ADHD Trans-anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ADHD
Trans-anything
Sex addiction
alcoholism
Most obvious one: _depression_
ITT: ignorant people insisting that things are true, just cuz.
depression
fibromyalgia.
source i am a physician. it is a made up disease in order for people to convince me to give them C-IIs. I tell them to leave or I call the police.
>I dislike or disagree with that disease/illness
>therefore it doesnt exist
Fucking retards. Next you'll say the earth is flat.
Fitnessgram Pacer Test
>>684499424
Social phobia.
Homosexuality.
>>684499424
any kind of addiction
>>684499424
But ADHD is very real
>>684499886
another doctor not helping patients because they want to cover th ir own ass.
Transgenderism
You are a shitty doctor, and I hope you get hit by a bus. You are nothing but a greedy, money-grubbing kike who wants money and respect without practicing real medicine.
>>684499424
Restless leg syndrome.
Also, ITT: people who are definitely qualified to contribute to medical journals.
>>684500143
No it's not. Stop giving children amphetamines.
cancer
>>684500143
No, it isn't. It's just a sympton of another illness called shittyparentitis sometimes associated with single mother syndrome...
happiness
>>684499424
autism (excuses for good-for-nothing children)
PTSD (excuses for having ''moments'' in which you assault anyone around you and get away with it)
>>684499886
>fibromyalgia
I guess you live in a third world country and don't know what testing is?
>>684499424
The Personality Disorders.
any 'personality disorder'
Obesity
>>684500513
except you've never had PTSD so you don't understand you retarded fuck
>>684500508
you forgot to mention purpose
Spina Bifida, fucking faggots acting like they can't walk and shit. Pisses me off.
Lazy fuckers just want parking spots.
>>684500411
Bro. I was the best child and I had ADHD. Plus adults can get ADHD
>>684500649
blow me
>>684500649
No one has, so I guess no one can.
>>684500513
what about shellshock and returned soldiers?
>>684499964
When I was young, a shrink diagnosed me with all kinds of crap and told my parents to homeschool me. Instead, I went to a public school and told myself to not be a tard. Now people just think I'm shy. Most illnesses are merely behavioral tendencies and can be overcame if the person has the willpower.
obesity
>>684500649
Wahhn wahn, you big fucking baby, something sad happen to you? No reason to treat others like shit and claim "oh I have PTSD" no you just have bad life choices deal with them.
>>684500513
PTSD isn't about having moments of assault. It's about not being able to deal with trauma on a mental scale.
I suffer from PTSD. As a firefighter, dealing with burnt children STILL fucks me up. I have nightmares that just never end. I don't get violent, but it fucks up my mood for weeks.
>>684500549
>Fibromyalgia
>test to diagnose it
Pick one. They use tests only to determine if anything ELSE could be causing the pain.
>>684500722
Shit I accidentally didn't include 684500477
erectile dysfunction
>>684499424
depression
"fluid-retention"
Chicken Pox. Get some Clearasil you spotty little shits.
Collywobbles
>>684500879
Man up Nancy.
>>684500883
How do you test for fibromyalgia?
There is a blood test -- called FM/a -- that identifies markers produced by immune system blood cells in people with fibromyalgia. One study showed the test can also help distinguish fibromyalgia from other conditions that can have similar symptoms, such as rheumatoid arthritis or lupus.
Sorry you live in a third world medical shit hole.
>>684501065
This guy knows his shit. Also the heebie jeebies.
being introverted
>>684501065
lol wut?
>>684500645
How the fuck is that not real? Look outside and you will see walking globs of fat. Literally obesity is just the scintific term for fatass.
>>684499424
I have adhd, its like fucking alzheimers, if someone interupts what im saying, that shit is gone
>>684500975
It's called Ugly wife syndrome and it's very real!
electronics allergy
>>684500722
you can't get ADHD, you either have it or you don't.
it isn't a disease.
