>walk into public toilet >see this What do?
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>walk into public toilet
>see this
What do?
>>684425265
Turn for 360 degrees and walk away.
>>684425265
90's fly-kick then 360 noscope out.
*unzips dick
wonder why /b/ got dumbed down to such a loooooooooow level
>>684425265
The the guy in the next stall that he's supposed to shit in the toilet and not the laundry hole.
>>684425265
Cut it off
*unsheathes katana*
>>684425265
cut it off
>>684425265
Suck and swallow
Fgrab-Twist-Pull then flee with my new bbc that i will glue on my tiny aryan dick
>>684425461
Tell the guy* my bad
"Turn for 360 degrees and walk away" you know that you turned a full circle so you still walk inside you stupid
I would pull that nigger through the hole.
>>684425544
you're retarded
shoot that snake in the face
>>684425305
LOL fucking idiot you would be facing the dick again if you turned around for 360 degrees.
Some people are so freaking stupid xD
>>684425265
>remove mini kabar from sheath on my belt quietly
> give his dick the death grip
>cut his dick off and run away with it
>>684425474
my first thought exactly LOL..... YEEEEE YAH!
>>684425544
Cant tell if stupid
>>684425265
Pull out pocket knife.... and-ah-one, and-ah-two, and-ah-one-two-three CHOP!
>>684425544
Summer
>>684425638
>LOL
>not getting the joke
>freaking
>XD
Get of my board you fucking normie
>>684425731
>Get of my board you fucking normie
Edgy teenage, underage boy spotted.
>>684425591
No lol u obv troll lol I called it haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A
>>684425394
Unzips dick. How the fuck did this autistic shit get ignored?
>>684425265
Blast it with piss.
>>684425265
Suck it
>>684425963
he has foreskin with zipper
>>684425265
kek probably
>>684425856
>lol
>lol
/pol/'s trying to trigger cuckold fetishes. Don't you guys see
>>684425638
>>684425731
>>684425265
Cut it off.
For some reason, I am very tempted to twist it with my 2 hands until he begs me to stop and release him from agony
>>684425265
bend the hook right up and hang my jacket on it
bite
This thread is the most fucking cancer I've seen in quite a while
>>684425265
>needs more duct tape
>>684425265
>>684425265
Pull the dildo out of the wall and place it in lost and found
>bring super glue
"hmmm lets suck you off... but first some lube"
>rub it in
>push down and stick to wall
>do a 360
>walk away
>>684425544
Newfag identified
>>684425265
Punch him in the dick
>>684425265
if it was a white cock i suck it like a champ, but since black, probably chopped it off
>>684427088
hitler dubs and a winrar, best post
>>684425265
Take my knife you and cut off the head of the black snake.
>>684425265
why the fuck would someone tape a burn snake inside a bathroom stall?
>>684425638
Kys
>>684425265
>get on the wc
>jump on dick
>???
>profit
try to find out where is the hole for the lady's toilets
I would deep throat it as a form of reparations and I'm not even gay.
It's time we finally apologized for slavery and i'm gonna do it 1 blowjob at a time.
>>684425474
nothing personal kid
would suck it hard
I'd suck it.
Pull my Swiss army knife out and slowly cut his dick up the middle
>>684425638
Wow. Being this new. You'll never make fun of someone for saying THAT again
>>684425265
grab knife and cut off
>>684425265
pull until it comes off
>>684425265
180 and backwards
>>684430108
Preach brother
>>684425265
Super glue it to the wall
>>684425265
I'm not gay, so I won't suck it, but at least would have the decency to jerk him off
>>684431298
You are a very kind man.
anyone ever see porkys?
>>684425265
Stomp that shit at the base, and comfort all the white guys who wanted to suck it.
Crank dat soulja boy
>>684432041
what the fuck is wrong with the carpet?
super glue it to the hole.. shove it up my ass.. get creampied.. repeat till police came and killed him for raping people..
>>684425963
Your new is showing
Reenact the scene from porkys
>>684425265
pull out my switchblade and slash it.
Niggers are stupid animals anyway
>>684425265
i'd use this
pull pants down, 720 quickscope poop on it, leave
>>684432873
Shave the last little remaining hairs off?
Shit on it instead of in toilet kek
>>684425265
inform the janitor that someone shat into a hole in the stall
>>684425544
cucks cant understand troll. 5/7
>>684430380
youve been had noobie
>>684425265
Feel ashamed?
>>684433797
yes and I can't handle it.
>>684425265
I'd probably begin by stripping nude and gently massaging his hot black cock until it starts leaking that sweet precum.
Once he's nice and wet I'd slowly slide my lips over his pulsing tip, licking at the underside of his cock while pumping him in and out of my hungry mouth. While I'm on my knees sucking him and moaning like a little slut, I'd be fingering my tight little ass.
After getting him nice and worked up, I'd stand up and begin rubbing his lubed up cock on my hairless little hole until he finally pops his tip into me. Moaning like a slut I'd slowly begin pushing back on his cock until he fully enters me, my cock leaking precum the entire time.
It wouldn't take too long for my rock hard little cock to begin to shoot thick, creamy ropes of cum on the bathroom floor, whining like a good little slut as he fills my hole with his hot load.
that's what i'd do
>>684425544
Fucking lol
>>684425265
Wrap a string between the bar and that cock so he can never pull back.
>>684430380
B A I T C E P T I O N
>>684433797
fuck off you dirty kike
>>684433919
not gay though?
>>684433919
That's hot anon
>>684425461
>>684425510
underrated post
>>684434401
no, no, it's pretty gay dude.
>>684434491
was rock hard just typing it.
>>684425265
Tie a knot in it and call terminex
>>684426014
mmmmmm good answer.
>>684434724
I'm rock hard thinking about that little asshole ;)
>>684425811
THIS BOARD BELONGS TO THE EDGY TEENAGE BOYS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>684425638
Newfag detected
>>684425265
chop chop
>>684425638
Summer is here.
>>684425544
Newfag confirmed.
>>684434936
i bet you'd like to blow a load in my little sissy ass...
Take out my tape measure and measure It's length and girth, for science .
>>684430108
Kill yourself
>>684430216
I love you.
kick it
Take a DNA sample, and cross check against any outstanding rape investigations.
Since this is a newfag thread...
LOOK WHAT I GOT
True hero
>>684435410
>>684435235
I'd like to bury my cock balls deep in that little hole and fill you with a huge load
Take a dump on it
![karate+chop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ExlG5N.jpg "karate+chop[1].jpg")
>>684425265
>>684425265
Zip tie a feral cat to it.
>>684433129
>>684425544
Haha you don't get it
>>684425265
I have no time for petty penises
>Extinguish it painfully
Shit on it.
>>684425265
>>684435684
i bet you'd have me moaning like a dirty little slut begging for more cum
would you allow me to clean your cock with my tongue after you cum in me?
>>684431000
Kekd and checked
>>684425265
>>684425265
>>684432041
>>684433797
>>684434883
>>684434963
>>684435027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
grab with both hands firmly place feet on wall. Pull
>>684433797
Why are they touching tho
>>684425448
/B/ hasn't changed it's only the content that has changed slightly.
>>684425265
Serve with tomato ketchup on a bun
>>684436277
Absolutely ;)
What else would you do?
>>684437174
>/B/
Just leave
>>684437539
My phone made it capital
>>684425265
pull out my pocket knife, cut it off and flush it down the toilet,
>>684425544
Newfag detected!
>>684437495
Gag on your cock and beg you for more cum, beg you to treat me like a sissy slave
pretty much whatever you'd want me to do
