How did you discover 4chan /b/? >three years ago >girl
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How did you discover 4chan /b/?
>three years ago
>girl in my class says her nudes were spread around the Internet by hackers
>mentions a website called 4chan
>after school I google 4chan
>it's blocked On my internet
>spend an hour watching a YouTube video telling me how to get around blocked webpages
>enter 4chan
>google how 4chan works because I'm a fucking normie
>I don't remember which board I went on but the first thread has the glorious image I was looking for, best fap of my life
Gif is unrelated
>>684511126
I did not discover 4chan,
4chan discovered me.
browsed Alexa's top ranking sites
I followed the memes
>>684511269
this is my hole it was made for me
>>684511126
good choice for fap material, anon.
>>684511738
tfw you cant smell your own cum
>>684511126
>2007
>be 16
>friend shows randomgreentextlolstory.jpg
>follow the bread crums
>end up on /b/
>never looked back
>>684511126
Follow up story
>the image was cp because she was 17
>her parents were rich and her dad was a lawyer
>took the guy who reserved the image to court
>I'm not sure how the picture got to 4chan but then again everything comes through here eventually
>she wins legal battle and dude gets 3 weeks in juvinal and registered as a second offender
>he gets kicked out of school and I haven't seen him since
>cut to 3 months later and she is in class crying again
>she sent another guy nudes and when she threatened to sue him for not deleting them he posted them on her Facebook wall
>then when she went to her parents about it they accentually disowned her.
>>684512637
What a Good choice you made oldfag
i hate everythings video
>>684511126
Pay Debts !
>>684512790
Sex offender*
Kinda shitty story, but anyways;
>around 2 years ago
>faggot reddit "friends" bashing 4chan
>they say stuff about anonymous and how shit the website is
>"bla bla bla reddit is superiour bla bla bla"
>never really went on internet
>went on my dad's computer because I never had one of my own
>looked up 4chan on good ol' google
>go to /b/ just to see if faggot reddit "friends" were right about it
>stumble apon a cool thread
>saw porn on internet for first time
>went on here everyday for the following weeks
>I kinda liked it here
>never told reddit "friends" I went on /b/
>my relation with them faded as i had no time for those fagglors
>skip a few years
>typing gay shit on a thread about how I got here
fin.
>>684511126
this was fun ;)
>heard some faggot called moot won a time magazine award or something
>got here
>2007 found /k/
>Eventually explored other boards and found this shithole.
>never left
>here forever
End my suffering mods.
>>684513972
*triggered*
oh boy
>be in computer class
>high school
>ten years ago
>its 2006 (haha holy shit where has the time gone)
>browsing pearl drummer forums
>funny picture thread
>someone says most pics are from 4chan
>i go to 4chan and end up on /b/ in computer class
>me and my buddies laugh at the shit on the website
>browse at home
>here forever
someone talked about /b/ near me
>be me
>13
>last months me and my mates are feeling edgy
>Tyrone the token black kid tells us about the most edgy place on the Internet
>log into 4chan
>spam the naked funny banana xD
>jerk my 1 inch wonder to a trap thread and then start a furry thread
>I've been here for weeks XD old fag alert am I rite?!
>Posting on runescape botting forum, PowerBo
>Reads rules
>No 4chan links
>googles 4chan
>>684511126
cringe as fuck
>>684511277
underrated post
>>684516872
Explain?
Fappening
>be 2007
>be 17 y/o
>binge reading real life comics
>lol this so wacky
>one comic mentions 4chan and how it ruins lives
>what is a 4chan?
>oh i like animu and mango, imma check this /a/ board
>gurren lagann spoiler: death of kamina
>just started watching gurren lagann a week before that
>FFUUUUUUUUUU-
That's the first time 4chan ruined something for me.