>>684499732
Spotted the tumblr fag
>>684501217
He didn't say obesity wasn't real, just that it's a medical condition. Those people just eat too much because they're fatties.
>>684501221
It's because someone let you get away with being a twat when you were little and you missed some important developmental steps. Go punch your mom in the fucking face and start training yourself like a grown person should.
>>684501412
Not a medical condition... doh
GID
I mean you only have to take a quick look to check which one out of two FFS
autism
>>684501185
That's just a personality trait, no one claims that it's a mental illness
>>684499424
HIV
>>684501318
It's a mental disorder. Of course it isn't a disease
discalculia
occupational defiant disorder
>>684501532
Autism isn't real, retardation is, they just changed the fucking name...
Cerebral palsy. I can throw my arms and legs round like a spaz just for fun and there's nothing wrong with me at all. Nothing.
>>684501532
Nah, you exist man.
AIDS
Nanotechnology;: Remote Neural Monitoring Tech.
>>684501670
But what about the socially awkward which are incredibly smart?
Inverted Urethra Syndrome
>>684501670
yes and retards were called mongols before retards existed and before that they were called idiots. so what's your point?
>>684501825
That's just some Ass Burgers.
>>684500513
>autism
Its real but more or less is a completely misunderstood and glorified brain defect, i imagine even einstein hated having it
Death
>>684500766
>>684500777
>>684500873
Jesus Christ. Tumblrinas hijacking the term doesn't mean it's not real. War and traumatic situations can fuck people up.
>>684500805
>life turned good for me
>must be the same for everybody else
you definitely have a valid point here
>>684499424
I would say ADHD is half real like struggling to focus or concentrate but it is over exaggerated
Dont think fucking anxiety is tho too many emos on my fb bitching about their crippling anxiety
>>684501017
Holy fuck you're retarded
>>684501942
Mongol is derived from mongoloid which is the old word for somebody with Down syndrome. A retard does not equal a mongol.
>>684499424
all anxiety disorders, 99% of cases of dyslexia, schizo-effective disorder and depression
>>684501825
Still fucking retarded, it can affect different areas of the brain. If you can figure out calculus but not ask a girl if she wants to go get a drink, you're fucking retarded plain and simple.
>>684499424
Holocaust syndrome
>>684501884
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499886
So you dont belive in cancer? They are just using it to get chemo and IV painkillers?
>>684502111
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499424
pregnancy...
thats what i told her after before threwing her down the stairs anyway
>>684502170
Holy shit, did you think that post was serious? I think you'll find you are the one who has learning difficulties young man
>>684502111
Emos bitching about their fake anxiety shouldn't take away from the people that actually have it
>>684502475
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499424
I used to think that about ADHD too, but apparently it has strong links with eye movement deficits. Still, probably gets misdiagnosed all the time.
Agree with trans though.
>>684502502
I took the b8
Diabeetus
>>684501631
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684501460
>>684501460
Why do you assume that if someone has ADHD that they are brats. They are mostly reserved and shy
>>684502072
>War
Like I said, poor life choices.
>I'm gonna go over seas and be shot at and kill people and families.
Either these people are retarded enough to not know what war is, or it's exactly what they deserve for signing up.
I regretted getting into a car accident, doesn't mean it's a medical condition.
Regret is a feeling.
Feelings are emotion.
Emotion =/= Physical Condition.
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(I taisted)
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>>684502358
From anxiety? What're you fuckin retarded?
This thread has potential.
And few retards. Like this one>>684502072
>>684502824
NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T
>>684502861
>hyperactive
>reserved and shy
pick one
>>684502273
>>684502824
unless he got it through an infected needle at the hospital i don't feel sorry for your brother.
>>684502674
SON
>>684499997
Yeah cause it's not a medical condition
>>684502200
The Mongols were a race of people. Mongoloid was used to describe the facial features associated with Down's because the disease caused the features to resemble those of the Mongols, hence Mongoloid.
