Hi /b/ I'm back. I purchased this Miku Hatsune sex doll
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Hi /b/ I'm back. I purchased this Miku Hatsune sex doll earlier today for $2000. Some of you had a problem with me wanting to buy this and I appreciated everyone's opinions but please understand that as a 28 yo virgin, I need some sort of companionship to rid my loneliness, and that is my main reason for buying this sex doll. It sucks being alone all the time.
>>684408518
Just pay for a hooker you idiot, for 2k you could hire a chuck who specialise with first timers
>>684408518
>sex doll
>companionship
bait
>>684408518
You do know they make sex androids with life like motion now?
Sex dolls are so last year
>>684408518
i mean, id totally stick my dick in one, wouldnt drop 2k for it though, whatever floats your boat op.
>>684408518
pic
>>684408649
I've thought about hookers, but I won't want to run into an undercover cop or get stds. I have higher standards than that and paying a hooker is kind of pathetic. It could also be contributing to human trafficking.
If prostitution were legal in America (excluding Nevada) then maybe I would go to a hooker
>>684408823
pic?
This is one of those posts that inspires me to workout. It might be troll, or it might be real either way I don't want to become the person posting it. As long as I am slightly better in life than OP, I'll feel okay.
>>684409871
You act like it's the end of the world for me...I assure you it's not. I have a good job, a nice place and I do workout. I just have the shittiest social skills to impress females. This in turn has made me a complete loner and I see nothing wrong with a sex doll...
>>684408969
> I have higher standards than that and paying a hooker is kind of pathetic.
>Buys a Sex doll.
I have news for you...
>>684408518
I am alone and its great. I have sex when I want, but living alone has been very good for me. Guess we are all different.
That doll looks amazing I must say..
>>684408969
Now photograph yourself fucking it. And post the pics.
Do it! Be the hero /b deservea
>>684408969
>buys an overpriced blue haired barbie sex doll
>I have higher standards than paying a hooker, which is kinda pathetic
Not sure if troll or not.
But there could be worse things to waste your money on I suppose OP.
>>684408518
I can't even imagine how excruciating the moments of lucid reflection on what you're doing with your life are. Realizing that you're trying to find companionship in a sex doll.
>>684410271
You're alone but you have sex? How?
>>684408518
No matter how much you love "her", she will never love you back.
>>684410680
just like a real relationship what's your point? women are a meme
>>684410599
Yeah, a doll is a better investment than hookers. The doll will always be there for me and a hooker will just leave...until I pay again.
>>684410680
You know how many waifus you've offended with that statement?
>>684410924
Forward thinking. The only problem is that you have to clean the doll every single time you use it.
Like I have a fleshlight, but I barely use it because of that reason.
>>684410444
Well, he´s right. Buying sex at some shady criminal shithole hurts other people. Just look up some documentaries on human trafficking and forced prostitution. Its bad. And there is a very real risk for yourself involved too.
Buying a sex doll hurts no one.
>>684411342
can't you just pull out?
>>684410228
>greentexts something implying the opposite is true
I have news for you
>>684408518
I wanna fuck a sex doll, because it satisfies my fetish of sex robots.
>>684411490
Still need to wash out the lube, spray your disinfectant and put on your lasting powder.
>>684411633
Sounds a lot less sexy when you put it that way.
>>684408518
Dude, you're not lonely, you're just bored and horny.
Please don't take this as an underhanded insult, but which people always go on about being lonely? Chicks. And generally fat chicks. Why is this? Chicks don't have hobbies or interests like most guys do, and rely on others (mainly men) to entertain them, fill their time and educate them. They get 'lonely' because if they don't have a guy providing them with interesting times and feeding their brain, they just sit around in an empty life. Guys have a natural curiosity and desire to learn, gain skills, improve, build things, so they don't rely so heavily on others, and tend not to sit at home, staring at a wall feeling 'lonely'. I'm not saying you're not a man, I'm saying to make contact with your inner man and reject society's feminisation of men. Get hobbies, learn about politics/history/philosophy, learn a musical instrument, get outdoors and appreciate nature, learn to box, learn to paint/sculpt, learn to ride a horse, all of this shit. Then you'll realise you were just bored and horny, not lonely.
