ITT: Every post must rhyme
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ITT: Every post must rhyme
Boy, I sure am having a great time
Why am I posting here instead of being outside fighting crime
>>684422250
niggers commit crime
>>684422333
Oh boy, if only for every repeating digit I would get a dime
I can't be bothered to think of anything to say
lime
>>684422347
For committing crime niggers will do hard time
>>684422450
weak af
This is stupid tbh fam
I hope everyone in this thread gets a disease, lime
C-C-COMBO BREAKER, this happen every time
>>684422451
I'm black hip and cool and I use the word fam
>>684422641
damn
>>684422451
For you not being botherd to think of sick rhyms I have demised a plan to help you this time.
Shine
niggers commit crime
Nigger!!!1!!
>>684422761
They stole my lime
niggers commit crime
>>684422711
I also eat out of a can
Niggers commit a lot of crimes
>>684422853
Crackers don't do crime
>>684423031
Because niggers do all the crime
>>684422961
That didn't rhyme, dumbass.
We're running out of time!
The niggers are committing crime!
We have to find a lime!
this thread is amazing
i like the composition
it is really raising
a huge competition
rekt and YLYL can't even match
a thread this so superior
not even Benedict Cumberbatch
will get me cheerier
I don't like rap lime
niggers commit crime
I need some more time
niggers cannot stop committing crime
>>684423158
Crimes rhymes with crime
>>684423183
read it like a rap
also *a thread so superior
>>684423352
Rhymes crimes with rhyme
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18T8fENwXUv
niggers are criminals all of the time
... (I'm a mime)
Don't do crime if you can't do the time.
>>684423504
>>684423504
Covering mimes in slime my raps are sublime ya'll can't keep with the times i spit pure grime
niggers commit crime
>>684423504
That eats limes
>>684423613
All the time
Dan "along came a Schneider that crept up inside her" Schneider
Im a lyrical spirutual individual miracle
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual lyrical mircale chime
niggers continue to commit crime
>>684423785
Kek all the time
You are all faggots
>>684422550
Better than your line you pretentious cuck
Better keep dem rhymes flowin', maggots
niggers are predestined by birth to commit crime
You are all retarded.
My patience with you all has departed.
This thread is a gigantic waste of time.
If you were more intelligent it could have been fine.
But here I sit amid your stupidity- surrounded.
Uninspired and dumbfounded.
Must depart now you worthless swine please do not whine
>>684423997
Such edgy
>>684424063
About time
You lime
BOMBO KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
niggers commit crime
>>684424124
I saw Putin in my dream, he was my teacher, shit was crazy, talking bout the moon and shit, that shit should be a crime
>>684423780
Who likes to suck on a cum filled testicle
>>684424243
AAAYYY wah gwan?
>>684422250
I'm in my prime.
>>684424063
Y'all niggas' rhymes are weak; mine are mighty fine
To get the flow you seek, you should take the time
You don't feel it, to earn it, you process like a bot
Never ending computing of poetry, faggot
For shame, you're so lame, fighting you would be inane
I'll let you to your devices and bask in my eternal fame
>>684424146
As your words gently chime,
I move away through the nighttime.
Please try to not mind,
simply try and find the one true paradigm
of existence, satisfactory and sublime.
>>684424554
Don't worry I'll be fine
>>684424618
Soon like a star I shall shine
Cypher time
I'm a hybrid human with hi-tech fusion bicep movements
Minds a combination of Einstein's fused with Issac Newtons
>>684424663
Watch out for those niggers committing those crimes
>>684424753
Niggers stealing limes
>>684424618
Remember this is your one and only lifetime.
So being fine is not enough-man.
Find solace in the beauty of summertime.
So be the absolute best you can
>>684424124
I'm ready, I'm ready to slice a fucker under the sea I'm filthy and absorbent, yellow is me. This cancer and aids be something you wish? So rub your dads dick YA mums clit smells like fish call me spongebong nigga pants faggot, what's your last wish?
