Are there any real virgins on here?
Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on /b/
virgin here but by choice , it may seem beta as fuck to but i want my first time to be with someone i love maybe its because i have a 13 cm dick. Sad thing is all girls like me most people tell me i am 8.7 and i am quite funny.
If there is a god he is a cruel god
Also virgin by choice but not saving it for anyone.
>god-tier wizard
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though
I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though
>>684423927
33 year old virgin reporting in.
I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though but who knows
Lets insult him >>684425777
19/m virgin hear socially retarded gonna be a super powerfull wizard tho
18 year old virgin here, am i fucked?
Oh shit that's a lot of replies. >>684425281
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>>684425667
ask him>>684425517
I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though
>>684425658
Good luck with you wizardy im just gonna be a basement dweller.
I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though but who knows
>>684423927
I am 24 and a kissless virgin. I have never even held hands with a female. I am obese, ugly, socially awkward and have crippling anxiety. I break out into a nervous sweat whenever anyone talks to me. I don't even have any friends.
>>684423927
atleast half of /b/ are
>>684425517
How is life as a wizard?
What spells can you do?
>>684425753
goddamnit! some ppl make socialising seem like rocket science.
>>684426021
It's all a lie!
>>684425753
post face, you can fix all of them...
>>684426149
Not posting my face, just rest assured, it's ugly.
>>684426116
no it's not. To achieve these powers you have to actually be happy with being a virgin.
>powers activated
>>684423927
btw OP are you a fem?
>>684423927
Lost my only chance at wizardry when I was 17. Sorry anon
>>684426297
>no it's not. To achieve these powers you have to actually be happy with being a virgin.
Not gonna happen bro.
>>684425145
Sex isn't that special, it's nice to have sex with someone you love, but unless you have some deeply held religious belief that you follow, do yourself and a favor and stop hyping up sex and enjoy yourself.
>>684423927
>Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on /b/
>I'm not
guize, he said he's not a virgin on the internet. We must believe him!
23 year old kissless virgin. I've turned down girls that asked me out because they didn't meet my standards. I have gotten BJ's from friends though.
>>684426361
The wizardry is metaphorical. It is the empowering feeling you have from being disciplined & self-controlled.
kissless 18 virgin here, not obese, not great body either, the problem is i have/had lots of acne so my face looks like shit. also i just want any girl (could have some chub but not landwhale cunt) to cuddle with, dont even care about fucking
>>684426474
If I was disciplined and self-controlled, I wouldn't be a virgin.
jesus christ, some of you pussies are worst than me, lighten up, if u dont like your life than change it yolo so why tf are u complaining about things u can change? anyway tho, depending on what ur def. of virgin is, im one, i had about 3 different opportunities i could have fucked a chick, 1st time i didnt have a condom so i was too worried(gay af i know)2nd time was during a foursome and my dick would get hard from the nerves of watching a couple getting fucked in front of me, 3rd time, i could have but i didnt make a move(we were spooning and she was rubbing my upper leg) and the actual time i was drunk, had my dick in some poor guys gf when me and her were both drunk one night at her bfs house lolol but i was TOO drunk and my dick stopped working AGAIN and i had to stop. keep in mind i was 16 and 17 when these events happened ffs, moral of the story, dont overthink sex or u might as well be a divorced 60 year old without viagra, any other stories?
>>684426474
I don't think that's how humans work. 30 year old virgins usually spend most of their time alone masturbating. That doesn't exactly breed discipline and self control.
>>684426578
>yolo
>your post is void
>>684426614
>That doesn't exactly breed discipline and self control
At least they're not raping people (that we know of)
>>684426321
I lost my powers around that time aswell
>>684426421
oh i am not hyping it i am ashamed of my cock and people learning its size i live in a small town and its my last year of school 18 so after i go to study abroad and if i haven't fucked i will just say fuck it and fuck for fucks sake
>>684423927
Virgin here, by choice.
I've had girlfriends, not kissless, etc - but have never had sex because "thou shalt not fornicate", etc.
Certainly has its benefits as well, waiting until marriage. 10/10 would recommend.
I'm hoping to lose my 3 way virginity next Saturday, my gf says shes up for a 3 way with her friend but we haven't asked her yet
>>684426321
My powers have been denied because a witch seduced me at the age of 21.