>>684411735
take care of your toys dipshit.
OP, POST PICS OF VAGINA. Then of dick in mouth. Then Dick in Ass, then webm of you raling the daylights out of it.
>>684411633
woah, i didn't even think about lube and stuff.
sounds like too much effort to have a
sex doll/fleshlight
>>684411777
Oh lawdy
>>684411798
I don't have any. Im interested, but jerkin it with my hand is free and I dont feel like spending the money for something like that.
>>684408969
>but I won't want to run into an undercover cop or get stds.
So buy a damn plane ticket and go to the Bunny Ranch.
>>684411889
It's not too bad if your sessions last more than 5 minutes. Just have a shower after and do the cleaning then.
There is literally nothing wrong with having a healthy heterosexual relationship with a sex doll.
Mitsu and I have been going steady for three years now and my family are totally accepting of our love, you guys are making OP sound like some sort of sexual deviant.
>>684411749
Yes anon fucking preach based anon of truth. We must reject societies' feminisation of men. Fucking finally someone with a pair of bollox between his legs. Op needs to do some mma.
>>>/jp/
Personally, I would have gotten a plushie or a dakimakura if given the choice.
Then again I'm more into ponies than I am anime/furry, but whatever floats your boat. As long as you're not lonely anymore and it's a good relief, then it's money well spent.
Although I'm not sure I would have dropped 2 grand on it. Maybe 1 and save the other grand for a new gun or some knives
>>684408518
>>684412303
>>684408518
lol you're still alone you faggot
>>684412477
>>684412303
yes you are
>>684410271
I go to Pattaya, Thiland
>>684412190
Such intense bait. Holy fucking fuck.
>>684408969
>>684408969
>I have higher standards than that
But not higher than buying an anime sex doll?
>paying a hooker is kind of pathetic.
Sex doll.
>It could also be contributing to human trafficking.
You are retarded if you buy into that bullshit.
>>684408518
Y'all buying a sex doll ain't that bad honestly. Just remember its only a sex doll and don't start becoming a fucking cringe creep thinking its alive.
>>684408518
I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"
that won't be as powerful or specific
then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.
then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.
>>684408518
I thought these things were like $10K.
I just want to see pictures of OP abusing it. This is what needs to happen. We need to see it naked and starving for cock.
>>684412736
You're retarded if you don't believe in human trafficking. The I-10 had the most human trafficking in the United States. You're a fucking idiot.
>>684412598
What do you mean by 'bait'?
>>684413139
/b/ is not the place for you with reason and logic like that
>>684413090
>abusing my waifu
Erm how about no?
OP
What would you do if another man raped your sex doll?
I bought a second hand sex doll for a bit of a joke once but ever since, I've developed some very serious romantic feelings towards her.
Have I gone too far to be considered a normie any more?
>>684413631
In all honesty, I'd probably kill him with my katana.
>>684413704
love is not normal ,so you fine anon
>>684413791
Yeah but would you want to have sex with it again?
>>684413834
Arigato anon-kun
>>684408518
good luck being alone with a doll then
>>684413884
I'd need to clean her up but I would forgive her in time.
If transgenders can have their bathrooms, then anons can have their sex doll relationships. Don't discriminate against OP's rights!
>>684413965
cuck
>>684413986
Thank you my friend. :)
>>684414008
cock*
>>684408969
can you fuck her or it is just a big barbie? does she open her mouth? take off that swimsuit
>>684414008
Grow up, it's 2016, relationships come in all different shapes and sizes.
>>684413986
>>684414131
>CURRENT YEAR
>>684414110
Well yeah, she has a working vagina but we're taking it slow at the minute.
>>684413090
Got you covered.
>>684411923
The fact that I recognize not only the mangaka but the hentai this is based off of is ridiculous.
Z-Ton - Inbreeding of an Era
https://hitomi.la/galleries/767441.html
Hello, I am also a doll lover and I think you should ignore what all the trolls are saying, there's something very special about your relationship and I wish you two all the best in the future. :)
>>684408518
>Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
>k fc
omg colonel sanders will be temporary president
>>684413631
I got a much longer comic all about that, but I don't wanna spam too much.