>>684424934
Alright man
>>684425024
That is all.
Bye Ben
>>684425120
It was great the time we spent
But like all great things
It had to end
I just hope my broken heart mends
Good by my friend
>>684424737
But I'll bomb abut mother fucker like my name was Putin so duck YA head and pray when I'm shootin.
>>684424934
I see now, the truth indeed
I accept the spell you heed
It's time for me to depart from here
Still I cannot for I truly fear
The grim message from the bleak harbinger
"Do not forget, you are here forever"
Victory Or Die
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Lyrics
Victory or die!
What do you say what I can ever do for you
What are we gonna do to pass the time
What do you care when you find that life's unfair
Equality is just a state of mind
Believe whatever is right what's right for you tonight
You know where to draw the line
What have you done what's in your mind what do you need
Where shall we go to let it out
What have you seen, we don't know where you've been
Life so often blows your candle out
Believe in what is right, what's right for you tonight
Who knows what the fuck it's all about
Look up and see the flying saucers cruising in the sky
I saw one myself it ain't no lie
Look down and see the road you're on as if you are on a marathon
That's the spirit victory or die
What did they say what have we learned, what do we know
What shall we do to even up the score
What do you find, if you find that you've gone blind
Darkness is a thing we've seen before
Believing is your right all right, whatever lights your light
You always end up on the killing floor
Look around and see the soldiers, see them marching off to war
Take a careful look as the swing by
They're all heroes but they don't know what they're fighting for
That's the spirit victory or die
Watch out for the monsters in the alleys of the night
They're always hungry look 'em in the eye
They're looking at your daughters, they've seen the flying saucers
You have to tell them victory or die... or die
>>684424753
When a nigger gives me limes I'll make a monkey steak cause I'm faggot intolerant like a cheese cake I'll dissolve every nigger in a hydrochloric acid lake then collect remaining bones and make a demonic rattle shake
Arise by the power of the meme, Arise from underneath
Can't let a thread with posts so supreme die a dog's death
>>684425627
Bitch that's more of a poem than a rime I'll strike you with a hiv infected needle for wasting my time, faggot I don't like you so just to spite you I'll get a rabies infested bat to bite you
>>684425347
Or devise an intrusion, then send troops in
No friends, abusive. Impale your eyes with bent toothpicks
Leave your entire fam bruised from a duel-tipped bullwhip
where you at son
>>684426373
Before it goes to 404 I'll give these niggas filth galore like a rancid African homeless n poor you don't want to hear me knock on your door in a the dead of night I got a whole warehouse full of archives to keep tack of this specificly prolific cancer type sickness I'm spittin more dangerous than a class 1 weapon I'm betting you'll be dead before you fall 911 will be YA last call
>>684426836
Where I'm at? I'm lurkin in the shadows building barrows to burn these bitches alive in ditches I got to acknowledge you spit some descent filth but I'll take you out like ya parents will, it's my will I'm on a mission to grab a scalpal and slit every incision a second time with percision to leave a puddle of blood and ya feet and before you drop I'll hold you by your top whisper something in your ear that will make you shake and shiver bitch I'm not OP but I still deliver
Where you niggas at? Did i make you leave? There's to much filth to precieve you don't want to believe but it's plain to see there ain't no body that can step to me
niggers and jews are bad news
Don't you dare to try and scare
-me,
I've been through more than you would bear
In the dark of night I've seen cancer,
-gee
That would drive you to despair.
>>684427878
From newfag to oldfag, I've seen through the cracks
-yes
Been through hoops and loops, moot and WT snacks
-desu !
/b/ is my playground, this thread is my base
Better run as fast as you can, before I give chase.
>>684428264
What a small contender
What a worthless attempt !