>>684426562
If you wanted to be, you would. But you sound like it pisses you off so go do something about it.
>>684426614
I bet Nikola Tesla wasn't sitting at home masturbating.
20 yo, kissless virgin. Don't really give a shit about sex but also saving it for someone special. Max I did is cuddling and holding hands. Somewhat overweight but not obese, also have minor acne problems. Decent face tho
>>684426758
>Be 22, can't count my sexual conquests on hands and feet.
>23/23 would recommend.
>>684423927
Yes
I spend all my money on video games and not bitches
42 year old kissless virgin, any advice would be great.
>>684426276
Gold's gym isn't helping?
>>684425753
Lel, I am obese and not to pretty. I have no problem pulling 6/10 grills.
Even the occasional daddy issue 8s.
But then again I dropped 10 points in charisma irl.>>684425846
Virgin. Living in India.
>>684423927
>"Are there any real virgins on here?"
>Op thinking theres not a single real virgin on /b/
>"im not"
>thats great to hear now everyone on the internet knows your anonymous ass isnt a virgin
24 in november
virgin and kissless
not sure what to think
i'm pretty 22 yo kissless boy, but not virgin anymore. belive me. there's always an option.
>>684426942
This guy here is a Master Wizard. What level are you already?
I have had many sex with little girls.
Not like that.
Little girls. Big girls. Fat ones. With boobs. No penis. I'm not a fucking faggot.
>>684427314
In what vidya game?
>>684427267
He means hookers.
>>684423927
Take notes, go get your dick wet, but quadruple wrap that shit dawg.
Also, don't go for the cheap ones, head downtown and don't accept a woman for less that 100+. Unless you want gonnasyphiherpalaids
>>684426837
Fucking faggot fedora cunt, kill yourself.
>>684426942
I need your wisdom wise one, should I have eggs or cereal for breakfast?
>>684427337
>>684427337
holy shit that image defines homosex
to the dude whos having a 3some, good luck, its u with 2 chix thats great, try having a foursome watching a couple fucking in front of you knowing u have no experience to fuck the one ur with :/ and for the 42 year old virgin, idk what u look like but my advice is, go out, get a haircut, a nice one, ask the hairdresser for advice, if ur eyebrows look like shit then get them trimmed up or waxed as well(no harm in it) and start working out, even if ur face isnt great, u can always make ur body put u up a few points, get a gum membership or buy a weight bench or just do push ups and go for jogs, make sure ur teeth are nice and white and take care of urself, its never too late to start living to the fullest, u could be a bodybuilder if u wanted to ffs good luck bro
>>684427483
Go fuck yourself, faggot
>>684427469
yes. hookers for the win.
>>684427473
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>>684427586
Shit just got real
>>684423927
yep virgin 19yo. would rate myself 7/10
Last three years were shit for me, half of my rekt themslef, anorexia, manic depressions alcohol. My uncle "2nd father" killed himself last year.
So my life was too fucked up for a grill and i was fucking antisocial. I tried to get a gf back then but she freaked out after a week. Gonna put an end to my virginity on the next party, already got a crazy bet going with another wizard.
>>684427504
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a fucking manly man with a penis I like putting inside girls who are of consenting age.
>>684427586
Shit pasta just became worse from fedorafag screencap immediately.
>>684425846
FAT
>>684427469
> but quadruple wrap that shit dawg.
Also, don't go for the cheap ones, head downtown and don't accept a woman for less that 100+. Unless you want gonnasyphiherpalaids
WRONG - condoms are medical instruments, you only wear ONE. They are not built for friction, latex on latex. Guaranteed they will pop.
A whore is a whore, cheap, expensive, wear a rubber, use lube, all the fucking same.
>>684427531
The wise one speaks in metaphors. Eggs it is
>>684427586
Fucking bring it you faggot ass pussy, I could fucking care less.
I will rape you and your mother while my dog fucks your daddy.
>>684426728
Why are you ashamed ? 12 is i think the average
>>684423927
18 years old kissless virgin here, turning 19 in 2 weeks, AMA.
>>684426728
tbh if you are gonna have nice normal sex with a girl chances are she'll say "wow you're so big" anyway and it won't matter.
