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BALL ONE
BALL TWO
I shit blindfolded
my family hates me
Not rich enough
Still want whutney's butt
>>684412500
1. shit with your eyes wide open
2. rape your mother and father
>>684412929
this will do
College
Girls
>>684412376
Major depression.
Thinning hair.
Chronic headache disorder
Lust for sexual interaction with a real girl
>>684413266
1. take mushrooms
2. git gud
>>684413472
Poorfag
Headache is preventing me from having a social life
>>684413640
Get a job nigga
>self-destructive
>needs lots of attention
This is why I fuck up my relationships.
>>684412376
niggers
and
jews
oh, you said *my* problems, not everyone's...
drugs
cops
>>684414126
Can you share
Not the cops
>>684412376
I got a 5 inch dick, that's my fucking problem.. .
procrastination and foresight
i literally have an assignment due tomorrow morning and i haven't even started
>>684412376
Money
Work
>>684414227
That's average you twat. Stop watching nigger porn.
>>684412791
Who's "whutney"?
Whitney Wisconsin?
>>684413856
Didju not read the part where I said the headache disorder? I'm failing school and can't get a job.
@684412376
Everyone won't not stop calling me new
>>684414370
Holy shit. You're my brother
>>684414377
W-what's going on here?
>>684414370
>can't get a job
Bullshit. People with worse problems work, so can you. I'm not saying it's easy, but not impossible either.
>>684412376
>Leftist liberals
>Mexicans
>Asians infesting my university
>>684414561
You're right. I mean get a job or be fucking gangster man. Either way works
>>684414561
Think of the worst migraine or other headache you've ever had.
Now imagine having it every day.
Now imagine it being incurable with modernmedicine.
Add on the fact that even sunlight makes it worse. So sensitive to light and sounds it's agonizing to step foot outside a dark room.
Now tell me it's not impossible
>>684414651
To solve your Mexican problem, you should totally kill yourself
>>684414818
My dad got shot once and still went to work.. . So.. .
>>684414822
I'm actually hard at work on designing a gas chamber to fit large families... like yours.
>>684414818
It's not impossible.
Also,
>incurable with modern medicine
According to whom?
>>684414818
its all in your head, literally.
you need to stop being a victim and start winning.
pathetic. Wasting my tax dollars on you is disgusting
>>684414943
pls, getting shot is pussy shit compared to what this guy has, anyone can go to work with a hole in their leg if it's properly sealed and the bleeding has stopped, but going to work with the fear that at any moment you're going to experience the worst pain physically possible before passing out is 10 fold worse, it would be like getting shot multiple times a day, except it's actually painful
my penis is too big
no more room in my house for all my money
>>684415039
My neurologist, pediatrician, ENT, cardiologist, podiatrist, chiropractor, masseuse, radiologist, and allergist.
I've been to over 40 different doctors of all different practices in the past 2 years I've had it and no results.
>>684414943
That was one time. I've had a headache non-stop for 2 years. It wears down on you. I will commend him for such strength though.
All good on my end. My philosophy, if you can call it that, is that if you go around crying about how the world has got you down instead of fixing them you're only digging yourself into a bigger hole.
I'm failing out of college because I don't go to class
My parents don't know, I send them fake grades
>>684415321
Who mentioned leg or that it was sealed? Assumptions won't help here. No one should make an excuse not to work lol that is pussy shit right there. Fear? Ha! The kid is a beta cuck
>>684415118
I still live with my parents because of it. I don't get welfare.
I want you to have a headache for 2 years and see if you still have the will to live let alone go places and do things.
It's not just a fear of what will happen, because I know exactly what will happen, and then I will have to deal with increased pain over the normal amount for the rest of the day, if not the week. The only time I ever get some sort of relief is in my sleep, where it usually gets slightly better in the morning. Only ever so slightly.
>>684415392
Get a sex-change then you could live with me as a sex slave. I'll take good care of you. My gf hasn't given me shit in like 3 weeks so I wouldn't mind dumping her for you.
>>684412376
Unable to get out of my student overdraft even though I graduated last Year
The girl I like is stringing me along
All in all I'm pretty good lol I tried to think of two bioassay problems and it turns out I couldn't. Thanks /b/!
Lazy
Sugar addiction
Don't know how to kill sugar addiction
I'm not morbidly obese but I'd be a lot more healthy if I didn't have the addiction
Cold turkey doesn't seem to work and I wind up bargaining with myself when I try to cut it down
I have Tourette syndrome (TS) manifested with profanity.
I stutter
>>684416011
*bigass. My phone knows I'm a scientist lol.
Poor
Lazy as fuck
>>684415351
Kek
>>684415661
k nvm, i thought you were srs sry
>>684412376
Social anxiety
Highly avoidant
>>684416097
develop discipline, it'll solve almost every problem you can imagine
1)I`m russian
2)I`m poor medical student.
