tumblr cringe thread
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tumblr cringe thread
>>684517207
Bump cause I'm bored.
i have a shit ton, op, bout to dump
>>684519115
nice
THIS GAME BETTER THAN ALLAH
REALLY!
Spurdo spardo game....remember....
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
>>684518724
Fake troll or 12 year old
>>684518724
what?? this must be a joke
>>684519728
kill yourself
>>684519619
Post more kittens
>>684519640
>>684519844
It's satire you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so4dRQilhN8
>>684519581
black death is a plague on the planet
>>684519267
I cringed so hard I broke my tooth
Posting my all time favorite.
Also, prepare for a dump
>>684519768
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but there are real, actual people who are genuinely that fucking stupid.
>>684519267
Only if she sat on them
>>684521245
0/10 Middleschool level banter
>>684519581
I rate A+ for this project
>>684519581
Lol, that dumb nigger escaped his master and instead of hiding, he makes a powerpoint presentation.
>>684521477
> with Hitler as a headmate
What the flying fuck is a "headmate?"
>>684521031
close your fucking mouth
>>684521656
It's a pretend multiple personality for bored/stupid tumblrites
>>684521656
Im glad i dont know
>>684521656
Headmate is a made up tumblrina term for a pretend imaginary friend that they share there "brain" with. Basically they like to pretend to have mental disorders to be kewl.
>>684521605
No ammount of bleach can make me unsee that good fucking god
>>684521843
Drooping fat is all I take from this image. Like it's a blob just ready to blob off, gravity is not kind to large, blobby folk.
>>684518724
>minion profile picture
Shoot me.
Another one of my favorites.
>>684522384
This can't be true, it just can't
>>684522384
>squirrelkin are better than other kins.
And so it begins.
>>684522384
This chick killed her mom. No joke, she replaced her mom's heart medicine with a 'vegan alternative' and refused to attend the funeral. Fucking sickening.
>>684521820
Buckaroo, Library, Denim, Of, Orthopedic, Crisp, Floppy, Linoleum, Sacajawea, Ramen, Robot, Barbecue, Labradoodle, Nintendo, Christmas, A, June, Norway Ocean, Oklahoma, Jazz, Margaret, That, Bundt (what?), Index, Marmoset, Beef, Pirate, Twelve, Beige, Canada, Peanut, Lincoln, Bee, Kevin, Cardboard.
>>684522651
kek
>>684520164
You'd be suprised. Tumblr is a scary fucking place
>>684522674
fuck
>>684522909
Woah.....?
Trigger words. Not cool bro.
>>684522384
Another post from her
>>684521820
>Canada
>Twelve
>Floppy
I reap the future of mankind.
This sort of mental defect should be punishable.
>>684523995
nigga wut
>>684523911
Chekhov
>>684518724
I don't give a shit. This can't be real..
>>684521820
I think this post is actually a warning to choose what you want as you trigger word carefully.
Like a friendly reminder that there are so many out there don't limit yourself
Last one for now, because this one hit a little too close to home.
>>684519716
Women like this makes me want to kill myself
>>684524683
But none of us fucking tards are raping them...
Man if this hits close to home you need to move your home
this one is one of my all time favorites
>>684522909
You missed Orthopaedic. Its on there twice with a slightly different spelling. xD
>>684524999
>there is no difference between a jew and a pig to me
also checkem
>>684524999
>no difference between a jew and a pig
>kek'd
>>684524882
No buttfucking why that ham planet can do a six minute mile
>>684524931
Kek'd
>>684524999
well, what really is the difference between a jew and a pig?
>>684522674
Yup here it is
>>684524683
>#4chan raid
Every God damn time.
>>684524919
>sarcasm
Where's a good location anon? I could use a recommendation.
>>684521031
>Le Dark Memer
>>684525530
Holy shit. Did she get prosecuted? I would've fucking filed charges.
>>684524999
>there is no difference between a jew and a pig to me
>fuckn KEK
>>684525530
isnt that illegal and considered man slaughter?
>>684524683
>"raping women non-stop"
>Implying 4chan users get any pussy what-so-ever
>>684526157
no, since she identifies as a squirrel, and you can't prosecute a squirrel dumb-ass
>>684525633
I meant it in the more "hits close to home" home. But as far as I know, anywhere in North America is pretty good. Australia is shit
>>684526179
Well according to these weirdos rape can occur as a feeling in a woman without any physical contact whatsoever.
>>684524087
It always hurt to have ptsd and reading shit like this
>>684523549
>naturally gravitated
>>684521613
LOL
>>684526667
You'll love this one then.
Also, nice almost satan quads
>>684519619
MOAR
>>684525530
You know what really pisses me off the most about this, besides the matricide, is that she has the nerve to get angry at her mother for cooking meat in the house and describing it at as "my house". Bitch no. It's your mother's house where you lived for free.