>>684414458
Thank you kind stranger. :)
>>684414235
only the vagina?
2k u got ripped off
>>684414458
wtf is wrong with this world. Well hell send these things to india so they dont continue to rape people over there.
>>684408518
Good job OP, do what you feels.
I look forward to one day reading about the police putting your doll away in an evidence locker after they find 5 chained up women in your basement and arrest you.
>>684414554
Well her butthole can also be lubed but I don't want to rush into things and upset her.
>>684414654
What a sadist
>>684414657
that will never work,rapist like the sound and warm touch of thier victims
>>684408518
I'm not gonna bash on you bro. If I had $2000 to blow, I would buy one too.
>>684414657
>>684414777
Why do you insist on comparing doll lovers to murderous rapists?
It's a totally healthy relationship between a man and his waifu that is certainly a lot more natural than hiring a prostitute (like some people have suggested).
You have a lot of growing up to do before you realise just how hurtful you are being right now.
>>684408518
I need to fix my loneliness.
Better surround myself with inanimate objects for sex.
Sound logic OP
>>684415067
*brofist*
You absolutely should, this is the happiest I've ever been since my parents divorced, I feel truly loved again. :)
>>684415174
it the human face you need anon
>>684415174
>inanimate
She's fully posable you dipshit.
>>684414824
That's so fucked up, I love it.
>>684408518
Hey OP, as long as it makes you happy. Will be a lot cheaper than a real female anyway.
>>684408649
Sex once for 2k? Are you kidding?
>>684414484
fuckin spam it bro, these comics are making me feel funny in my noodle
>>684415520
Thanks man :)
>>684415134
You're absolutely right. A grown man treating fictional/robotic things like real people isn't sociopathic at all. As we all know, sociopaths don't murder or rape anyone. Enjoy beings social outcasts, but not because society doesn't understand you, but because your genuinely weird and off putting people.
Also, prostitution has been around thousands of years... Fucking dolls, not so much
>>684415355
You don't know what that word means, dipshit
>>684415711
so have fucking sheep and dogs,
Honest advice here OP. Don't let yourself get too attached. It's normal to have some feeling towards it, but don't confuse it with the real thing. The last thing you want is to lose the chance at a real girl (a good one) because you can't see beyond you and your doll. Just a word of warning.
>>684415355
Zozzle. I think you confusing inarticulate and inanimate. Something can have points of articulation and still be inanimate
>>684414816
Am I the only one who finds the fact that he doesn't wanna rush things with the sex doll more amusing than the fact that he bought a sex doll?
>>684414816
how can she be upset, she's a little slut craving the cock, I can tell
>>684415711
Using the same logic, writing your name in the sand with a stick has existed for thousands of years and computers only for the last few decades, that PROVES computers are stupid.
Why does it bother you so much that we are in love? Just because she's not made of flesh makes it somehow 'wrong'?
I don't judge you for your life choices, please offer me the same courtesy.
>>684415929
>implying there good women in the world
>>684411749
Underrated post.
>>684416131
Don't talk about my fiance like that.
>>684416266
You're fucking delusional.
>>684415941
Well she can also vibrate, did I forget to mention that?
>>684416070
LOL no. I mean shit, this whole thing is amusing
>I'm such a forever alone, no one will love me.
>well instead of work on myself and apply myself, I'll just drop a fuck ton of money on a metal skeleton wrapped in flesh like latex so I can stick my sick in it.
>Problem solved!
I want one of Lightning
>>684416318
and you're rude, let's just leave it at that
>>684408969
>It could also be contributing to human trafficking.
How is it human trafficking if it's an american from backpage?
Also, just tell her you're gifting her the money for the time (not the sex) to protect yourself from an undercover cop.
>>684416318
Maybe that anon is right. Maybe he can practice common sense so he can get a real woman this time. I mean, all the years spending time alone without human contact can make you spill spaghetti everywhere once you go out to the world
>>684416447
post pic of it,after finding it
>>684415711
Masturbation has been around forever. Would using sex dolls just be an enhanced form of masturbation?
