>Hooker thread
So, does /b/ have any experience with prostitutes and whores? Post your stories.
I'm curios about hiring one.
>>684520974
I would, but people would make fun of me.
First, they would say I'm a loser for going to hookers. So, y'all niggers can go fuck yourselves.
...inquire OP.
>find hooker
>tell her what you want
>ask how much for it
>only after that you let her enter your car
>?????
>Profit
>>684521768
How do you tell apart "honest" ones from those who are taking all your money and wallet once they are done?
>>684520974
Divorced single dad
Work full time
Got one once still cheaper then a relationship when I just needed laid
Just don't make it a habit
>>684521925
Read her reviews on sites like eccie and TER.
Do it there good fun, worth it
My GTA V dead ho collection.
>>684521736
Do you realize where are you are?
>>684521736
You're not a loser no matter what happens in your life anon. They only way somebody can see you or anybody as a loser is if they're being judgmental and that is an immature mistake on their part.
That said it definitely is a mistake to try and sleep with prostitutes and whores. The only reason they put themselves through that job is to make money and they secretly hate every second of it. Because if any prostitute could think of any other money making idea better than being a prostitute they would immediately jump ship. Just read up about it they really hate doing it.
So the idea of fucking somebody who really dislikes what they're doing and finds their true values as a human being being degraded in the process isn't really pleasurable.
Just go get a real girlfriend and get on with it. Start dating and make a real connection with somebody. You can't put it off forever. This hooker is just another way to waste your time when you could be getting a real GF.
>>684522157
>>684522188
>>684522214
>>684522250
>>684522288
underagefag detected
>>684520974
backpage.com there you go
>>684522341
Fuck, what the hell's wrong with me...???
Hey, who wants to see more???
>>684522403
Don't do backpage. You're less likely to find reputable escorts there. Some also post there, but most post primarily to dedicated escort sites.
>>684522286
>the idea of fucking somebody who really dislikes what they're doing and finds their true values as a human being being degraded in the process isn't really pleasurable.
What if that's my fetish? As in some kind of sadist, but more focused on psychological aspects than the physical ones.
>>684521925
hide the money,ID, and credit cards in a different wallet and stash it somewhere only you know where to find it, and keep the cash you need for the hooker(and your rubbers) in another wallet. if it goes missing, then you will will have one hooker that just stole a worthless wallet, because you already paid her the money out of it.
Ok, last one...
Ooops, got one more....
hire them to do a pov pron shot
have they sign the waiver
they will stay for the whole scene and do everything they agreed to
these girls need drug/pimp money
pretty lesbian tweaker mary anne - her first scene was like this and the guy did not even have a camera
she still did it for the meth money
>>684520974
Yeah, I've been to a few. Hit and miss. First one was great. Knew her stuff.
I generally wouldn't advise to hire young hookers, my experience with them is that they have no clue about sex and just play dead fish.
Also you probably will feel guilty about the money afterwards.
All of this was in the EU, no clue about USA.
>>684522516
then where do you go
ya backpage is hit or miss and super sketchy
>>684522516
just out of *ahem* curiosity, where would someone find one of these sites?
>>684522889
>>684522976
We typically advertise her services on eccie.
>>684520974
Story that happened to me a while ago
>Found out one of my closest friends was a prostitute
>Always wanted to fuck her but never had the balls to make a move
>Ask her how much she charges
>$200 for an hour but she would do $150 for me since "i'm a friend".
>Me, being a cuck, ask if I can watch a session for free
>She has no idea what a cuck is and thinks i'm just creepy but she agrees
>Sit in the closet of her room while she gets a client with a huge cock
>Watch her get fucked from the closet while I fap quietly
>eventually he finishes on her stomach and leaves
>I come out of the closet and clean it off her
Probably the best night of my life and she lets me do this whenever I want.
Best bet is Asian massage parlor hands down. Easier, funner, safer. Buuuut if you must don't ask questions just prices and bring only that amount. Leave it on the dresser and don't touch it or mention it. No more conversation about money and ask to take a naked pic before anything cops won't.