>>684520786
No way is this real. I refuse to believe this is anything but a ruse
>>684519267
Can't just leave this out bra
>>684526590
This right here is absolute cancer. Fucking hell. Undertale was an outstanding game, and this is an insult.
>>684527051
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!!!
>>684521031
why would she assume he's cis? isn't that a little judgmental and sexist on her part? what a cunt
>>684527346
Absolutely.
>>684526826
That's just stupid. Whoever wrote this needs to be kicked in the face
>>684521235
>Do rape = bad guy
>Don't rape = bad guy
>WHAT DO?
>>684521416
is that dean blunt?
>>684519581
Nonono
It's the BLACK plague, retard.
>>684527645
Everytime i see this picture someone comments that exact same thing. Makes me wonder why none of the fuckin feminazis get it.
>>684527683
Here are your options:
You have no options
>>684519640
Actually, I think he's red on the inside.
The biggest cringe of them all from tumblr/funnyjunk
>>684528087
Oh shit whadduuup
>>684528087
funny how retards on this site appeal to this, only reason being ifunny crew decided to raid 4chan
>>684527346
its not an outstanding game you fucking faggot
>>684528177
back to tumblr
>>684525530
Raid?
>>684524999
>>684524931
VEGANS
>>684528219
inb4
>hey man undertale was "not that bad"
>>684521683
Behold the cancer to end all cancer
>>684519728
yes kill yourself
>>684517207
Just search for dd/lg
>>684517207
dumb tum.....blr
>>684528219
Oh look, someone who didn't play it or has a poor taste in games. It's fucking awesome. As if Douglas Adams himself wrote a choose your own adventure story. Soundtrack rocks. Writing is top notch. Characters are memorable and behave realistically. Game of the decade right there.
>>684521605
those marks on her stomach are actually the number of victims she ate. Ordinary people only get dots but the lines are the brave heros who fought against her and died. R.I.P
>>684528641
*you're
>>684527051
Top fucking kek
>>684521031
She reminds me a little of axelswife1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrON8x-Eq0
Take a gander at this gem
>>684528854
i played it you autist
animation was fucking shit
story line? shit
do you remember the fucking temmie shit? someone posts shit like that here he's a faggot
some of the fucking scenes were absolute aids
walking in a hallway for like 2 minutes? and the textures are literally identical? wtf is that shit
literally 0 struggles in the gameplay, the combait was aids and easy
Not exactly Tumblr, but it is by proxy.
I knew this girl who I was friendly with when we were around fourteen or fifteen, something like that, and she moved away to the Middle East somewhere (Northern Cyprus to be specific).
We didn't talk for quite a while, until one day she contacted me on Facebook, and we started talking again for a while.
She seemed different, but I wasn't sure how until my Facebook feed started getting flooded with shit like "Teach men not to rape" and general feminist retardation. The feminist nonsense stopped after I made a post saying that I'd be fine with it if it weren't implying that all men are rapists.
After a while, however, she posted something about veganism, saying that you can't care about animals and eat them at the same time. I responded to this post by saying that there were humane ways to kill animals, and that eating animals is a natural thing. She freaked out and said "Did you just say that killing animals is humane?"
I decided to double-down and said to her that it's the natural order and that nature must REALLY freak her out if she thinks it's cruelty to eat animals at all.
I was unfriended the next day, so that was pretty good.
I also remember her saying she was "pansexual" and mentioning the nonsensical wage gap. She also said that any female oppression where she was living for sure didn't have anything to do with it being a Muslim country despite it objectively being the case.
She was really nice and pretty goofy before she moved, and then she found the shitty side of Tumblr, and it kind of ruined her, frankly.
That is, thankfully, the only time I lost a friend due to difference in opinion.
>>684528510
Well, was the game worse or the fanbase?
>>684529141
Thought i was out of keks, but i just found another.
>>684520794
well...
she isn't wrong?
>>684529141
You see posts like these make me feel as if its faggots like you guys that post stupid shit like this to rile up the other fags
>>684529141
I refuse to believe this isn't a troll.
>>684527346
This. The game was great, but my dear god the fanbase is nothing but cancer.
>>684529219
Good story 5/5
>>684528087
Oh shit waddup
>>684528177
>>684522651
10/10
>>684520941
I swear they use PTSD like its water not even knowing what it really means
Does Tumblr have anything of value besides using retards for entertainment value or observation?
>>684528854
>game of the decade
have you played any game ever? undertale is a pretty good game but fucking hell its nowhere near game of the decade
>>684529214
>Combat was easy
I beg to differ.
>>684523911
here in south africa we call the dindus 'floppys'
>>684529812
/thread
>>684522834
again, biology is a science and is therefore inherently a social construct. to misunderstand this is to misunderstand the core of science, which quickly loses you the high ground (which you still have, I might add).