>>684499424
i agree i was diagnosed with A.D.D when i was a kid, it's never caused any problems in my life, I do get side tracked a little sometimes but really that's it, i think half the cunts these days use it as an excuse to act the arsehole
>>684500477
>single mother syndrome
underrated
>>684503141
Yes, but the word is not a synonym for retard
Asperger's Syndrome is fake.
It's just to vague in it's symptoms that it often overlaps with other mental disorders. Last I heard doctors wanted it off the charts
>>684500411
I got diagnosed with ADHD and my meds make me way more productive, I love them
>>684502273
Underrated post
>>684499424
Evidence? Or are you one of those retards who doesn't understand how science works? You see there's been many studies on HDHD, so you have to disprove those. I'll wait.
>>684499424
so, TRANSient ischemic attacks are not a medical condition? your life is a medical condition. Kill yourself
>>684503075
No, it was an infected needle he pulled out of a homeless black gay drug addict, I still dont' see how it's his fault?
>>684503300
If doctors want it off the charts why don't they take it off the charts if they're all in agreement. Unless of course you mean "some" doctors.
>>684502627
No go on any social network with anything about anxiety its all people bitching about
>oh i wish MY anxiety was this simple
>anxiety ruins my life its not being scared in public
>being nervous to speak to others and discuss openly and do shit openly is alot worse than it sounds yano!!..
Right but its just that.. being nervous with people you dont know or crowded places.. i dont like crowded areas or people i dont know but i dont fuckin bitch about how my crippling fake mental illness is worse than yours
>>684503427
OP is retarded. He can't help it.
>>684503427
Oh jew.jpg
>>684501090
I hope you're not serious but how the hell would you know if you didn't see that shit?
>>684499424
depression
>>684500879
Ever think you might not be emotionally stable to handle the job, miss?
>>684503267
No, but it is for Down's, albeit not in common usage anymore.
>>684501460
Spot on. Meet the parents is always interesting. You meet some of them and see the interactions and it explains everything.
>>684503033
In my experience, they are reserved and shy. I was and so was my friend. Although my friend did yell a shit ton, he never took any pills though
>>684503618
My father in law used to work as a paramedic and he has all kinds of nightmares about the things he saw. I'd have just quit if it bothered me. Some people bring it on themselves,
>>684503075
Right so what does your retarded asf brother from playing with the needles of homeless gay people do with anxiety?? If anything anxiety would make you edgy and paranoid round people like that you fucking idiot not going up and lifting the aids filled rusty needle from a homeless black guy like
>sup dude mind if i borrow this?
>>684503171
>I do get side tracked a little sometimes but really that's it,
Yea that is totally not normal, definitely some hardcore attention deficit there.
>>684503829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT_MKA3i04
hey guys
I have created some OC that I think has potential to become a meme, how do I copyright it before posting so I make sure some people don't use it without my permission?
>>684503494
>I don't like crowded areas or people I don't know
Almost everyone is like that. Anxiety isn't having mild discomfort from uncomfortable situations, it's having wildly disproportionate responses to things like that. Like having a panic attack in a loud room or a stressful situation.
>>684503480
I mean most. Parents won't let them because they want their precious baby to be special and have a reason for them to be a brat
>>684503842
The H stands for hyperactivity. You can't be both hyperactive and reserved. Those thing don't go together. Unless you just mean ADD without the H.
>>684499424
I hope to god everyone in this thread who thinks depression isn't real ends up with it
>>684503479
faggot
>>684503314
Yeah, it's basically meth. Productivity is kind of the original point of amphetamines. It doesn't mean it's treating anything or that it's necessary, just that you were lazy before you were a junke.
>>684499988
that isn't a medical condition but social anxiety is you fucking retard
>>684504127
we won't because it's a made up thing
>>684500513
Literally kill yourself
>>684504127
Whenever I get depressed I think "What the fuck is wrong with me?" and then I'm fine
>>684504128
>Implying you're not, for thinking about a gay aids infected cock.
