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Okay /b/ help me make a sammich'

Roll and call an ingredient, any ingredient with trips goes in it.

I'll stop and eat it when I get 4 ingredients.

I'm hoping for steak, cheese, pickles and garlic mayo...

I'll leave it to you guys.
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cum
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>>684504367
Has to be in the pic lol
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>>684504367
roll
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wood
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>>684504367
roll
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>>684504280
First thing you need to do is clean that fucking flattop.
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>>684504421
you're on 4chan, son. get used to it.
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>>684504505
I'm not putting cum in it, has to be an ingredient from the pic
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The banana peel. Not the banana
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>>684504611
Cum
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>>684504280

Eat the plate
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>>684504280
cum
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The plastic sandwich slices bag
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>>684504280
rip one of the wall tiles off and crush it into a powder.
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rawlin for raw steak
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>>684504671
Rolling for this
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>>684504929
reroll
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Piss
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The lid of the whey protein
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>>684504280
rollin for cum
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Pickle juice
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>>684505047
this
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glass from the pickle jar
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>>684504280

Hold your face on the burner with it turned on to max.
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>>684504280
Trips is gonna take forever fsggot


Whey protein though
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>>684504611
If you want that your looking at singles faggot. Trips is too expensive for your bullshit. Also cum
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apple
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Do we have to get dubs or what? Be more specific, faggot
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Spurdo Spardo game
play it. PLZ!!!!!111
it's better than sex with thousands men!!!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
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whole jar of marmite
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Garlic
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hot sauce, all of it
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Cum
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Eat the cookie box
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>>684505424
Oh shit ignore me my bad
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>>684505494
reroll
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>>684505424
>Roll and call an ingredient, any ingredient with trips goes in it.
faggot
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>>684505424
>any ingredient with trips goes in it.

>any ingredient with trips goes in it.

Learn to read, faggot
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Freshly fapped dog semen.
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>>684504280
Pubes
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Red hot
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The plastic bottle of mustard
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>>684505494
He's a dirty ass aussie??
Also cum
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>>684504280
noodles
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>>684505664
Smash a tile off the wall
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>>684505753
roll
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the whole apple, don't even chop that shit
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>>684504280
Make a bread sandwich
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Salad cream
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>>684504280
banana peel
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make it dubs OP. it's 1/100 chance while threads usually have like 250-300 posts max. also rolling for hot sauce
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>>684505841
>>684505753
roll
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4 cheese sandwich slices
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Apple core
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raw steak
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>>684505954
this
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>>684504280
Trips for one ingredient. Enjoy not eating your sandwich today. The chance of 3 fags getting trips in your thread is not likely.

>rolling for banana
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Whey
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banana peel no banana tho just peel
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The entire steak uncooked
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>>684506041
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>>684504835
Roll
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banana peel
OP should settle for dubs
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whey nigger
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>>684506001
>off by one
reroll
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order a pizza instead.
then cum on it
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wrapper to the cookies
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>>684506088
>>684506122
Dubs is the way to go. Rolling for Apple core
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cum
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>>684506192
agreed
also cum
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A piece of dog shit
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more bread
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pee on cheese
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>>684506082
It's better than dubs, since they occur too often. Phaggot OP should ha e just made it a double digit number, like 69
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>>684506088
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>>684506417
Reroll
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raw steak
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rolling for literally none of it because OP doesnt deserve a sandwich for this gay thread
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>>684506394
roll
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>>684506122
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moar bread
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the basket in the bottom right corner. You better fucking take a bite
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apple
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>>684506583
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Marmite
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>>684506609
reroll
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Cooked ramen noodles
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more
bread
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>>684504367
Roll
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The tomato can. Not the tomatoes, just the can
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rolling for bottle cap
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Air
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>>684506708
roll
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>>684506609
reroll again
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>>684506847
reroll
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>>684504280
Apple core
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>>684506448
chance of trips and a specific double digit number is the same man
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>>684506889
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Cum.
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>>684504280
Break off the switchplate attatched to the wall. That will be a start.
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whey
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The wrapping paper of jacobs cookies
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Put in the whey protein
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>>684504280
steak, raw.
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The juice in the pear can
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>>684506448
I've seen a few threads with multiple trips

>Rolling for the kiddy yogurt
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banana with skin
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>>684504280

You cannot cook the steak if it goes on the sandwich.
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>>684507238
Reroll
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cumm
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>>684504280
your own ejaculate
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>>684507377
I know, I'll just slice it up and fry it quickly, only takes a couple of minutes
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>>684504280
Steak
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>>684504280
>>684504421
one of the wall tiles.
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Obligatory cum