>few weeks after that event
>discover /b/
>this is some fucked up shit
>i like this
>mfw i've been visiting 4chan since i was 17 and i'm 26 now
>mfw /b/ is shittier than ever
>>684511126
Show pic
Came here in 2014, about the first week of july after reading about how sjws got fucked over for trying to bad mouth 4chan. Tumblr images were spread about taking over 4chan, and i thought it was the funniest shit i have ever read. Became a btard and lurked around seeing videos of internet aristocrat and thunderfoot. I have to say im pissed that a bunch of 4channers from /b/ and /pol/ were banned because of moot being a cuck, but its always been the cesspit of shit that i wanted in my life.
![70209_jens_fckt_sie_alle-medium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JR5ubhU.jpg "70209_jens_fckt_sie_alle-medium[1].jpg")
>2008 or something
>was hanging around on some kraut sites that i found funny back then
>more and more stuff was stolen from 4chan and replaced the OC, everyone complained
>all of 4chans trash reached us, which means back then mostly pedobear and shit
>get annoyed by it, don't think anything is funnier than our good kraut shit
>eventually decide to visit 4chan to see what all the fuzz is about
>confused by the startpage, seems to be only some hobby stuff and porn, but nothing that leads me to ne ominous meme factory
>get back to my german keller-humour website
>one year later, krautsite has gone to shit
>only the stalest of 4chan stuff is gettin reposted
>need to fill the void
>get back to 4chan, figure out that /b/ is where to start
>hang around there, first disgusted, eventually get into it
>stays like this for a couple of years
>/b/ mostly consists of the same old stale shit
>the way it has always been
>only use it for porn anymore
>something made me post in this thread
>might as well
>pic related, krautshit from 2007
>>684517131
I lost it when I upgraded my pc, you're not missing much, she was fat.
like 2008 or 2009, a guy at high school posted somebody's info on /b/ and was bragging about it. I sort of lurked /b/ off and on, then university I started going on other boards, /int/, then when /pol/ came out I'd go on /pol/
Now I mostly go on /out/, /sp/, /biz/ and /his/
>>684511126
well, at first I discovered 9fag and then I was curious wtf is 4chan, visited and stayed, left 9fag (regular since 2011)
My friend and I was on Skype, he shared screens and looked through a rekt thread. It was a pretty decent one too. Plenty of gore and violent deaths. I was then sent the link to check it all out for myself and found myself in this shit hole.
it's honestly been so long I can't remember, I think I came here from newgrounds back in like 2009 or 2010 I want to say
>>684517951
>calling 9gag 9fag
are you twelve by any chance?
>>684518188
fuck off, i'm 13
>>684512790
Can we see the damn image
>>684518136
Oh man, anybody here used to remember "nostalgia tiem" on /x/ back in like 2011, that was some fun sh*t
And remember when we hooked up with North Korea TV and we watched the propaganda that they watched
>>684511126
well this girl is from MFC which you would know if you weren't a faggot.
>be me so many years ago
>visit anonIB on a regular basis, forgot how exactly I ended up there
>I remember threads about dotchan, of course they are mentioning 4chan
>visited 4chan ever since
i read an articel that a emo girl killed herself because of 4chan trolling her.
>>684518551
>gif unrelated
Can you read dipshit?
> be me
> be normie
> browse cancerous websites like imgur
> faggots are reposting greentexts
> literally spend hours searching greentexts and reading them
> I'm not sure if 4chan's worth the visit
> a /b/tard friend of mine shows me some threads
> and now I'm fucking bound there
>2003
and still i have a career, i guess 4chan wasn’t that bad influence back then OR maybe we weren’t that retard as kids today, who knows
>2009
>at friends house & he's browsing /b/
>browse on my own time out of curiousity
>browse on and off 2009 - present day
>>684518297
>regular since 2011
>i'm 13
13 - 5 = ....
>be edgy
>be in 8th grade
>(im in my freshman year)
>newfag
>heard about some old glory tales like the Waterproof Iphone shit
>hear about the wonders of /b/
>google 4chan
>visit /b/
>8th grade me is fucking astonished at the internet porn and weird naked bananas
>havent stopped browsing since.
Discover? Nigger I was here when it started all you fucking newfag kids gtfo.
