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What could I, a humble tranny, do to get someone to buy me the demon dick from bad dragon?
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Along with pics/vids of me using it (obvs)
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>>684411871
take a 12 inch bbc balls deep and let him cum in your ass after edging for a week. also, don't let a drip of his superior cum fall on the floor.
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>>684411871
get a job?
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>>684413030
Im not a sissy, for one. Second, why not just get him to get it in that case? :p
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>>684413203
Im on disabilty because im a useless piece of shit lol
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>>684411871
Get a job, faggat.
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>>684413222
Nice trips
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Bumping
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Nobody?
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>>684411871
Drop paypal and a pic timestamped
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>>684415265
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>>684415952
gross

spend less time on dragon dicks and more time on looking cute m8 im guessin the ratio is like 100%/0% rn
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>>684416809
I agree i dont look amazin. You the anon that asked for it?
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>>684411871
Get toned legs
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>>684417343
Yeah, ive started doing squats. Not showing yet, but 50 a day should be okay right?
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Well this is a bit disappointing
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>>684411871
>>684415952

Can you post more pictures of yourself, OP? Your legs looks are lovely and somehow tells me you like lazying quite lot <3
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Bump
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>>684411871
get off the internet please
>what has been seen can't be unseen
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>>684413265
How are you on disability? Some tranny mental disorder? Missing body parts is less important than mental issues.
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>>684411871
You're fat
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>>684419669
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>>684420261
I was in the mental ward a while ago due to serious self harm and a suicide attempt, thats why.
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>>684411871
how much is it op?
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>>684416914
Start by shaving... everything.
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>>684419669
Heres another
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>>684420525
And you get disability because of that huh? You honestly don't know how lucky you are. I'm probably more depressed than you and have physical issues and it doesn't matter. I suppose I should drink bleach and start cutting?
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>>684420544
90 bucks plus shipping, BD is super high quality, and stuff from them is the top of my wish list. Heres all the toys i curre tly own
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>>684420525
>a suicide attempt,
If at first you don't succeed.

Do it, do it now
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>>684420664
I also cant function due to anxiety bad enough that despite living with people, not interacting for days is common, leaving the house is half impossible, its enough that im on disability for it
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>>684419669
Didnt put the image on because im an idiot
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>>684420935
I'm also a tranny, and I used to have crippling anxiety. Rather than going on disability and begging for dragon dicks on the internet, though, I actually put the effort in to get better.

Anxiety isn't an excuse for being shit
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>>684420435

Lovely, care to post more of yourself?

Oh and sorry for this

>>684420525
>I was in the mental ward a while ago due to serious self harm and a suicide attempt, thats why.

Hope you'll get better, have a nice day.
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>>684420935
Not hearing anything that's super uncommon in your behavior there. I barely leave the house and have had many surgeries and have conditions that can't be fixed. Like I said, mental issues are a green flag. Was there a tranny box you could check when applying? That likely helped.

Did you pretty up your boipussy for the judge, or get it first go? Sorry if I seem rude.
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>>684421104
Cool, good for you. Sorry that its torture to sit in a room with someone else for 10 minutes. Its so very entirely my fault that my brain is fucked up
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>>684421269
It is your fault. I was that bad; it can be fixed if you actually try.

Admitting it's your fault puts it on you to fix it, not on others to pay for your failures.
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>>684421205
Sure.
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>>684421371
I mean, i sit in a room with someone else in it for at least 10 minutes now daily, i am working. But id rather not starve to death while i get better
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>>684421104
Listen here faggot, I've been to the hospital due to severe panic attacks. Sometimes months pass when I do not talk to people.
Yet you try and function and do not whine and bitch or go on fucking disability due to a supposed condition. Stop being a waste of life get a job and fuck off
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>>684421253
Someone sounds salty that they were rejected when they applied.
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>>684421104
>>684421542

i love it when trannys fight, especially when they use "faggot" to insult eachother
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>>684421542
3 times, ive been in the ER due to anxiety attacks. You arent special for needing to go to the hospital. I am on disability because its the only real way i can get by.
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>>684421634
That last line couldn't have offended you that much, did I hit the nail on the head?

I suppose the only solace I'll have from this whole conversation, is that likely no matter how many dragon dildos people gift you, you'll still end up killing yourself in a few years.
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>>684421205
Boobs
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>>684411871
an hero m8gt?
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>>684421769
you could become a camwhore or a real whore
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>>684420805
One of the most degenerate pictures I've seen in my life, and I've seen some shit
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>>684421736
I'm not a trap moron, just fucked up in the head.

>>684421769
Stop whining have you actually tried to fit in with society, and don't mean the fact that you're a trap, instead of giving up on life and begging for dildos on an anonymous homosexual support image board.
Just out of curiosity what do you think causes your so-called condition
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>>684421937
The lack of ability to interact with people rules out prostitution, and i wouldnt be able to make any money camwhoring, with how many better girls there are
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>>684420435
>>684421088
>>684421373
>>684421887

Where are you from, by the way?
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>>684421922
What???
>>684422052
Chemical imbalances?
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>>684422125
Canada, right on the border with Detroit
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>>684422078
put a shit ton of makeup on and leave your dignity at the door, and you will make money camwhoring. there will always be some pervert who will be willing to part with their money to see you do stuff.
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>>684422302

Oh, i see. Czech Republic here.
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>>684422412
Im not great with makeup, this was my last attempt.
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>>684422575
That picture brings a few questions. Any reason you asked?
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>>684422594
Honestly, just go away
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>>684422594
you look okay
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>>684422685
No idea who's sayin this, but nah.
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>>684422704
Thanks for saying that, but the sheer amount of peolple saying otherwise sorta drown you out.
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>>684422575

is there some trap comunity?
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>>684422943
Ive not met any others here in Canada, but they exist from what i understand.
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Those dragon dildos look kind of pointy, don't they hurt?
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>>684423355
Theyre made of a fairly soft silicone, so they dont at all, unless i move too fast going down them
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>>684420805
please explain the appeal of fake alien cocks to me
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>>684422674

>That picture brings a few questions. Any reason you asked?