Better to analyze the views who disagree and figure out what they're wrong and right about than to needlessly reject the entire thing based upon flawed pre-Kuhnian intellectual notions
>>684529550
But those likes aren't. That's what's kind of scary here.
I use tumblr everyonce in a while, it has good porn, interesting post and nice images, but I have never seen any of this kind of posts in there, i can not believe how stupid these people are, how cam they think that way? I feel sorry for them.
I am afraid for the future generations, what would my son or daughter ecounter? I cant even imagine.
>>684524999
I'm proud of you
>>684527051
Can't stop laughing
>>684529990
>i beg to disagree
>i beg to differ
PICK ONE
>>684521683
>chose to be straight
>>684524999
respect for you
>>684530105
Same. When I was on it I never saw posts this bad.
>>684520794
I'm not reading all that, but by the first line of the first paragraph, they seem to think that anything humans do is a social construct.
That means literally everything you do is a social construct and therefore, according to you, not worth doing.
Fuck my life into pieces.
>>684529823
Beats witcher 3 imo. I have to go back to portal 2, bioshock 1, super mario galaxy, and Ocarina of Time to match or outdo it.
>>684524683
>calling 4chan users fat
>this is why we need feminism and fat acceptance
Wild
>>684519716
>equalitarianism
>>684520794
What the fuck isn't a social construct anymore to these faggots?
>>684522102
lost, i give up
>>684517207
some OC stuff i found a while ago
only shared in like one other thread
>>684530293
I choose the text and not the filename then
>>684524882
This is a whole other level of autism.
Child services should take that kid away.
>>684528219
Faggot here can't differentiate a fanbase and the actual game.
Literally kill yourself, you incompetent cuck.
>>684524999
>No difference between a Jew and a pig
>THAT much (unintentional) racism would make /pol/ blush and cum buckets
How trayf.
>>684524999
>there is no difference between a jew and a pig to me
You and me both sister
>>684521683
>Implying you can choose sexuality
>Implying you can choose whether or not you're a tranny
>Implying it's not all neurological disorders that can't be cured/forced
>>684529563
Nah. Just an unusualy high level. On par with the mlp fanbase but still not as bad as sonic
>>684529141
the world is subjective.
everything we see about the world is through the blurry lens of experience and sensation.
it is impossible to draw any objective notions of the real world.
ergo, what could evidence possibly mean
>>684524999
Kekd and czeched
>>684530931
Okay, I will give you that it's not as bad as Sonic.
At least the porn for Undertale is relatively not shit.
You will not survive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w9t0vJKBQ8
>>684524999
>there is no difference between a jew and a pig to me
Since when did /pol/ get a Facebook account?
>>684531018
Some people are genetically predisposed to being full of shit
>>684531231
It has really white teeth.
>>684530776
>Jews
>A race
I agree though, that much bigotry would make even /pol/ smash that like button.
Reading all this especially the Undertale one gave me "PTSD"
#tumblrlogic
>>684529448
Yes she is.
Science is not a social construct.
Science is an explanation on how reality works. Regardless of who does it and where. 2+2=4 F=MA and OP is always a faggot.
>>684531018
Except all research says the exact opposite.
>>684519619
Who is this qt?
Dumping
>>684520786
She's right, isn't cringe. If someone says they're a feminist, but support the raping and killing of other females for pleasure, they contradict what they claim to stand for. How's that hard to understand?
>>684525530
Nigga now I'm angry
>>684531231
I ain't watching that shit nigga.
>>684529141
Didnt know this was a YLYL thread
>>684531231
>watches for 20 seconds
>fuck that
>>684531646
>>684531131
That would be due to its slight furry appeal.
Furries are all over any quality content with just the slightest hint of anthropomorphic characters.
>>684531810
>>684521820
>Any word can be a trigger
Therefore any words spoken by a woman that arent "Yes Master" trigger me. So all women need to not speak ever again.
>>684519716
>equalitariansm
Its egalititarianism you dumb fuck. Also, as an egalitarian all I can say is fuck this chick
>>684531948
>>684531695
Good I nearly died yo
>>684521031
What a qt
>>684518724
Obvious troll is obvious
>>684521104
>who needs actual proof when you have anecdotal "evidence"
>>684526957
Fucking this.
She looks there to be my age, around eighteen or so. Like how can you be this fucking retarded and self-entitled at that age, to think that your parents and the world owe you some sort of fucking favour.
>>684532061
>>684524931
Wow just outright said, black people are equal to cattle and farm animals.
>>684532471
>>684519267
Jesus more like if she tried to do that, a man would retaliate and end up killing her or her crying and running away screaming "RAPE"
>>684525530
Yeah I actaully know this chick is trolling
>>684532581
>>684525530
Tell me that her Tumblr was used as evidence in her murder case....