>>684408518
You've already identified the problem; you have no social skills. So work on the problem instead of buying a substitute. Go to a bar late in the evening but sober. The women will be drunk or at least buzzed which gives you a slight advantage. Buy a drink and the next woman who walks by say something like 'I like your haircut'. Doesn't matter if you like it or not or she's good looking or ugly or fat or skinny. Aim low. Think shotgun hitting everything, not sniper trying to get the one clean shot. You're not there to try and take her home, at least not yet. She'll probably say 'thanks' and continue on. That's ok, you're there to practice talking to women. If she keeps going take a drink and pick out something to compliment the next woman on. If she hesitates like she's waiting for a follow up introduce yourself. 'My name is anon, what's yours?' Keep practicing and pretty soon you'll be in an actual conversation with a woman. Roughly 50% of the population are women, keep shooting and you'll hit something. Read up on how to be a good listener and shit like that. It ain't that hard and don't even start to get emotionally invested in a woman until you've been on a date or two.
I had a 'real' (as you put it) gf once but it didn't work out. It turned out she was completely judgemental and couldn't accept my love of dolls.
When she point blank refused to take part in a threesome I knew that she was too much of a bitch to waste time on.
>>684416568
pimp force girls to move to around to hide them
>>684416651
Of course. Nothing wrong with fucking a doll. What's weird is pretending the doll has humanistic characteristics in order to fight off lonliness
>>684416266
why? you know she's a little whore... posing in a skimpy swimsuit for everybody to see... if you dont give her the cock quick you will find her being lubed by the delivery boy I tell you
>>684416731
Again, fucking delusional.
>>684408649
Holy shit you are a dumbass kys you worthless faggot
>>684416871
Please stop posting in my thread if all you're going to post is lewd accusations, thank you.
There is a documentary on people who use these dolls. It is so cring worthy you may opt to resell on eBay befor you soil it....
Also if you want to meet women in a neutral setting take up running and join a running club. More than 50% of marathon entrants are women. So you've already have odds in your favor. You'll get in shape, the women you meet will be fit. When you're running for an hour or more with a group of women you'll end up having conversations or at least listening. There will probably be an alpha male that you can observe and take notes on how to have a personality. The only downside is you have to run.
>>684416847
I know she loves me and that's all that matters.
>>684417027
she is thinking about your cock right now man. "why can I not suck it? why am I not being lubed?"
all dolls are super-whores designed to service as sexual objects. just take advantage, man. heck, maybe she isn't even a virgin anymore
>>684408518
>sex doll
>2000 dollars
>weeb enough for /jp/
>browsing /b/
Occam's razor
>>684417257
Then again my girl friend just farted next to me in bed so i may buy this off of you if you haven't used it yet...
>>684412736
>But not higher than buying an anime sex doll?
I know, what kind of faggot doesn't get a pony?
>>684417303
My doctor said I'm not allowed to run because my ankles can't support my weight over long periods of time.
What about something like street racing or anime conventions? Any tips on home to pick up girls who'd be cool with dolls?
>>684417459
Don't take that shit off of her. Give her a Dutch oven and green text the scene.
>>684417342
You DO know I'm ignoring you?
>>684417560
You have a fuck doll. You've already given up on real women. Why concern yourself with them now?
>>684408518
>girls who'd be cool with dolls
how do you even imagine such a thing would be possible? I mean, here's a girl full of complexes and a 5-6/10 mediocre lay, being compared everyday to a stunning cock-sucking lubed whore doll
>>684417459
kek
>>684417663
Richard is that you, the only Person I know who talks about Dutch ovens...in the world
>>684417560
just go help so dogs find home
>>684417560
>implying your ankles can support your weight over short periods of time
>>684417805
I suppose you're right. I'd never find a 'real' girl who makes me as happy as Miku. I'd hate to be one of those losers stuck in a loveless relationship.