I'll send you to sleep longer than Kingseeker Frampt
From the depths of /hc/ to the mounts of /s4s/
lol to the lul, kek to the zozzle
I'll slice you up faster than a fried chipotle
I don't need no squad to tear you in half
I'm put a stop in your path; harder than Gandalf
Over 9000 posts of pure filth,
unadultered cancer
You're a coward and a thief
A faggot, if you prefer.
>>684428337
/b/ is your playground but /b/ is my throne I'll spill the blood of any mother fucker that steps in my zone I'm gifted and known by all that oppose shiny and gold my chariots covered in chrome you don't wanna step to the fallen angel that walks alone I'll cast you from the fire and break all your bones
>>684422209
I do fine within time
bumpiyy
>>684429114
Bitch I eat fire put you weak chipotle away I'll slaughter any mother fucker that stands in my way but I see potential in you and what you could be so for the price of a soul you can walk with me
>>684429159
>>684429159
Fallen Angel ? Please, check your privilege
You wouldn't want to cut yourself on that edge.
I sense much aggressivity, calm down mate !
Maybe that would let you escape your fate.
Ah, I jest ! You are but done,vanquished.
You are dead already, and your corpse, banished.
Even without a fight, I would be the victor
I will be grand prince and grant you that honor.
Though your helmet of gold, and your chariot of chrome
Won't help you at all with your extra chromosome.
ORANGE
>>684430280
Alright let's make peace, throw your qualms away
Together we will walk, and never go astray.
Anonymous warriors, shitposter slayers
Together we'll stand, and never fear others
Respect my limits and I'll respect yours.
Let me be, and I'll let you /b/.
>>684430655
doorhinge
>>684430655
Witnessed
>>684430655
How was your trip to Blorenge?
>>684430620
No privilege here you transgender scum if you drop the soap like your verse keep an eye on your bum, I'm spitting these lyrics faster than you cum so sit back your not Chad I've already won but just to disrespect and spite ya I'm commin atcha fastsa than these shitty captchas your receiving if you can perceive what I'm spitting my raps are tasty to the point of finger lickin trump stump freedom don't feel intimidated to spit back if you think you can switch raps I'll snap ya trigger finger before you shoot back
>>684430655
Observing the flora, you might have spotted, on one of the ferns perhaps, a sporange
>>684431238
Before me stands a glimmer of hope in this sub-human filth we will slay all faggots if it is your will
There's nothing you weeks can say that will make this cringe ok. Forget the memes for a sec and take this beating the right way. Bend over like the traps you pretend to love, I'm about to take you to Cuckey cheese. Here's some dubs and avoid the ball pit please.
>>684430655
You think your good but like a roach you scourge, your a gay bear, bitch I'll eat your porridge let it be know you lonely and low shit posting I'm roasting this bitch like im Edgar Allen pown
>>684431992
Fuck the ball pit I'll get my balls licked by your bitch behind the counter the numbers flicking over watch these dubs approach ya, all the traps in Thailand couldn't satisfy ya don't step to close you'll get burnt by my fire
>>684431635
Ahh ! Don't get mad anon, here, come and sit down
Let the adults talk, it might teach you a lesson
My trigger finger ? Ah ! I wouldn't use guns against a kid
This slingshot you're carrying wouldn't hurt an arachnid
You're fast, I admit, but you cannot turn
little fella
I guarentee : keep going and you will burn
in my aura
It's a damn shame
We don't have names
And still from here I know you and I aren't the same
You're low class, crass, your raps lack style and mass
I think you should rather try to make rhymes with your ass
It would at least be somewhat surprising
It's sad really, you are getting quite boring
>>684432917
everyone's autism is blinding
>>684432917
Not bad a testament if you will, I gotta admit you have a bit of skill but like the Old Testament you lacking logic by analysing your style I would conclude your an alcoholic like every AA you have to introduce your self I'll strap you up strip ya down and remove your stealth.