>>684504294
yes you should
>>684503843
What about the people that don't bring it on themselves?
>>684504127
>>684504354
Whenever I get depressed I come to this site, read a random thread and suddenly feel better about myself
>at least I'm not this retarded
>>684504108
I mean I was hyperactive before the pills. I have mellowed out man
>>684499709
Actually. As a person who had it checked, depression is a thing in certain forms. My brain doesn't process seratonin correctly causing me to be somewhere between homicidal, suicidal and meh without medication.
>>684504354
You don't have depression. Your situation isn't comparable.
>>684504127
They will, and then it will subside because everyone has low days. It's faggots who fixate and give up and bitch and whine that wish they had an excuse like a disease to blame their shitty behavior on.
>>684504127
Agreed, idiots confusing normal temporary emotions for psychiatric illness. Idiots like this:
>>684504354
Being down/sad =/= depression. You may suffer from other illnesses though...
>>684500411
It's very real. It's like you retards don't do your homework. The thing is, instead of taking meds, you can also stop fapping, and smoking weed and you'll go back to normal.
>>684500477
My parents never separated. Stop making retard arguments.
>>684500362
nigga suck my dick that shit is the worst every fucking night without fail
>>684502024
since when has autism been glorified outside of autists parents?
>>684504127
>I hope to god everyone in this thread who thinks depression isn't real ends up with
I can't... I don't have a vagina. Sorry. :\
>>684504679
Thank you
>>684504483
I don't know, I was specifically talking about people that put themselves, through choice, into harrowing situations they can't handle
lupus
>>684500805
>my retarded anecdotes are more trustworthy than countless hours of research by scientists
No, and everyone in this thread is retarded, which by the way, is also real.
>>684504627
You don't know that though. Maybe I'm just great at dealing with depression and others are crap at it.
what it lupus?
>>684504950
>Implying Retard is a medical condition.
>>684504354
That's not depression you fucking retard,that's just an emotion
>>684502899
Going overseas to kill muslims isn't a bad life choice. You're just an edgy faggot.
>>684504684
Shitty parents can be shitty together, apparently literacy is part of the disease as well.
>>684504997
>>684504997
It's another word for lycanthropy
Becoming a pear.
>>684505048
retardation is a certified medical condition
Autism
>>684504989
Neurochemistry does not change that quickly because you will it so. Depression isn't quick, it isn't something that goes away quickly. It's chronic.
See:
>>684505119
>>684505182
Pfft, only if you're retarded.
>>684505222
Checked
>>684505119
Ah the cry babies are out in force tonight. Wah, I can't deal with my emotions, you don't understand. Wah! kys
>>684505169
Lolwut?
>>684505169
Actually I think that's the only real medical condition here.
>>684499424
>Bi-polarism
>Sociopathy
No, you're just a cunt who doesn't know how to properly treat people with respect, and want an easy-out for your shitty personality.
>>684505316
Nah m8 if i'm gonna snap i'll kill you instead, since we are being edgy and shitposting
>>684505222
>>684499424
I has that
panic attacks and colour blinds i cant believe them
>>684505316
>I haven't experienced it so it's not real
HURPY DURPY DURP
>>684505169
Holy shit! I didn't even think to list things that nobody actually does think exist.
>>684505316
Do they still listen to Morrissey while they tell each other how shitty their middle-class suburban lives are too?
>>684499709
Ill fight you on this one. A person's seratonin and dopanine levels are extremely different during depression and anxiety. It is almost impossible to get them to normal levels by just "acting" happy. As a person that suffered through it i feel like my old self and who i am now are two completely different people
Pregnancy
So are there really 67 posters cuz I feel like it is just one man trolling everyone
>>684500883
>New age quacker calling himself a physician
>>684499986
Lol
>>684505612
I hope everyone in this thread gets the worst cancer.