>>684427800
I'm not fucking gay though. You're only gay if you take it up the ass.
Yeah. 19 kissless virgin socially anxious autismo here.
18 kissless virgin, why are u a kissless virgin? was it because if choices u made or do u look like shyt or wha?
>>684423927
I have had my dick sucked but never penetration so I guess it depends on what you belive counts as losing viriginity.
>>684427919
That's not how it works dumbass. You aren't gay if balls don't touch. Everyone knows this.
>>684427667
Dude just fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot, crazy bet = you're a rapist.
>>684426815
Tesla also raised pigeons and had a mental breakdown.
Just because he was an autistic genius doesn't make your autism any more special.
>>684427738
I don't mean literally faggot.
I'm trying to say be careful and aware of the woman.
>A whore is a whore
Incorrect, not all whores are created equal brother.
Be aware of her physical condition, that is a big tip, but every time you fuck one it is a gamble.
This is why I suggested getting a more expensive one. Less niggers probably fuck her, therefore the chances of std are diminished.
>>684427842
Are you a kissless virgin by choice, have you had any chances also any stories?
>>684427058
>10 points in CHR
Stupid speech check play through fags! Fucking!!
>>684426471
So getting BJ's is still making you a virgin?
>>684428022
That doesn't count.
bjs are overated, either that, or i dont have a sensitive dick cause i once got sucked like a vacuum and it didnt do shit, coukdnt even cum
>>684428040
>>684428040
So if I fuck a girl and another guy does at the same time in the same hole, if the balls touch it's gay but if they don't it's not? Great! I now need to make sure balls didn't touch a few months ago.
>>684428022
Unless your dickskin has touch the skin on the inside of a pussy, you're a virgin.
Yes, that includes you chimp fuckers that used a condom.
18 years old and still virgin... gf says she want that i take here virginity at her 18 birthday.... (5 fuckin months) pic realted...
i had sex once but i didn't cum. i don't know if that counts as still being a virgin
17 y/o Virgin (pic related its me) quite athletic, i play piano and never been with a girl
>>684428100
There were quite few girls in high school hitting on me and literally telling me we should fuck (for serious, not joking) but they were very stupid and let's say max 7-7.5/10 so i had no interest in doing so.
I finished highschool exactly 1 year ago and just didn't go out much since then, i go for few beers with friends maybe once a month and that's probably my social life if we talk about going out of the house.
>>684428364
MODS
>>684428364
Underage retard. Get banned
>>684428346
You're a man, right? TAKE FROM YOUR WHORE WHAT YOU WANT.
Fucking beta fedora cuck faggot pussy cunt.
>>684426321
I lost my chance to open the gates of Ka'Arash when I was still a neophyte. I guess that's what happens when you rape your foster father's 7yr old daughter out of revenge for fucking you from the time you were 8 til you were 13.
Wtffff????
>>684428530
This guy could have been fucking every chick he saw (lol) yet he turned it all down waiting to save himself for the one, so he'd embarrass himself not knowing what to do with her body, after she'd been getting fucked by niggers for 10 years.
>>684428176
Idk, I guess people might argue about the technicalities of that. But I've never fucked a girl so...
>>684428530
you don't understand what i'm talking about, they were stupid so i had no intention to date them, most weren't total sluts so they would require that.
And since they were max 7,5/10 i didn't want to fuck because i knew i would feel retarded since we go to the same school and we'd see each other every day basicly.
>>684428562
>>684428272
I second this.
Only bj I ever came from was when my first one where I was a blue-balled 15 year old.
Not once in 8 years since then has it made me cum. Like not even close.
It's hot and feels good, but for pure pleasure, sex is 100x better.
>>684428718
You fucking beta faggot.
yeah i wish i could say fucking face was good for me too but idk maybe i was too drunk at the time or maybe my duck just sucks
>>684428718
My first was a 6.5/10 that I went to a boarding school with.
She literally lived 6 feet from my room, all her friends were my friends, and we went to the same class.
What kind of autistic lying faggot do you have to be to use that as an excuse.
Lost my wizard status when I skipped last day of 8th grade to have sex at some girls house that lived right by the school. Also played football in high school and currently on college, bitches go wild
>>684428754
Clearly you've never had a good girl.