>>684520974
Asian Massage Parlors are best. $50 to get in the door, $100 tip to the girl. Check rubmaps for places nearby, but at least one city over just in case. Look for places with the most reviews, but don't punch in any cc info. These places are very competitive for girls, so you're bound to get a young 19-25 year old, 8 or 9/10 cutie Asian in a skimpy, tight dress. She'll give you a half assed massage, tease you, bj with condom and fuck. She'll towel you off and clean your dick while telling you how big you are. In and out in 30 minutes. Sometimes, there's a candy and/or mini bottled water.
>>684520974
If you live in LA or will visit Van nuys has alot of prostitutes get a motel and pick em up from the street. $80 will get you about 2 hours
>>684522286
There is so much wrong with this post, I don't even know where to start.
>>684523075
Mah nigga
>>684523037
you mean adultsearch, meaning nothing but ads for camwhores
>>684523041
I'll take things that never happened for 500.
>>684523226
this is akin to saying "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" to get you point across
>>684523461
No, faggot, eccie.
>he can't navigate eccie without accidentally hitting the ad bar at the top of the page
>>684521736
You're a loser for going to hookers.
It was Thanksgiving day '97. Went to Thailand. Got in this strip club with special booths in the back. This chick approached me who looked exactly like Tyra Banks. Took me to the back room and told her it was my first time.
She left the room for about 5 minutes, came back, put on my condom and and began pounding away.
When I first started doing it, it didn't feel like I thought it would. Felt rough, not smooth. Didn't nut.
Left the place then found it it was a tranny bar. My first time was with a tranny....
>>684523548
kek
>>684522529
Emotional trauma or Psychological Sadism is tasty as fuck
>>684523168
young girls where do you live there all mama san to every place i want
>>684522840
Young one are ok... But older semen demons are always better. Just be careful not to get an std
>>684523754
>page is nothing but ads
>hurrrrr
>>684523613
Please fuck off with these shitty carl le cuck and other SJW hate bullshit, it makes you seem like a pathetic neckbeard virgin. Seriously, stop.
My cousin is an escort and i want to fuck her, is that wrong?
I got one in Amsterdam. I was full of weed, beer, hash and cocaine. She sucked me immediately then after I went soft she started shouting SPERMA SPERMA I WANT TO SEE SPERMA and pointed at my dick. I ended up jacking off into a condom whist feeling her tit as she looked at me with a pissed off look. I remember seeing myself in the mirror ok the ceiling and questioning my existence. Was worth the 40 euros. She asked my name and where I was from, for some reason I gave a fake name and said I was Scottish, also did a Scottish accent. I'm actually irish. Dunno why I did that.
>>684524255
Not if you leave a tip
>>684524112
way to miss the point you stupid nigger
>>684524109
>on 4chan
>literally too dumb to navigate a website
natural selection has been suspended
Got a blowjob from one once.
>$40
>Insisted on me wearing a condom while she did it
>no swallow, no spit, nothing special
>7/10 head skill
>Best part was feeling her tits.
Very disappointing really, but for $40, suppose I can't complain. Never went back.
I live in the 909 area and we have two streets crawling with hookers. I have a few friends who've purchased services. $60.00 was the average. Personally I've never done that, but I do want to fuck a stripper. Any suggestions?
>>684520974
fat, ugly, drug addicted... nasty smelling.... dude fuck those aids carrying bitches.
>>684523168
I had an awful experience, she stuck a finger in my asshole and any chance of an erection went away with one swift motion.
>>684524432
I don't give a fuck. Cuck.
>>684524502
Side note: as my guy told me before hand, she does not like being referred to as a hooker, only escort.
>>684523613
No, the post is literally almost entirely wrong. You make a ton of sweeping generalizations, that are often not the case.
I've been with a ton of escorts, I also have a few friends who escort. Some don't like what they do, some do.
You also assume make a lot of assumptions about how people who see escorts think and about relationships.
It's a dumbass, ignorant post. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and assuming that you do.
>>684523548
It did but okay.
>>684524511
Hire the best looking hooker you can find as a stripper. Problem solved.
>>684523988
Los Angeles, South Bay. Lotsa Koreans over here.
>>684520974
This thread is going to be an exact copy of the thousand that have come before it. All of the possible advice and situations have been covered a hundred times over. These threads have been created since the dawn of 4chan by people who are considering getting a hooker.