That shit with the gook writing on it.
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>>684507668
one off...
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>>684504280
Raw steak
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>>684507523
Thats cooking it faggot. Last time I checked frying food is cooking. has to be COMPLETELY raw, just as shown in the picture. If it was already cooked then yes but ur gay.
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888 get

raw rice
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>>684507523
i dont think you understood the instruction.
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>>684507687
That's Furikake rice seasoning
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Dip the bread in pickle juice
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>>684504280
Whey
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>>684504280
take these off the cans and put them on the sandwich
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>>684504280
Mustard
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>>684508156
rerol
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A teabag

Don't fucking bother telling us you don't have teabags in m9
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marmite
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>>684504367
this
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>>684508036
this
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COOK THE MEAT
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>>684504367
Roll
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>>684508036
this
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>>684504280
Hot sauce
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>>684508291
REROLL 1
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>>684508291
REROLL TWO
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>>684508291
THIRD TIME IS THE MEAT, BRUVS
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>>684507225
reroll
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>>684504280
Banana a peanut bitty
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banana peel
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>>684504280
you can slice up that steak into chunks and cook it with some onions salt n pepper and put some of those sandwich slices along with that taco sauce to make a torta. inb4 mexifag
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>>684507668
reroll
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>>684504280
Marmite
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>>684508555
banana, whole.
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Raw meat
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>>684508291
now i leave the thread
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>>684504280
Shit
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all the seeds from the apple crushed up
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Spinach
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fry the mustard and inhale the gas
if trips this >>684508036
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>>684504280
Whey
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wood
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wall tiles
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>>684508291
roll
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Well it looks like ops gonna end up starving to death.
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>>684508664
roll
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cook the banana and add it
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>>684508570
roll
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uncooked meat
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>>684504280
Banana
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Pears
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R A W M E A T
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M
E
A
T
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protien
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>>684504280
Put the entire jar of marmite in it.
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>>684509555
pears it is....
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>>684506239
roll
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>>684510012
roll
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>>684509555
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>>684510012
please
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>>684507067
this
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Protein.
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Cookies
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two scoops of whey you tremendous faggot
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Whole bottle of franks
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>salad cream
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>>684510581
this
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the entire piece of raw meat
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Rolling for garlic. Your welcome op.
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2 scoops of whey protein
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Raw Steak
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>>684510581
Whole bottle of Frank's. Mix it in a bowl with the protein powder until it becomes a paste. Spread this over of the the bread sliced in a nice thick layer.
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Chili sauce in the middle and then "build a wall" around it with white power mayo
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>>684510581
rolling for this
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>>684510769
this
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>>684510685
roll
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>>684510759
Roll
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>>684510759
Rolling
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>>684510759
Rollerino
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The little pumpkin
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>>684510759
Spinning
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>>684510759
Rolllllll
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Pour out all the franks and add the container
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>>684510769
rollerino
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Poop
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>>684510759
Fuck cmon do this rollll
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cookies please
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>>684504280
I want you to open the pears.
>Poor some juice from the pears into a cup or mug.
>Mix in 2 tbsp of Franks red hot
>Mix in some of that garlic sauce.

After the sauce is made, slather it on the steak.
Let it sit for a few minutes, then fry that fucker up. Cook until rare. Put sauce on bread, put steak on bread.
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>>684511114
ROLL
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>>684504280
pizza
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The fridge
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>>684511114
so close.
rolling for raw meat
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mustard
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>>684504280
da fuck is salad cream :\
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Put the plate on the sandwich
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>>684510759
Keep rolling Rollin rollin
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>>684511214
roll
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Whey protein
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>>684511198
Pears are already open and on it>>684510346
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>>684510759
Trying again
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>>684511001
so close
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Whey faggot! Trips get ez
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>>684510759
Rolling for this as well
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steak
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Break pickle jar, add broken glass
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>>684510759
This should taste good
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The small pink and yellow thing behind the steak
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>>684511402
roll
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>>684504280
tap water
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>>684510759
Do this or ur a faggot
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>>684511271
Rolling
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>>684511305
Good, first step is done.
But the second just needs the juice from the pears.
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>>684511444
WINRAR
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>>684511444
winrar
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>>684511240
roll
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>>684511444
Shit nigger.
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Pink and yellow containerr
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>>684511444
Waste of trips, I'm not doing that
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>>684510759
Roll
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>>684511444
>glass sandwich
OP is too much of a pussy to do it anyway,
rolling for raw meat
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>>684511444
Winnedrar
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cum
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>>684511592
Behind the steak
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Throw it all away.