>4 or 5 years ago, talking about it with a very nolife friend who lurks everything
>tell him I'm going to try 4chan
>friend tells me "don't go there, you're gonna die"
>Mkay,
>few years later (2?) I lurk hugelol, racist n stuff 9gag-like website, most of the good content was from /b/
>hugelol gets split between hugelol and hiddenlol, the good stuff was supposed to go on hiddenlol, but both went to shit.
>told myself "meh, I'll go directly on 4chan".
>Loved it, lurking for almost 3 years.
> be 7 years ago
> be underage fag starting high school
> hear about 4chan
> go on once or twice because why not
> thought it was dumb and then stopped
> Summer of 2010 rolls by
> See the infamous Kerligirl13 (Jessi Slaughter) video
> hear that 4chan is fucking with her
> decided to get in on the fun because I'm a piece of shit
> popped a glock in my mouth and made a brain slushy
> /b/ on here ever since.
I kinda miss participating in those raids in the early decade. I learned a lot about basic shell scripting and other misc details about website management from the large amounts of DDOS attacks that were "allegedly" pulled from here.
A buddy of mine linked me here to join in on the Habbo hotel raids sometime in 2006.
Found the page open on a computer at my first summer job back in 2005.. old guys +50 who works there
Knew this kid named Moot or some shit like that. Told me it was full of faggots, still here years later
>>684519694
4chan was built for weeaboos, the faggots came later.
>>684517106
same, been looking for c.p. ever since, never found nuffink.
Whenever this was made us how I found it
>>684511126
I came here in 2007 from ytmnd. I rarely come to /b/ anymore though. It's a bit less personal now and too little non-porn.
>>684514731
Ketopus
>Don't really remember how I found out about it
>This was 2002
>Been browsing ever since.
>33 year old normie now
>>684520467
>2002
>u w0t m8?
>>684511126
Someone sent me a link to a funny on ebaumsworld.
Had reference to the chive. Tried it, came back.
Discovered jailbat on ebaums.
Eventually had a reference to 7chan in some JB gallery.
Eventually saw enough references to 4chan to try it.
Full of fucking cats. Left.
Eventually came back for cats, on occassion. And other funnies.
And porn.
Stayed for the snark for a while.
Now I just visit every few days to jerk off to traps. Then I go about my "merry way".
>> tfw pun intended
>>684511126
Friend told me about it in 2006
>be me
>about 17 at the time and heard about 4chan's \b >section from some prick on youtube.
>Me being adventurous decide to see what its >all about
>go to 4chan and open \b section up to be >greeted by the head of a decapitated woman >on a wooden board, and the rest of \b getting >spammed with gore threads for an entire >week. I wasn't the same after that
Google searched, gayest website ever
>>684520709
This is a terrible picture and you should be embarassed for posting it. Please save a copy of it and tell google or whatever to email it to you in five years.
Used to browse during computer class in high school, back in early 00s. Left for awhile, came back around six or seven years ago.
>be 2006
>be smoking pot with friends
>tell me about 4chan, some weird site they found out about through tom greens 's terrible call in show
>something about starfox
doabarrellroll.jpeg
>hop on
>wtf is this
>some black dude telling me the pools closed
>naked teenagers
>lulz for the sake of lulz
>gore
iamhome.gif
>be current day
>i hate all of you
>and your shitty bananas
>but somehow, I still can't leave
>miss the days when /b/ was good
/b/ was never good.avi
pissinginanoceanofpiss.png
>Etc
>>684520467
This guy must be the oldest old fag ever
>tfe that's actually m00t
Like 2006. Friend who told me treated it like fight club
>be me
>me and my anime fanboy club do to much physical interaction
>start website to discuss gay weeb shit
>goes well
>new boards added
>a lot of porn now
>oh god
>what have I done
>what the fuck is furry?
>disgusting
>sell the website to japs
>>684511126
>2008
>Get bored
>Start looking for stupid shit and porn
>Find 4chan
>Find /b/
We're here forever
Found it through Encyclopedia Dramatica in 2006
>be 14
>brother shamelessly browsing 4chan
>start browsing myself
23 now