>>684502899
Emotions can be tracked to physical events on a small scale since all thought is just chemical reactions
Homosexyitis
>>684505696
I never said it wasn't real
>>684499424
happiness
>>684505766
Why are you asking me? I don't hang out with any of these whingy bastards.
>>684505955
>tfw happiness is always fleating because of human chemistry
>>684505860
that's not funny, I got cancer from reading shitposts for years and it's not funny
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>>684503843
Your father in law was a good man that wanted to continue helping people. You wouldn't understand.
>>684506092
>whingy
britfag confirmed
>>684502056
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684503769
depression is just sadness... everyone gets sad and i do think it can be a disorder.. but i think just like every marginally testable and easy fake able disorder.. people tell other people they have it for sympathy... people even belive they have it when really they are just dealing with everyday problems and not wanting to so they are throwing an internal hissy fit... any self esteam problems, over eating disorders, social problems, add, ADHD, and so-forth or over played just b/c people don't want to learn or teach their kids or want an excuse., whats even sadder is when you tell any one they have "inset disorder here" they latch on to it like a cup cake and use it as an excuse for everything. and toss it down other people necks like they should care... they shouldn't it's not their problem.. it's yours..standards don't need to be change for the piss poor.. that's why they are called standards... and on to of that anything that is "curable" by alternative meds or placebo is not real..
>>684505950
Not an argument
>>684502273
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684505773
This
>>684505710
Yeah I mean, it might be weird, but a pear is fine too. Not sure why they get all green and silent about becoming one.
>>684499424
whats that one where people think they're allergic to electrical fields?
There's some colony, in murica ofc, where these people live without electric.
>>684502772
Fuck you my brother died that way
>>684500129
Ah yes. I remember when I was on opiate withdrawl after 6 months of constant heroin use, barely felt a thing
>>684505806
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
>>684506241
>>684506249
Okay, thanks for coming...
depression
>>684505860
>>684506342
they're called Amish
>>684506332
You just don't understand people who become pears because you've never experienced it
>>684499997
fuck you my brother died that way
depression
>>684500129
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684500279
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684506241
Being sad =/= depression
>>684506241
>depression is just sadness
No, it really isn't. You don't know what you're talking about.
Depression is a physiological condition that manifests in some of the following symptoms: chronic fatigue, inability to show excitement or motivation, suicidal thoughts, loss of desire for intimacy and social contact, etc.
It is not just 'sadness'.
>>684506592
huehuehue
>>684500279
fuck you my brother died that way!
living
>>684499424
Non celiac gluten intolerance
>>684500435
fuck u my brother died that way
>>684500508
fuck you me brother died that way
>>684499424
Feminine penis
This is the true worst side effect of tumblr. Contrarian retards denying very real things because some would bastardize and exploit them. Disgusting.
>>684503300
It's out the new DSM V
>>684500560
fuck you my brother dieded that way
>>684506618
I've eaten a pear before... so sure, getting eaten might require medical treatment.
But the pear was perfectly fine before that.
>>684506757
What you just described was sadness.
>>684500645
fuck uuu my brother
died that way
>>684506809
He got rekt
>>684506857
>Feminine penis
>Feminine
>penis
pick one
>>684506757
You just described "waste of space"
>>684506414
>>684506625
>>684506681
>>684506725
hilarious
>>684500975
fuk you my brother died that way
HIV/AIDS
>>684500560
>>684501017
phuk u my brother died that way
>>684506876
This post is so real I CAN'T EVEN
;)
>>684506857
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684501065 fuck u my bro died that way
>>684505840
Never said I was a physician. Not everyone samefags like you.
>>684506958
>pick one
I pick feminine penis from that list, thank you.
>>684507096
Condolences to you and your kin
>>684506241
I've had depression since I was 13, I've not used it once as an excuse, it's ruined my life and only a few people know about it. Everyone else things I'm just an emotionless piece of shit
>>684506911
You can be sad without any of those things.
>>684506977
Yeah depression tends to do that to you.