Eat the banana. Peel and all.
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>>684510759
roll
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>>684510759
Rollllllll
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>>684511610
OP is faggot again
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OP is a fag
abandon thread
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>>684511444
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2 scoops of protein powder
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Op change it to dubs u faggot
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>>684511610
An hero faggot bitch
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>>684511240
Rollin
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>>684511114
so close
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Pickle jar and pears on the stovetop on high for 10 minutes,raw steak, boiling marmite, all of the whey, and soggy bread
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the cookies
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>>684511708
If I was going to be a faggot I'd just pretend to do it. I'll genuinely eat any concoction I get from this, but I'm not doing dumb shit like broken glass and plastic.
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raw meat
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a whole apple
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>>684511977
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>>684511934
Shit in the bread and it it u fucking piece of trash
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>>684511991
roll
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>>684511934
OP is a faggot confirmed
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>>684511240
Rolllllll
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>>684512041
roll
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>>684512088
Nobody would really do that, it's just a dumb roll.
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>>684511934
Are u gonna eat it on stream? Marinate the raw steak in urine and eat
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>>684511610
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Stem and core of apple
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>>684511444
WIIIIIIIIIINRAAAAAAR
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>>684512214
Rollingggggg
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>>684512251
Op is faggot and wont do it
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>>684512225
/thread
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>>684512293
You wouldn't do it either, faggot
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>>684511934

Am I the only one here who thinks this is not an unreasonable request? OP is actually delivering and everybody is trying to fag it up with edgy shit that they know will never happen.

Rolling for Frank's+whey spread.
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>>684511610
>Abandon thread, OP is a faggot
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Entire container of protein
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>>684511977
Roll
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Marmite
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banana peel
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the noodles,uncooked.
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Burn the gouda cheese and put it on
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raw meet
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>>684512227
Rolling
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>>684512592
roll
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>>684512499
ROLL
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>>684512499
roll
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Whole bottle of franks, pickle juice, mustard and yogurt. Mix whey until paste. Speak all of it on bread. Add raw steak and eat.
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i'm not gonna be a dick, so here: mustard
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Burn the gouda and put it on
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>>684512919
Roll
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>>684511977
roll
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>>684511240
ROLL
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>>684512919
Tolling
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>>684512370
I eat pear and glass sandwiches for break, OP fag
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Peel the skin stuff off the Frank's, burn them on the stovetop and put it on
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>>684512499
Rollerino
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>>684504280
banana peel.
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>>684513151
Same
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Cum
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Peal the Apple and use the Apple peals
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>>684511610
>gif related
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wrapping paper from the cookies
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eat the plate
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Mustard
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Just heat up the franks until boiling and drink it very quickly while still boiling.
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>>684511610
pussy
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cover steak in whey powder. cool on stove at medium heat for 10 per side.
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Whey
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put these trips in there
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Marmite
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>>684512499
ROLLING
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Cook the steak and until it's so burnt it's like a pierce of rock coal. Put on bread and eat charcoal sandwich
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poop
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the whole apple, no cuts.
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>>684513850
reroll
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>>684512389
Yeah I'm with you, I've been calling yogurt and spinach, too many people ruin these threads with stuff that will never happen, pear and yoghurt sandwich is funny enough without broken glass
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>>684513810
Roll. Nobody will get trips ever again
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>>684513850
rerool
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we need an hero

More pears
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>>684514075
roll
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Whole jar of protein powder
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>>684514111
More pears it is
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>>684514111
wow More pear winrar
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>>684514111
WIN.RAR
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>>684513810
Rolling for charcoal. Let's hope u have a bbq or a good exhaust vent over ur stove. Dis gon make smoke
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>>684504280
AIDS infected Semen
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>>684504280
cook the steak well done.
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>>684514158
Reroll
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FUCK IT PEAR SANDWICH
Rolling for third pears
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>>684514075
More pears u faggot? U wasted trips for more pears? Holy fuck ur a faggot
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>>684514364
Rolling for this
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>>684514158
Roll
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>>684514364
roll
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>>684514421
your just jelly because i can get trips faggot
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>>684514444
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>>684514444
QUADS WJNRAR
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>>684514444
Winrar
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>>684514444
holy hoagies
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>>684514550
>>684514421
both of you just fuck off. learn to spell you summerfags.
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This pear sammich is gonna be very high in protein.
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I'm just waiting to see a Pear and Protein Shake Sandwich.
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whole jar of marmite
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>>684514772
Learn to use capital letters you koon
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>>684514854
reroll
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Dump all the pickle juice
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jesus, summer came early this year.
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all of the Franks sauce and whey protein paste mixture.
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Op post progress pic. Show us the pear powder sandwich fag
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more pears
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