Fucking hell. My girl knows exactly what to do with her mouth, tongue, hands, lips… I essentially trained her by telling her everything she did that I liked and telling her to experiment until she knew what she was doing.
yeeee thats exactly what im saying, it felt good but i wasnt even close to cumming at all, she was going at it for a good 20mins too lol
>>684428726
It's hysterical that you think I'm joking. I fucked that spoiled little bitch til I aged out of foster care. And I am STILL fucking her today. The dead soulless look in her eyes when I cum inside of her, it's like a mixture of revulsion, and self loathing, it's the hottest fucking thing ever.
>>684425658
You appear to have some decency in terms of personal hygiene so you are not a total lost cause. Only problem is you look really faggy, and I say that as a flaming homosexual. You have a chance kid, but you have to let your actions speak louder than your face.
TL;DR don't be a faggot and you should be good
I'm a virgin
>>684425658
>>684425667
>>684426486
>>684426837
>>684428000
>>684428346
>>684428364
>These kids who are worried they're still virgins
You don't know what suffering is till you're past 25.
>>684428351
It doesn´t you retard
>>684429122
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>684429189
I know, the pic is quite amusing.
>>684428351
It doesn't count unless she gets pregnant and has to abort.
>>684429122
use tinder or shit like dat if you are not ugly af its easy to get bitches
>>684428928
sad thing is i'm not even lying, you still don't understand that im talking about, all of those girls were in my circle of friends and i just didn't want to.
Why the fuck would i lie on anonymous image board, i didn't even say i'm not a beta fuck, actually a concider myself a loser for not using those bitches now when i think about it.
>>684428954
Also I have never came from hea. One time I got road head and seeing people pass and look in made me turned on and really close, but never have
>>684423927
I'm in a good mood, so some advice for the virgins on /b/
Go on craigslist, post an ad, and keep posting it, once every day or so, pick a good body pic, and sound decent - don't post a one liner ad, saying 'Wanna fuck? Email me.". Come up with something original, but not too long - 3-5 sentences, split into 2 or 3 paragraphs, and just post it every day or so.
Pick a decent mirror body shot, with/without a shirt, work it to your advantage.
See how that goes. Remember, if you don't get a reply, that's normal - just keep posting ads day after day, until you get a decent reply. Women have their pick on CL, so make it sound ok.
I've been laid plenty like this, but it takes AGES before you get a legit reply. So if you're desperate to try something new, try this. It works for me :)
>>684428351
you're not virgin. dick in the pussy = sex
>>684429003
I'm pretty picky about the type of girl I fuck.
Not their looks. Most are average. But I stay 10 feet away from all whores at all times.
So no, most of them didn't have a lot of dicksucking experience.
>>684429212
Yes, the picture
>>684428754
You need a bitch to take you balls deep, and look up at you like she's sucking the cock of a god. If that doesn't make you cum, nothing ever will.
>>684429269
Not that guy, but I have used a number of dating sites and apps and nobody will reply back. Being fat and ugly kinda sucks.
>>684429327
Yeah but that doesn't work if you are fat and ugly.
Go to a college party or bar and just pick a drunk bitch lol
>>684429269
>if you are not ugly af
I guess there's my problem.
>been with 5 different girls
>everything but sex
>ex gf wanted me to take her virginity
>dick was too big and she said she couldnt fit it in
>gave up on sex and relationships after that
And now I dont give a shit
>>684429269
i used tinder and bitches won't answer. i'm not ugly or fat.
>>684429417
Actually by far most of the blowjobs I've gotten, that weren't under the sheets, they've always looked me in the eyes.
I always hear about girls getting pissed at dudes because they ask them to look them in the eyes, but that's never been a problem for me.
As I said, blowjobs are hot as fuck, and it does feel good. But it's just not, violent, enough. Not enough friction and too slow I guess.
>sucking the cock of a God
58 yo male virgin, not fat, not ugly, fairly well off, just not interested in sex, never was, doubt if I ever will be
>>684429997
strange, i'm same as you except I'm 79
>>684429843
Because all girls ignore hot guys that make the first move.
Either you're ugly or you're texting them like a scared downie.
>>684429878
I notice you didn't say anything about the whole deep throat thing. Are we to assume you are not big enough to BE deep throated then?
