

The amount of 14 year old in this thread is high. With the money you've wasted on these things, you could have bought a fucking gun.

Fun fact: Quality weapons aren't generally shipped via Amazon Prime.
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>>684528165

is that the 2 speaker and box speaker system? absolutely ebin.
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>>684533055
.50 BMG?
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>>684533455
Fuck off nerdjacking the thread with autistic details
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>>684533055
Why would I have a .50 cal? I don't even own a cat that I would tease with it.
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>>684533710
you're the one posting a weapon that costs $6 to fire once faggot.
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>>684533675
Yes.
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>>684530762
It's a shoulder thing that goes up, anon
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>>684533818
I don't work with dollars pal.
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>>684523367
the best dildo is something that's not commonly considered a dildo
>fixed
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>>684522206
banned in UK
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>>684526465
At first i thought this was a pencil
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>>684533992
It does kill a mean toast.
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>>684533055
Your hand writing is fucking beautiful.
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Just went to the range today, pic related

>allahu ackbar
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>>684529670
Mick is that you?
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>>684533675
>.50 BMG?

:D
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>>684533024
Holy shit that's scary. China has no shame.
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>>684532283
I wouldn't necessarily want to mortally wound anyone, just defend myself. And for reason the triangular knife makes you an asshole.
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>>684534256
>brutal machine gun?
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>>684534177
wtf, do you know how to shoot? What god awful shot groupings. work on your fundamentals guy
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>>684529269
its my beater knife, yeah pallets all sorts of stuff
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>>684522637
mace masterrace
one exactly like pic by my bed
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All I've got
The knuckles I've had for years. They used to have a layer of chrome over brass but I blasted it off. I believe they're zinc, aluminum, or an alloy containing zinc.
The knife I got online, 20 bucks maybe. Came as a single piece of steel, not going to break, but probably tricky without a plate on the handle. Doesn't really matter. It's too big to carry and realistically I'll never use it against someone else

If the image is upside down, sorry
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(Not mine)

I have one of these at home.
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>>684530469
>>684530794
Yes, if I am going to depend on it in a life or death situation, God forbid, I would want to get *real* comfortable with it. And haven't you heard stories of trained police getting in to close quarters gunfights and missing most of the shots? When it's your ass and the adrenaline is pumping, you're not going to get the luxury of taking your time and aiming carefully, making sure the safety is off, etc. Hit the range more and practice shooting from a multitude of positions and even with your weak hand.
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>>684528874
Bb guns
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>>684533970
well then my islamist friend. arent you supposed to be in bed right now? the muzzein should be calling for prayer there in london in a few hours.
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>>684534353
I haven't been shooting in over a year, plus i was using multiple different guns for the first time. Lets see your perfect groupings you fucking faggot.
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>>684530203
I bought one of these fuckers awhile back while drunk, it looks neat but it's stupid heavy. If you want a GOOD machete keep it simple.
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>>684530794
have you ever fired a shotgun IRL?
Protip: you dont need to aim them like a rifle.
>A shotgun IS a magical death beam.
aiming a shotgun takes no effort at all and even an idiot can do this well
>inb4 hurr durr vidya games, shotguns ARE that easy.
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>>684534543
has your handle gotten loose yet?
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>>684534256
Mine has the 29inch barrel.... Couldn't do that if you wanted to.
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>>684532987
I suddenly want a tank, and attack helicopter.
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If you are a total faggot, this is probably what you want...

http://www.amazon.com/Pepper-Blaster-II-LA98001-Kimber/dp/B003L75SSI
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>>684532084
I got the bottom bayonet on my m16. Got that shit way back in desert storm. Best piece of weaponry I've ever owned, out of my 11 kills overseas (confirmed) 4 were in CQB using my bayonet
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>>684534558
Tell you what, someone blasts a spas at me, i'm fucking gone pronto. I'd be out of that house so quick even if they miss.
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>>684534892
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>>684530203
>grabs the wrong side in a rush
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>>684528874
Autism forged knifes and alpha male tears forged revolvers
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>>684534976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTwkM7gpx5E
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>>684521733
That's a paper weight.
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>>684533894
I recognize that boner.
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>>684530469
>>684534934
Same fag
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>>684533590
I love reading bullshit on b. Also seen that in some kind of movie but with dog instead of cat.
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>>684529670
Dr Seuss Is metal as fuck
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>>684534965

No. I expect it to.

