>walk out to porch >see this >wat do

>>684432335
kick

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>>684432335
invite in for pizza

Roll on to back
Pet belly

>>684432335
place in bed between pillows
now have third, slightly bigger pillow
overclocked comfy

>>684432335
Squish

>>684432335
Take that cold fucker to the vet, look at that winter coat. get him his shots and a litter pan.
>>684432635
Carnage

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Seig Heil !!!

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ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AKBAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>684432335
Feed it some more cheese.

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>>684432827
Mien Furrier!

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Give it some cheese

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>>684432777
Dubs has spoken.
Also, that cat looks like it loves pancakes. Invite in for breakfast.

>>684432335
Hide house keys under it

>>684432993
Careful. You don't want to get any hate crime charges, /b/ro...

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/09/nazi-salute-dog-man-faces-hate-crime-charge-scotland

>>684433184
Kek.

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>>684432335
Ask if it want's to eat out your arse

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>>684432335
You fat...
<hope he dunt stayyyy

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BOUHOU HOUUU BOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUHOUHHHOUHHHHH BOU BOU BOUUHHHOUUUUUU BOHHHHH BOUHOU HOUUU BOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUHOUHHHOUHHHHH BOU BOU BOUUHHHOUUUUUU BOHHHHHBOUHOU HOUUU BOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUHOUHHHOUHHHHH BOU BOU BOUUHHHOUUUUUU BOHHHHHBOUHOU HOUUU BOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUHOUHHHOUHHHHH BOU BOU BOUUHHHOUUUUUU BOHHHHH BOUHOU HOUUU BOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOUHOUHHHOUHHHHH BOU BOU BOUUHHHOUUUUUU BOHHHHH

>>684433028
that's trips

silly kot

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>>684433266
>dubs assumes I give a fuck

>>684432335
>doorstop?

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>>684433266
don't tell on me roof cat

>>684433028
>Dubs
such newfag

>>684432335
use as my new personal fleshlight

>>684433854
10/10 best answer

>>684434055
Dubs confirm

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>>684433552
>>684433732
Just woke up, bleary eyed still. On first drink. Give me a break.

>>684432335
Sweet. yesterday's pasta.

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i want in on this

>>684433854
>>684434055
>>684434112
>Samefagging this hard

>>684434293
Says the fag

>>684433588
Well shit

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>>684433028
Such a hitroe ebalo this cat have.

>>684434412
Leave spanish fag,

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>>684434493
Dumb murican

Keep it

>>684434293
not even faggot

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Start a workout session with said fat cat.
A few months from now you will have a handsome pussy!

>>684434874
Then why are you trying to suck my cock this much! Having trouble photoshopping out the #You s?

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>>684432335
Do some psychedelics with cat, and have a tripping good time. Do not, however, trip over cat. You could get hurt. That thang ain't budging!

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>>684435696
Psychedelics make me happy.

>>684432335
Try to pick it up

>>684432777
>winter coat
You mean its fat?

>>684435855
>assumes anyone on /b/ does extreme weightlifting.

>>684436106
You mean Jesus the pussy.