29 year old virgin, woop.
Great at talking to girls, outgoing, in good shape, tall, handsome etc.
I have massive psychological issues with intimacy instead. Yay.
>>684429800
go boys
>>684427842
same boat anon except I had girlfriends.
I just dated them, never went far.
I guess I'm waiting for marriage?
>>684430279
tinder nigga
Post face pics.
>>684430279 lol i think thats my problem to, i look okay, im a nice guy, but whenever i have the chance to have sex i overthink and my dick shuts off ffs
I'm 18 yo virgin, but I go to an all male school, so there only a couple of guys who aren't virgins. And then there's the gays.
I consider myself one really. I've never had consensual sex. I've always paid for it and I'm about to turn 31. I have never even been on a date with a real woman. In a lot of ways I think I am worse than an actual virgin.
21 y/o kissless virgin. I just don't feel right if I don't have serious intentions with a girl I guess? Transferring to a university soon, been thinking about saying "fuck it" to the sentimental crap once I get there.
>>684430631
brutal
Yup.
>>684430252
We are to assume either they're talentless cunts I've been with. Or it's too big to be deep throated.
I actually never have been.
>>684430546
Hit on a faggot. Tell him you need a quick fuck. Fuck him. Virginity issue solved. If you're on top, you aint necessarily gay, remember that
>>684430871
So, again, like I said, you need a bitch to take you balls deep, and look up at you like she's sucking the cock of a god. Trust me, just the feeling of power that gives you will make you cum.
>>684430901
i hope ur joking lmfao
>>684423927
I'm going to lose my virginity today. Any tips from my fellow virgins? :^)
>>684425267
You sound like a colleague of mine
I lost my virginity when i was 17 to a girl i didn't really like, well she was 6/10. And all i can say, it's nothing that huge to be hyped about, i was curious about the feeling, but in the end i realized sex is something you do to be closer to the one you love and if you just want to feel sexual pleasure, you can use your right hand, maybe it's not the same, cuz having sex feels better, but it's also not something to crave for like it's heroin or something.
>>684423927
I haven't had sex in 7 years, so I am like a born again virgin
22 year old virgin here, had many opportunities throughout my teenage years to lose it, just never wanted to dont know why, even now at 22 i have a few girls i know i could fuck but i never persue it i have no sex drive, what is wrong with me
>>684431054
As the germans say "Vonce zhe lights go out, it all feelz zhe same..."
I´m 23 years old and i´m virgin too :S
>>684431116
This is honestly a big part of why I'm still a virgin. Everyone I know personally who has had sex wishes they would have waited for the right girl. Or at least someone they believe to be the right girl at the time.
>>684428346
She prolly already fucked a nigger on the football team
>>684431184
Do you jack off?
>>684431184
Nothing's wrong with you, Sex is a trap. The risk versus rewards are so skewed that fapping is over all a better way to alleviate sexual tension
>>684431011
Maybe violent gagging is what's gonna get me off.
I don't even jerk off to blowjob porn anymore because I never get off to it.
Everyone who is a 20+ year old virgin and jacks off consistently on a weekly basis, don't do it for a couple months and see how bad you wanna actually fuck. Self induced virgins.
>>684431324
Trust me /b/ro, I'm only 7" long, but im almost as fat around as a can of axe body spray, I can't get the deep throat action as often as I wish. But once in a while, when I DO find that particular bitch who can handle it, it's like nothing else out there. It is literally a feeling of power, not sexual satisfaction that makes me cum when I'm balls deep down a bitch's throat.
>>684431528
Strange. Not being mean but maybe go to a doctor and see if you have a physical reason for a low sex drive, if you want to.
>>684431528
Honestly Sex and Relationships will hurt you in life far more then the help. We live in a slut/baby culture now. Girls are sluts to have babies so they can tie down a guy and/or receive welfare. Hell even TV and Web streams advocate that .
>>684425517
>>684425846
Leafy faggot
>>684427697
Pyrocynical faggot
>be me
>17-22
>fucking mad bitches
>ohhhhhyeah.gif
>enter drugs, stage right
>become heroinfag
>haven't had sex in years
Absolutely CRUSHED my libido. A hot chick just farting next to me could have gotten me off years ago... I couldn't get it up now to save my life.