Buck knives look nice but that tiny tang keeps me awake at night.
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>>684535079

What about the vibrations?
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>>684535038
>confirmed kills
want to know how i know you have never served stolen valor fag?
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>>684533590
lol if you believe that cat thing, you're a moron
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>>684525852
I have the exact same ones on my bookshelf upstairs, too lazy to go get them though. I prefer the firearm though.
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>No tomahawks yet?
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i microwave all my guns every night, so no i don't op
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>>684526465
Nice letter opener
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>>684534256
>$5
>$10
>$15
>$20
>$25
>$30
;_;
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>>684533590
(X) Doubt
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>>684529943
Well....someones a glocksucker
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>>684535510
>Buck knives look nice but that tiny tang keeps me awake at night.

This is a REAL Buck knife. I carry it a lot...

Buck Alpha Hunter folding.
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>>684535649
I had a lot of fun with this thing, smashed up a car that was about to be scrapped and stuff, no bad vibrations. Maybe if you're a pussy or something though...
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>>684530107
mmmmmmmmmmmm
dose karambits
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>>684529196
>fails to post his daddy's guns
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>>684534241
BANG BANG
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>>684532254
mad max flashbacks
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>>684535740
>>No tomahawks yet?

;) Mike loves that shit!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OulLUlt-Q0
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Its something
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>>684521733
What do you think about this i made myself just for killing time
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>>684534812
I'm allowed to pick my own bed time. I'm Northern England, Bradghanistan. If you think the London shit is bad then refill your cocopops.
>http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/University_of_Bradford
The City of Bradford page got taken down
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>>684535852
Kek
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>>684535283
So let this paper weight hit you right in the face
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>>684536350
Sniper, is that you ?
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>>684534447
I honestly have no clue whether the image is upside down.
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>>684536446
fancy a bit of cheeky nandos then?
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>>684536443
nice, but kind of makes one hand useless
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>>684536731
Gonna have to pal, barred from the local supermarkets.
https://youtu.be/h4kBcm-ls8Y
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>>684521733
Sure, I have a bunch of knives, a sambok, a couple collapsible batons (one solid, one sproingy), none of which I depend on for home defense, I just like em. HD is definitely hot. Oh, do air guns count as cold weapons? Got a couple of those too.
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axe by my bed, machete above me, knife beside my bed, knife between my wood and my bed bear spray handing on the wall. 2 firearms in my safe with over 1k rounds for both.
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>>684536843
Blades are sharp both sides, so you can just grab and rip off easily actually its pretty nice feeling wearing it
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>>684537042
Lol I don't know what you've been brain washed with to see that post and think "I'm mentally sound".
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>>684535459
No I just shoot trap.
apparently your some kind of fairie or yankee and have never shot a glorious 12 gauge
>Your a raging pussy
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What do you guys think about M-Tech? I had once since high school cause i was an edgey faggot. I can't find it now but would like to hear your opinions about it
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>>684536443
>three, four, better lock the door
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my pride and joy :3
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>>684538353
2/2
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Just a basic pocket knife
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>>684525158
>can't tell the difference between steel and paper.
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>>684538419
I have the desert version. really liked it but had to take the thumb studs off because they kept getting hung on my shirt and the knife would pull open somewhat, and reaching for it would result in a slice across a finger or two... Still like to carry it sometimes, though I prefer smaller knives.
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>>684538353
>he keeps it in the box
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>>684538767
I took the pics when I first got it nigga
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>>684538767
i dont want to scrach it
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>>684537344
try bird hunting you sperm guzzling faggot king
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>>684528165
dude nice lube
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>>684530274
Then you've never fired one
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>>684538767