>>684412376
>swastika tattoo
>have to work with Polish
>>684413183
1. Do illegal drugs 'till you dont feel anything anymore.
2. Wear hats
>>684414023
1. Kill yourself
2. Stream it
>>684416149
1. Get a job
2. Get hurt on job, get disability
>>684416124
Get a talking keyboard like Stephen Hawking
Tape your mouth shut
clingy but distant (?)
depend on my bf
BMI 31 and a lisp. Both are fixable, so that's good?
>>684415392
Okay, but you're here on /b/ sitting up using a computer and typing. Some jobs require you to do pretty much just that. You're using it as an excuse not to work. If it's constant, then after a while it just becomes part of life. You should be used to it by now, and therefore able to work.
>>684417859
Leave him and come to me
>>684417966
you didnt say what your problems are but ive got you covered
1, youre a faggot
2, youre not funny either
>>684412376
Money
A bit too fat.
>socially inept
>commitment issues (with everything, not just in sense of relationship)
I don't think I could fix this myself except going to a psych therapy with the money I don't have
>>684418104
>nigger
>trying best at comedy
I'm sorry, but you're pathetic
>>684416839
That sux bro. But, at least you'll have a bright future after you finish your medical school. EU is in need for medicals.
>>684418194
how much kilobits are we talking about?
money
fat
Averange on everything(aka no good at nothing)
Have 0 motivations.
>>684412376
Misanthropy
I can't get a job
>>684418670
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684418591
Job
Stop eating
>>684418687
both of your problems is one contributing to the other. you have to at least "put a smile face on" when you're meeting people whether you like it or not, so that people know that you're accessible and not someone that's distant otherwise you can't get a normal job. otherwise, if you want to take part in other kind of jobs that doesn't require you to interact with other humans, I suggest going into the crime division.
>>684418687
Get a job.
Don't be misanthropy
>>684412376
The state
Capitalism
>>684414818
just join the military, numbnuts
>>684419118
>more state you have, less capitalism you get
>hate both
kek. Unless you are a centrist, you don't even know what you are saying.
Fixing:
The state
Socialism
>>684419347
>implying military will accept people with medical problems or unfit for strenuous physical activity
anxiety
being spoiled/no work ethics
Your mom doesn't swallow
-Laziness
-Trust issues
my mom and dad are alcoholics
i wish i could take care of myself
>>684419820
Dumbass who talks in third person on /b/
>>684420039
Sure you can. All you need is a little push toward right direction. And that's something you can do by yourself.
>>684420039
Why can't you take care of yourself?
>>684419667
well they accepted me, and i'm on here right now. so not to hard to pass medical
- Never had a girlfriend
- Boss hates me, and is close to firing me, and I don't know why
>>684420204
im a neet loser with severe anxiety
>I haven't gotten laid in like 3 weeks
>I admire gangsters.
>>684418902
eh
not about eating too much, just no exercise at all. havent gained/lost weight in the last 2 years.
>>684420329
Have you gone to college? If you are in, then try taking public speaking and make a few clingy jokes in that class once you're up there. You gotta learn to laugh at yourself before anything. That's how I got rid of my social anxiety.
>>684419901
i can field this one.
for trust issues, come to my house and we can jerkoff with balloons on our penisis. I think you know what happens after that
>>684420641
i just finished highschool and im 21
>>684420799
Stop making excuses. Just do it!
>>684419621
A state can be shit no matter what system it has
>>684419784
try to do gym (this is fucking important)
then try to learn programming or something like that , something that is "free" to learn cause you just have to read books to know programming.
always look tired despite adequate rest and diet
constantly think gf will cheat on me
>>684421525
>you just have to read books to know programming
kek
I can't get a girlfriend
My brother is a junkie
>>684420799
>>684420039
go fucking out and try to find a job now.
my parents are also alcoholic they were garbage. So i decided to find a job and live in an appartment. Today i realized that i did the good choice.
>>684412376
1. No motivation
2. Overweight
>>684421655
force your brother be your girlfriend
how too much foreskin
have nick name "plenty'o foreskin"
>Apathetic towards basically everything
>Aspergers
>>684420126
That's not third person, dipshit
>>684417480
>doing drugs with depression
ISHYGDDT
>>684421804
Best idea I've ever heard
Angela hui from queens nyc blocked me from Facebook
She has my dog!
Just wanna see her pictures
Anyone help?
>>684422377
Drugs can help with depression if used moderately
1. This thread
2. You
>>684423123
only temporary
Married but have the hots for a milf coworker
Mothers side of family (including my mom and sis) doesnt talk to me or visit because they hate my wife
>>684421226
You are right.
