this nigger is about to charge and rape you
you have 3 seconds to react
what do?
>>684504928
draw my gun and shoot him
>>684504928
My superior skin will grant me immunity from nigger cock
start running, I'm a runner, and this nigger is going to get tired way before I will, after he is exhausted, gasping for air, I'll enter him.
>>684504928
>3 secs
you wouldn't have time to do shit.
>>684504928
draw my gun and shoot him between the eyes
Sigh in relief as he lunges at the half eaten banana i just threw on the floor
>>684504928
>>684504928
I'm pregnant
>>684504928
Pull out my katana and slice him up, then tip my fedora.
>>684504928
throw some chicken away, run while he is eating
I'd beat the shit out of him as I'm one bad fucker
Yell "Opposite day" and then rape him instead.
>>684504928
Get a cop to shoot a black kid
>>684504928
Pull out my pocket knife and stab his ass.
>inb4 /k/ tries to shoot him
Say he owes child support.
>>684504928
DODGE!
Spread my buttcheecks
>>684505303
this deserves more attention. great post anon kek
>>684505239
Great, just give him a hand out why don't ya?
>>684505705
is namek black?
Throw him a basketball
stand my ground
nigger will probably gas before he reaches me
>>684504928
3 seconds? what the fuck am i? fucking 90 years old and drunk? motherfucker i would reacht in 0.0000000000003 seconds
Lube up
>>684506045
Actuyalyly, Akira Toriyama said Piccolo is the equivalent of Goku's 'black friend.'
>thatsmyfetish.gif
>>684506739
You are the very first person to pretty mush say what I knew to be true. I've asked /b/ like 100 times over the years.
>>684504928
.38 revolver sitting next to me so my odds aren't bad. Shotgun is more than three seconds away and in the wrong direction unless he charges through walls.
>>684505519
Underrated post
>>684504928
drop my pants and bite the pillow
pull my pants down
Spread ass
this body is ready for his bbc
>>684504928
Drop pants,
Lube up,
tell him suit up
Shoot him with the gun I bought from that Zimmerman fellow
Point to the distance and yell "Free fried chicken!"
Then run.
Scare him, what's the best way?
I'm thinking about yelling I FOUND YOU A JOB COME WITH ME
>>684504928
Apply spit to my anus and bend over.
>>684504928
i cant legally carry a gun unfortunately so i stab him
>>684504928
bend over and ready my anus
>>684504928
prepare my anus
>>684505303
nice work
Throw a bottle of steroids and watch him take the bait.
He's huge. Obvious answer is to cut a lot of corners until he inevitably gets tired before me. Too bad he's not one of those guys who skips leg day or I'd just say to break his knees.
>>684504928
Throw him a job application and paternity results.
>>684508994
sorry to break it to you but you will tire out before him
hes a football player he trains in running
Run away. I'm The Flash.
Or just punch his head off. I'm The Flash.
>>684509068
He can't read
Wait to the last second to roll to the side
Does he train in not getting stabbed in the dick? Because if he's charging at me trying to rape me he's getting stabbed in the dick.
>>684505179
3 seconds is a long time in combat. I wouldn't have trouble until that time was cut to under a second assuming I need to stand up.
Crucify
>>684508485
he didn't make it you fucking retard
>>684506739
Popo was too black to be Goku's friend.
>>684504928
Im okay with it
>>684507831
Underrated post
Dodge roll his ass and backstab him with my uchi
>>684509169
Oh yeah, so he's going to lug around an extra 100-150 pounds and keep up in speed and distance? There's a reason you don't see any hulks in foot races.
>>684509924
Popo wasn't anyone's friend.
Sadistic little fucker.
>>684504928
Get on my knees with my mouth open
>>684510215
youre going to stab him with a Japanese chefs knife
>>684509872
he didn't, but who ever did, did a good job you fucking retard. its just like saying nice picture. dumbass
>>684510343
no but hes definetly going to outrun you for the short amount of time it will take to tackle your ass
he literally gets millions of dollars a day to run and tackle people
youre just a kid on 4chan
I roll dubs
>get
>>684504928
Throw a Newport in the other direction
>>684509204
Ok, throw him work boots.
>>684510493
not exactly that hard, just quickly whipped this up
After dem roids I'd b suprised if he even had a dick
>>684513461
look at his pants again anon
>>684513106
it looks like SHIT
>>684513621
>just quickly whipped this up
Point behind him and say "Is that a cop?!" and watch him run right past me and into the distance
>>684504928
Shit as much as I can. I dont want to get shit on his dick and piss him off.
>>684504928
Light stretches
kick knees
>>684504928
Let him, it's my duty as a white male
>>684504928
Throw KFC.
>>684504928
Find lube
>>684504928
Pull out a job application as a shield, those things have +9 nig aversion. He will run the other way.
>>684513811
i bet i hurt your feelings huh, it looks AWFUL!
>>684504928
That's some kato ken times 10 shit
Offer him welfare
Im so foking druck sooo waaths up?
1. Put Atropine injection in leg
2. Crush vial of Sarin on the grass
3. Watch Marcellus die and jerk off on his foam covered corpse
>>684504928
put on my prettiest dress and ask him to be gentle
>>684505303
Saving this