I keep the boxes for all my knives. Though I really don't know why.
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>>684530469
Dream gun
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Spyderco masterrace
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Balisong
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>>684539236
Hypeshit
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I've had one of these from when I lived in asia.
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>>684539333

faggot detected
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>>684538692
It's solid for day to day use.
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>>684539426

What brand?
It's way too easy to get cheap knock offs.
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>>684526465
futuristic studded dildo
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>>684526853
>Have fun going against the Geneva convention phaggot

Cite the text of the Geneva or Hague Conventions which you contend make that knife illegal or fuck off you retarded piece of amphibian shit.
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>>684539791
I got it in asia... its a cheap knock off.
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>>684526807
Put some points on those fucking sais dude... wtf.
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>>684526853
>implying the Geneva Convention isn't a humongous pile of shit that should be burned to the ground and trampled on.
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>>684540241
Don't forget the head scarf.
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>>684540257
I miss flamethrowers dude.
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>>684528342
>knuckle irons are just cheap, if you are going to hit someone atleast do it with your own fist..

War isn't sportmanship and fists are poor weapons. If you need to hit someone, they are trying to kill you so destroy them.
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>>684528165
>TUF GLIDE
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Alright faggots I'm gonna shoot. Need to be up in 4 hours and I'm still buzzing. Gonna smoke a bowl of Amnesia Haze Dutch import and have a terrifying battle with derealisation or depersonalisation, which ever one shows it's face, til I eventually just pass out.
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>>684540339
I bet he already owns the knee pads.
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>>684540671
He's borrowing them from his dad's working out of town bag that he's not meant to look in.
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>>684522206
katanafags eat your heart out
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>>684530456
>So what happens when you run out of ammo?

By the time you've used up much ammo you should have networked with your militiabros and set up shop Third World style. If you are worried, stockpile ammo and spare weapon parts. Many people do. Not a problem. Some of my serious bros have hunted ammo deals for years and own thousands of rounds. They buy and sell to make side money.
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>>684535740
Would like to have a rmj tactical but too poor. Poor man's version: I keep a shingling hatchet hidden under the driver's seat of truck. Depth gauge screw is removed and and it's sharpened (both main and under edge) much more than you would normally.
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>>684541121

That would get stuck so quickly
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>>684535705

...

really.

Do you really think I was saying that as a factual statement.

Have a good hard think about it.

I'll say it again. The 14 year old is strong in this thread.
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>>684522637
Yes.
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>>684532987
It's easier to own a surplus tank in the UK, and the US doesn't sell their tanks to civilians any more.
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>>684539001
>>684540547

Should...should I try it on my dick?
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>>684535740
the only good thing to come out of MoH Warfighter
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>>684541291
Chain under the axe head to yank it back.
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>>684535740
wow, you guys are pulling out all the "zombie survival gear" stops.

You know what happens if you hit a zombie with that shit?

Nothing. Because zombies don't exist. Idiots buying shit for an event that can't happen.
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>>684530456
He would be dead before he would run out of ammo
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>>684533590
>Of course they're banned. Why would you want to kill someone in combat? And you're not allowed to twist knives in warfare either, because the guy might die because they can't fix the wound.

Citation needed or fuck off. Your military illiteracy is showing, especially with respect to wounds.
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>>684538353
These latch open pieces of shit.
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>>684533710
Those are not at all autistic in a weapons thread and you are a moron for being ignorant of what they mean.
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>>684540988
So glad they did this, I remember years ago saying a butterknife could do the same thing, and here we have it.
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>>684541559

Who said anything about zombies?
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>>684541855
jesus christ, lrn 2 sarcasm you twat.
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>>684541449
dude, dude, dude
please dude,
dude please put this shit on your dick.
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>>684528222
That got trips?? Fuuuuck
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>>684529943
Clean your stove you nasty fag.
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>>684542056
that tomahawk, the swords, the talon knives, they're all usually packaged as the "zombie survival gear" on overpriced sites like thinkgeek and whatnot. They look stylish, but they're all impractical as shit and are cheaply made.
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