>>684519115
I FUCKING LOVE APPLES TO APPLES
>>684519115
Im a bit hungover and that almost made me throw up
>>684532412
read anonymousconservative's blog posts on narcissists.
>>684529448
she's a fanatic. Of course philosophically everything remotely human can be considered a "social construct". But science must me one of the less biased human activities, believing that it is "incredibly problematic" is retarded.
this thread
>>684521605
looks like she fell asleep on a raccoon and it tried to claw it's way out.
sleep tight cooner
>>684519619
I am horny now
>>684532661
>>684532836
>>684532886
>>684532944
i can sleep well knowing tumblr whales will die of cardiac arrest at an early age
>>684520794
hey guys guess what eating is a fucking social construct
but ohh no i need to eat or ill get thin privilege... shit...
>>684527683
well, if you're about to rape a woman and she's actually a trans, carry on : it's a flattery.
>>684532471
Actually chuckled at this poor persons luck
>>684520449
#ableism don't make tards upset guys they're just a little slower than others
>>684531231
Literally anyone can make up shitty unfunny Harry Potter names, as shown below.
Harry Potter, dude, the Sorcerer's Stoned
Harry Potter and the Secret Sex Dungeon
Harry Potter and the Sub in Said Dungeon
Harry Potter and the Jew-burning Cup
Harry Potter and the Orders from Mein Furher
Harry Potter and the Race Traiting Coal Burner
Harry Potter and the Hollow Bleach Bottle
>>684533058
>>684520794
i have never seen degeneracy so pure
>>684533287
>>684519115
that is unreal! tytytyty
>>684530293
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+beg+to+differ
>>684519267
yea, if she was rolling twoards the town from down a very steep hill.
>>684533364
>>684521104
didn't know this was ylyl
really though fuck my life.. my father was arrested because of false rape charges a few months ago and because of lack of evidence got let out after a few months but now his life is shit
registered sex offender
has to see police officers every week
can't get driven around in the same car more than 6 times without letting police know
has to get the name age and address of any minors he talks to
shit actually fucking ruined any hope for him to have a normal life again.
>>684520786
I have to believe she means both vegans ánd feminists are cunts and just phrased it a bit weird.
Cause if not, humanity is doomed
>>684532661
>Thin Privilege
I'm getting sick of this shit.
I'm fat, but that's my fault, and I shouldn't expect the world to accept me being unhealthy, because that's what it is objectively speaking; unhealthy.
Being shamed for something shame-worthy is not a matter of a lack of privilege, it's a matter of you needing to fix your shit.
>>684524441
underrated post, and one of the only ones in the thread that I am 100% certain is not fake or satire in any way
>>684522834
this is actually what gender studies actually say. Whatever.
>>684533701
Jesus fuck, I'm sorry that shit happened.
Welcome to the new world, I suppose.
All we can do now is try to contribute to any cultural "uprising" we can, for lack of a better term.
>>684533851
this was 2007 after all. everything waas unironic unless it was from 4chan or dramtica.
>>684522834
So this is their pitiful attempt at fixing the fallacy in their argument?
Either gender is a social construct or people aren't born in the wrong body, choose hun
>>684522834
Biology is a social construct
ok
ok
yeah
no
that's fine, just believe whatever you want
you stupid fucking cunt
At this rate, I want an Islamic take over just so these fuckers are wiped off the planet.
>>684524882
i cringed merely reading the title
>>684525530
this better be a joke because now I'm triggered
>>684532602
I want to believe you so badly.
>>684533580
Didn't that girl go back to being cis after removing all of her shit from yt/tumblr?
>>684534116
I mean, technically, gender dysphoria is a neurological disorder, wherein a certain gland or something is the same size as it would be in the opposite sex. It's larger in males and smaller in females, so if you're a man with gender dysphoria, it would be smaller, causing you to genuinely believe you're a woman.
It's just so funny that they still argue against this shit that we already KNOW is true.
>>684520923
I dont doubt it but chances are that was probably a 9-12 year olds
>>684531647
Because humans are quite different from other animals, and even if you do believe we're similar, animals still kill other animals for food.
It
Is
Nature
>>684534566
AHAHAHAHA I FOUND IT.
>>684525530
i think this is either fake or she is the definition of a psychopath...
>>684532944
Great moments in solidarity
>>684524087
>triggered my PTSD
it's like these mentally retarded fucks don't even understand what they are saying at this point
>>684520794
She kinda isn't wrong
>>684525530
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/
Not sure what to make of this.
>>684523549
>Naturally gravitated towards the nuts section
I thougt all tumbler chicks hated men
>>684532944
Now THIS is multiculturalism done correctly.
>>684533941
https://www.change.org/p/universities-suspend-social-justice-in-universities
>>684535371
Kek