/b/ros ... don't do heroin.
>tl;dr ... I'm basically a born-again virgin
>>684431696
Sounds like either a testosterone issue, or maybe just a psychological issue. There ARE people who are incapable arousal because theyre fucked in the head
>>684431696
Ive actually been thinking about that haha, its weird in my lower teens i was horny as fuck, but once i was 16 it just died
>>684423927
Virgin here
>22
>penis touched a vaggoo but didn't fit, we gave up
>turned down all the other times to have sex because I'm a shallow asshole
>mainly an asshole to people because they didn't reach my standards
>Going to die alone
A lot of shit is wrong with my life and it's my own fault lmao
>>684431817
You need to quit heroin, and get on chemical replacement therapy. You've atrophied your brain's pleasure receptors with all that junk. It's gonna take YEARS to rebuild them.
>>684428346
MOOODS!!!
>>684425658
maybe change your hairstyle a little, dont be an awkward faggot and you are good to go. dont worry. you look decent.
>>684431897
Yea maybe just an issue that needs a medical fix ir something. Take a viagra lol and see if you get turned on with some random chick.
>>684432059
I'm already off the heroins. I'm on 15mg of methadone / daily, and I'll be off that soon.
If I don't take my methadone, I can get pretty turned on... so maybe there's hope. we'll see
>>684425517
Wow. Dude, you need to have sex. It is extremely easy. Just go to Meetup.com and find an interest (could be anything) and meet up with people. Eventually you'll have a circle of whores to pick from.
>>684425658
You're actually pretty handsome. Strong features, nice jawline, good hair...
You'll be OK.
>>684429597
No, ugly is determined by the person who is going to suck your dick. If you have hygiene, you'll be fine. I look like shit, and I have had the hottest girlfriend imaginable for 5+ years. I stole her from a Chad. Lol
Got a story for you guys. It's about being a virgin, but I think it will fit in this thread pretty well.
>Be 27
>Have decent job, get promoted, getting ready to relocate
>Friend of 25 years comes over 3 days before my move
>Brings 2 chicks 9.3/10 brunette with an ass like Lexi Belle in her prime, and 8.5/10 blonde with the BIGGEST tits I have EVER seen
>Brings beer with him too
>awwww shit... This night just got GOOD!
>Crack a beer, start chatting up these bitches
>brunette is starting to get cozy with me
>Buddy pulls the cockblock of ALL cockblocks
>"Hey anon! Check out what showed up in the mail from my Matty Collector Exclusive membership!"
>Proceeds to whip out MASTERS OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE ACTION FIGURES!
>Starts shoving them in my face like I'm supposed to be more interested in them, than pussy
>Both bitches roll their eyes, and clam up
>This dirty fucker just dried up TWO pussies faster than a puddle of rain water in death valley!
That was 5yrs ago, and every time I talk to him, I have to remind him how he managed to cock block, not only me, but himself too, in one fucking sentence!
im a deformed autist that is gona die alone gg wp life
>>684426471
>kissless
>recieved blowjobs
If true then you, my friend, have a bright future.
>mfw 22 y/o virgin and not once has someone hit on me
8 years to go until I can cast fireballs and throw them at people.
>>684428346
u could rent her forehead out as ad space for the next 5 months, have some real cash saved up by her b-day
>>684425658
20yo player here. If u havnt lost it by now just buy a hook to get your confidence up then sing up for okc pof and go to hs parties in your area, if u have a car u dick will get sucked. Lol when i was a freshman in hs i had connections to get booze and drugs and seniors would fuck me at like every party i threw for free turn up. You can't even imagin what it was like when i started selling molly coke and 30s. And yeah i know im scum
>>684432388
Good on you dude. I've had a few friends who managed to get clean after slipping down that slope. Of them only 2 managed to stay clean. Best advice I can give you is this. Do NOT get involved with a bitch who is also trying to get clean. It will NOT end well!
19, and my ex wanted sex after marriage, not sure about my new girl tho. Live in a conservative af country
>>684432894
Sound more like you are blaming your own shortcommings on your frined.
More likely you were so intimidated by the girls that you could say anything and sounded like a retard, and your friend tried to change the subject or lighten the moo with action figures.