Do it, you fucking pussies, and stop making threads about it. People have been seeing hookers since the beginning of time.
>>684525390
get off the internet if you are so bored you dumb faggot. go outside and play with your cock.
>>684524586
Lemme guess, you're Mexican. Almost had the same thing happen to me. I think a lot of brown ppl actually request this.
>>684525527
Hahaha, I'm Brazilian, but could easily pass for Mexican.
It was so fucking uncomfortable
had a few off backpage. They were hit and miss. About 6 in total.
I actually became "friends" with one of them, she would constantly text me trying to get me to give her cash to fuck, I was able to bring her price down nicely because of her desperation. Also gave her a few tramadol and Xanax to Fuck a few times as well. She was cool as shit. She disappeared, supposedly she was going to move to Mexico and start over yadda yadda. Don't know how true that was.
The shittiest one was a stupid nigger bitch who I paid for "quick visit," she wouldn't fuck, just a half assed blow job with a condom. I blew my load and never went back with that bitch.
I still look around but haven't had one in a while. It's moderately fun.
>Hire hooker from our local version of craiglist.
>Meet in an hotel.
>She gets the job done, and that is. Dead fish would be the best way to describe her.
>Leave the hotel.
>Two big guys pop from around the corner right outside the hotel.
>Demand money and everything.
>Shit happens.
>Finally go back home.
>Google her phone number.
>Several clients have made similar complains in the past.
Fuck this shit.
>>684525993
you enabled a drug addicted slut. good for you
>>684526209
Yup, so what? It was voluntary all throughout, fuck off beta faggot
>>684523190
my friend just hit up an asian massage parlor in van nuys but in the northern part
anyway much to his shock they had some white puerto rican girls working there
the pr economy is so bad even the white girls need to hustle for money
he got a dirty blonde with blue eyes and got her contact info
he bangs he twice a week now
she looks a lot like mariana vicente
>>684524511
also in the 909. what city and street?
>>684526322
you mad bro? lol, beta fags needs to pay a drug addicted bitch for sex.... YOU dumbass
>>684526322
>fuck off beta faggot
Not him, but you clearly don't know what abeta faggot is.
>>684522286
You do realize that there are people whove gone through the whole relatiomship bs crap, and would rather blow $100-$150 every now and then, then taking some girl out to expensive dinners every friday, doing stuff on weekends, buying her shit, and she can still decide to dump you for some chad that she thinks looks better then you. Ot worse, you get married divorced and she takes all of your shit. Hooker is looking like a hell of alot of a cheaper option now isnt it lol.
>>684526613
Yep, men who need to pay women for sex, that's a bit omega if you ask me.
>>684525346
dam that sounds fun
>>684526518
I didn't do it out of necessity, shit head. Regardless I don't have to prove anything to some pussy on 4chan
>>684526613
I do. That cuck is too beta to go and get a hooker, which isn't even difficult.
well op, ive spent like $6k on a pornstar escort Abigaile Johnson. I booked her when she was in LA back in 2013. I had an hour with her for $1800. She was the best I ever had and really sweet. The next day I got a second date with her. I did 2 hrs with her and convinced her for bareback for extra cash. No regrets at all, man she was an angel
>>684525970
I was getting my dick sucked and balls played with when this chick started rubbing the outside of my asshole. She asked me if i liked it and i was like, "umm, sure." Next thing I know, she's wearing a finger cot on her right index and holding a bottle of lube in the other. She asked, "you ready to get ass fucked?" I said, "well, no. I've never done that before."
"Then maybe no try nao. Maybe you no like. It costs extra."
"Oh, ok. Yeah, no."
Proceeded to fuck and leave. Candy and bottled water were had.
>>684527017
>>I don't have to prove anything to some pussy on 4chan
LOL, yet you posted to try to prove something. What a beta male tool box!
>>684520974
if you're at the point of paying for it, just go trick a fatty or an uggo into sucking your dick. Hell, you might not even have to trick them.
better to get free uggo than paid for prime choice. It's just a nut anyways.
>>684527854
personal preference I'd rather pay for a hottie than go for uggos/fatties. i've had a few that wanted to fuck me but i couldn't even get it up for them, they did nothing for me.