You are attractive and it went through my mind if there was chance of You being near me.

>>684422943

>is there some trap comunity?

If there is, i'm not aware of it. But i found very attractive feminine/androgynous guys on gay dating sites.
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>>684423487
For one, none of those are aliens. 2 are dragons, one is a gryphon, and one is a human. The appeal is they all feel different and the fantasy of getting fucked by a dragon is fun. Also, one of them can cum
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>>684422302
>>684421253
Oh it makes sense now. If you're a tranny it's so easy to get on disability in Canada. I've met a bunch of them who are on disability just because it's basically free, no-questions-asked money from the govt. They don't care if you actually need it here... hurrah socialism. Glad I'm paying for their dragon dildos.
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>>684423630
I mean begging for dragon dildos sorta proves tax money isnt being used on them?
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>>684423714
Not really. Use up all your free shit then beg for more. It's not unexpected.

They put their hands out, quickly consume what they're given, and put them right back out...
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>>684423849
750 bucks a month roughly is barely enough to live on
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>>684424055
It sure buys a lot of dragon dildos tho eh
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>>684424168
You're an ass hole, leave him and or her alone
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>>684424055
is that canadian or usd?

even if thats canadian thats £100 a week which is a good income for doing nothing. some people have part time jobs and dont earn close to that.
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>>684424168
I wouldn't know, im attempting to keep a roof over my head and to not starve to death
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>>684413222

>not a sissy
>using ":p" smiley at grown age

Pick one faggot
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>>684424238
Thanks. Her. ^~^
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>>684424333
750 where I live in Canada would just cover a months rent, it really isn't much
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>>684424439
fuck off man, the ":p" smiley was big time back in the early 00's.
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>>684424490
oh i assumed you were living with your parents or something, if you need to pay rent with that too then it really isnt much.
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>>684421088

>those shoulders
>those man tits
>that hint of a snail trail
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>>684424581
Third one is the lighting.
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>>684424552
Nope, rent is one of my expenses
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why are you fat
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>>684424776

Well, post your penis at least.

That is the make or break.
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>>684424859
Low muscle tone and basically no exercise, as well as a diet mostly consisting of Kraft Dinner
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>>684424983
What sort of picture?
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>>684425035

A penis picture?
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>>684422594
Shave your fucking eyebrows and you'll look like less of a cross dresser.
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>>684425156
Like, erect or not, stuff like that?
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>>684411871
>>684415952
hey meestah-neegah you're pretty cute
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>>684425344
Thank you, i think.
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>>684425243

One of each, please?
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>>684425446
no problem pal
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>>684425464
Soft
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>>684425804

6.5/10 would suck
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>>684425464
Hard
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>>684420805
Why are there so many tiny little ones? Why is that the objection to have to this?
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>>684426204

7.5/10 hard
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>>684426507
Theyre teenie weenies. Theyre just silly little things to have, i have 15
>>684426566
That on a scale where 7.5 is average or 5 is average?
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>>684420805
Yugioh card box? Lol
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>>684422594
Hair looks like shit, eyebrows and eyes look like shit.
Lips and cheeks look okay. Work on it.
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>>684426740
Yeah, i play a children's card game
>>684426810
Thanks for the genuine criticism
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>>684427111
I used to play yugioh too, I used a chaos beatdown deck. Sadly all the cards I liked were banned from tournaments.
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>>684427398
I play a merlantean deck. Its not competitive but its super fun to play
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>>684411871
get a fucking job
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>>684427702
Read the fucking thread
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>>684426204
where are your balls?
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OP, can you make some longer gifs/webm presenting yourself in various ways?
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>>684411871
would you ever dominate a guy, like make him your slave, use him as a footrest and shit like that
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>>684427875
I have a few 2 minute long or so videos, but theyre fairly low quality, and my method of making gifs only allows 3 seconds
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>>684427941
Im super duper submissive, so nope.
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>>684427841
Smaller thanks to estrogen
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Op you're a qt, would be your friend in another life, please don't hurt yourself, you deserve to be happy too , I hope you get better soon
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>>684428236

I wouldn't mind low quality videos when i can see you, so if you can post them and possibly make new ones <3
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>>684428827
I cant make webms
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>>684428773
Thank you anon!!
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>>684429466
Can we see that yummy hole? ;) you'd make a great centre piece in a gangbang baby x
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>>684420884
*didn't
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>>684429760
Sure, hehe
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>>684429934
Mmm damn, thanks for making my day, I'd buy you all the sex toys you'd want if I wasn't broke
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>>684430205
Thanks for the sentiment
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Can we see ur feet? And can u put ur toe in ur mouth?
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>>684430560
Sure.
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>>684421269
This, so much of this
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>>684430560
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>>684421269
Here's an idea: Quit acting like a victim and actually get yourself help, or at the very least work on toning that saggy cellulite-ridden body and wash your fucking face
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>>684420805
>has all these toys
>still wants more

I guess I can't blame you, they do look a lot of fun.

>>684430692

This is both cute and hot as fuck.
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Omg ur soooo sexy!! Thanks for the feet pic...tell us about giving ur first blow job...taking ur first dick in ur ass
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Do awkward nerds hit on you at yugioh tournaments?
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And ur feet look tasty as hell...id fuck u while ur toe was in my mouth
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Aww did we lose u and those perfect toes?
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>>684431063
Im a virgin
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