Ultimately you were the cock block there and you are trying to blame your friend. That's how virgins stay virgins
>>684433147
If this is what losing your virginity does to your ability to form a sentence above a 2nd grade level, count me out.
>>684433268
>Ultimately you were the cock block there and you are trying to blame your friend. That's how virgins stay virgins
Which is funny considering I haven't been a virgin since I was 14.
>>684433173
Thanks for the support, /b/ro
Yeah my story, like the stories of most drug addicts, is a bit complicated but the long and short of it is this:
>was going to school to become a teacher
>things are going really well
>making the dean's list and shit
>time for the last hurdle: student teaching
>get placed at terrible school with terrible mentor teacher
>get bitched at every day for being a disorganized retard
>no suggestions for improvement
>wtf_this_sucks.avi
>asked to leave
>crippling depression
>failed at the only thing I've ever really cared about
>enter prescription pills and then heroin
>my life sucks
>tell myself that I've got to pull it together to take one last shot at it
>I can always go back to being a drug addict if I fail a second time kek
>go on methadone
>go back to school and re-do student teaching
>am now tapering off of methadone
>am now a teacher
>~2 1/2 years "clean" (with methadone)
>>684433341
Yeah that's pretty much what happens, that and being a complete retard and taking all the drugs
Virgin, 19
Social retarded-ish
>>684433721
I kicked a 3yr addiction to prescription pain pills after my 3rd knee surgery. I did it cold turkey, and I have to say I have NEVER wanted to die more than the 6 days it took to get through the DT's.
It took me a while to get back to "normal" but once I did, I found my life was actually kind of worth living. Getting out from under that cloud isn't easy, but you will find it is totally worth it.
>>684432894
Damn bro. Cock Blocked by He-Man... Brutal.
>>684423927
Super virgin reporting for duty
kissless too.
>>684434161
I wanted to cold turkey it, but it was just never a good time. I know that sounds retarded, but I had a pretty good job that I somehow managed to keep throughout my drug addiction (never stole from my boss or called out, miraculously), and I knew I would have to take a few weeks off to "recover."
I was also going to school part-time, and it just didn't seem to make sense to drop everything at the time; so I headed on down to the good ol' methadone clinic and jumped on the 'done train... whoo whoo!
I started at 60 mg and I'm down to 15 now. I should be off soon, but I'm trying not to rush it.
I give you a lot of credit, man. Cold turkeying is NOT easy. You must be one strong mother fucker to stick it out
I'm in the Netherlands.
Ask me whatever you feel like
>inb4 he is a fail in life
Bring all your shit, faggots.
virgin, 19. That's my dick.
>>684434731
the problem must be with your face or personality.
That's an okay looking dick to me.
(no homo)
>>684432925
Why is that? You don't kiss your friends, but I do masturbate with them, which is what led to the bjs.
>>684428346
Mate she is playing you about. Wait and see what excuse she produces in 5 months time. If she wanted that hole plugged she would be giving it up now. Don't give this bitch anything more until you can get balls deep in her because it sounds like you're being taken for a ride.
>>684430159
>>684430159
So how the fuck are you supposed to win the rigged game?
20yo kissless, legless (never had a girl sitting on my legs), handless (never held hands with a girl), loveless (never fall in love) virgin here.
Fear me.
19, male, virgin
>>684436990
I wish that I could remember how I used to get grills...
It used to be easy, man. I was somehow able to project confidence but without coming off like a total douchebag. It was like I wouldn't really say much, but when I did, it was some witty little gem or something.
Now I open my mouth, and I say something either really, really stupid, or I say something that makes me look like a total asshole. It sucks... I lost my magic.
>>684437332
For some reason, that extreme lack of human connection and emotion in your life makes me respect you.
Not kidding, as If you have greater things to do than love.
>>684437628
I don't even care about mating anymore to be honest.
>>684437900
I wish I were that way.
I wish I didn't desire romantic or sexual things.
Not even friendship.
I wish I could just focus on my ambitions.
>>684438211
The thing is I'm utter trash that doesn't have any kind of ambition.
I'm just fine with my mere childish pleasures.
If any of you betas smoke let me give you some advice, stop. You have way more confidence when your sober and your dick gets harder
>>684438491
That's cool as well.