>>684526823
>men who need to pay for sex
You understand that people who pay for sex are largely rich and successful, right? Decent escorts ain't cheap.
It's not betas who can't get laid who are patronizing these girls, for the most part. It's businessmen who don't have time to date, or are married and just want a little extra on the side.
Paid sex isn't about just sex, it's about fulfilling a fantasy. It's about getting exactly what you want, how you want it, when you want it, from a girl who looks the way you want.
You can try to act like a Chad and claim you can get that without paying, but we all know you're full of shit. I don't doubt you could get sex, I don't doubt you could get hot girls. I do doubt you can get a girl who looks exactly the way you want, who will do everything you want at will.
You misunderstand the issue entirely.
>>684527126
damn im jealous
>>684520974
Some of my more memorable experiences:
Picked up this real quiet girl, nerdy looking, wearing glasses. She told me she was only doing this because she was trying to be a writer and wanted experiences.
I told her whatever floats you boat, and long story short, shot my load down her throat. She left coughing and choking, it was great.
Once I went to this Escort service and got this girl who acted all stuck up. It was funny she was takings airs with me because in the end I was the one fucking her doggy style and sweating scotch all over her.
Anyways she acting all that, won't do this, won't do that, blah, blah, blah....
A couple of months later she is out on the street with all the rest of the meth heads. She is still pretty fresh, and again long story short. I made her eat my ass out, after I reminded her about our last time we were together.
Made her cry, felt really good with myself, had KFC later!
I just call hookers when I'm bored, get shitfaced drunk with them, ask them to strip for me and thats it. I never fucked them cause for some reason, sex with hookers is not appealing to me.
the charge me like $100 for 12 hours
>>684520974
eh i've creampied probably about 8 or so in my life. being young, in shape, white 6ft tall with blue eyes helps.never got any disease. lucky i guess
>>684527126
fucking hell bro legendary. barebacking abigaile.
Sorry for bad English and no green text.
Got this address of hire-a-ho flat.
Went there in half vodka.
Found she pimp got only one that time, milf kind stuff.
Too drunk and horny to care.
In to the room undress her.
Undress me.
She start sucking.
Feels good.
Time for 69 first time.
Tasteless pussy, so I biet it.
She screams, but it's OK you are fucking ho.
She's irrited and want to done businesses.
Put condome on the sultaan.
But sultan didn't liked.
To the mouth again.
Sultan is on for game.
Put it on pussy.
Sultan scared again.
She start shouting and out of the room nude.
She pimp enters and calm n fix her to do business quietly.
But sultan is fucking sultan.
End up in mouth without condem.
After 30 mins cums.
Shes on tears n vomiting.
But sultan were happy n I realized I am alregic to condem.
Tried 4-5 times agin but as condem touches my dick it goes limp. Anyone other got this kind of problem?
>>684527017
Fuck you beta faggot.
>>684520974
It is better to be a virgin than a whore monger anon
>>684529259
I have that problem if I'm not 100% into the chick
>>684529232
Go to Europe. A bunch of Euro pornstars escort in Prague, Amsterdam, Budapest, London, and a few other cities. They usually charge a lot less than American pornstars. I've fucked a few for an average of 300.00 an hour or so.
Plus, in my experience, Euro pornstars are better looking, do more shit, and tend to be really sweet girls.
>>684529929
fuck i never want to set foot in london. Between prague, amsterdam, budapest which is the best to creampie some czech pornstar pussy?
>>684529604
Well without condem I can pump it like 35 to 40 mins straight maximum. But with condem shit gose shit.
>>684526823
you pay for it one way or another, anon
>>684530182
I've only ever done it with a condom, I'm too paranoid to do bareback, so I'm not sure about that.
Most of the girls will travel if you're willing to pay, so pick a city, I guess. Personally, Amsterdam is one of my favorite cities in the world. Really cool city, great people, great food, great bar scene, legal weed, plus the red light districts for when you just want a little quick fun and you don't want to bother getting an escort.
I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 20. Since then I've fucked about 10 girls from online dating and about 30+ more hookers.
I usually get my dick sucked without a condom by a girl with nice perky tits. it's the best in life