>>684417686
I can see that.
yet you are also thinking, "what if he's right, what if I bought a slut doll?" there's only one way to tell, man, shove that dick up her ass, see her squirm with pleasure
>>684417963
Do you think they make dog dolls? (lol joke)
But can you imagine? That'd be a real good conversation starter at a kennel club! haha
>>684411777
Topkek
>>684417560
Dude, no. The point of the running club was to increase your chances of meeting women in a neutral setting. I'm not saying you can't meet women street racing or at an anime convention it just makes the task much much harder.
>>684418013
That's right, better to be one of those losers in a loveless relationship... But with a doll
>>684418153
You sound mentally ill, both Miku and I agree you need help.
>>684418013
you had her for one day. how do you know this isn't a loveless relationship too? what if she thinks all the time about all the dicks she had at the test center in japan?
>>684418242
>loveless
Okay buddy, keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better
>>684408518
Make a tulpa mang. Not only you won't be alone anymore, but also you will have someone that loves you unconditionally.
>>684418285
you mean Miku the FUCK DOLL you bought with the intention of FUCKING? have you told her that, btw?
Does anyone know where you could buy a realistic dog doll? Not for sex, just to keep Miku happy while I'm at work.
>>684418501
That's some mlp level shit
>>684418196
yes, they do
>>684418570
taxidermy?
>>684414171
>a turn-off
lost
>>684418501
Never go full retard, I'm in a relationship with a love doll, not some sort of creep.
>>684418788 (checked)
>2k16
>still being mundane
By the way, the real OP left ages ago, I've just been messing.
>>684418570
omg you know what, that's a great idea because miku Is probably into bestiality being the slut whore nympho she is
why wouldn't you get the pedo version of that?
>>684418652
Fuck, my tulpa I spend over 3 years with is a pony. And I didn't even knew tulpas are connected to mlp so hard.
>>684411490
>tfw your sex doll makes you pull out
>>684418501
tulpa?
>>684408518
Now you're along with a $2,000 hunk of plastic to remind you how pathetic your existence is!
>>684408518
>>684408969
You seem like an ok guy OP.
Enjoy that doll and stop caring what others think.
>tfw your Japanese sex doll invites her mother in law around for dinner
>>684419304
OP left after a couple minutes man.
>tfw your sex doll always 'has a headache' and would rather just read in bed
>>684419302
Well, it could always be a hunk of plastic that would leave him for some other guy and take half of his wealth. I'd prefer the one he bought just for 2k.
>>684411834
This
>>684419534
just rape it
>>684420142
OP isn't here.
>>684408518
This doll looks better then my girlfriend.
Nice purchase made there, friend.
>>684417368
Mehrunes' Razor
>#RememberTheCrisis
>buy sex doll
>she puts you in the friend zone immediately
>>684412446
Fuck off slav fag, I'm an amerifag. This isn't STALKER or /k/.
>>684412581
Yes I am what? I don't get it
>>684420190
It can't talk, it can't give consent. It will ALWAYS be rape.
Or did you think you could fuck mute girls whenever you feel like it?
>>684414623
>2k u got ripped off
That one is used.
>>684421041
rapist are going to rape
>>684412446
West Germany.
>Furry concentration camp.
>>684410157
How about like...Tinder?
She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.She's fully posable you dipshit.lol
Pics of her naked?
>>684422483
I don't care if this thread is bait want Miku nudes
>>684422032
Kek
>>684408697
Can they twerk though
op has left to stick his dick into the doll for the first time. he wanted to take things slow and he lasted half a day. who can blame him, when you live with such a slut doll
>>684412540
Apparently I'm fucking fine.
Just no Facebook cuz I think it's a waste of time. If I want to talk to people, I'll just fucking talk to them.
>>684423495
I also don't have a Facebook. People flip me shit for it, but then I realize how obsessed everyone is with social media/networking sites and that I'm glad I am not one of them
>>684412540
32 but my power level is rising
>>684412540
>+8 No Facebook Account
ok
>>684408518
I would imagine this really wouldn't feel any different than a fleshlight right?
>>684411566
This
>>684411777
fantastic kek
>>684411777
Kek. Also, trips.
>>684412540
this guide is shit...
got 9 but i'm beta as shit
>>684424021
you forgot the double dubs
>>684412190
Quality bait. Not bad.
>>684424107
dubdubtrips?