>>684506757
> fatigue, inability to show excitement or motivation, suicidal thoughts, loss of desire for intimacy and social contact
sounds just like sadness to me...i don't know what your definition of being sad is but.... i guess you need a safe place if you are not feeling 100%
>>684501185
fuck you my brother died that way
>>684503314
Obviously, they are amphetamines. I'd be happy too if my doctor prescribed me a lifetime high on speed
>>684506958
You didn't think that list through very well, did you?
>>684506958
you can have a feminine penis dumbass
>>684506757
Exactly
People that disagree with this need to be culled
>>684501255
fuck you my bro died that way
>>684507158
>admits to not knowing shit and speaking out his ass.
It's okay I'm not a samefag either!
>>684507202
Cheer up matey
>my work here is done
>>684506757
le jumping on bandwagon memekek sadness cuck spinnyshit
>>684507242
Sadness is nowhere near that intense, also sadness is temporary. Depression is not.
>>684506241
>They latch on to it like a cup cake
>>684507344
12 years of pain are suddenly gone, thanks anon
>>684507328
Also didn't admit to anything. You must be new to this.
>>684507406
That's kinda sad. I'm depressed about it now... oh wait no I'm not I'm just sad about it (I'm not really sad)
>>684507406
so... if you dad died (assuming you know him) are you sad or depressed?
>>684507174
>>684507299
>>684507301
how the fuck can a penis be feminine if its a male part
thats like saying masculine vagina, see it doesnt work because its a female part
>>684506809
The only non funny use of this sentence
>>684507105
Who would I be baiting other than autists like you that don't believe in your own fucked up brain?
>>684507076
fuck you my brother died this way
>>684507435
what can i say, who doesn't like cup cakes?
happiness
Smoking weed on the interstate during a cold and rainy night, then hitting a patch of ice and spinning out. Crashing, then getting out, then going back for some CDs before a truck comes around and hits the car killing you.... having a funeral, and being buried.
Get the fuck out of the ground Brad, I know you're fucking faking it.
>>684501255
>>684507312
>>684505773
I'll back you up on this one as well. I've suffered from depression bordering an hero. It's all chemical imbalances. Had a full blood test done and my body has pretty much put itself on a cycle of spitting out cortisol.
Naturally, external factors do contribute, but it is remedied if you put the effort in. Hell, started taking vitamin d pills and I feel insanely better
>>684507242
>all those ellipses
Kill yourself or stop posting.
>>684499424
Actually I am trans-ADHD and you have triggered me.
>>684507708
Nu-huh, did you never see Peter Pan?
>>684499424
ADHD is pretty real, Anon. Is it misdiagnosed almost all the time? Yes.
>>684501255
oh shit is this a new one lmao.
>>684507045
Fuck you my brother died that way!
>>684507582
Me>>684507299
I was just saying you said "pick one" but included feminine penis in your list of choice.
No such thing, but hey, it's your list of options not mine.
>>684507582
you're fucking ignorant, just because it's a man part it doesn't mean that it can't be feminine, the same thing happens with breasts
>>684507582
>how the fuck can a penis be feminine if its a male part
Easy. Put a flower and a lipstick on it,
>>684507582
Feminine doesn't mean female, it just means 'female-like qualities'. Hence why a guy can be feminine if he's slender with lots of subcutaneous fat, no facial hair, etc.
One of the major uses of the word feminine is to describe something non-female from a female frame of reference and draw comparisons.
I'm astounded that you people don't understand this.
>>684505505
To be fair BPAD is pretty fucking real. I used to look after patients who stopped taking their lithium and went hyper manic. Mate, these fuckers would be bouncing around the ward, psychotic as fuck for days while we pumped them full of drugs and got them stable again.
It's just another illness that has been appropriated and self diagnosed by tools on the internet who have no idea what the real illness is.
the moon landing
>>684507918
>a guy can be feminine
thats called a faggot