My styles to precise I rape your concentration don't avoid me like a nigger Child tax evasion hey I'm just sayin although your a bright bulb I'm shining like the sun I got to say this clash has been quiet fun if your not to deterred refer to your flight or fight instinct here's my kik (dank7771) if you want this battle to continue before mods drop a 404 add me but need not apply filthy whores
Niggers crime
>>684433781
Your legally blind but I'm binding like hydrolysis reaction you get no attention cause I'm the main attraction i maintain traction no straying like a wallet on a Jew it's never open but I'll unleash this rhyme on you
>>684432448
This nigga ain't got shit on me, mother fucker works at the dmv. The only numbers that click for you, are the step by step method you're using to tie your shoes. Also It ain't really sucking if it doesn't go past her lips, but just for kicks let's say she kissed your little prick, I'll take a schick to that stub, leave no trace of a nub, and drop that bitch in the crick, quick.
>>684434920
you have a small dick
Look what i found! It's a picture of an agate!
>>684434920
The only thing baffling of your rhyme on which you spent so much time is weather your slower mentally or lyrically honestly your the epitome of shit posting heavily even though where separated by a screen it's plain to see your strange to me I'll let these fuckers see the you have epilepsy when you step to me you breath heavily I wait at hells entrance once you take the bait I'll lock gate to seal your fate
>>684435701
Just wanted to say, OP is a faggot
>>684435515
As does your mother, post op bitch under cover. You're about as original as butter. Paula dean nigger, putting down one liners like a shot of liqueur. Ones all you git in you, so sit down and learn from the men who own this venue.
I am the epitome of rhyme
When I find time
Put a leash on crime
Now I'm silent
like a mime
>>684434156
Aight mate, I'd drop by later, this has been fun
But I don't have a kik, nor do I have a phone
So here's to you and your rap, too close to the sun
For comfort, still
You don't lack skill
We'll finish this later on the chans if you will
>>684436209
Well said friend we will leave it at end and give our minds some time to mend
1 2 1 2, what you gonna do when the po come for you straight off the top of my head I'm not being brainfed spoonfed I'm just lyrical mad,
like the niggers that are fags, but I'll spit raps for straights.. And queers and blacks and whites and the crowd went ye cause all I wanna
do is shed a beer
>>684435729
Dude holy shit ... that was autistic. Slow down for a second and lay off the sperg schtick. Maybe this ain't your first language, but I'll help you. Stop hitting your key board like cromagnus and learn to poo in the loo. Keep your tendies to yourself, and try to find some help. Your mom uses elf on the shelf, and i found that bitch at 2 stars on yelp. Bad eat, Your Gbp ain't got shit on me. Ask your mom what I buy with mine, bitch let me truck fuck her two times, and all I had to do was let her think you were mine.
>>684437098
I ain't gonna slow down for a mentally damaged Clown you gotta accelerate If you want to escape the fate the gods have given don't challenge my wisdom my words will cut your life span short Like your circumcision to prevent infections but from the battle take a lesson your vulnerable to the specific pathogens is spreading avert your eyes cause I'm gruesome like an Isis beheading
The fag above me is salty as brine
>>684438114
Don't be aggressive cause your family's swine
>>684437804
You're about as fake as one too. And my circumcision is uneven dude. Your trying so hard to rap you can't talk straight, you need fucking syntax m8. Its all really a little late, your rhymes are as laughable as your fate. Run the razor on that neck beard before it's too late, and try vitamin d, and maybe a date. But if youre going to rhyme a a a, and try all this shit bait, the least you could do is make sense while I wait.
>>684438114
Indeed, tears like vintage wine.
>>684438821
Is this autism real? sharpie in pooper to confirm your not trolling are you in a wheelchair that's the only way your rolling. My rhymes are catchy there sticker than your cum box I'll grip a glock and shoot ya in six spots as if you were worthless your worship to MLP defeats the purpose like bush taking bullets for the secret service let it be know this battles never over ya cursed (I'm off now gg)
good thread
nice read
